Ness and Lucas are also getting ready for Halloween. Onett is having a party for this holiday. Ness is wearing a burger costume (humiliating, but fitful for a would-have-been average boy), while Lucas is wearing a pig costume (the good kind of pig, not a Porky kind of pig).
Ness: Come on, Lucas. You used to treat-or-treat all the time.
Lucas: But I'm growing up. I need to face the future flawlessly.
Ness: It's only been a week since you made that swore to grow up. Calm down and relax.
Lucas: [to himself] Talking advice from a talking burger.
Ness and Lucas are at the first house and knocked at the door. In the house, there was an old married couple and a son and a daughter. Before they answer the knock, the old man was arguing about the candy.
Old man: Why can't we just save these candy for dessert?
Old woman: Because it's Halloween. Trick-or-treaters will be at our front door for candy. And don't even think about eating our kid's candy. You're supposed to be in shape for our senior fitness tomorrow.
Old man: Awww, come on. That again?!
Old woman: You have always been a slop every year. I mean, seriously...
Old man: You know what? I've should have taken the woman with the blond hair 42 years ago.
Old woman: I had blond hair, too! You need eye surgery!
Old man: Oh yeah? You need to go to more anger management classes! And furthermore...
Ness heard a rustling in the bushes. He gathers Lucas and discovered two pumpkin with glowing eyes.
Pumpkins: Costumes.
Lucas: What in the world is that?!
Suddenly, the pumpkins got out a bike pump and a hose and inserted each in the PSI youth's costumes.
Ness: What's happening?
Lucas: I'm a pig! I'm not supposed to be any plumper!
Ness: Hey, I was supposed to say that. I was supposed to get plumper.
Lucas: Well, I'm not!
Ness: [to himself] Taking advice from a bloated pig.
Lucas: I'm not bloated! Our suits are!
Indeed they are bloated. With air. And it tickles, too. With every pump comes an air bubble 6 inches to 1 foot in diameter. Soon, Ness and Lucas are wearing costumes as big as the two Toads in part 1 of this blockbuster. They are now floating away where the pumpkins are headed.
The old man answered the door.
Old man: Okay, okay. I'll give the munchkins the candy.
The old man saw no one.
Old man: Well, what do you know? No trick or treaters.
Old woman: Lenny!
Two more trick-or-treaters are at the door.
Trick-or treaters: Trick or treat!
Old man: Just take all the candy, all right? Whatever you do, don't tell anyone that my wife is a big, naggy, pain in the brain.
Lucas: [still floating] His wife's a big, naggy, pain in the brain?
Ness: [still floating] Shhh!
Tune in to Part 3!
