I promise I am not dead and neither are any of my stories, just sick all the time and not really feeling up to typing (something I really don't like doing, I prefer to hand write.)

Anyway onto the story:

"In this last year the world almost ended. I am sure you all remember that day." Neko-sensei's voice was uncharacteristically serious, no one in the class knew what to make of it. Silence reigned as Neko-sensei allowed everyone to reminisce of that day.

"I know it's not pleasant to remember such a desperate time, but there is something that we must understand, that day was the first in many years that monsters appeared before humans. In America there was an evil monster that caused this near calamity, he was called 'Plasmius' he was so good at mimicking humans that we still don't know what kind of monster he really was, though rumors say he was a vampire." Neko-sensei's voice got quieter as she whispered, the entire class was leaning forward in their seat paying rapt attention.

"It's because of monsters like this that humans fear us and makes it harder for good monsters to live in harmony with them. But humans are surprisingly interesting one of them, a single human boy teamed up with a monster- a powerful ghost named phantom- and managed to gather enough power to save the world!""

A hand raised in the air, unsurprisingly it was Moka, Neko-sensei paused her lecture to nod at her "Yes, Moka-san?"

"What was the human's name?"

Both Tsu and I froze in place, if they said my name I would have to prove that I wasn't human but that would be revealing that I am phantom and that would lead to never having any privacy again. On the other hand if I didn't show phantom I would be killed for coming to a monster high school when I was 'human', both decisions were bad. Tsu and I waited tensely as Neko-sensei tapped her chin with her nail.

"Hmm- to be honest, we monsters don't know. The boy disappeared after coming up with the plan and teaming with phantom. It is said that he used his family's flying machine and gathered the power from another realm but he couldn't hold it. He perished and phantom finished the plan by himself."

Tsu relaxed when he learned that no one knew my name but I was tenser than ever something was wrong. It wouldn't be too far to assume that monsters knew about the ghost zone but that they knew that I technically re-died in there? Something was up.

Moka had tears in her eyes and she sniffed as she tried to compose herself "o-oh- that's so sad! And no one knows his name?"

"No, but we knew he was a small boy with black hair and blue eyes. He and phantom we polar opposites, phantom has white hair and green eyes." I felt like I was going to pull a muscle with how tense I was how did they know? Luckily the bell rang before I did something stupid. The entire class jumped in surprise at the break in silence, Tsu even fell out of his chair.

"Oh and class don't forget there is a club bazaar after school today so make sure you sign up for the clubs you want to participate in. Sign up for the newspaper club I am the advisor!" and with that she disappeared thought the door. I started to relax a bit before I started to pack up my stuff. Let's see…. Next I have math and then I have runes after that I have a free period I started to zone out when I heard Moka say something I was so distracted that I freaked out and almost pulled an ecto-gun on her. (The school could never find them)

When my heart finally settled down I realized they asked a question "huh-? Sorry what?"

"I asked what clubs you did in America, maybe we can all join the same one!" Moka looked excited at that thought.

"Oh-uh clubs in America are optional…." Moka deflated at that but she brightened up when I said "but sure! We can all be in the same club." Tsu joined us in the hall and we walked to math together.

When classes were finally done everyone gathered together and we walked outside. "WHOA" all four of us said (Kurumu joined us on the way.) Anyway the school looked like a festival was just happening outside the schools front door. Kurumu grabbed my arm and started trying to drag me to a couple booths, I looked at their signs (nude sculpture, photography, lollicon, maid etc.) were there any normal clubs around here? I pulled my arm out of Kurumu's and started to wander back to where we lost Moka and Tsu.

Hey a swim club…. And there is Tsu, probably dreaming of Moka in a swim suit. It was decided we would try it out so we all went inside and changed, I also put a black shirt on to cover my scars after I caught Tsu and the others staring at them. We all met next to the pool and began to stretch.

I was done first so I decided to get some laps in, I stood on one of the diving platforms and dove right in, barely making a ripple. The pool was heated not so much that it would be a hot tub but enough to make the water pleasant against my ice-core. It felt nice to swim laps again so I started my front crawl before moving on to back stroke, breast stroke, and the butterfly. I was just finishing 200 m when the stage near the diving blocks lit up. So far only girls were on the platform and a contest was starting up.

I pulled myself from the water and one of the sempai's walked up to me, she had blue hair that rolled in waves down her back and gold eyes that looked dangerous. "Please be seated sir, the contest is for your pleasure." I smirked oh, now I wanted in this thing.

"I would have more fun being in the contest, if you don't mind." I walked past and stood on stage with the others. I stood next to a small girl in a dark blue one-piece who had a hat on her head.

"Hello" I nodded to her but I was surprised by the blank stare I got back.

"Hi…" she said, she must be shy, I smiled at her and then returned my attention to the sempai explaining the rules to a relay race. Basically if you fell off you are out of the competition but you were allowed to push others.

I grinned, this sounds fun. I turned back to the little girl, she also had a grin on her face but that was mixed with concern because she was so small, she somehow reminded me of Dani. I turned to her "Wanna win?" I asked again she looked surprised that I spoke to her but that glint of mischievousness was unmistakable. I knelt in front on her and she climbed on my shoulders.

"Ready contestants…..get set….. Go!" the announcer called

I held tight to the little girl and began to jump over platforms gaining a good 30 second lead over the others, apparently the platforms sank if you stayed on it too long so we were quick to jump to the next one before the water could spill onto it.

I felt her hands tighten in my hair when the platform we were on shook, Kurumu had her wings out for balance when she landed. "Get off Danny!" Her nails elongated as she tried to swipe at the girl.

"Make me!" She held up a pink stick with a star on the end, I guess that it was a wand and felt matter rushing through it to form over Kurumu's head. It made a bed pan the fell heavily, hitting Kurumu but only making her more made.

"Go!" the little witch said, I leapt onto the next platform followed closely by the other girl who were still in the race, and we had just barely managed to cross the finish line before the others landed on the last platform.

The competition lasted for a few more games that included tunnels and shooting balls into tall hoops and limbo over barrels, both Kurumu and the girl fought the entire time. At the end only the swim team and I were in the water.

"And that concludes today's competition! Now it's for some free swim! Everybody enjoy!" the announcer said.

For some reason that did seem right to me…I began searching for Tsu and the others and eventually found them next to the captain of the club.

"—but if Moka isn't here I don't want to be either, sorry but I am not joining the swim club." Tsu said, I was about to swim over closer when I heard a scream, turning to look I saw the little girl from earlier being held underwater by the upperclassmen. Anger took over, I haven't been this angry since Dan, those sempai's were hurting her, probably trying to drown her.

I swam as fast as I could (which is pretty fast) and punched two of them in the face, I noticed that the little bat from everywhere was here, saying something about mermaids and feasting on men. Crap! That means Tsu is in trouble!

"Over here!" Kurumu's voice…. I looked up and saw that she was flying overhead her wings pumping to keep her there. "Come on Danny let's go!" I threw that girl in the air, and she was caught by the succubus. "Take her somewhere safe!" I yelled before I turned back and hurried to Tsu.

He was being held by the captain as the others found prey of their own, it looked like if they bit someone they would suck out the person's life force. Of course it was at this time that I was grabbed and dragged under water, the two I punched from earlier had come back. I wrestled a bit before trying to find the Fenton deflector, I had modified it for Tsu to protect him from monsters, and it was also made into a bracelet when I found it (in one of the many secret pockets of my swim trunks) I flipped it on.

The entire pool seemed electrified by the time I resurfaced Tsu and I were the only ones unaffected Tsu because he was human and me because I had built up an immunity to my parents devices.

"Today's fight lasted 30 sec—"

"We aren't done yet!" Slowly the mermaid's swam closer, circling Tsu and me as I tried to push him behind me. A couple lashed out at us but they were too far to provide any damaged. "Tsu, where is Moka?" I may be able to handle these things but I couldn't do that if I was protecting Tsu. "She's left after she was splashed. That's why I wanted to leave the club"

We heard laughter as the mermaids circled closer to us, before I could react the captain grabbed Tsu and pulled away letting her Kohai's block me from getting to her.

"You know" she said "We of the swim club have had our eyes on you Danny and Tsukune. I caught a whiff of your scent and you both have the most delicious ones, you smell almost human."

I felt hands grab onto my wrists but I was more focused on Tsu to really care about what they were doing.

"You see, we were going to spare you Danny. You take to the water like a natural and we do want to win our competitions but you just smell sooo good~ it's almost irresistible." She began moaning and rubbing her face against Tsukune's "It would be such a waste to let you live."

I felt teeth bite into me from my shoulders and waist but I didn't really notice what was happening I was more focused on Tsu.

"Danny!" Tsu yelled

"DANNY, TSUKUNE!" Moka screamed she had come back it seems without even thinking she dove inside the water, when she didn't resurface Kurumu screamed "Nooo! Water is a vampire's weakness, she will die if she doesn't get out of there soon!"

Tsu began to struggle as the mermaids laughed…. Then the ones still trying to drink from me burst into flames (what color do you think they are… that's right green ) agonized screaming continued as the mermaids seemed to forget about the situation and rushed to splash water on their comrades.

In the chaos Tsu managed to get away from the sempai but I was in the middle of an angry horde… this isn't good. Claws flashed and tried to stab me before I had a sense that made my blood run cold. The pool turned red and a silver haired Moka stood up, the only mermaid who could still move was the captain she leapt at the vampire (stupid move in my opinion) and was promptly kicked into one of the hoops still in the pool. Moka grit her teeth and hissed "Know your place fish."

Now this is the part I knew she was going to come over here and take some of my blood, I quickly backed stepped and covered my neck, I swore I wouldn't be a juice box….. Moka just fell forward, she almost slammed her head against the side of the pool before I caught her and pulled her out.

"Hey! Moka, you okay?" Tsu ran up to us and knelt beside her, she opened her ruby eyes and slapped him right across the face… ouch… "You don't deserve Moka, you don't understand her at all." She glared at Tsu until her lowered his head.

"You're right, I didn't know but—but I promise never to make that mistake again!" They stared at each other until Moka was satisfied and held out her hand. "My Rosario?" Tsu placed it in her hand and the bat from before announce "this fight only took 83 seconds!" before flying off again. I sighed until I realized I still had silver haired Moka in my arms, but it was too late to move as she leaned in a bit my neck. "Chuu!"

"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW" I said before pushing her off, she laughed and clipped the Rosario back onto her necklace.

By the time we managed to get out of the school club, fair, thingy it was dark and Tsu and I were exhausted I couldn't wait to get home and eat, mermaids apparently take a lot out of me….. and then burst into flames.

Sorry for being so slow to update, does anyone know how I can handwrite this stuff and get it onto my computer somehow? I dislike typing and that's why it is taking so long. Please R&R thanks!