Hey folks! I'm back, and with a brand- new chapter! I know it's been a long time, but now my term papers are almost done, so now I have more free time. Kuro and I have been making plans for our future together as well as coming up with more ideas for the show. Later on we might have a call-in session and more fangirl guests. Now that I'm done rambling, we can move on with the show, yay

Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or Kuro- kun, but I do in my dreams.

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Session 9 Interview for Kuronue

Youko1776- Welcome back! Hope you've enjoyed our extra long break. Now that we're back we've go some fun-new exciting stuff to do! Kuro-kun, are you ready?

Kuronue- Of course I'm ready '76, I was born ready. Bring on the questions.

Youko1776- okay, these questions are from ladyasile. Thanks ladyasile for being such a dedicated and loyal viewer. For being so amazingly great, I'll give you a free Kuro glomp without having to be strangled for touching my bishonen, how's that sound, you're so lucky. Ok, now here's the first question, do you know any Makai songs?

Kuronue- Well, yes actually I do but they wouldn't exactly be appropriate for those sweet sensitive ears of yours, plus my singing voice isn't as wonderful as it used to be. Youko and I used to sing this song when we were blasted, too bad I don't remember the words. I'd sing it for you guys if I could remember, oh well, next time maybe.

Youko1776-Now you've go me anxious. So, ever try to seduce Youko?

Kuronue- Try!? It doesn't take much to seduce Youko, he's a fuckn' man hore, which makes him even sexier. growl Not that you're not sexier Pumpkin. Oh please don't hurt me!!

Youko1776- Fine, I'll try not to. Ladyasile wants to know what your most embarrassing moment on the set of YYH was.

Kuronue- My most embarrassing moment? Wow, I have a lot of those; the time I walked in on Koenma and Sensui doin' it in the shower; the time I saw Hiei and his twisted obsession of bathing in a tub of ice cream, yuck; and when Yusuke and Kuwabaka thought it would be funny to turn me into a frilly pixie when they swapped my outfit for a fairy costume, in the dark! I didn't even know until the lights came on right before filming!

Youko1776- Wow, that's pretty intense to live down.

Kuronue- Yeah, you're tellin' me. Now when they see me they can't even keep a strait face. I can't even complete a sentence without them cracking up laughing.

Youko1776- Aww, poor Kuro. We all want to know, do you smoke?

Kuronue- NO! That's the problem with you ningens. Don't you realize what that stuff does to your lungs!? Then you question why we youkai look down upon you? glare Except my girlfriend '76 of coursesweatdrop! It makes no sense why a race that already doesn't have a long life span would want to make it even shorter by smoking. Also, ningens are weak enough, 'cept '76, without them.

Youko1776- Wow, you just went on a no smoking rant, good for you! Do you feel better now? Can you continue?

Kuronue- catching breath Yeah, I think so. So what's the next question?

Youko1776- Have you ever watched the Simpsons?

Kuronue- Yeah, I used to. My favorite character was Homer, he reminded me of myself at times….

Youko1776- 'Kay, can you draw?

Kuronue- I'll be honest, I couldn't draw for all the gold in Makai. But I can paint! Can't I '76?

Youko1776- Sure, right. You made me look like a giant blob monster!!

Kuronue- Yeah, but you were a sexy blob monster. bonk Ouch, that hurt!!!!

Youko1776- Well trust me, you deserved it. Now behave yourself or I won't give you your candy today.

Kuronue- Aww fine, I'll behave.

Youko1776- Ladyasile wants to know if you would want to see her drawing of you.

Kuronue- Sure. I'm always willing to see a devoted fangirl's work!

Youko1776- What's your favorite planet?

Kuronue- My favorite planet is Neptune. Why I don't know, I just like its blueness.

Youko1776- Wow, what a coincidence, Neptune's my fave too! Say, do you know how to play poker?

Kuronue- Of course I know how to play. It's like the national card game of the Makai. I could teach you if you want.

Youko1776- Uh, sure. sweatdrop Do you have a MP3 player or iPOD?

Kuronue- Yeah, I have a MP3 player. I keep all my J-pop with me at all times. I also have all the theme songs to Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, and Bleach.

Youko1776- Have you ever forgotten something important?

Kuronue- All the time! I either forget my shoes or even sometimes my sacred pendant. Youko was always reminding me of things I was forgetting. He always said I'd lose my wings if they weren't attached.

Youko1776- Do you have any advice for those who want to be just like you?

Kuronue- Well I'm honored to know there are people who want to be just like me. Some advice would be to take challenges head-on and listen to your elders, many times they know how to approach a situation better than you, like that hot-headed Yomi dude when Youko had to come and bail him out of situations. Never combine alcohol and pop rocks unless you want major gas. Never ask Youko to buy you something, you'll just end up eating through a straw for the next few months. Lastly, be yourself and don't let anyone tell you to change who you are. '76 tried to tell me that I should throw my beloved hat away, but we all know that will never happen.

Youko1776- But it is pretty ratty looking, oh well, all that matters is what's on the inside I guess. So Kuro-kun, would you ever appear on a reality TV show?

Kuronue- I don't know, It would depend on who was going to be there and where it was. I guess I would if it was a YYH reality show (Youko1776 getting an idea)

Youko1776- This is a very personal question that applies to all of your loyal fangirls in all the worlds, so think hard. What's your favorite hairstyle on a girl?

Kuronue- My favorite hairstyle? Wow, I never really thought about that. Guys don't really pay attention to things like that. As long as you have hair, we're happy, we could really care less. I mean look at me. I just put my hair up in a plain ponytail and brush it. The only guys I know who really care about their hair is Youko/Kurama, Suzuka, and Shishi. I really don't care how you wear your hair as long as it's clean and it doesn't look like a nest.

Youko1776- Thanks Kuro-kun. Sorry to say, but were out of time. Thanks for hangin' it there with me. See ya next time.

Sorry it took so long to update. Hope you didn't forget about me. Remember, review, review, REVIEW!! Next up bleedingdarknessdragon!!

-Youko1776