Author's Note: Oops forgot my disclaimer! I own nothing, I'm just writing this to ease my own soul. You can thank RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley for pointing these ones out to me. Thanks for the prompts and to PastOneonta and ladybugsmoma and guest for reviewing.

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Number Seven

"Hey Grumpy?"

"Yes Happy."

"You know how you made that big speech about being part of the action and not getting left behind all the time and Snow got all tearful and looked like she was agreeing with you?"

"Yes."

"Have you actually done anything since we got to Camelot?"

"No."

"Oh."

"I had a nice conversation with Belle."

"Oh well that is nice."

"Hey at least we weren't brought over just to act as plausibility for why Neal is never with his parents."

"What did you say?"

"Nothing Granny."

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Number Eight

"Thanks for rescuing me."

"Of course Lancelot, we revealed Snow and I were cured instead of trying to trick Arthur into thinking we were still under his influence and ended up putting him on high alert just for you, but it's the least we could do."

"Did we check the other cells? Arthur probably had more than two prisoners."

"Shush Belle."

"Hey now I meant to ask before, where have you been all this time? Did you know Cora was pretending to be you to trick the curse survivors in the Enchanted Forest and then kill them all?"

"What? Oh my god. Who is this Cora?"

"The Queen of Hearts."

"Damn, I did meet her, she tricked me into leaving this realm for Wonderland."

"Ah convenient."

"Yeah it wasn't all bad though, met this beautiful red queen, sort of broke up her marriage to this sarcastic knave unfortunately."

"Is that like your thing, mate?"

"Like you can talk."

"Speaking of which, now I know Merlin can cure Arthur's magic powder let's go and save Guinevere. She's my true love and I can't stand the thought of her being Arthur's willing slave."

"Before we do that, how did you recognise Merlin anyway?"

"Errr, it was obvious who else would he be?"

"I guess. Look we're going to infiltrate the castle later and try to steal Excalibur from under Arthur's nose and seeing as you lived in the castle and you sneaked in before to talk to Snow about Arthur being evil, we're not going to involve you, even in the planning stage."

"Oh, who are you going to listen to for advice?"

"The Wicked Witch who Regina has been mentally torturing since we got here. She doesn't have any reason to trick us."

"Oh OK."

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Number Nine

"Henry, I'm so confused I'm hitting puberty and now I have all these horrible hollow feelings, like I should be feeling something but I can't and I think I'm going mad."

"Oh Violet! That's probably because you don't have a heart. We never actually saw my mom put it back."

"What?"

"I know, I was so caught up with how betrayed I felt I forgot to get my other mom to check if you actually had your heart back or if you were still under the Dark One's control."

"The Dark One is your mother?"

"One of them, the other one was the Evil Queen."

"I'm just going to go get my dad."

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