A few hours later, Cloud decided to take Zack out for one more thing on his birthday. They clambered into the green mustang and Cloud looked at Zack, "where do you want to go?"
Zack thought for a moment, "how about the Midgar Steak House?" Cloud nodded started the car, then they drove away from the house.
When they arrived, Cloud was able to find a parking spot right next to the door. They went in and were greeted by and all-too-happy employee.
"Hi, welcome to Midgar Steak House, home of the Bahamut burger." She led them to a table and they sat down. She put a couple menus in front of them, "my name is Sari, I'll be your waitress this evening." She smiled, "can I get you two anything to drink?"
"I don't know, can you?" Zack retorted deviously. Sari looked slightly taken aback, and Cloud sighed.
"Just water please." Sari nodded and hurried off to the kitchen.
Cloud glared at Zack, "was that really nescessary?" Zack shrugged and kept grinning. Sari arrived a few minutes later with their water.
"Are you two ready to order?" She looked almost afraid to ask the question.
Without hesitation, Zack told her what he wanted, "I'll have the Bahamut Burger please." Cloud's mouth dropped open in shock at this suggestion. Sari nodded and looked at Cloud, but he just waved he off, having immediately lost his appetite.
Zack leaned back in his chair, and Cloud continued to stare at him with a mixture of awe and horror on his face, "Are you kidding me!?"
Zack looked over at him, "no...why, don't you think I can eat it?"
Cloud shook his head, "You already ate half of your cake by yourself!"
Zack shrugged his shoulders again, "and your point is?" Before Cloud could respond, Sari had returned with a burger that was almost as big as her head. Zack grinned and took the burger from her.
Cloud couldn't watch as Zack sunk his teeth into the instant heart attack. He heard the contents squish together and he couldn't even drink his water.
About ten minutes later, Zack had demolished the burger. All that was left was contents that had oozed out of the burger. Zack sat back in his chair and patted his stomach happily. "That was goo..." He stopped mid-sentence and leaned forward. Cloud gasped and held out his hands to help Zack. He leaned in towards him, but as he did, Zack let out a forcefull belch, right in Cloud's face. Cloud's hair was blown back, and his eyes were wide open.
"Haha! Much better!" Zack laughed at Cloud. Cloud's face turned bright red and he clenched his fists. He reached for the ketchup container and pointed it at Zack. Zack stopped laughing when he noticed it was pointed at his face.
"Uh oh..."
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They arrived back at the house about 30 minutes later. Everyone was still there, and when they walked through the door, Yuffie came to greet them.
"Welcome back!" She looked at Zack, and noticed that it still had ketchup on it, and he had some in his hair. "Huh? What happened?"
Cloud glared over at Zack, who grinned and laughed, "yeah...about that..."
Yuffie laughed and smiled, "I get it, you did something wrong, didn't you Zack?"
"No, he was just trying to give me a heart attack!" Cloud interrupted. Zack laughed and dodged Cloud's fist. He ran into the living room and grabbed his Electro record.
"PARTY TIME!!!" He pulled up the pin on hi record player and slid in Electro. He released the pin carefully and the record started to spin, releasing air waves of the funky music. He quickly ran to his room and returned just seconds later with a pair of giant headphones around his neck, and his "gangsta" hat twisted backwards on his head. He started to dance to the beat.
"Come on people! Dance!" He grabbed Cloud's hands and made him move his feet. Cloud reluctantly followed his crazy partner's footsteps and soon forgot that he was angry. In the meantime, Reno had stolen the headphones from around Zack's neck and was acting as the DJ.
They danced and partied until 3 in the morning, when Vincent finally said he needed to go home so he could get up for work in the morning.
A/N: So yeah, I got this chapter from and assignment I had to do for my Lit. & Comp. II class. You're probably wondering why too lol. Anyways, we do these things called Quick Writes, where we write a half a page on a certain subject. Well, one day, we had a visual prompt, and it was a man eating a burger about the size of his head...so you can see where I got the idea, with Zack and his eating habits lol.