"What are we doing here?" Harley asked clutching her pop gun. "Theres a toxin here they stole from me. So Im taking it back and giving them a taste of there own medicine." She smiled. They were parked outside the GCPD. Harley eyed all the officers with there guns. "Um are you sure about this red?" She asked beginning to sweat. "Were not going to just walk into the place Harl" She said. The two got out and walked to a near by man hole cover. Harley went to lift it up but it was heavier than she expected and dropped it right on ivys foot. Ivy screamed as harley patted her on the back. Ivy growled in anger and pulled harley by her jester hat. She didnt know why she let her live especially after all the grief she had caused her in such a short amount of time. Ivy threw some seeds into the hole. A deep cracking sound echoed within the sewer and a plant came sprouting out. "Convenient" Harley smiled. Ivy clutched herself around the plant and slid down. The plant began to descend back down in the sewer so harley hurried and grabbed onto it. They walked through the dirty sewers. "A little farther" Ivy said looking up at the dark ceiling. Harley pulled out a Jester shaped flash flight and shined it up. "There!" Ivy said pointing to the a pipe. The plant hoisted the two up into the pipe. Working there way through the pipe they found themselves in the showers. "This isnt the evidence room" Harley whispered. "Its just down the hallway" Ivy Whispered walking ahead to the door. Harley grabbed Ivy by her shoulders "Are you crazy? Theres a butt load of cops out there!" she said scared for her life. "Relax" She said flinging the door open. 3 cops were standing in the hall talking. "What the hell?" One of them said getting a look at this green skinned woman in a leafy leotard. They all pulled there guns out. "Oh crap" Harley said putting her hands up. Ivy walked seductively towards the men. "You're not gonna hurt little ol me are you?" She worked her hands up her body and whipped her red hair. The men began to lower there guns. She kissed her hand and blew it to the men. Glittering specks hit them and there eyes became an acid green color. They all stood there zombied out. "Come on Harley" Ivy said looking back at her giving her a wink and a smile. "You got style red" Harley grinned emerging from the shower. "This is true" Smiled. They walked up to the evidence room. Ivy pulled on the knob only to find it was locked. She pulled some more seed outs from her pocket. "Ahem" Harley said. Ivy turned around to see She was leaned against one of the officers dangling the keys she had taken off them. "Not everything is solved with violence ya know" Harley mocked. Ivy snatched the keys "Tell that to your ex-boyfriend" She retorted. Harley furred her brown and stuck out her lip following Ivy into the evidence room. Ivy hurried to find her goodies while Harley looked around eyeing all the boxes. Boxes upon boxes all stacked up ontop of each other. They were all stacked in order of last to first name. She couldnt help herself but to go straight to the J's. James...Jefferson...Joker. Only one name on the boxes. There were at least ten. She popped one open and looked inside. There was a stack of razor playing cards covered in blood in a plastic bag she looked at them closely all the detail of the jester on them. The curved lettering of the word 'Joker'. She took a deep breath in. "What are you doing!?" Ivys voice broke her train of thought. Harley stood there caught. "Will you stop! I cant believe youre still mooning over that psychotic creep!" She said anger burning within her green eyes. She sighed deeply and leaned up against the boxes. "Maybe id feel better if I knew he missed me too..." She said with a sad tone. She fell back against the unstable boxes sending them all crashing down. "Come on lets get out of here" Ivy said turning back to the door. Harley got up and looked at the mess of spilled boxes. Her eyes couldnt believe what she was seeing. "Um Red?" She said with a giant smile. "What?!" She turned around annoyed. "Oh" She gasped at the site.
He rolled over half asleep and hit the floor. He grit his teeth and growled in anger. This was the second time this week this happened., He had gotten use to rolling over to a lump of soft delicate flesh next to him. Oh well. He got up and jumped in the shower alone. Alone again! Thank god she wasnt there taking up all the room...rubbing her wet breasts up against his chest. He shook the thoughts from his brain and ran shampoo through his thick green mane of hair. He got out. No towel. This was just not his day. He left a trail of water from the shower to his room as he digged through the hamper grabbing an old towel. He got himself dressed in his purple suit opened his dresser drawer to see nothing but emptiness. NO SOCKS. He huffed. Yes he had gotten lazy. That damn woman did everything for him. She spoiled him. Hed admit it. She would have everything nice and neatly in its place waiting for him. He was back on his own again. Neglecting the laundry and all the household things she would do for him. Being a week in without her he was finally realizing how much of a mess everything was. The laundry was piling up the dishes wernt done the place was a mess. He put his shoes on anyway without socks which went completely against his very formal dressing nature. He went down stairs to see his goons already awake all huddled together. "Should we tell him?" lefty asked. "God no you saw what he did to her what do you think hell do to us when he finds out?" He snuck quietly behind them. "FIND OUT WHAT!?" He growled at them bearing his teeth. They all turned around in fear. He noticed rocko was holding a newspaper. He snatched it from her and read it... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! His scream echoed off the walls and back into his brain.
'New Queens of Crime steal $50,000 from evidence lockup at GCPD in Falcone drug ring case. Carmine Falcone to walk free' The two looked at the headline and smiled. A photo from surveillance cameras of them both fleeing the scene. "Happy day Happy day!" Harley squealed grabbing the scissors cutting the article picture out to put it on the fridge. As she lifted it up underneath she saw it. A picture of her beloved Joker with the title 'Maniac still on the run' That was HER maniac...Ivy saw the article and quickly crumbled up the news paper and snatched the clipping from her and put it on the fridge.
They both laid down in bed. Harley was asleep. Ivy was still awake waiting for sleep to hit her. She looked at Harley. That maniac had almost killed her and STILL she cared for him. Ivy could understand if she was ugly or was a bad person. But Harley was beautiful which meant a lot coming from Ivy since she found the entire human race disgusting. She wasn't a bad person either. A little dim witted but she still had good intentions. Harley wrapped her hands around Ivy's waist and snuggled herself close rubbing her face in Ivy's breasts. Ivy blushed. "Harley?" She asked looking down at her. She was so needy Ivy thought. Harley didn't answer clearly deep in sleep. Ivy wrapped her legs around one of Harleys legs a held her. She looked like an angel. Just like the first time she saw her. How could the joker be so blind so dumb. Her eyelashes were nice and curly her hair soft and golden. She stared at her face her beautiful rose colored lips that were slightly parted from laying her cheek on Ivys breast. Her heart beat faster in her chest just looking at her. What was this feeling? She leaned in close to her there noses touching then closed her eyes and kissed her. To her surprise Harley kissed her back even stuck her tongue into Ivy's mouth. She was shocked that feeling melted away into a warm heartfelt blush. She placed her hand under harleys shirt grasping her petite breast. Hers were bigger than Harleys but she had always admired the more athletic toned B cup breasts. With the other hand she grabbed one of her pig tails and twirled the end around her finger. "I love you Mr.J" Harley whimpered out. Ivy's heart stopped a bit of range and embarrassment emerging within her. Even asleep she was smitten with the goddam clown. She felt bad almost as if she had taken advantage of her. Inevitability though she thought looking down at her. It was worth it.