Princess Peach groaned as she pounded on the door to the bathroom in the hallway, panting as she was sweating nervously, blushing. "Ooh, open up! I don't think I can last any longer!
"Any reason as to why the girls' bathroom in this hallway is locked?" Female Robin asked Princess Zelda as they both watched Peach wiggle in pain.
Zelda sighed as she folded her arms together. "Honestly, this is just my hunch, but I'm going to have to believe that Crazy Hand was messing around with us again. He always does this kind of thing."
"Ugh, do I have to use force to get in!?" Peach remarked as she performed her Peach Bomber, farting explosive fire to destroy the door as she landed on her feet, rushing to one of the stalls and shutting it closed as she prepared to take off her dress and lower her panties, when the toilet she was going to sit on suddenly began shaking violently, spewing toilet water high into the air as Peach screamed, tumbling down and landing flat on her face as she was frightened.
"Eiaie!" Peach exclaimed as she wet herself in fright, widening her eyes as she noticed that she was warmer and wetter than before. "Oh come on! Why couldn't I just do my business!?"
"You know IN THE BATHROOM!" Yoshi laughed with Toad as they were both drinking fruit punch capri sun, angering the pink clad blonde princess.
"Shut up!" Peach growled as she pulled out several turnips and threw them at the two generic Mario characters, with the turnips landing halfway as they were soggy from Peach's pee, causing her to cry as she buried her hands in her face.
"Ooh... I feel bad for poor Peach..." Toadette remarked as she noticed Peach crying.
"Peh. She'll be fine. She always gets herself into dumb shit like this," Dry Bowser remarked as he then slipped on floor ice cream, breaking his bones into various pieces.
Petey Piranha laughed as he noticed this, with Pit screaming in horror as he placed his hands on his head.
"My floor ice cream!" Pit exclaimed as he chucked several of Dry Bowser's bones away, licking up the floor ice cream as much as possible, with Lady Palutena walking by and just shaking her head in disappointment, glancing in the destroyed doorway to see Peach crying.