Sorry for not updating sooner, I had a Social Studies project to work on. Anyway, here's another chapter for you crazed Kuro fans☺

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho!

Youko1776-Welcome back! Once again we'll be answering the questions of ladyasile. Thank you ladyasile for being such a dedicated reader and audience member. Here we go Kuro, here's the first question. Do you have a religion?

Kuronue- Yes, in fact I would have thought it would be obvious right now. I'm a Buddhist with benefits.

Youko1776- Benefits?

Kuronue- Yep, benefits, I'm a Buddhist with a sex cult.

Youko1776- O.0…ewwww. That's … interesting. Who's your favorite human celebrity?

Kuronue- My favorite human celebrity would have to be George Bush, he's so fuckn' funny. It's ashamed how fucked up the U.S. is now.

Youko1776- Who's your hero?

Kuronue- My hero would have to be Youko. He saved me from starving to death and gave me a place to stay, We grew up together, both of us were alone and unwanted.

Youko1776- ladyasile also wants to be your English tutor.

Kuronue-As I always say, two is better than one.

Youko1776- Kuro, what's your favorite plant?

Kuronue- My favorite plant is the man-eating fox glove. It's deadly but beautiful just like Youko. It reminds me of a girl I once knew, but she died.

Youko1776- The next question I have is really interesting. Since you're a bat and bats have great hearing…what's the most disturbing thing you've ever heard?

Kuronue- The most disturbing thing I've ever heard was one time backstage on the set of Yu Yu Hakusho. There was this overly obsessed fangirl who wanted to steal me away to her dungeon and rape and torture me for the rest of eternity. I think she was a sadist. Then she wanted to rape me and have me father hanyou children and force me to marry her and raise them, talk about disturbing.

Youko1776- Wow, just listening to that description is disturbing kuro.

Kuronue- Yeah, and it gets worse. She was plotting to get her friends to steal my clothes from wardrobe and force me to walk around naked for their distorted viewing pleasure.

Youko1776- Don't worry Kuro-kun, I'd never even dream of doing that to you Kisses on cheek So next question, do you know Hiei?

Kuronue- I kinda know Hiei, we've crossed paths in the past. He's always been the homicidal- emo midget, never could get a word out of him.

Youko1776-ladyasile's next question, would you give me a kiss?

Kuronue- Of course, you are my girlfriend after all. makeout session

Youko1776- 5 minutes later Kuro-chan, our audience is getting bored, we should move on. What's the craziest thing a fangirl ever did for or to you?

Kuronue- The craziest thing that ever happened to me was when a fangirl snuck into my dressing room and stole all my underwear and filled the drawer with diapers and put shaving cream in my socks. She even put garlic in my food because apparently, someone in the cast told her I was a vampire or something.

Youko1776- Awww, why would someone want to do that to my poor Kuro? I don't think you're a vampire Kuro, just nocturnal. You have a very generous offer from ladyasile. She wants to know if you'd be interested in a mountain of candy.

Kuronue- Candy!? I love candy, sure I'd be interested! Thanks ladyasile, you're my #2 fangirl☺

Youko1776- What's your favorite fruit?

Kuronue- Youko always made fun of me for it, but my favorite fruit is peaches. Youko said that a peach was a sissy fruit but I still like them anyway. I think I might be a fruit bat…

Youko1776- What's your favorite vegetable?

Kuronue- My favorite vegetable if I had to pick on would be string beans. I really don't know why. I don't even like veggies that much, but I hate string bean the least.

Youko1776- Have you ever played a prank on Youko?

Kuronue- A prank, of course. I've tried hundreds of times, but he's just too clever. I might be the 2nd best thief in Makai, but I'm now where near the King of Thieves. You guys should help me think of a new scheme. It'll be the best prank ever. He's played so many on me, it's time he got some payback.

Youko1776- Aww man, it's that time again  We're out of time. Hope to see you folks next time. Je ne.

Thanks ladyasile for those questions, I might not be able to update too quickly but I'll try if you guys review and submit, SYNT!

Youko1776