It was the next day in the city of shitty which didnt seem so shitty on this day. Why? Sonic found out that Amy
didnt get pregnant last night after they sexed 35 times. As Sonic was walking like any person would, his buddy
Tails happend to spot him. "Hey Sonic, ready to work in the sweatshop?" Sonic looked back at him in disgust like
his face was covered in metaphorical shit and said, "you really want to work at that disgusting place again?" Then Tails
said trying to sound cheerfully after a dark day yesterday, "come on Sonic, you always look at the dark in your life-"
Sonic interupted like cockblocking someone during their first time and yelled, "My life is not dark! I live my life like
a thousand rhinos!" Tails scared to reply then used his double tail to fly away like a helicopter. Sonic realized
Tails is the furry devil in everyone's life. It was 2 minutes till work started so he used his gotta go fast powers
to get there before this sentence ended. The moment he walked in he screamed, "Good morning you chinese fucks!" Everyone
looked back at Sonic like he just commit a murder. The narrator didnt want to talk about Sonic's factory life since it
would be like watching a documentary about the color red. Afterwards, when Sonic was walking home, he saw his friends from
the high school he dropped out of. Espio, Rogue, Shadow, and Vector were standing there like snowmans lost in a desert.
Sonic screamed, "Hey nerds! looks like you all wanted to stay in school like the nerds you are!" Vector looked back
with eyes like a volcano and said, "Hey you calling me a nerd? I'm not the one working in a sweatshop working for another
country." Sonic got very sad and then Vector and his friends decided to come over to bully him by calling him mean names
which made Sonic only cry harder until he was like a waterfall. Espio then yelled at Sonic, "Ha ha, you're gay!"
Rogue saying, "Your penis is smaller than mine!" Shadow saying, "You're fat ugly and stupid!" Sonic couldn't handle
it any longer. He ran so fast to his house, it was the Millenium Falcon going lightspeed. Amy happend to be there as if
she did anything in the first place. and asked, "Im guessing you need more sex tonight?" While Sonic was down in tears
he nodded his head. "uhh alright." She said this as her clothes fell off like a stripper's would. In seconds, Sonic
went from sadness to pleasureness. In seconds Amy's vigloo was filled with mayonaise. Sonic fell asleep yet again
as if this wasnt a new thing.