GODDAMN THIS TOOK FOREVER TO WRITE. I ran out of ideas towards the end. but enough about that. I got some gripes to bear at this moment. Like the fact that I want someone to make a fanfic about Naruto becoming a dragonslayer to grima. I really wish someone would actually take that idea! there's so much you could do with something like that! although what I really want is a cracktastic fanfic where naruto becomes a mage and go's around the elemental nations and blowing shit up! or maybe a mass effect naruto crossover were everyone in the elemental nations becomes an entirely different race that look like the second stage of the curse seal. im freaking exploding with ideas! but the one I want to see the most is one were our lovable blond idiot is trained by none other than captain fucking falcon.

seriously, someone needs to get on that shit right now!

as always: Naruto is owned by an idiot by the name of kishimoto. Pokémon is owned by Nintendo. kishimoto, I would challenge you to a pokemon battle so that I may wreck you with my hydregion-gardevior combo. but I don't know your friend code...you win this round.

It was a regular morning for Aiko. Get up around five in the morning, do the daily thirty-five laps around the house, cook some breakfast, wait for mom to stop bouncing off of dad, make some stuff explode via 'sploding tags, shower, get dressed, and wait for her team to gather at the head of the shodaime on the hokage monument.

The first sign that today (and the subsequent week) was going to suck would oddly have to start with seeing TEAM SEVEN out at eight thirty, walking down the road perfectly lined up, while wearing suites, monocles, and fancy top hats, Kakashi included. They had their arms locked together, and they would all raise their foots at the same time above their waist, and they would walk down the road comically like that.

Aiko prayed to whatever god was out there that that wasn't a sign for some really annoying shit that was coming her way.

"Not gonna happen." Boomed a voice that was like Morgan-freeman-on-steroids-levels-of-deep that came from all directions. Startled, Aiko looked around to see who had said that. And there was no one in the streets to have possibly said that.

There was no one else in the streets.

I'm going fucking crazy.

Elsewhere, in her gut, a certain fox chuckled. Then full-on EXPLODED into laughter.

As if an Uzumaki could go insane! They already were!

Wanting to get as far away from the street as she could, Aiko used a Shunshin to speed up her trip to hokage monument, were she saw that her team was already waiting for her.

Sasuke Uchiha, one of the last few Uchiha in the village, the runner-up for rookie of the year, and arrogant ass, and her greatest rival. He wore a simple blue shirt with the uchiha crest on the back, white shorts, and shinobi sandals. His hair looked like Howard took a shit on it and it transformed into his species.

He was simply standing on the head, glaring down on the head of the first as if to say 'You are dead, and I am alive. You suck and I rule'. Across from him, their other teammate, Sakura Haruno sat sharpening a Kunai.

Sakura Haruno was a girl who had a ninja father, but a civilian mother. She had short pink hair, and a body that seemed to be in between the whole 'huge breasts and hot bod, or flat a s doornail and meh body' curse that plagued Kunoichi.

She wore a simple red shirt, white shorts, and shinobi sandals. In short, her shippuden outfit. She was the one who was forth in place for Kunoichi of the year. Then again, that doesn't mean much considering that the only difference between the five graduating Kunoichi in their year was that their scores were a decimal apart.

Yes it was that close.

She was aiming to become a medic-nin while Sasuke just wanted to be powerful, so as to avenge his clan. And then there was her.

Taijutsu expertise, as well as Fuinjutsu prodigy, as well as kenjutsu mastership. Those were her goals. And yet, she was outclassed in those areas by TEAM SEVEN...

Her thoughts drifted to the trio of lazy bastards. They were each skilled in their chosen area, and they worked so well with each other it was scary. Luke could create ice from nothing, in the blink of an eye, and at anyplace, at any time. And he had beaten her best jutsu, as well as shown her the very small difference in their weapons skills.

She didn't even know that you could do something like what he did with an axe!

Then there was Athena, who according to her mother was a Fuinjutsu user of journeyman on-her-way-to-master level. Was skilled in kenjutsu, and had psychic abilities. Doesn't explain the shadowy blob ball thing she used to send Luke flying after he complained that walking was too much effort in their academy days (the walking thing Shikamaru whole-heartedly agreed with).

And finally, there was Naruto, her cousin. Or at least she thinks he's her cousin. For all she knows he could be a disowned family member. He was prankster from hell just like all the females in her family, had excellent close-combat skills, decent in Fuinjutsu and medical ninjutsu, and could control water like a goddamn waterbender. Oh, and he could apparently fly now if her mother was anything to go by.

Seriously? Fucking flight!? How the hell did he achieve that!?

Overall, TEAM SEVEN was the exact opposite of team eleven. Seven was lazy; eleven worked themselves to the bone each and every day. SEVEN had three boys and a girl. Eleven had three girls and a boy (although with the application of some make-up the boy could look like a girl). SEVEN had two silver heads, a green, and a blonde. Eleven had two redheads, a pinkete, and black haired duck-but.

Aiko was brought out of her musings when her mother appeared on the scene, mission in hand. Her mother had on a jonin vest, black leggings, and her hair in a ponytail that draped across her shoulders, metal plated gloves, a katana strapped to her left hip, blue shinobi sandals, and about 50 explosive notes sealed into her hand.

Always carry your art on your person people. Its common sense.

"Buck up ladies, we got a mission."

Sasuke had long ago stopped caring that their teacher had taken to calling him a lady. It just wasn't worth the effort.

Aiko groaned. "What is it this time?" she questioned irately. "Washing a window? Weeding a garden? Tuning someone's guitar again? Hosting a tea party? Arranging stuffed animals? Serving as back up dancers for that green haired chick with the butler guy? What is it? Tell me so that I can finish it and do something productive!" she exploded in enthusiasm.

Kushina chuckled at her daughters exasperated demands. "We're doing bodyguard duty." She said in a commanding tone, essentially telling her squad to get in line.

She began walking up and down, looking at each of her students in the eye. "Our charge is the actress Yuki Fugiwara."

Sasuke's eyes lit up in recognition. Sakura simply nodded without saying a word. And Aiko…

Aiko was having a fangasm.

"She and her crew will be shooting a movie in the land of snow. Oh and the little bastard that beat Aiko is hoping on board the ship going out to snow country."

And like that, Aiko's fangasm high was brought crashing down.

"Why is he going with us!?"

Kushina simply shrugged. "Don't know. Last I heard it was a bird watching mission."

Sasuke rose an eyebrow. "Bird watching? In snow? That doesn't make sense."

It was Sakura that answered him. "In extreme environments you can find unique animals. I think his mission is simply to get a picture of an exotic bird that is only found in Snow country."

She received a simple "Hn" in response. To which Sakura glared at him for using the Uchiha handwave word.

Kushina brought the attention back to her with a clearing of her throat. "The journey to the port will take about six hours by shinobi speed. Pack four days' worth of rations and clothes. We don't know how long we may be out there. So properly prepare." She fixed each of them a look that demanded their attention. "More gennin die on C-ranks were information on the mission is held back. I will not have my second gennin squad die on their first C-rank. Understood?"

There was a chorus of "YES MA'M!" heard after that.

Kushina then made a swiping motion with her hand. "We meet at the gate in an hour's time! Dismissed!"

And the three gennin scattered in the directions of their respective homes, leaving the jonin on the head of the shodaime all by her lonesome to gaze at the village. That is until a certain blonde haired, whisker marked, water-bending gennin walked out from his hiding spot to stand by her side with his hands in his jacket's pockets.

There was a silence for a while. That is until Kushina decided to break the tension. "Do you ever whish things could be different?"

He didn't answer for a while. "Not really…do you?"

"Sometimes I wish I could beat the shit out of past me."

There was a snort form the male of the two. "Well at least now I know where I got my cursing habit from…"

"Meh, I was a lot more expressive in my early years."

And then the snort evolved to a chortle. "How did pops react to that?"

"Blushed like a little schoolgirl. He was a damn flake back then. Hell, he still is…"

The water-bender looked at his mother quizzically. "But…?"

"I wouldn't trade his ass for the world." She stated with resolution.

The two of them stood like that for around twelve minutes. Just enjoying the view. But all things end at some point.

"Naruto…"

"Yeah?"

"Would you…let me hug you like I should have done so many times by now?" there was a hint of desperation in her voice.

There was a tense silence that reigned for seconds on end. But her worst fears of rejection…

"You could have done that three years ago and I would have returned it. Do you really think that's changed mom?"

…were alleviated.

And like that Kushina was able to hug her child with all the love and care that only a mother could.

And the relationship between mother and son was mended.

Squad seven was treated to a relatively normal site when they arrived at the docks for the boat that would take them, and their charge, to the land of snow.

The port was a normal port. Crates abound waiting to be loaded up onto cargo ships. Sailors and dock workers out and about. Ships docked, ships docking, and ships leaving. All in all it was what someone would normally see at a port.

That is until they saw the black haired actress in a green kimono chained to a chair via ice. Sitting in a chair to her right was Luke, who was slouched into a relaxed stance as he sat in his chair, drinking a fruit smoothie in front of the actresses face, as she scowled at him like he was the cause of all the misfortune in her life.

Standing to the right of Yukie Fujikaze was Naruto-verse George Lucas. He looked kinda like a butler. Glasses, a nice suit, short graying hair, and pants that complemented his suit. It was him that addressed the arrival of team eleven.

"I take it you're the gennin squad we requested from Konoha?" he inquired as he held out his hand for Kushina to shake.

"Indeed we are. How long do you estimate it will take for the movie to be filmed?" she asked as she shaked his hand.

"A couple of weeks at best. The filming will start on the boat itself, and continue to the land of snow and cultimate at a very famous spot in the land of snow." He spoke in a professional tone.

Kushina nodded at that. It would be a long trip for her team's first C-rank. "Well shall we go ahead and get on board? That is unless your crew needs any help with the loading?"

"While the offer is appreciated, we are almost finished loading. Although it would be much appreciated if you brought Miss Yukie on board so that we can prepare her for the first scene in the movie."

Kushina didn't even bother to answer his inquire. She simply barked orders for Sakura and Sasuke to carry the actress on board the boat that George Lucas pointed at.

The two then each went to a side of the chair the actress was frozen to, and then picked up the chair as they carried it to the boat. All the while Yukie was trying to scream at them, but her voice was muffled by the ice ball-gag that was in her mouth.

It would simply be a little while before the boat would leave the port. Kushina would watch as the crew set up for the scene that would be filmed while her gennin squad and Luke stood to the side out of the way of the film crew.

"So why the hell are you on this boat with us?" asked Aiko.

Sakura facepalmed at her teammate's bluntness while Sasuke sighed.

"I was tasked with finding a bird. Its blue and really pretty." Was all he said.

"While that's really interesting and everything, why isn't your team with you?" asked Sakura.

Luke simply shrugged. "Athena was given a mission to assist team eight in escorting Lyra to the fire capital so that she could perform for the daimyo's daughter's birthday. While Naruto and the chief went to escort some dude back to waterfall." He said in a bored tone. "I didn't really bother learning the specifics. Seemed like too much effort." He added.

By now the scene was ready to be filmed. So someone went to go get Yukie, who was still getting her makeup ready.

And now it was Sasuke's turn to ask a question. "So why was she frozen to a chair?"

Luke took a sip of his unfinished fruit smoothie. "She tried to run away…like five times. I had enough of her shit so I made sure she couldn't get away." He said with a scowl.

"Why the hell would she try to run away?"

Luke, again, simply shrugged at Sasuke's question. "Don't know. Me thinks she got some phobia for snow country."

Unnoticed to the gennin, Kushina was listening in on their conversation. And upon hearing the bit about the actress's phobia, her eyes narrowed. It seemed that this mission wouldn't be so simple like she thought.

Well…let's hope this entire film business doesn't go to shit.

AT THE GLACIER WERE SOME FILMMING TOOK PLACE.

"This entire mission has gone to shit." Kushina stated in deadpan for all to hear as everyone present bared witness to the three snow shinobi making their appearance. Their appearance was preceded with an explosion, and when the dust settled it revealed…

A dude that had white-ish hair in an emo-cut. A pink haired chick with mechanical bat wings. And a morbidly obese dude with a crane grab arm.

Yes really.

Instead of trying to do expository banter that only one-time movie villains would do, the three of them immediately charged at the actress who was already running back to the boat. This prompted Kushina and her gennin team to jump into action while Luke stood off to the side, eyes wary of any other hostiles.

As Kushina charged at Nadare, who was descending down the mountain he made his teams entrance on top of, she unsheathed he sword and held it by the sheathe, her other hand on the blades handle at the ready to perform a quick sheathe slice.

The two met midair in simple weapons clash, slightly unsheathed katana against chakra reinforced kunai. The two then separated and began to ascend the frozen mountain as they continuously met in a meeting of blades in between jumps. Upon reaching the top of the mountain, Kushina sheathed her sword and sprinted to Nadare as she began to run through handsigns.

When Nadare looked up from his crouched position, he was immediately socked in the face by Kushina, sending him backwards. Only for a second Kushina to grab him by the arms to allow the first Kushina a to hit him in the pelvis with a brutal roundhouse kick that both knocked the air out of his lungs, and sent him flying out of the second Kushina's grip, and off of the mountain top.

While in mid-air, Nadare began to go through handsigns as he adjusted himself to land on his feet. Upon landing on the mountain side, he went through his final handsign, which heralded the creation of a giant ice eagle that charged at the descending Kushina, who plowed through it with a Rasengan. Drilling through the eagle and into Nadare's outstretched palm, which created a force field that disintegrated the spiraling sphere, and leaving Kushina's guard open in mid-air.

Which he immediately capitalized upon by sending a chakra-armor enhanced uppercut to the kunoichi's solar plexus with enough force to actually send her flying into the air. He then jumped after her with a kunai in hand, and made to slice at her back. Which was thwarted when she twisted in midair so that she was upside-down in contrast to him, and blocked his slice with her katana's sheathe.

Planting her feet in his face, Kushina used him as a springboard to get some distance. The two landed on their respective side of the two mountains at the same time. And like that, the dance began anew.

Upon finishing his sequence of backflips, Sasuke jumped into the air as he launched his clans trademark jutsu, The Great Fireball, at his pink-haired assailant. Who simply jumped into the air and through the fireball that descended upon her, relying on her chakra armor to protect her and resurfaced from the ball of flames to slam-dunk the Uchiha out of the air, and onto the ground.

Where he was greeted with an ice pillar slamming into his back and breaking his fall, knocking the air out of his lungs. Giving the enemy kunoichi ample time to land a brutal falling drop kick that shattered the ice pillar that the boy landed on.

Looking at the boy's barely conscious form that lay slumped against a block of broken ice, the Kunoichi moved to end the Genins life with a simple kunai slice to his neck…

…only for her outstretched arm to be suddenly grabbed and frozen by Luke, who pulled the surprised Kunoichi towards him, and bashed his skull against hers with enough force to send her sprawling backwards…

…and into the range of Sakura's elbow, which she slammed into the unsuspecting Kunoichi's back with, which sent her flying into the air. Luke, ever the catch, grabbed her by the legs as she was thrown into the air, and slammed her down into the snow like a football player does a touchdown.

Sakura began to jog to Luke to give him a high five, but a crane-game extend-o-claw grabbed her by the back of her head, and smashed her face into an ice block shard that was next to Sasuke, who had just gotten up shakily from his knocked down position.

The obese snow nin who had done the deed had a smirk on his face…for about two seconds before a Kyubi-enhanced Aiko chain-suplexed him from behind. She then ran over to the unconscious Sakura and Sasuke who had unlocked his sharingan believing that Sakura had died upon seeing her unconscious, and bleeding from the head form.

And then the beaten up form of Nadare landed near the still conscious forms of his fellow snow ninja. Luke then proceeded to take out some rope…only for all three of the snow nin to turn into ice statues. This, in turn, set Luke off.

"The hell? There was an ice clone technique? The old man never said that something like that existed!" he yelled as he created an ice block from the snow just so that he had something to punch.

Kushina just simply went over to Sakura to check her condition. Sasuke oversaw Kushina's face turn into a frown upon checking her diagnostic of her student and began to freak out on the inside. Seeing his face Kushina began to tell him the news.

Off to the side, Aiko watched as Luke went through the handsigns for the Kuchiyose technique, and was mildly surprised when she saw a small, brown, adorable, fox thing pop out of the smoke. The eevee looked at Luke for a few seconds before it dived into the snow and began to burrow around.

"The hell was that Luke? I know you have a collection of weird animals, but I didn't know that they were part of a summons contract that you've apparently had since you were eight!" she asked/exclaimed.

Luke only chuckled. "I simply sent her out to try and track my mystery bird. She's always had an affinity for cold places."

A bunch of imaginary question marks appeared around Aiko's head. "How the yell will digging find a bird?"

Luke's one visible eye simply gleamed in amusement. "It's quite simple really…this ain't no ordinary bird I'm trying to find…"

Aiko was about to ask about what he meant by that, but the snow around Luke's feet rustled for a bit before a different kind of animal popped out. It's fur was light blue and it had pointy like ears and tail, and had four diamond like markings in a diamond formation around its rear on the side, and the clearest blue eyes that ever sparkled. Luke looked only semi-surprised by the appearance of the adorable animal.

"Hmmm…so you evolved. Figures, considering the environment." There was a yip pf conformation before it pointed in a direction with its tail. Seeing the direction Luke nodded before turning to face Kushina, who had walked up to him along with Sasuke and a now-conscious Sakura who had a bandage around her head.

"Going somewhere?" Kushina inquired as the glaceon jumped into the opening in Luke's jacket. Luke only nodded before he began to…ice skate on the snow in the direction of the trail that his summons had picked up on. Then he stopped, face-palmed (que the sweatdrops from all who are present {team eleven and some filming guys who had yet to evacuate onto the ship}), and then performed another summoning. This time a bird that was as tall as Luke popped out that had orange0red feathers around its head, grey fur for its underbelly, and black fur on its wings appeared with a yawning caw.

It gave Luke a 'really' look before seeing his glare, shrugging, and then motioning for him to get on. Which he promptly did by using chakra to stick to its back, before its went from 2 mph to 90 mph in a split seconds.

Talk about whiplash.

Seeing her gennin team's shocked faces, Kushina began to direct them back to the ship, which they had to water-walk to. Sighing as the realization that her team's first mission just got upgraded from a C to an A-rank, possibly S if what she thought was correct, Kushina began to steal herself for the shitstorm that was to come.

"GODDAMNIT GAMMA I TOLD YOU TO BUILD UP TO CRUISING SPEED NOT TO GO FROM NOTHING TO NINETY!"

"SCRAAW!"

"FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY! AND YOU'RE MOM!"

"SCRAAW!"

"DUDE THAT'S NECROPHILIA!"

"Glaceon…"

"HEY! IT WAS EITHER ME, OR THE BOONIES! YOU MADE YOUR CHOICE SO DON'T COMPLAIN!"

"Glaceon bitch!"

"Love you too!"

We find our hero in verbal combat with two of his six Pokémon summons as they flew onward toward…well were ever the damn trail that Weiss the glaceon guided them.

During the flying tour Luke got to see the land of snow in all its beauty. From the glaciers that created great crevices that acted as an underground tunnel system made out of ice, to the great fortresses and castles that were used as bases by the ninja of snow country, to frozen forests that reflected the light of day off of its frigid leaves and snow covered treetops, to the many villages that dotted the frozen wonderland. Chimneys blowed smoke, as Luke passed by, children would point out the bird flying through the air that carried a man, normal villagers would be out hunting and gathering firewood, while snow ninja went about the land, doing their missions and duties to protect the country of snow from the enemies that would try to harm her.

In Luke's opinion, it was a pretty chill place where he could settle down at and cool off.

…

…

…

*cough*

"Glaceon." the affirmed Pokémon cried out as it pointed in another direction.

"You sure? The last time you said that we were near was about two days ago…"

"Glace."

"Fine, fine. If it will get you to stop humming that damn rap song-hello!" he exclaimed at the end as Gamma flew past a mountain that was obscuring the view of a rather impressive fortress. (it's the fortress Naruto gets locked up at in the movie) and on top of the fortress was…an Articuno.

Luke motioned for Gamma to fly down next to the Articuno when he caught sight of it.

Landing next to the Articuno, Luke Immedianlty disembarked Air Gamma and bowed to the legendary ice bird. Weiss jumped out of Luke's jacket and made a bowing motion as well, as did Gamma, though not because Articuno was a legendary, but because she was a legendary BIRD. Articuno was essentially the bird Tsunade.

The bird of the frigid north simply raised its chin to Luke and co. motioning them to stand up in its presence. Which the three of them obliged to do. Luke took a step forward to indicate that he was the leader of the three.

"My name is Luke lady Articuno. I am here on a simple mission to 'prove' that you exist by taking a photo of you."

The legendary bird simply looked at him like he was an idiot.

"Okay, yeah I know that it's stupid to have been chasing you for three days and all JUST for a picture…"

The bird gave him a 'ya don't say?' face.

"…but that's not all I'm here for!" he said a bit desperately at the end. Desperate for what you may ask? The acknowledgement of a legendary bird of ice.

It then adopted a professional face, as a business suite magically appeared on it. It's a goddamn legendary bird of ice. It can do shit like that.

"You see…I have a summoning contract that replaces the boss summon with a legandary."

The old news face was fully displayed as it began to use its wings to start scratching stuff off of a paper. Making the scene look like some weird job interview.

"But no matter how much chakra I put…I couldn't summon a boss summon."

The bird nodded a few times to.

"At first I was frustrated. Then I was sad, then I was depressed, then I was drunk, then I was angry, then really tired, then confused, and then sad again, and then I was smashed again, and then I had an idea why I couldn't summon a boss summon…"

He then clamped his hands together and a large scroll with golden marking appeared in his hands.

"Its because I have to find the boss summon and ask him or her to be my boss summon."

Articuno knew what question was about to come up and was already debating her choice. She wasn't a battle-nut like Moltres, nor was she a scholar like Zapdos. She preferred to sit around, chill, and sleep. But she did like a big battle every now and then.

Looking up, Articuno was met with the sight of a begging Luke on his knees as he held up the scroll asking her to sign it. With a sigh, Articuno made her choice.

When the bird finished writing her name onto the scroll, it rolled up and poofed away. The bird was then immediately glomped by the glaceon, the Talonflame, and Luke into a big group hug. With a sigh, the ice bird wandered just what the hell she just signed up for.

At the Rainbow Glacier, Aiko was facing off against Doto, the usurper of the snow country throne. He was a man who adorned a powerful chakra armor prototype that enhanced his body like a steroid. Doto had used a jutsu known as Ice style: black dragon blizzard to send her sprawling back onto the glacier when she tried to tear through it with a rasengan.

The black dragon began to curve around and dart towards Aiko's bruised and crumpled form when a large wall of ice burst forth from the ground and blocked the black ice dragon. When the two opposing forces clashed, both objects were destroyed as a mist brought forth from the clash obscured everything.

Under the cover of the mist, Aiko felt a hand tap her shoulder. "Psst! Aiko! How the hell did this guy beat you?"

She groaned before answering. "The guy had an entire elite guard that I had to fight through. And then it turns out the guy has the skills of a Chunnin ninja, and the raw power of a jonin!" she said in barely a whisper.

Luke nodded to her, not that she could see it. "I'll take him. You rest until you think you can help out."

Aiko coughed from her attempt to laugh. "I'm suffering chakra exhaustion! All because everything I threw at him, that damn armor of his would bock it! All that I achieved was cracking the damn thing!"

Luke smirked. "Well…unlike him, I got home field advantage." He said in all his smug confidence possible.

Aiko forced herself to look up into his eye. "How the hell can you have home field advantage? This is the land of snow! Everyone here is a hyoton use…oh."

Luke flashed her his devilish grin. "Yeah. He's dealing with THE hyoton champ. That said…Articuno!"

And like that, a fabulous blue bird burst forth from the cloud of mist, and with one mighty swing of its wings, disperse with the entire cloud of mist. Revealing a gray haired teenager with his hair covering one eye in a ponytail style that came down to his back (again, future rouge's hair style). The boy simply held his arm off to the side, as the magnificent blue ice bird used said arm like a perch.

"DOTO! FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST SNOW COUNTRY, YOU SHALL BE PUT TO DEATH!" the gennin ninja shouted for all to hear, but mostly so that the movie crew could have some damn good filming shots.

The usurper only grinned at him. "That so boy? I am the ruler of snow country do you forget?" he then went through hand signs. "Know your place boy! This is my domain! My land! Ice style: black ice phoenix!"

From the ice and snow on the ground, I beautifully crafted, and detailed phoenix that was half as tall as the reflectory ice glaciers that surrounded the arena was made. Is floated in the air for a bit before it squeaked a challenge and flew towards Luke. Said boy smirked at Doto's jutsu before he gave his first order to his new comrade.

"Show that fake who the real bird of prey is Articuno!"

With a war cry, the ice bird flapped off of Luke's arm and flew into the air at Gamma speeds, and immediately tackled the black ice phoenix. Before the black bird could get its bearings straight, the legendary bird grabbed its neck with its talons and threw it at one of the reflectory glaciers. And then did the coup'de'gra with an ice beam that pierced both its chest, and the glacier it was slammed into, which in turn, finished off the black ice phoenix. As it broke down into nothing but ice shards. With a cry of victory, the legendary bird took up perch on top of one of the glaciers.

Doto simply sighed and did the same technique. Except this time, he made two. When they charged at Luke, a fiery blur tore through them. Melting them in the heat of the flare blitz. With a squawk that roughly translates to 'uh-huh uh-huh' the firebird too up perch right next to the ice bird. Prompting the two to do a wing-bump. Doto's eye twitched at the fact that the boy had yet to do anything and just stood there with a shit-eating grin.

"Hey! Doto! Want throw in the tall already?"

"Not on your life boy!" again he went through handsigns.

"Ice style: Black Ice Bazooka!"

Doto's technique launched a block of black ice that formed from the nearby snow towards Luke, who palmed his hands together to create an ice spear, which he threw at the approaching block from his position on the opposite end of the area from Doto.

Before the two objects had even made contact in the air, Luke and Doto began to run towards each other. As the two raced to meet each other, they both charged up an attack. Doto readied his chakra armor enhanced fist, and Luke began to charge up a breaker.

5 meters.

4 meters. The ice spear and black ice block shattered each other.

3 meters. Team seven arrived on the scene with the unconscious bodies of the three snow ninja from before in tow.

2 meters. Aiko had moved from her original position and began to make seal traps in the area.

1 meter. The film crew shot a dramatic shot.

Ground zero.

Contact.

The armor enhanced fist met the ice drill. The effect was instantaneous. The armor's chakra sensitive force field didn't even register the power of Kyreum, and as such, the armored fist tackled the ice drill head on. Shattering it through pure sheer force of strength, and causing Luke's eyes to widen at seeing his technique defeated.

The pure force of the attack made Luke stagger backwards for a split second. Something that Doto capitalized on by grabbing the lad's jacket, turning around, and throwing the boy towards the shrine. With a curse, Luke flipped in mid-air, and threw two ice fuma Shurikens. Doto simply smirked and began to walk towards the Shurikens. And was shocked when the deadly projectiles actually cut into him. His stomach and the center of his ribs to be exact.

With a gasp, Doto grabbed the two frigid projectiles, and ripped them out of his body. He then began to hear the sounds of a Rasengan approaching. Knowing what the spiraling sphere was after seeing Aiko use it on him.

"Girl, if you really think that that move will work after the first three ti-"

He was interrupted by the voice of Sasuke.

"Rasengan!" came the shout from the uchiha as he thrusted the yondaime's prized technique. The jutsu clashed with the usurper's chakra-armor repellent field. What Doto wasn't expecting was the sheer amount of pressure that the jutsu would put on his armor, seeing as it actually forced him back a bit. He moved to grab the boy, but another cry of "Rasengan!" interrupted him.

Attacking the back of the armor user, Aiko put additional force on the force field that the leader of snow country prized. With a grunt, the black ice user grabbed the arms of both his assailants, and then threw the both of them at one of the reflectory glacier. With Aiko getting smashed into it first, followed by Sasuke crashing into her. With a pained gasp, the two of them landed in a heap at the base of the glacier. Completely knocked out cold.

Doto allowed a smirk to (not) grace his features. And then immediately turned into a scowl as he jumped out of the way of Luke's pogo stick ice spear stab from above. Twisting around the pole, Luke landed a double-foot kick on Doto's stomach, and then immediately got slugged in the face when he no-selled the maneuver.

As Luke was sent flying, Doto began to weave through handsigns. And with a cry of "Ice style: Dragon Blizzard!" a Chinese dragon made from black ice surged towards Luke. Who landed and hastily erected a wall of Ice from the snow in the area. It was not strong enough to face up to a chakra armor enhanced dragon Jutsu. Luke was sent into the air by the force of the dragon.

Doto began to laugh at the gray haired boy, who was about two miles in the air, as he fell to one knee from pure battle fatigue. Despite being a Chunnin level fighter with an armor that gave him the prowess of a jonin, he was not used to long, drawn out battles against multiple opponents. But the daimyo's eyes widened when he saw that his opponent was charging up some sort of technique. So the usurper weaved through hand signs and put a majority of his chakra into his next jutsu. The Ice style: Twin Dragon Blizzard technique.

Back in the air, Luke was forming a Breaker in hand, except this time with a twist. As he began to fall, and in turn approach the black ice dragon missile heading towards him, he began to channel lightning chakra through the grooves in his drill, which made the deadly technique spin even faster.

As the dragon head was about to take a chomp out of Luke, the affronted lad flipped in the air, dodging the black ice dragon, landing on its back, and began to run along the back of the black ice dragon. The other dragon tried to home in on the boy, who jumped towards the gaping maw of the other dragon with the Breaker hand dragging behind him, and landed on the other dragon, just as the dragon he was previously on took a bite out of itself, essentially committing suicide.

As Luke ran along the back of the remaining black ice dragon, Doto got up from his kneeling position and used the last of his chakra to create one last ice dragon in the hopes of killing Luke. Those hopes were dashed as Luke stabbed through the black ice dragon with his Breaker, and landed twelve feet away from Doto, his Breaker still going strong.

He then began to run towards Doto, who hastily stood up with his failing strength, and thrusted forth his Breaker hand while yelling the name of his improved technique.

"THUNDER BREAKER!" he yelled as his technique pierced through the chakra armor force field, the armor itself, and Doto's insides. With a roar, Luke swung his drill to the side. Launching the now dead usurper into one of the reflectory glaciers. Which, in turn, shattered it, and revealing the setting sun.

With Luke's victory, he walked up to the shrine were the princess of snow country stood with tears of happiness running down her cheeks. She smiled warmly at him, about to thank him for the deed he did for her country.

That is until he slammed an ice hammer onto the generator. Destroying it.

"What hell are you doing!? That was my father's life work!"

Luke snorted. "If that was his life's work then your father was an idealistic fool."

She simply glared at him with her hands balled into fists. "Don't talk about him like that! He cared for this country and he tried to give everyone hope through this generator!"

Luke's eyes narrowed. "Then your father was willing to destroy this countries culture? Cause an increase in the world's ocean size? To flood towns? Completely rewrite snow country?" he questioned with bile in his voice.

Koyuki's eyes widened. But there was still confusion. "What do you mean?" she asked/demanded.

Luke simply smashed the generator once again with the ice hammer. "I mean what I mean. If this generator was allowed to do its job, then it would melt the glaciers. Causing an increase in the ocean size. This in turn would flood port towns and cities, as well as farmland."

Koyuki's eyes turned to that of understanding. "And it would also change the culture of this country, as well as directing the blame for all the flooding onto my people…"

Luke nodded. "Exactly…now if you will excuse me, I'm going to go and take a shit. I've been holding it in all day."

And with that weird response, Luke turned around only to come face first with Kushina. Who had a smirk on her face.

"Uh…hi."

She crossed her arms. "Sup. Whatcha doin?"

"Oh you know, finding a toilet to take a dump at."

"Impressive moves out there."

Luke smirked the cockiest smirk he could do. "Damn right it was. Ain't nobody done anything impressive like that in the past few days."

Kushina raised an eyebrow. "Oh really now?"

"Really."

"Really?"

"Really."

Kushina's smirk only got wider. "Did you manage to suplex a train on the way into this place?"

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"…Gamma…get down here. I need you to take me someplace so that I may ponder my masculinity."

"SQWAUK!"

"Oh fuck you to!"

AND THATS ALL SHE WROTE!

CUE THE AIRHORNS!

BABABABWAAAAAAA!