Nekozawa's Fanfiction
Chapter 3: A Hostess Club, Alias, And Attack On Kaoru?!
"What do you mean, Kyoya?" Tamaki asked, turning around to look at his best friend. Suddenly, Tamaki jumped in the air. He landed on the newly female Kyoya, and started rubbing their cheeks together.
"KYO~YA, YOU'RE SO CUTE!" Tamaki screamed, irritating Kyoya even more . Kyoya, like everyone else, now looked more feminine. His dark hair now reached his mid-back. But even as a female, Kyoya still looked intense. He cleared his throat, and shoved his best friend off.
"What I mean is, there is no reason to stop seeing guest." Kyoya said, pushing up his glasses. Honey cocked his head to the side.
"But, Kyo-Chan..." Honey said. "How are we supposed to be the Host Club if we're girls?". Tamaki, who suddenly caught on to what Kyoya was saying, perked up.
"Well, Kyoya's saying that are lovely princesses will come and see a friend, not a host!" Tamaki explained, dramatically spinning around. Honey giggled.
"Oh, so our guest will still come and talk to us! Even though we're girls?" He asked, smiling. Kyoya spoke up.
"Well, excluding Haruhi, we will say that we are distant relatives of 'the hosts'. Instead of telling them of our... predicament.." He explained, pulling out the infamous black notebook.
"Well, that settles it men! Er, I mean... Women?" Tamaki said, heading out of the room. "Ouran is getting a new Hostess Club!".
Haruhi and the twins grumpily sat down at a cafe. Unsurprisingly, the twins were unable to go to class because they were never seen before. Well... their new bodies were never seen before. Haruhi sighed, and started rubbing her temples. How was she supposed to keep up her scholarship if they were keeping her out of class?!
"You know, I don't see why I have to be here." Haruhi said. "You guys are making me skip out on school!". The twins put their chin in their hands in unison, and tilted their heads.
"It's not like this is going to harm you-" Hikaru began, in an unsympathetic voice.
"This is your first absence." Kaoru finished, attempting to have the same edge in his voice. Haruhi wasn't in the best mood, so she quickly got angry. Which, was very out of character for her.
"Yeah, well. What about tomorrow?!" Haruhi asked, rather loudly. Suddenly, a familiar dramatic voice spoke up.
"Already planned out, my new prince!" Tamaki said, revealing himself along with the rest of the host.
"Wait, how long were you three just... standing there?" Kaoru asked, legitimately confused.
"Yeah, that's kind of creepy..." Hikaru said. Tamaki, who either failed to hear them or ignored them, kept talking.
"SO, Kyoya and I came up with the most brilliant idea.." Tamaki began. He explained the entire plan to the three one years, who were still wondering how long they were standing with them. After Tamaki was done, Honey showed every one a list.
"Me and Takashi came up with some new names! Right, Takashi?" Honey asked, waving the list at his cousin.
"..Yeah.."
"Don't worry, we made sure they are really cute names!" Honey exclaimed, showing the list to everyone.
'Kyo-Chan: Kiyoko Ootori '
'Tama-Chan: Tamiko Suoh'
'Takashi: Takara Morinozuka'
'Hika-Chan: Hikari Hitachiin'
'Kao-Chan: Kaori Hitachiin'
'Me!: Mitsuko Haninozuka'
'Haru-Chan: Haruki Fujioka'
"Wait... I don't really need a new name..? Right...?" Haruhi asked, nervously. It's not that she had something against the name Haruki. It's because she has already had to hide her gender, pay a debt, get out of a debt, deal with the hyper host club, clean after insanely violent guest, and switch genders. An alias, might make Haruhi go crazy.
"Well, you look the same... So, I suppose not." Kyoya said. Honey pouted.
"You don't like your new name, Haru-Chan?" Honey asked, sadly. Haruhi shook her head.
"It's not that! It's just-"
"Oh well, I like 'Haruhi' much better anyway! It's much cuter!" Honey said, giggling.
"Hey, have we told the headmaster about this?" Kaoru asked, changing the subject. Tamaki shuddered.
"Yes, we've made my father aware..." Tamaki said, remembering the horrified look in his father eyes when he saw the newly female hosts.
"Well, this has been just lovely." Hikaru said, sarcastically. "But, Kaoru and I should go home."
"So early in the day?" Haruhi asked.
"Yeah, no point in staying here.." Kaoru explained, an idea popping in his head. He and his brother cuddled Haruhi from the side.
"Naww, try not to miss us too much!" They said in unison, purposely in front of Tamaki. Tamaki started to rant, but the twins quickly ran out the door.
The twins started to walk home from the cafe. They didn't live to far, and didn't want to deal with their drivers finding out right now. Kaoru observed his female brother from the corner of his eye. He truly did wonder how his brother was handling this. At first, Hikaru seemed very disturbed with switching genders, but now he acted like he wasn't bothered with it.
"Hey, Kaoru?" Hikaru asked, snapping his brother out of his thoughts.
"Yeah?"
"I have to use the bathroom. Wait here." He said, heading inside a nearby rest.
That's another thing, how could he be able to use the bathroom so soon? Kaoru knew for a fact that the other host haven't even looked at their new... assessments. But, Hikaru could just pee like it was normal? Maybe Hikaru was starting to handle things better, maybe he was maturing.
"But, that would mean..." Kaoru thought. "Hikaru could possibly grow tired of me soon...".
Before Kaoru could think of it more, he felt somebody pull him behind the buildings. They pushed Kaoru into the wall.
"Owwww. What the hell?" Kaoru asked, gripping his head. He opened his eyes, and saw three guys. Not a single one of them looked friendly.
"Why, hell~o girl." A guy with greasy black hair said.
"What's a cute thing like you doing out here alone?" Another guy said. He had bleach blond hair, and was the closest to Kaoru. Kaoru guessed he was he guy who dragged him there.
"I-I-I'm waiting for my b-brother." Kaoru answered, carefully trying to get out the third guy's grip.
"Brother, eh?" The third guy asked, picking with Kaoru's hair.
"Well, we should have some fun with you before big bro comes back..." The second guy said, creeping his face closer to Kaoru. Kaoru started squirming, and started moving his head away.
"Stop! I'm not actually a girl! Leave me alone!" Kaoru said, kicking at the guys.
"Funny. You look like a girl." The first guy said, licking his lips.
"QUIT IT!" Kaoru said, punching the second guy as hard as he could. He growled.
"Now we're not gonna be as nice, you little-"
"HEY! She said leave her alone!" A voice suddenly said. Three girls came out, one had a cellphone in her hand, One was trembling and holding a bottle of water, and one was Hikaru.
"Kaoru!" Hikaru said, running up to Kaoru. He gave him a hug.
"H-Hikaru.." Kaoru said, his voice cracking. He was trying not to cry. The girl holding the bottle of water waked up to Kaoru and handed it to him.
"Are you okay, Kaoru? I-I'm so sorry I left you alone!" Hikaru said, looking like he was about to cry as well. Kaoru nodded.
"Didn't you tell us you were waiting on your brother?" The first guy said, Hikaru growled. He was prepared to give these guys whatever he got. But, the other girl spoke up.
"Who cares? Just get the hell away from here!" The girl said, pulling out a phone. "Or, we'll call the cops!". The three boys looked at each other before they chuckled, and started to walk near the girl.
"H-H-Hey! I also saw you three drive here! I.. took a picture of your plate number!" The other girl said, hiding behind Hikaru and Kaoru. The three guys growled, before walking away.
"Way to go, Kumiko!" The girl said, running up to her friend. Kumiko took a deep, shaky breath.
"They were scary, Shizuka!" Kumiko said, turning towards Kaoru. "A-Are you okay?!". Kaoru smiled, and nodded.
"Man, what a bunch of assholes." Shizuka said. Hikaru nodded his head.
"Thanks for getting me when you saw my brother in trouble." Hikaru said, slightly smiling.
"Would you like to spend the night at the infamous Hitachiin Mansion, as a thank you gift? Guest Room of course." Kaoru asked. The two girls gasped.
"Sure!" They said, in unison. The four started to walk to the Hitachiin residence. But, the girls were a little curious about something...
Why do they refer to each other as their brothers?
Chapter End
Angel: Poor Kaoru!
Rebel: I kind of feel bad we made the more gentle twin the victim...
Pervert: Thank goodness for those girls!
Angel: Speaking of which, those girls will be important... Maybe, Hitachiin love interest? ;) (P.S: If your wondering why the new names weren't creative... Remember, Honey came up with them.)