[A/N] Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I'm so busy with school it's not even funny. Well, here's another chapter for your enjoyment.

Lights. Camera. Oh, gosh. Here comes the annoying ones.

Sasuke's PoV

Best friend? Who? That giant mob of dog smell? No way.

I laughed sarcastically, "I'm not going to leave him alone."

The mutt shot me a glare before, hugging Naruto. I really wanted to kill him. "I'm not letting you have Naruto!" Kiba shouted, nuzzling Naruto.

Naruto laughed and said something about his hair tickling him, but I wasn't paying attention. He was too close to Naruto for my liking. I was a centimeter away from bursting into flames and ripping Naruto away from the mutt.

Then ripping the mutt's flesh into pieces.

I clenched and unclenched my hands, before replying. "He's my makeup artist."

The mutt gasped, his hands falling to his sides. After a split second, he looked at Naruto and grinned widely. "Oh. My. Lord. I am so sorry for interrupting you guys! Naruto, I'm playing a side role in this movie. We're still missing hotshot's costar, but I feel like you're perfect for the role! Now, if you'll excuse me…" The mutt suddenly dashed away with a shitty grin.

I let out a breath that I didn't realize I was holding.

"Sorry. Kiba's just a bit happy he got a role. Don't mind him." Naruto laughed, and it felt like the awkward atmosphere just disappeared. People started turning away from us and continuing their chats.

"Hn."

Naruto laughed again, and this time he caught the attention of a shy and idiotic girl. Why is she idiotic, you ask? OF COURSE because she decided to talk to my Naruto.

"H-Hi." She stuttered.

Naruto turned towards her, but assumed that she wanted to talk to me. "Hey! You wanna talk to hotshot here? Then I'll leave ya alone!"

"N-No! I w-want to talk t-to y-you." The girl grabbed Naruto's hand and held onto it tightly. This was even worse the mutt.

"I see! I guess we didn't do introductions, although I know who you are! I'm Uzumaki Naruto, believe it. I'm this jerk's makeup artist." Naruto gave her his shit-eating grin.

The girl giggled, and I hit him on the head.

"Who the hell are you calling jerk?" I growled.

He chuckled, scratching the back of his head. "Sooorry. I meant to say bastard."

"U-Um. I-I'm H-Hyuga H-Hinata. N-Nice to m-meet you." The girl FINALLY let go of Naruto's hand. He smiled at her.

"Yeah, I know. The star of the Hyuga movie, eh? Where's your costar, Neij?" Naruto asked.

He was good at knowing people.

"Brother N-Neji is c-coming a-afterward. H-He has a-an interview." The girl smiled timidly at Naruto, and Naruto, being the oblivious guy he was, smiled back. I was getting annoyed.

Then someone who could annoy me even more appeared.

Naruto's PoV

Suddenly a pink-headed girl popped up near Sasuke. My eyes widened until they were saucers. Like, literally. Oh. My. GGGGOOOOSSSHHHH!

"Haruno Sakura! Oh My Gosh! Is that really you?" I shouted.

She didn't even glance at me before starting to flirt with Sasuke. I could tell that Sasuke was annoyed already. I was jealous. Very jealous. Not in the reason you think so. I mean, I'm a fan of Sakura; she was a popstar and an actress, and her voice was very beautiful, but I have a celebrity crush on the person she was flirting with. Sasuke.

NO! I only like him a bit. Well, maybe I like him. Heck, I'm in love with the bastard! Are you happy?

So I was very jealous of Sakura. I couldn't flirt with Sasuke openly. I would always stutter and end up as a real shy person. Hinata was still pulling at my sleeve, but I didn't care anymore. I was busy listening to their conversation.

"Soooo, Sasuke!" Her voice was sickening sweet. "Will you accept my invitation for a date?"

Sasuke didn't reply. I was starting to think that he was actually considering on going on a date with her. I was panicking inside. Until I noticed Sasuke passing me a glance which clearly meant that he was annoyed and didn't want to go.

"Fuck no." Sasuke growled. My heart clenched a bit.

"AWWW! Come on, it's going to be fun!" Again, that overly sweet voice. I started to doubt that I actually like her voice. It was, well, disgusting. Sakura finally glanced at me, disgust written all over his face. "Who is this...animal? What is with his clothes? Did they come from the garbage can outside?"

I was boiling with anger right now. I didn't care if she called me an animal. But these clothes were bought with Kyuu's meager income, and I appreciated it. I wasn't going to let anybody insult these clothes. They were my precious treasure.

"Shut the fuck – "I started shouting, but Sasuke cut me off.

"Go take a shit or something, pig. I will not tolerate anybody who insults my Naruto." Sasuke snarled, gracefully going to my side and stepping before me. "If you say one more word about him, I'm quitting this movie."

Sakura scoffed, but eventually went away. Hinata did too. I forgot about that poor girl.

"T-Thanks, Sasuke." My voice was still quivering with anger.

"Hn."

I chuckled. "Hey, I feel like I understand you better now, Bastard."

"Hn. Dobe."

"But seriously, thanks. I really owe you for that." I laughed, giving Sasuke a half hug. He instantly tensed up (just like I planned) and a blush found his way to his cheeks.

"I think you look good." He whispered.

It was my turn to turn full blown red. I was about to say something, but nothing came out of my mouth. I covered my face with my hands, embarrassed that I was embarrassed about that.

"B-Bastard! W-What a-are y-you d-doing?" I stuttered, sprinting for the water on the table. Sasuke followed, taking his leisurely time, and giving me his signature smirk.

"Ah! So you are Sasuke!" A male voice caught the attention of us. "It's an honor to have you star in this movie. We are still missing in the costar, but Kiba recommended someone by the name of Uzumaki Naruto…"

My ears perked up, and my blush already faded. "Did someone mention me?"

The male looked at me, and his eyes visibly brightened. "Yeah! I did. Naruto, how would you say of being the costar with Sasuke? I'm Jiraiya, by the way. The director."

My eyes widened. "But I never acted in my life before! And isn't the costar supposed to be a girl?"

"Not for this movie. This one is more about friendship between two ninjas, BUT we are thinking about developing this friend thing into something more … let's say, bold. Mr. Uchiha here, rejected all the costars and didn't accept any of them. But you seem like you are very close to Mr. Uchiha." He explained.

I couldn't grasp the situation. Me. In a movie? Oh, no. They don't work together.

"Should I take your silence as in a yes?" Mr. Jiraiya asked.

I didn't answer.

"Great! I'll go get you a copy of the script, and you can try to remember scene one. We're starting with that a week later."

WHAT!?