Palutena farted as she strolled down the hallway, only to be knocked down by Female Robin chasing after Greninja.
"How rude." Palutena scoffed as she felt a sloppy poot emerging from her. "...Well I'm gonna need a shower..."
"Come back! I wanna ship you with my tome!" Fem Robin exclaimed as she flailed her arms about.
"Get away!" Greninja blasted Fem Robin in the face with a water pulse as he jumped above Ness, who burped as his stomach was slightly pudgy from his constantly cookie eating. Fem Robin groaned as Ness' stomach got so pudgy, after his last burp, his shorts popped, revealing his diaper.
"...oh my goodness NESS WEARS DIAPERS!" Princess Zelda exclaimed while painting the wall, placing her paint covered hands on her face as she couldn't believe it.
"Yeah... I like how easy and comfy they are..." Ness admitted with a burp and a blush as he casually walked down the hallway, with everyone in shock at the teenaged boy wearing diapers as Captain Falcon came back down the hallway riding on George W. Bush's back, with everyone still wondering if poor old man Ganondorf was still stuck inside the donut machine.
"I am." Ganondorf said as he was feeling more like a Gannondork at the moment for being trapped in the doughnut machine.
"Don't ask me how it came to this," Bush said as he was forced to have the F-ZERO captain on his back.
"YESZ!" Captain Falcon screamed as he then Falcon Punched nearly all the girls staring at his handsome body.
"Hey... I didn't get punched." Toadette whimpered as she was stuffing herself with cake like the fat mushroom slut we knew she was.
Dry Bowser was placing in new columns for the hallway as he shook huis skull in disapproval. "Sometimes I wonder if you just exist to be annoying."