Hi! Here's yet another episode. I honestly don't know how I find the time to write all these fanfics. Thanks for all the reviews you guys are the greatest! The chapter updates might only be coming every other day since school's beginning to get really involved. Sorry if this really tics some impatient people off, but you'll just have to wait. On with the show!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho!

Youko1776- Bonjour folks! Welcome back to Nocturnal Talkshow with my friend whispers soon to be husband normal KURONUE!!! applause

Kuronue- Thanks! You fangirls are whom I live for.

Youko1776- I have a few questions from xHyperactivexBloddxLustx. She says she's not a fangirl aww but wants to know what you look for in a girl?

Kuronue- When it comes to females. I look for girls who are smart so I don't have to tell them to do anything and girls who are strong so I won't have to continually protect them for every little thing. She also need to be able to keep a clean home since everyone knows I couldn't for the life of me. I would also prefer that she have nice sized breasts and birthing hips.

Youko1776- Great! So I have another personal question. Do you think gay or bi chicks are hotter?

Kuronue- Huh? Personally I don't have a preference if they're hot they're hot and if they're not they're not. I don't prefer one or the other. It would help if they were at least bi, that way I'd have a chance at hooking up with them.

Youko1776-This is a really intimate question, so think hard. Have you ever had sex with Youko?

Kuronue-….. Yes, quite a few times actually. Usually after arguments, meals , heists, bathing, and just about all the times in between. We were super freaks, and the whole band knew it 'cause we made sure they did. Occasionally we'd get a female or 2 or 3 involved too. We had wild parties.

Youko1776-O.0 Whoa, I'd never had guess sarcasm These are some of my questions for you Kuro. Did you ever have to go to school?

Kuronue- School no, not in the Makai. We learn everything from our parents and elders. We don't have time for homework and tests.

Youko1776- Lucky! Since you're so smart, could you tutor me in math if I tutor you in English?

Kuronue- Maybe, only one problem. How am I suppose to teach you something I don't even know. In Makai we only learn the basics and survival skills, we don't have time for such frivolous things.

Youko1776- Kuro, do you like pie?

Kuronue- Are you kidding!? Of course I LOVE pie!

Youko1776- Really? We should totally hook-up.

Kuronue- I don't usually date fangirls, but I guess I'll make an exception.

Youko1776- Yes! Take that! Me and Kuro are goin' out! See ya next time

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