Last time on Chara Eats 700 Glamburgers, Chara learned the true meaning of Christmas and brought joy to all the residents of Snowdin, cleverly using three toothpicks and a bunch of cotton to become Santa Claus. Monster Kid was especially pleased when Char- what? What do you mean that isn't what was going on? Gimme the script.

... Oh. Well. Last time on blah blah blah, Chara almost managed to defeat Bob and their diabolical plans, only to be thwarted at the last moment and made victim of what appeared to be a reset. The only problem is that things aren't quite as they should be... Stay determined, Chara, figure out what's wrong with the world and solve the issue before it gets too out of hand!

"Who is that talking?" Chara muttered, digging in her ear with a pinky. She stood at the end of the long path to Snowdin, just to the side of the bush she remembered a camera being planted in - Alphys' work. What an annoying weeaboo, that monster. Shaking off thoughts of people she believed to be long gone, Chara began the trek down the pathway to figure out what was going on, hands planted in her pockets to fight off the cold just a bit. It was so quiet. So eerily quiet, until she passed over a fallen branch, only to hear it snap behind her. Instinct kicked in and she reached for a knife that was no longer there, whipping around to face the source of the noise.

Nothing was there. "... This is uncomfortably familiar. Did somebody seriously reset?" she grimaced. The small child continued along after confirming there was no one there, biding her time until she reached the bridge. As she thought, she could hear slow footfalls behind her once she made it, her mind flashing back to that damned skeleton. "Sans," she whispered.

"HooMaN !"

Oh no. Oh, no no no.

"DOnT U kNOW HoW TO GReeT A NEw PAl? !"

please no no no no NO

"TURN ARoUNd AnD ShaKe tEm HAND !"

Chara knew what she was going to see. She knew, and that was exactly why she did not want to turn around. In fact, she wanted to run as far as she possibly could and deny this world's very existence. She wanted to will it and herself into the abyss, never to be referenced or thought of again. But... that was a little impossible at the moment, so she turned... only to get a whoopee cushion slapped into her face. When it fell and cleared up er line of sight, she was faced with a skeletal Temmie in a blue hoodie - her worst fears were realized.

Sans was a Temmie. Shock, horror... both of these words could describe the feeling Chara was left with, facing the thing, but above all else, she was confused. Sure, minor differences were to be expected when a reset took place, but this was so, so over the line that she couldn't even put it into words. Watching what was supposed to be Sans stare at the whoopee cushion on the ground in confusion, well...

... It sapped her of determination.

Instead of getting answers, however, she was faced with yet more surprises as things diverged yet further from what she knew. She was suddenly pushed forward by the abomination, as he... they said, "TeM brOTHER IS COMiNG! YaYa u Shud hiDE! Ya !"

And then Chara was behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

She dreaded what undoubtedly had to come next.

"sANS"

Oh boy.

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