Everyone was brought into a courthouse. It seemed like almost everybody from the Caucus race was there and two guards stood still so there would be no interfering.
The white rabbit ran into the room and blew his trumpet, taking names. "Your Majesty… Members of the jury… Loyal subjects…"
"Ahem!" a voice coughed.
The white rabbit sighed the last name. "And the King..."
The King smiled, tipping his crown and looking all around the room.
"He seems much nicer than the queen." Estelle whispered.
"The prisoners at the bar are charged with enticing her majesty, the Queen of Hearts, into a game of croquet, and thereby willfully..." the white rabbit started to read.
"But!" Dinah tried to protest, but she was shut out.
"And with malice aforethought, teasing, tormenting and otherwise-" the white rabbit continued, despite the interruption.
"Don't mind all that!" the Queen grew impatient, then smiled rather eagerly. "Get to the part where I lose my temper!"
The white rabbit skipped ahead and got to the final words. "Thereby causing the queen to lose her temper."
"Someone should overthrow that mean queen." Vulpix whispered.
"Now... Are you all ready for your sentence?" the Queen smiled evilly to them.
"Aren't verdicts first...?" Felicity scratched her head.
"Sentence first!" the Queen slammed her fist down, then smiled again. "Verdict is afterwards!"
"But that just isn't the way!" Felicity argued.
"ALL WAYS ARE-" the Queen started to yell again.
"Your way..." Felicity sighed. "Erm... Your Majesty..."
"Bro, I think you should teach her a lesson." Estelle whispered.
"I will!" Akito promised firmly.
"OFF WITH THEIR-" the Queen started to threaten again.
"Consider, my dear," the King tried to cool his wife down. "We called no witnesses... Couldn't we hear, uh, maybe one or two? Huh? Maybe?"
"Oh, very well," the Queen gave in. "But get on with it!"
"After the witnesses talk, I'll go up to her and overthrow her." Akito said.
"Deal." the others agreed to that.
"Better watch out." Larvitar glared in the Queen's direction.
The King called for the first witness and they were carried in by the guards.
"The March Hare!" the white rabbit called.
The March Hare was carried by his ears and he sat simply while sipping his tea.
"Oh, you've got to be kidding, him?" Vulpix asked.
"He wasn't even there!" Misdreavus added.
"Oh, um, what do you know about this u-unfortunate affair?" the King questioned him.
"Nothing." the March Hare smirked slightly.
"Nothing whatever?" the Queen demanded.
The March Hare got in her face. "Nothing whatever!"
"That's very important!" the Queen remarked, then smiled to the jury. "Jury, write that down!"
"How is that important?" Teddy asked.
"I'm done questioning the logic in this place..." Estelle rubbed her temples.
"Unimportant, your majesty means, of course..." Alice said to herself quietly.
"SILENCE!" the Queen heard that. "Next witness!"
"The Dormouse!" the white rabbit called.
Two cards carried out a teapot very delicately and gently, placing it in front of the Queen.
"The only thing that mouse does is sleep and sing." Akito said.
The Queen took the top off and was about to do her usual yelling. "WELL-"
The cards shushed her since the dormouse was very sensitive.
"What do you have to say about this?" the Queen then whispered.
The dormouse popped his head out and sang his Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bat song again, finishing the rest in the pot to sleep.
"That's the most important evidence we've heard yet," the Queen said quietly and gently before yelling once more. "WRITE THAT DOWN!"
"Okay, that's it, if one more person who is crazy in this place comes up, I'm going to go up there myself and attack her!" Vulpix growled.
"The Mad Hatter!" the white rabbit then called.
"Êtes-vous flipper moquez de moi?!" Felicity flipped out, she was so frustrated that she started to swear in French, but she could get away with it since no one knew what she was saying.
"I suggest that we plug our ears for this one." Larvitar said.
"Off with your hat!" the Queen demanded.
"Oh, my." the Mad Hatter laughed, doing as told.
"And oh... Where were you when this horrible crime was committed?" the King questioned.
"I was home drinking tea," the Mad Hatter replied. "Today, you know, is my unbirthday."
"Why, my queen, it's your unbirthday too." The king smiled to his wife.
"It is?" the Queen asked, looking surprised.
"It is?" the March Hare and Mad Hatter asked.
"It is?" the cards asked.
"It does!" Alice groaned with a face-palm.
"I think it's time for the ear plugs." Larvitar added.
Everyone else sang while the Pokemon put in their ear plugs, finding this song to be very, very annoying.
"Santa Vaca..." Misdreavus mumbled to herself.
The Mad Hatter gave the Queen a birthday cake to blow the candles out and when they blew away to give her a gift, she was given a special crown with a string of white pearls to go with it. The others looked as the crown faded and revealed to be a very familiar face.
"Oh, your Majesty!" Alice spoke up.
"Oh, yes, my dear?" the Queen asked with an overjoyed smile.
"It's him, he's on your head!" Estelle told her.
"Who's on my head?" The queen asked.
"The Cheshire Cat." Dinah told her.
"A cat!" the Queen looked up, but the Cheshire Cat vanished before she could get him.
"Cat?" the dormouse had another panic attack. "CAT!"
The Mad Hatter and March Hare ran to catch their friend again, nearly causing a mess.
"We're not going to help catch that mouse." Estelle said.
"Can I eat him then?" Dinah grinned rather evilly.
"Go ahead." Alice said, not caring what happens to the mouse now.
Dinah giggled and ran with the Mad Hatter and March Hare to chase the shell-shocked dormouse.
"Give me the jam!" the Mad Hatter called.
"The jam, the jam, by order of the King!" the King shouted.
"Here we go." Larvitar sighed.
"Let me have it!" the Queen demanded before jelly splatted onto her face.
The King tried to hit the dormouse on the head with the mallet, but accidentally hit his wife on the head.
The jelly and mallet were tossed around until suddenly Alice had them.
"Somebody's head is gonna roll for this!" the Queen broke out of the curtain that fell on her and saw Alice who dropped the things and put her hands in her pockets. "AHA!"
"Okay, now." Estelle said.
Alice then remembered and noticed something she nearly forgot all about. "The mushrooms!" she then took hers and ate them instantly.
The others followed suit.
"Off with their-" the Queen started to demand, but then grew overwhelmed as the kids grew large in size, all of their heads hitting the ceiling then.
"You were saying?" Akito asked the queen with a smirk.
The guards then tried to attack the enlarged kids, but had little to no avail.
"Oh, poo, I'm not afraid of you," Alice frowned, picking up some of them. "Why, you're nothing but a pack of cards!"
The cards and gasped and fell out of her hold.
"'Rule 42: All persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately'!" the King firmly read aloud, glaring at the kids.
"We will not!" Estelle told him.
"Sorry, Rule 42, you know." the Queen smiled nervously.
"And as for you, your Majesty!" Akito glared, finally going to give this Queen a piece of his mind.
The Queen then grabbed her King and used him as a shield.
"Quit hiding behind him and face the consequences!" Estelle told her.
"Some Queen you are!" Felicity glared. "Why you're not a queen!"
"Yeah, you're just a tyrant!" Vincent added.
Unfortunately, as they all told her off, they suddenly grw back to their normal sizes.
The Queen chuckled and smiled nightmarishly evil like she was going to kill them right then and there. "Now... What were you all saying, my dears?"
The Cheshire Cat was on the Queen's head then. "Well, they simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad-tempered old tyrant!" he told her before laughing and disappearing again.
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" the Queen demanded.
"You heard what her majesty said!" the King actually agreed. "Off with their heads!"
"Okay, Akito, now is a good time to teach her a lesson." Estelle said.
Akito nodded and stormed over.
"And just what do you want?" the Queen growled at him.
"I'm here to teach you a lesson." Akito said, rolling up his sleeves.
"Get him!" the Queen demanded to her cards.
The cards stood in front of the King and Queen and rose their weapons to attack him with despite being a child. Akito simply took a deep breath and blew all of the cards away with his super breath. The cards yelled back and scattered, either hitting the wall or falling flat on the floor. Alice picked up Dinah and ran with her however.
"Alice, wait, stop!" Vincent called out.
"Okay, Queeny, how do me and my friends get out of Wonderland?!" Akito asked after lifting the Queen of Hearts up and off the ground.
Alice and Dinah then stopped where they were.
"How the heck should I know!?" the Queen growled, yes, she was surprised that Akito could lift her up now, but she was still angry. "The only way you all are getting out of here are with beheaded bodies!"
"Or by using magic." The white rabbit said.
"No one asked you!" the Queen scowled at the traitor.
"Hey, thanks." Akito smiled at the white rabbit.
"Your sister fixed my watch, I thought I'd help out, sorry for earlier," the white rabbit smiled sincerely. "You could also always use the way you came in..."
"Well, we would, but we don't exactly know how to get back to the way we came." Akito said.
"Then allow me to take you and your siblings and friends back to the way you came or I could show you the shortcut back to the beginning." The white rabbit smiled.
"Wow... Thanks a lot..." Akito was still surprised at the white rabbit's assistance.
"Hurry now, hurry!" the white rabbit led the way.
"Come on, guys, this way!" Akito told the others and already followed the white rabbit.