A/N: Chapter 2! It starts off in first person, then goes on to third (stated just to save confusion)
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This sucked.
No, really.
Like really, really sucked.
Like uber sucked.
Sucked like your mum.
…Okay, maybe that last one was unnecessary, but Jesus fuck – can you blame me?
"…Would you like fries with that?"
…It's not fucking funny. At. All.
"Uhhh, yah sure… Could I get the supersize? Or is that like, too expensive?"
Nao raised an eyebrow at the idiotic man before her. Although, the creature currently within her line of vision could not fit, quite literally, the simple description of 'man'. Let's analyse that.
'Man' would imply that said creature would be of the male gender. Perhaps this beast did indeed possess male genitals, but Nao really did not need, nor did she have any desire to, confirm this particular thought. She doubted the morbidly obese, sweaty, grotty sad excuse of a… thing, before her could even crane his neck down enough to check if he was in fact a 'he'. What ever organs had once lingered down below was certainly long forgotten to this particular specimen.
Holy shit, right? What the hell was she meant to do?
Indeed, why was she here in the first place?
Nao's eye started to tick dangerously when she noticed the customer's eyes straying a little too close to certain parts of her body.
Surely she wouldn't mind this attention, right?
Wrong. Oh so very, very, wrong.
Post carnival, Mai, Midori and Supernun (now with karate chop action!) got it into their heads to change Nao into some form of Jesus – free of her previous sins, and happily reborn into society.
This particular retarded version of the nativity play did not involve donkeys, as much as Nao loved donkeys, but grease and fries! Her nifty toga type thing was exchanged for a shitty polo-shirt-come-bum-suit combo, which did little to flatter her figure. The golden gates of heaven were but arches of yellow – what does 'M' stand for, children?
…
"Mutilation!" Nao screamed, stabbing a plastic fork into a customer and running away.
…In retrospect, she probably shouldn't have come in for work the next day.
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A/N: I don't know. I really don't.
Overly short, yes, but I am just messing around here :P and omg Hoppy? Damn, I think I might've blagged the tea thing off of someone / (I thought I recognised it). I hope they don't mind? If they say anything, then I'll alter the story to fit :D
Next up: …I don't know ladies and gentlemen! Someone choose? Give them a job too, if you want.
If not, then I'll likely try to carry on Shizuru's arc, since people seem to like that :P (dude wtf. I said I'd keep them seperate. WHUTEVA. Gotta give the people what they want ;D)
Oh, and happy birthday Shizuru!!