Bonjour. Okay, one thing before I get started: Ya'll are immature little idiots. I freaking apologized to you about the way I was writing Skylar's character and the some idjit had to go ahead and literally repeat what I had said in the author's note.

I don't wanna have to do this, but if people are gonna be rude about it, I could just stop this story. I got enough on my plate as it is and this would take a weight off my shoulders significantly. Understand?

Good. Now, on with the story!

Thalia's pov

I felt my eyes widen comically at Skylar's very blunt statement. Locking eyes with Nico, a silent argument passed between us, all while Skylar looked between us with an eyebrow cocked.

Nico suddenly broke eye contact with me, signaling that I had won the argument. I held my head up and snapped my finger and focused on the Mist surrounding us (use the force lol). "You will not remember this conversation. You will head to your next class having no recollection of over-hearing Nico and I."

For a second, it seemed to work. Skylar's eyes clouded over and she turned around. Just as she was about to take a step forward, however, she shook her head slightly and spun back around.

"What the hell was that?" she said, "What did you just try to do? Did you just try to use that mind-wipe thingy like in Men In Black?"

I could see Nico hop out of a shadow behind Skylar, but she was too focused on me to notice. "Well?" she said, tapping her foot impatiently. I opened my mouth to respond, but before I could, Nico swiped a hand in front of Skylar's face.

Skylar's eyes rolled up into her skull and she fell back into Nico's arms. I stared at him shock, "Where the hell did you learn that?!" I whispered. Nico shrugged, "A little trick I picked up while transporting the Parthenos. We have about three hours until she wakes up."

Percy's pov

I sat in Algebra, bored out of my mind, when Thalia burst in.

The teacher at the front glared at her and she quickly apologized. "Sorry, Mrs. Turner. But I need to see Percy and Piper immediately. We have some family trouble."

A bit grudgingly, Mrs. Turner nodded and Piper and I shot up and walked towards Thalia. 'Family trouble' was the code we had come up with when demigod troubles came up.

The three of us quickly speed-walked to the lobby of the school, only to come face-to-face with the rest of our demigod friends, and a passed-out Skylar in Nico's arms. Thals spotted my confused look and she said, "All to be explained later, but we gotta go."

Yeah that wasn't cryptic at all.

I frowned at her, but nonetheless, we walked out of the school and headed in the general direction of my apartment.

Skylar's pov

When I woke up, I was lying in a bed in an unfamiliar room. I shot straight up and felt a hand on my shoulder. Looking up, I saw that the arm was attached to Nico. He shot me a glare, warning me not to move.

He walked to the door of the bedroom and called out, "Hey! Skylar's awake!" I heard the scraping of chairs against hardwood and the shuffling of feet. Soon enough, all of my new friends filed into the room.

I straightened my back and held my head up, "Well? Mind telling me why you kidnapped me? I had a pre-calc test next period!"

Percy stifled a snicker and Andy glared at her. Jason, Piper, Leo, and Calypso just looked confused. Thalia cleared her throat, "Tell us everything you know about 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians.'"

The others stiffened, while I was just plain confused. "Well," I began, "You could just, I don't know, read the bloody books?"

I shivered involuntarily under their glares; they were pretty scary. "Or not," I muttered. Raising my voice, I said, "What do you want to know? Do you want me to include the Heroes of Olympus?"

Andy cut in, "Just give us the basics, thanks."

~Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Time Skip~

Percy's pov

We stared at Skylar and she shifted uncomfortably under our stares. I know, it was rude, but what did you expect? I mean, I'm literally finding out I had a book series written about me as though Andy and I were different genders! Freaky much?

Thalia cleared her throat, "As hard as this may be to believe, we," she gestured to us, "Are the characters in the books."

Skylar looked at us for a second before scowling, "Even for her, that's cruel. That's cruel." I cocked my head to the side, "What do you mean, Skylar?"

Her scowl grew, "You're friends with Lindsey, aren't you? She put you up to this!" I was shocked; how could she think that!?

I voiced my thought and Skylar snorted, tears forming in her eyes. "She knew I was alone because of her and that I had turned to books for comfort. I never thought she would be cruel enough to make me think they were real."

So yeah Lindsey's a lot crueler than we thought.

Expect updates to be few and far in between.