A/N: I don't own anything you recognise.
-NM101
1. Learn a charm that gives it's unsuspecting victim a large, fluffy, white rabbit's tail and ears.
''Silence!'' The man dressed in black bellowed as he strode purposefully to the front of the class, robes billowing effortlessly behind him. With the use of a mere single word, fear was installed into all of the fifth year students. Almost all anyway. I raised my eyebrow ever so slightly at the Slytherin boy beside me, flicking my eyes quickly to Snape before he could see me. My wand remained up my sleeve as I murmured the non verbal spell, trying not to giggle for I didn't want to give myself away. I bit into my lip to stifle laughter when the potions professor turned around. Wearing his usual sneering expression, he also wore a huge pair of white rabbit's ears from the top of his head. Everyone found it highly amusing and had to hide their laughter. No-one told him, no-one even dared to and he never noticed. Once a Gryffindor girl had a small giggle which Snape responded to with a glare and docked ten points from their house but nothing more was said. When the bell rang for end of lesson it was too early, but I still had one hundred tasks left. On leaving the classroom, Draco and I exchanged a knowing smirk.