-1First of all I know this has taken FOREVER. But yeah I've been busy failing school. ;D Blah, do I have to say that I don't own Artemis Fowl? ''Cuz if I do your stupider than a stupid person. (That made no sense I know) Well anyways I'm sure you're all begging for the update and sorry about my absentness. Well yeah here we go….


Artemis had been careless enough to leave the gay porn up and for his door to be wide open. Butler was standing at the bottom of the stairs when Artemis rushed out and got into his limo. Butler followed him outside and slid in the driver's seat starting up the car. The car roared to life and he let his foot press gently on the pedal and the care jerked forward. Butler turned the car on the road and gained speed heading towards the school.

Artemis in the back seat had been thinking a lot about Butler lately. The last time he dreamed it was about him and Butler passionately making love with each other. He sat back in the car letting his mind flash back to his dream.

Butlers chest rose and than fell. Artemis was crouched at the door watching his bodyguard sleeping. Fortunately for Artemis's sake, Domovoi (I know its prolly wrong spelling) slept naked at night and all Artemis had to do was pull the covers slowly and gently off his bodyguard to drool over his massive member. Unfortunately he wasn't actually drooling over it. Artemis started to walk into Butlers room to take the chance of Butler waking up while sucking it….

"Artemis. Artemis! We're here. Stop day dreaming boy. I will back after school to pick you up." With that Artemis slid out of the car and walked into the doors of his school. Fortunately for Artemis he only had a semi-hard-on from the flash back and quickly smothered it into a soft cock by reciting physic problems.

He had the huge cock in his mouth sucking gently when Butlers eyes fluttered open. And he instantly became alert. His eyes slid down the boy sucking him. "Artemis? Is t-that you?"

"Artemis! Pay attention! What is 5787 times 6849?" Miss Crocker asked him.

"I don't know, ma'am." Artemis said.

Meanwhile Butler returned home and started up the stairs and noticed his charges door was opened. He started to close it when he seen a huge picture of two guys in the 69 position. He gasped shocked and looked at it disapprovingly….


Sorry for the short chapter but idk what to write about right now. Any ideas PM em to me.