After the fight, Sonic started sweating like a sponge being wrung out of water. Then he passed out on the ground like a dinosaur dying when the asteroid hit. Mario went over to his body and said, "Sonic, are you okay? I need you to pay me my money; I'll give you 6 minutes before I put you in my head collection." Sonic laid there for 5 minutes before waking up. "Uhh, Mario, what happened?" Mario then said, "you was a little pussy and passed out, now give me my money!" Sonic had the confusion of a black guy trying to order fried chicken at Pizza Hut. So he then quickly dashed inside the coffee shop, stole 5 mushrooms from someone, then stole 30 coins out of the cash register and gave it to Mario before he his eyes could even register that he left. Mario then said, "Thank you, have a nice day." He then stepped into a meatball portal returning him to his reality.
After moments, Shadow, Espio and Rogue went up to Sonic with an angry face. Rogue especially was angry since she was dating Vector. She decided to say to Sonic, "You're an idiot and a big stupid head for being such a dummy for killing big my reptilian man!" Sonic did not like this one bit, so then he went to go punch her in the face until his hands met handcuffs.
The police arrived at the scene of a melted parkway and a robbed coffee shop with Sonic being seen on the security cameras. The officer named, Sergeant Jenkins, cuffed him and took him to the prison, where he got thrown into his cell. Sonic was very sad and discovered he had a prison mate. He then said, "Hi, what's your name?" to him and the mysterious man responded, "I am Dr. Eggman!" Sonic's heart dropped like the soap dropping onto the floor. He then screamed, "NO!" at the top of his lungs, but not into his tonsils this time. Dr Eggman said, "Don't scream, we maybe mortal enemies, but we need to bust out of here, I have 3 kids at home I need to feed and I'm worried sick for them!" Sonic agreed and said, "I agree, I need to get home to sex up my wifey Amy so I can have kids," Dr Eggman realized he needed to sex up Princess Peach a bit more after buying her from his friend Bowser. Eggman then said, "How do we get out?" Sonic thought and thought and thought even more, then he thought of the idea, "What if we wait till we go to the courtyard and then we break out from there?" Then Eggman said, "How would we break out from there, there's barbed wire on the top of the fences!" Sonic then said, "Who said we were going to climb out of here? I suggest we fly out of here," Eggman baffled asked, "How the fuck are we going to fly out of here?" Sonic then said, "You'll see, we will need the power of my feet, a treadmill, 2 barbells, and you," Eggman looked at him in confusion and then said, "I have no idea whatever that fuck you're planning but lets go for it," It was 9 in the evening and both of those 2 fell asleep. Wink wink.
