Authors Note: Listen, I'm sorry that this handicap match between the entire Dojo Kai comprised of Pentagon, Jack, Kay Lee Ray, Stevie Boy, Wolfgang, Chris Renfew and BT Gunn taking on Team Havoc may seem like a glorified squash and that's only because there's a 7 on 1 advantage and if Team Havoc can defeat those odds it would make the entire Dojo Kai look like a more intimidating Spirit Squad.
So logically Team Havoc have no chance of winning but these three crazy motherfucker's don't give a shit and it doesn't matter if it's 7 on 3 or 700 on 3 they're still going to fight. Like Havoc said in their sit down interview with Vamprio "The three of us might not like each other. But we fight" so this is like a kamikaze charge for Team Havoc; like they're saying 'If we're going down then the entire Dojo Kai is coming with us' I also think Ivelisse's leg is healed since it is in real life but she brought her crutches because when you're going against seven psychopathic thugs then you've gotta take any advantage you can.
Hope you guys enjoy this because I'm not really sure how I'm going to top this. Review, Enjoy, No Fear ;)
"The following lucha is a 7 on 3, no holds barred, falls count anywhere, handicap match introducing first, from The Dojo Kai Dojo in Japan. They are Pentagon Jr; Jack Kustom; Kay Lee Ray; Stevie Boy; Wolfgang; BT Gunn and Chris Renfew. They are Dojo Kai!" Melissa Santos announced as the Temple believers instantly started to boo loudly as Thrill Switch hit the PA system as the 7 members of Dojo Kai started to walk down the steps. Jack Kustom was carrying his cricket bat, Stevie Boy was carrying a kendo stick, Kay Lee Ray was wielding a steel pipe, Wolfgang was unarmed by as he got to the ringside area; he went under the ring and slid a table under the ropes.
Chris Renfrew was carrying another kendo stick and BT Gunn was wielding a baseball bat while Pentagon wasn't carrying any weapons, instead he lead the 7 man (and woman in the case of Kay Lee Ray) strong army into battle as he prayed to the master that all of Dojo Kai served under as the Dojo Kai threw their weapons into the ring and threw up the Zero Fear sign as the fans booed the psychopathic and depraved heels.
"And there opponents, they are the team of Ivelisse, Angelico and Son of Havoc!" Melissa announced as Jack narrowed his eyes and glared at the announcer, who still remembered what hell Jack tried to put her through. However the former trios champions sprinted down the steps as fast as they could to meet all 7 members of Dojo Kai to get some retribution for what they attempted to do to Ivelisse; Angelico slid into the ring and used his long legs to hit his signature knee strike right to Pentagon Jr only to get hit right in the back with a cricket bat from Jack. Son of Havoc springboarded into the ring on the top rope and took down BT Gunn and Stevie Boy only for Kay Lee Ray to smash the masked man in the ribs with her steel pipe and Ivelisse smashed Kay Lee Ray and then Wolfgang with her crutches only for the sadistic Chris Renfrew to turn the small Latina inside out with a clothesline.
As the Dojo Kai stood over the trios champions, chants of 'Team Havoc' filled the Temple as the Dojo Kai members laughed and mocked the booing fans as they started to slap them around; with Jack lifting the taller Angelico up and driving him down with a brutal powerbomb as Wolfgang ran off the ropes before hitting a impactful seated senton onto Angelico as the long-haired Glaswegian used his body to his advantage as the fans booed. Son of Havoc tried to pull himself up only for Stevie Boy to leap up and drive both boots into the back of the masked biker from 'The Open Road'.
Ivelisse also was starting to pull herself up as Jack strolled over to her and got in her face "Hey, don't think I forgot about you…miss me?" as Ivelisse just narrowed her eyes and slapped Jack right in the face causing the crew-cutted Geordie to stagger back as the fans started the chants of 'Ivelisse' as Ivelisse pulled herself up and tried to take a swing at Kustom only for Kay Lee Ray to cut the Puerto Rican off with a superkick to boos from the fans.
"This is what you think of your former trios champions?!" BT Gunn asked with disgust and as if to ask the booing fans if they were serious with their love for Team Havoc as he pulled Angelico's head up to show the crowd his pained face as BT Gunn called out "Well Dojo Kai are here to kill your heroes!" However as BT Gunn was trash-talking the fans, Son of Havoc had pulled himself up, ducked a clothesline from Pentagon, kicked a charging Jack in the stomach before throwing a doubled over Jack right into Pentagon so Pentagon unwillingly had his partner in a DDT position as Havoc ran forward and bicycle kicked Pentagon that caused the masked man to fall onto his back and that set off a chain reaction that caused Pentagon to accidentally spike Jack on his head with a DDT.
With the fans completely in the corner of Team Havoc, Chris Renfrew suddenly blind-sided Havoc from behind and ran off the ropes only for Havoc to send Renfrew over the top rope and to the apron before Havoc suddenly superkicked Renfrew in the face that caused the bald-headed Scot to be dazed on the apron as Stevie Boy suddenly smashed Havoc with a superkick of his own as the track-suit pants wearing young man seemed to be going for his finisher already, a flip piledriver, as Stevie made the Dojo Kai symbol, suddenly Havoc threw the man over only for Stevie to athletically land on his feet but the second that Stevie's feet hit the mat, Angelico hit his running knee strike right to Stevie's face as Renfrew tried to enter back into the fray only for Angelico to launch Stevie into Renfrew that sent the two heels through the ropes and to the outside.
As Jack and Pentagon went to the outside, with Jack still hurting his neck from the DDT as Jack and Pentagon regrouped with Stevie and Chris, however, it seemed like Angelico and Havoc would dive through the ropes, however, to everyone's surprise, Ivelisse ducked under their arms and bolted through the middle rope, taking the four Dojo Kai members on the outside with a suicide dive as Angelico and Havoc's faces dropped as Ivelisse chants filled the Temple as Ivelisse mocked Angelico by brushing her hair out of her face and pouting before looking at the downed Dojo Kai members.
"Hey Dojo Kai…Suck it!" Ivelisse stated with a DX crotch-chop to a loud pop from the fans as Ivelisse smirked proudly as she slid into the ring and grinned to Havoc and Angelico and said "Not bad eh?" However her eyes went wide as the powerhouse Wolfgang nearly decapitated both Angelico and Havoc with a double lariat that turned the two inside out as the Temple went right back to jeers as Wolfgang smirked to Ivelisse, who still didn't back down as the chants of 'Ivelisse' once again filled the Temple.
"You want a piece of me punk-ass?!" Ivelisse demanded as Wolfgang just smirked only for Ivelisse to deliver a series of stiff, MMA kicks to Wolfgang before the taller Scotsman shoved Ivelisse away only for the tough-as-nails young woman to smash Wolfgang with her signature Vertigo Kick finisher that sent the big man tumbling backwards as Ivelisse ran forward and enziguried the tall man before finally smashing him with a second Vertigo Kick that finally sent the big man of Dojo Kai over the top rope and to the floor.
Ivelisse span around and suddenly encountered the red-headed Scottish woman known as Kay Lee Ray as KLR aimed a leg sweep at Ivelisse only for Ivelisse to leap over the sweep but when Ivelisse went to KO KLR with her Vertigo Kick, KLR backflipped out range. However Ivelisse suddenly felt people behind her.
It was Jack Kustom, Pentagon, Stevie Boy and Chris Renfrew and they were quite angry that Ivelisse took them all out and told them to 'Suck it' but, before they could lay a hand on Ivelisse. Angelico and Son of Havoc both springboarded in from opposite sides of the ropes and took the four members out with two crossbodies. Angelico took out Jack and Pentagon and Son of Havoc took down Stevie Boy and Renfrew.
"You alright?" Angelico asked as Ivelisse pulled herself away slightly and nodded before saying "Of course I'm alright." Suddenly Angelico got grabbed by BT Gunn and thrown over with a German Suplex as the Scot arrogant kipped up and ducked a big bicycle kick from Havoc that sent Havoc smashing right into Angelico as Gunn grabbed up and drove both of his knees into the ribs of Havoc. Jack Kustom was also slowly pulling himself up, dazed from the crossbody from Angelico, but before he went over to grab Havoc, who was still on BT Gunn's knees, he savagely spin kicked Ivelisse right in the face before spitting on her.
Jack smirked and shook the cobwebs before he ran off the ropes and came down with a Low-Ki style footstomp to the back of Son of Havoc as Stevie Boy came in with a flip senton to the back of Havoc, Pentagon then followed suit with a double knee drop, Renfrew hit a regular senton and a pissed off Wolfgang finished it off with a impactful big splash, sandwiching Havoc between his body and the knees of BT Gunn.
Kay Lee Ray then suddenly grabbed the table that Wolfgang slid into the ring and started to set it up as the other members of Dojo Kai smirked as the fans carried on booing, jeering and chanting for Team Havoc but the 7 on 3 numbers advantage was just too much for the former Trios Champions. Jack laughed as he flipped the Temple fans off before picking up his cricket bat and smashing Angelico in the ribs with it before Pentagon came running in with a big boot to the side of the head as Jack and Pentagon look to the other and smile, Jack hit a spin-kick to Angelico's face while Pentagon sweeped the leg in a Total Elimination high-low style combination.
Kay Lee Ray looked down at Ivelisse, who was just pulling herself up from Jack's spin-kick and punted Ivelisse in the ovaries to boos before getting her in a Gory Bomb position as KLR screamed out in her Scottish accent "DOJO KAI! NEVER DIES!" as she dropped Ivelisse right on her face with a Gory Special. However Stevie Boy picked up Ivelisse and got her in a powerbomb position before he did the signature symbol before he spiked Ivelisse on the top of her head with a spike piledrive finisher as the fans' jaws dropped.
While the fans jaws hit the floor, the rest of Dojo Kai laughed and hugged each-other as they stood over Ivelisse's limp body. However the fans saw Angelico and Son of Havoc pulling their battered bodies up and they saw Ivelisse's limp body on the mat and Dojo Kai posing over her and even though the two men hadn't exactly liked Ivelisse at times, that was still uncalled for regardless if Ivelisse was a woman or a man. Havoc reached to the outside of the ring and grabbed a steel chair while Angelico grabbed a kendo stick.
Wolfgang was the first to turn around and get smashed in the ribs by an Angelico kendo stick shots as the fans went ballistic with cheers as chants of 'Team Havoc' filled the Temple. Jack then span around and Havoc smashed the young man in his face with a vicious steel chair shot. Pentagon tried to grab a hold of the kendo stick only to be smashed in the head by Havoc with the chair to the cheers of the fans as the rest of Dojo Kai understandably started to retreat.
The booing fans voiced their disproval at the Dojo Kai stable backpedalling from the chair wielding Havoc and the kendo stick wielding Angelico as the fans booed and jeered; however Dojo Kai seemed extremely happy with their work as they looked up to the office of Dario Cueto and saw the owner of Lucha Underground. Even though Dojo Kai were retreating, Dario was clapping and smirking sadistically as he saw that Havoc and Angelico were checking on the knocked out Ivelisse. Dojo Kai had done what he intended for them to do and that was put a chink in the armour of Team Havoc and Dojo Kai were chuckling that their master would be very happy with the destruction they caused.
However Team Havoc were not going to take this lying down. They were going to face Dojo Kai with the mantra 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger'