Episode 6.205 - In Which Han and Leia get married

There is a really big celebration on Endor, as depicted at the end of Return of the Jedi.

During this party, Han Solo proposes marriage to Leia Organa and she accepts.

Not wanting to waste any time, they decide to get married NOW.

Luke officiates in his new role as Last Jedi. He quotes Yoda at great length and everyone attending falls asleep.

Finally Chewie growls "arrrr arrr rrooo, arrr arrr rrooo!" which means "Man and wife, say man and wife!"

Luke, who does not understand Wookiee, thinks he is saying, "Artoo, don't forget about Artoo!" and makes Artoo come and stand between Han and Leia while he pronounces them Man and Wife and Droid.

Chewie slaps Luke upside the head.

Threepio, in his new capacity as Ewok God, is summoned to the wedding, severs their bond and sets Artoo free. He then re-marries Han and Leia properly, if a bit wordy-ily.

The newlyweds retreat to the Falcon for a brief but totally not-PG-13-rated honeymoon which we'll tell you about later when the ten year old goes to bed.

Meanwhile off in the woods, the pyre where Luke burned Darth Vader's suit is unattended... and a mysterious space ship is about to land nearby.