Princess Peach Toadstool groaned as she was wiggling her hips, holding down her private place as she was waiting on a bus heading towards the city in Animal Crossing, standing up while Pikachu was sitting on one of the seats. "Ooh, I really gotta go!"
"Can it, Peach." Pikachu remarked as he glared at her, chuckling to himself. "Haha, get it, because peaches come in a can?"
"You're not helping!" Peach snapped back as she felt damp suddenly, screaming as she then shook Pikachu. "Look what you made me do, you damn stupid rat! You made me pee myself!"
Everyone glanced at Peach as they were shocked as to what the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom did. Peach sniffled as she began crying, the attention directed towards her making her wet herself more.
"Good." Toon Link muttered as he eyed the crying princess, sitting at the back of the bus as he was cleaning off his sword. "This is what you get for fucking with us..."
BACKSTORY
"Guys, I realized why we're wetting ourselves so commonly," Pit stated as he was in a dark room with barely any lights on. "It's because Peach enjoys seeing us get desperate!"
"Gee, what gave you that clue?" Dark Pit grumbled as he folded his arms together.
"I say we get back at Peach for making us pee our pants!" Ness stated, shaking his arms.
"Yeah, but how are we gonna do it?" Toon Link remarked, his arms wrapped around the back of his head. "That princess is an airhead! The air inside her brain is thicker than her farts!"
Pit rubbed his hands together in a sinister manner. "Don't worry... we'll find a way..." He began chuckling evilly, even though he sounded just like a dork. "Life always finds a way..."