Chapter 2: Socialising pt 1
Nanima's laughing alerted every single person in the cafeteria of my presence. I mean seriously I meet this guy for 5 seconds and I already hate him. Deep down I know he's not a bad guy but he just completely screwed me over whether he knew it or not.
I send the deadliest glare I could straight at Nanima. I pondered whether I could glare straight through him or not. I didn't even need to look to feel the eyes on me, it was almost like a sense. Oh no my loner senses are tingling! Did you get it? Well it was a Spider-Man reference. Continuing onwards I awkwardly turn my head, my awkward smile still present, and face the horde of people.
'2,4,6,8,10,11' I mentally counted, not including me of course and the 4 people heading our way equals 15 so practically everyone was there. For a whole thirty seconds no one moved until a boy roughly the same age as Nanima stepped out.
His glasses hung loosely from his ears. Behind his orbs of a calm chocolate brown and a smile of purity glued to his features. His slick brown hair dazzled with gel in the dim lit cafeteria. He wore the average priest outfit, as he approached the golden cross swung from around his neck hypnotically slow. All in all, he seemed like a nice guy, the kind you'd hang around with if you weren't a loner.
"Why, hello there my name is Kiba Yogensha and I am the Ultimate Priest" He said with a kind smile and a bow.
Kiba didn't get the chance to ask me my name or talent as Nanima roughly barges into the conversation, much to my hidden joy.
"Kiba, damn man last time I seen you you're hair stuck up everywhere. So did you get all that gel from puberty?" Nanima exclaimed, a foxy grin in place.
"Nanima you are as rude as always." Kiba replied in a calm voice pushing his glasses back into position, smirking slightly at his old friend.
As this conversation was happening I stealthily walked away. Fuck being the Ultimate Loner I'm like the Ultimate Ninja or something. These were my thoughts as I creeped away from the loud Sage and the ever polite Priest. My entire Ninja thing however vanished as soon as I realised that practically everyone was looking at me before and only one had introduced himself. Which in theory meant everyone else was looking at me strangely for walking off without saying anything mid conversation...Fuck!
Turning slightly I see a woman strolling toward me, her hips swaying slightly. Her ebony hair flowing majestically like a waterfall, bright green orbs peered through her bangs. She was wearing a casual grey cardigan with a pitch black shirt and black pants. All in all pretty casual. Her bright red lips smiled softly at me before she spoke.
"Hello my name is Kimi Masao and I'm the Ultimate Voice Actor." She said, however to me she sang that sentence. I never knew a sentence like that could be so beautiful, I am so physically astounded, I don't even reply…for like a minute straight. Well there goes my chance of getting with a woman, pheww, gone…right out the window. I look at her and notice her piercing stare. I bet she thinks I'm a total weirdo I mean I was just staring at her for like an entire minute.
I try and at least go full loner so I can keep up appearances. I pull up my black hoodie with red trims and put my hands in my hoodie pockets. In my own personal opinion I was rocking the hell out of that look. Total badass 10/10. My orbs of charcoal stare blankly through the shade of my hood.
"Takumo Keniou, Ultimate Loner." I responded, trying to fit the roll.
She looked at me quizzically for a few seconds before shrugging it off and walking away. Thank god! A person who didn't laugh at me for my talent. Ha, suck that Nanima you nature loving prick!
I felt myself smirk as I mentally dissed Nanima, oh and it felt way better than it should. Looking up after hearing a few heavy footsteps lead to me encountering a person about 3x my entire bodily mass, or as casual people would say a big person. I feel the need to explain that this was a REALLY big person.
From the looks of things his body contained near no muscle only fat. He looked rather unhealthy as he strolled toward me with great effort. His grey tee-shirt displayed a cartoony picture of a hotdog with a 'You Beat The Dog' in bold captions above. He wore short baggy black pants to fit his stubby legs.
As he approached I was suddenly hit with a deadly odour, one that we all know to well…sweat. A lot. Like if you were to measure scent by weight, this would be two tons. Two tons of sweat in your face, how do you think I would react? Obviously I stepped back, pinched my nose (hard) and wretched until I nearly threw up. All in all I think me and this person are having a fantastic first impression.
I glance up and see him staring at me softly. His deep blue eyes filled with kindness were hard to look at straight with the odour and all but I pulled through and stared at him with great strain.
"Hello, my name is Rado Yokuso, pleased to meet you." He said cheerfully like a child with a lollipop…or a fat man with chicken…more thought needed. "And I'm the Ultimate Food Challenge Destroyer!" He burst out in an attempt to make me crack a smile.
In his childlike burst of excitement he mustn't of seen me gag at the smell that is putrid breath seemed to exude. Notice how I'm being oddly descriptive here…it was that bad yes.
Small tears refused to leave my eyes at the smell as I introduced my self.
"Names Takumo, if you wanna know my talent just ask that guy over there." I reply pointing straight at Nanima, whom doesn't even acknowledge my presence.
He flashes a thumbs up and a smile before leaving. All right that makes it 4/15 or 11 left.
Glancing to the side, I see the crowd of people looking at me.
I just love socialising. I'm being sarcastic in case you didn't notice.