"Tsukune Aono, my lady, I present my servant and grand jester, Puck."

"That's my name, don't wear it out."

Puck had long silver hair, and his skin was as flawless as Oberon and Titania's. Unlike his master, he was dressed in a simple tunic, but his clothing was no less elaborate.

"Wow! Look at you!"

Puck's eyes popped out of his head when he looked at Moka, literally. Tsukune's mom squealed, but a moment later Puck's eyes flew back into their sockets. He disappeared and reappeared behind Tsukune.

"Good catch there buddy, she's a keeper."

"Uh… thanks."

Puck vanished again and reappeared in front of Oberon.

"You rang master?"

"You are in the presence of Tsukune Aono, Dark Lord to be, and his new wife, the daughter of Akasha Bloodriver and Issa Shuzen. Show some respect…"

A moment ago Oberon had been sizing up Tsukune like a piece of meat, now he was telling his servant to show him some respect?

"Did I miss something?" he thought.

"I need to be myself, my lord. It's all I know how to be."

"To business…" said Titania "As our wedding present, Puck will grant you both one wish."

"Like hell!"

Aqua had finally burst from concealment, and she looked mad.

"Is there a problem?" asked Titania.

"Yes we have a problem. I know how you two and your clown work."

"I take offense to that." said Puck floating in the air like he didn't have a care in the world "I am not a clown."

"You come in with all your magic powers, promising people the world, and by the time they read the fine print it's already too late; all the while you sit on your high and mighty fairy thrones laughing your asses off, or admiring your ill-gotten prize… If you think I'm going to let you have any of my sister's children…"

"I'm sorry; I think you're confusing me with Rumpelstiltskin." said Puck.

"You remember the story of King Midas, don't you?"

"Lord Oberon, I apologize for my daughter's behavior…" said Issa "But I have also heard stories about Puck's wishes."

"I assure you Issa, we wish your daughter nothing but happiness on her wedding day. Puck…"

"Yes master."

"You will grant them each one wish. You will give them exactly what they want. No conditions, no strings attached, and no jokes."
"Just your word…" said Aqua.

"I am Oberon; High King of all fair folk, my word is law."

"Sure, suck all the fun out of it. So tell me my dear bride and groom, what is it you desire?"

"You're serious?" asked Moka.

"Just bear in mind that I do have my limits. I'm a fairy, not a god. You first Dark-Lord to be."

Tsukune was quiet.

" Can't make up your mind?"

"Well… I already have everything I want." replied Tsukune looking at Moka.

"Cute."

"Surely there must be something. Give me your hand." said Titania.

"Okay…"

About ten seconds after Tsukune's hand touched hers, Titania began to laugh.

"What?"

"It seems Moka isn't the only woman whose heart you stole."

Titania touched Oberon and Puck's hands, and they too began to laugh.

"If you cheated on my sister, I will rip your head off and eat it!" said Aqua.

"Whoa! No one is cheating on anyone!"

"Calm down, he's telling the truth." said Oberon.

"I can second that." said Quetzalcoatl "I know passion when I see it. He hasn't taken his eyes off his new wife since the ceremony started this morning."

"Well… if that's what you want, I can make those girls forget about you. Easy as pie."

"That is not an option." said Tsukune.

"So you'd rather that they continue to sexually harass you, and likely bring the wrath of your new wife upon you."

"Of course not, but… wait a minute."

Tsukune whispered his request to Puck.

"Hmm… I'll see what I can do. Now what would the lovely bride like?"

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like to save my wish until I need it."

"Sure, if you ever need me just holler."

"Wonderful, now let's get back to the party!"

Quetzalcoatl clapped his hands and an entire Latin American band entered the room. The Dark Lord himself then took the stage and started singing "Bésame Mucho".

"You could have had anything you wanted, and you use your wish on someone else?" asked Moka as they danced.

"I already have everything I want, I don't need anything else."

"That's why I love you…"

Tsukune lost track of how long he had been dancing with Moka. He never really had been much of a dancer, and Moka was controlling him like a dog on a leash, but he didn't really want it to end.

"Ladies and gentlemen! I can see your all having a great time, but I'm afraid we're going to have to cut the festivities short." said Aqua "My sister and her new husband have a plane to catch."

All Moka's sisters had pitched in for the honeymoon, even though Aqua had already paid for the wedding dress like she insisted. When Moka tossed the bouquet all the girls scrambled and clawed at each other to catch it, but when the dust cleared no one had the whole thing, just fragments.

"I guess no one wins."

After a quick change of clothes, Moka and Tsukune were off to the airport in a limo. At this point Moka's face had changed from pink to red.

"Moka?"

"I'm so happy…"

"Moka…"

"I've been so happy all day… but I've been holding myself back… I can't hold it back anymore."

"Wait, do you mean?"

"I can't help it, I'm a vampire…"

(To be continued)