"What would you like to have?" The waitress asked Sam with a wink. Sam could feel the heat on his face as he had never received so much attention before. Every woman he'd talked to since the body switch had tried to flirt with him at least once.
"Just the menus please," Sam said with a polite smile and noticed the waitress' disappointment at his reply. He also noticed Dean checking her out as she walked back to the kitchen.
"Mmmm…..she has a nice behind," Dean said with a grin.
"Shuddup," Sam said taking out his laptop. He was still trying to get used to being in his brother's body.
"Dude, if you were ever going to get lucky…." Dean hinted, wiggling his eyebrows at Sam. The gesture looked a little weird on Sam's face.
"Whoa, Dean, no way," Sam said, a disgusted expression on his face, "This is your body, man and the last time I caught you making out with someone in our room, I almost gouged my eyes out with a knife."
"Alright then, I guess that's a green signal for me to make a move on the waitress," Dean shrugged and enjoyed the look of pure horror that crossed his little brother's face. No not brother, he thought bitterly, just my partner I guess.
"You can't use me like that!" Sam exclaimed. It had already been embarrassing enough for him to see his brother flirting with the women at the bar yesterday (in Sam's body!). If he found his brother making out with some chick in their motel this time, he would gouge his brother's eyes out with a knife this time, since he was in his brother's body now.
"Course I can! One puppy dog look from these hazel eyes and she won't be able to resist me," Dean taunted him.
"I think I just threw up in my mouth," Sam said with a puke-ish expression on his face and Dean couldn't hold his laughter inside anymore.
"Don't worry I was just kidding," Dean said with a chuckle as Sam rolled his eyes and directed his attention to his laptop, "So, you found anything yet? A new hunt maybe?"
Sam replied after a huge pause, unsure, "Yeeeeaaah…..maybe."
"I'd like to have a bacon cheeseburger with extra bacon, extra cheese and extra onions," Dean said with a wink and the waitress blushed as she turned to Sam.
"I'll just have a coffee please," Sam said, all the while glaring at Dean.
As soon as the waitress had walked away Sam stomped on Dean's foot under the table, hard.
"Ow!" Dean grumbled as he kicked Sam's leg harder, "What was that for?"
"That is my body you're inside Dean, and you're not going to eat anything unhealthy on my watch," Sam hissed through his teeth.
"Well, at least when you get your body back you'll have plenty of food inside you and not be starving like you're doin' to my body," Dean pointed out.
Just then, the waitress came back with their orders and Sam looked at Dean's order, pointedly.
"I refuse to call that food," Sam said folding his arms.
"Well tough cause I'm eating it, bitch," Dean added the last word with a quirk of his lips before sinking his teeth into the delicious burger, "Mmmmm."
Sam flinched as Dean dug into his burger, knowing that Dean was enjoying tormenting his little brother like this. Just the thought of all that unhealthy junk going into his stomach had Sam looking the other way in disgust, and silently sipping his coffee. "Jerk".
Just as Sam finished up his coffee, he had an idea.
"Hey Dean, gimme the car keys. I'm gonna go wait in the car," Sam said.
Dean, who had just finished half of his burger, didn't think much of it and threw the car keys to his brother who caught them perfectly.
After Dean had paid the bill and gotten the waitress' phone number, he headed over to the Impala. He was a bit confused though when he saw Sam sitting in the driver's seat.
"The hell are you sitting in my seat for?" Dean asked, slightly annoyed.
"Cause I'm driving," Sam stated with a smile.
"Nooooo, you're not," Dean clarified, "You ain't drivin' my Baby around."
"Actually, Dean, I am," Sam said as he started to explain, "Since I'm in your body now, I'm pretty sure your Baby feels more comfortable with me driving her around than she does with you."
Dean snorted at his logic, but didn't say anything. The kid had a point. "Fine," he grumbled, making his way to the seat next to Sam's. You're gonna pay for this one Sam, Dean thought, I'll make you pay for it!
Writer's note: In the next chapter, Dean gets his revenge on Sam for driving his Baby, and they both finally decide to search for the Trickster.
