She dreamed of him as she had dreamed of him many times. He had kissed her deeply passionately. He grasped her breasts and pulled her close. Playing with her pigtails as he always did. They rolled around on a bed of flowers. She jumped ontop of him "Oh mista J" she said looking down only to realize she was alone. He wasnt there. She sat there alone on the flowers as they slowly withered and died.
"Breakfast" Harley sat at the table as Ivy served breakfast. "Sleep good?" Ivy asked a bit nervous. Harley sat and looked at the empty plate in front of her "I had the strangest dream..." She said. Ivy scraped the spinach omelet from the pan as her heart beat raced faster. "About what?" She asked putting the omelet on Harleys plate. "I keep dreaming about Mr. J but he always disape-" Ivy stabbed a fork into the omelet. "Oh will you stop!" Ivy snapped. Harley shot a scared look at her. Ivy suddenly felt bad realizing she was really more jealous than she was annoyed. Seeing the sadness well within Harleys blue eyes she decided to try and brighten her up. She pulled a stack of money out of one of the kitchen drawers. "You know whats the use in having all this money if were not gonna go spend it. Hows about we get dolled up and go shopping?" She suggested. Harleys frown turned upside down.
"Dont talk to anyone" Ivy said patting powder on her face camouflaging her green beige and placing on her sunglasses as they drove into Gotham. Harley looked at ivy. It was funny some how the make up made her less attractive. She envied Ivy. She had a nice body and beautiful hair she was smart and cunning. "You know red green is definitely your color" Harley said looking at her. Ivy just looked at her and smiled. "Put the scarf on" Ivy said handing it to her. "Oh come on red you dont think the hats enough?" Ivy shoved the scarf at her "Im not getting caught because someone recognizes you as that nuts little hench wench." Harley tightened the scarf around her and huffed. They both entered the store and smiled "Jewelry!" Harley beamed. "Home and Garden!" Ivy Smiled. They both looked at each other and laughed. They both went around shopping buyer whatever there heart desired. "Ready?" Ivy said Hands full of bags. "Ready" Harley smiled also carrying lots of bags. As they walked out ivy dropped one of her bags. A handsome tall man picked it up. "You dropped this Ms." The man said. Icy turned around and the man handed her the bag. Harley turned around and looked at him. "Hey I know you!" Harley said. "You're Bruce Wayne the boy billionaire!" Ivy turned to him and took her bag "Thank you" she said swiftly turning around to leave. She pushed Harley. "Hey!" she cried. "Come on..." She growled under her breath. Bruce watched the two take there leave and noticed the womans hand was a tint green. He looked at his own hand to realize there was make up on it that had rubbed off the womans hand, He glared as the two left out the door. "Are you crazy?" Ivy asked Harley as they walked to the car. "...yes" Harley smiled.
When they got home they went through there things. She had bought new pots and pans a blender silverware more pots and gardening tools. "Im gonna go hang up the clothes I bought" Harley said. Ivy was busy with all her new things and she knew she had a chance to sneak away for a few moments. She couldnt take it anymore. She picked up the phone and called the laugh factory.
He sat there grinding his teeth. He NEVER grinded his teeth unless he was on the verge of MEANINGFUL murder. The phone rand and she damn near yanked it out of the wall "WHAT!?" He screamed. "Mr.J?" He small squeak of a voice managed to come out. "Harley?" He asked a bit shocked she had called him. He thought she was done with him adopted a new life of crime with pammy and left him in the dust but no his hooks were still deep in her dragging her back to him...She was crazier than he thought! This was the second time he truly meant to kill her and here she was again survived and back for more! He turned on the GPS tracker they had hooked to the phone. "Hi puddin..ya still angry with me?" She blubbered out. He buttered her up "Awwww hunny bunny you know I cant hold a grudge...where are you?" He hissed. "Im..safe. I just wanted to call and let you know im ok...I gotta go I love you" She whispered hanging up hearing Ivy turning the door knob. "You ok?" Ivy asked. "Im fine" she lied. "Ive got dinner ready" Ivy said. Harley walking into the dining room to an amazing sight. The lights were out candles lit the place. There dinner sat with a big bouquet of white roses as the center piece. "Oh wow red this is really nice" She said staring at the flowers. She really did love flowers. They sat down and started eating dinner. "Listen" Ivy started watching Harley scarf down dinner. "I know I get on you a lot about you still having feelings for that maniac...but its just I think youre beautiful and funny and a good person..." Harley stared at her through big blue innocent eyes her mouth stuffed with food. "What Im trying to say" Ivy said taking her hand. She was interrupted by her plants acting up. "Whats that?" Harley asked swallowing her food. Ivy and Harley headed to the door. Ivy gasped and damn near had a heart attack. Harley was filled with an abundance of joy. There he was in a gas mask spraying the plants in his way with weed eater making his way to there happy home. "Hello ladies just taking care of some of these pesky plants here" He said charismatically. Harley smiled ready to jump into his arms but Ivy acted first she snapped lunging at him with an out of touch with reality stare. One harley was way to familiar with. "Red!" She cried as she ringed her hands around his neck shaking him and slamming his head to the ground repeatedly knocking off his gas mask. It wasn't just jealousy this sick side show was killing her babies! "Please red!" Harley cried trying to pull her off him. He grabbed the sprayer and misted ivy in the face with the pesticide. She fell to the ground coughing as green viens in her face began to show up. He stood above her and aimed at her again. "No puddin dont!" Harley cried grabbing the sleeve of his jacket. Ivy knew he would shove her to the ground or slap her anything to get her out of the way as always. She wouldn't give him that chance. Vines wrapped him up tightly. She was going to kill him. Stop the madness once and for all. She tightened the grip of the vines. Terrorist. Tighter. Psychopath. Tighter. Murderer. Tighter. WOMAN BEATER. The vines wrapped so tight blood began to pool out of his mouth and his skin started turning blue, "Please!" The voice screamed breaking her concentration. She snapped back to reality to see Harley pulling on her arm tears gushing from her eyes down her face mascara smeared pleading to her. She let him go. She didnt want to but she couldnt stand to see her like this. "Good to see you too Pammy" He coughed on toxins trying to laugh. The poisons were starting to take effect as his skin started to get a blotchy see through effect to it. Harley hoisted him up "Help him Red! Ill do anything" She cried. Ivy knew she would. She would do ANYTHING for him. If he told her to get on all fours so he could use her as a foot rest she would. "Come on" She hissed storming back into the house. All the plants hissed as harley dragged him in. Ivy went over and clipped a few leaves off her plant and handed it to harley. Harley hurried and stuffed him in his mouth. He swallowed them and slowly his skin began to return to its abnormal white self. "Its me or him harley!" She yelled shaking. Harley looked at her realizing what she was saying. "Youre my best friend Red..." Harley said crying. Ivy knew the answer already. "Youre just another mindless meat sack like the rest of them!" Ivy screamed grabbing the vase of flowers and smashing it to the ground. Harley looked into her eyes and realized. She wasnt angry. She was trying to be angry because she was sad she was hurt... "Tender moment? Should I give you two a minute?" Joker smiled. Ivy Grit her teeth and grabbed a knife off the table. Harley grabbed Ivy's face and kissed her so fiercely that she dropped the knife. Jokers eyes went wide at the sight. The two finally broke there kiss and looked at each other. Harley smiled and handed her a jewelry box. "Ya know I guess its them sparkly pheromone things ya got but it made me just love ya so much" She cried backing up and taking her place back with the joker. "Im sorry hope we can still be friends" She said pushing the joker out the door with her. Ivy sniffed and wiped her tears and opened the box. It was a pair of diamond rose shaped earnings. She closed the box and clenched it in her fist. The door opened back up and her head shot up expecting it to be Harley but instead it was HIM. "Listen, I really hope theres no hard feelings between us. So I just wanted to let you know if youre ever up for some GROUP fun id be fine sharing Harley with you...HAHAHAHAHAHA" He laughed. "Get out" She whispered too tired for his games. "And by the way she liked RED roses" He smiled taking his leave. She looked down at the smashed vase of white roses. The only thing that had really gotten to her was what Harley had said about the pheromones making her love her.
Her pheromones didn't work on women.
Thanks for reading! As with all my stories heres the soundtrack ive chosen for this lovely story.
Foster the people – Best Friend
Beyonce – If I were a boy
Sam Smith – Stay with me