Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon or any of its characters.
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The Blonde Menace
Yaten stretched and let out a long yawn. He had the house all to himself and had just woken up from a refreshing nap. Seiya was out with that clumsy Usagi doing god knows what, and Taiki went to some museum with Ami – for fun. Who goes to museum's for pleasure? Honestly. Yaten couldn't believe how soft his brothers had gone. I will never get so soft, he thought with a scoff.
RIIIINGGGGG RIINNGGGGG. It was the phone.
"Hello?" said Yaten lazily.
"YATEEN!!"
Lord help him, it was that infernal creature again.
"Minako," he answered warily.
"So I heard that you're all alone with nothing to do today," she cheerfully spoke.
"Who told you that?" was his wry response.
"Seiya!" she chirped happily.
"He did, did he?" Seiya is going to pay for this one.
"Yeah, he called me up and said, Yaten's all alone with nothing to do today, you should keep him company. Then I heard laughing and he hung up. I figured Usagi just did something clumsy again."
So Seiya thinks this is funny does he? So childish, thought Yaten scornfully.
"Well sorry Mina--"
He heard a knock.
"Someone's at the door, I'll talk to you later." He hung up and walked to the door.
Probably more girls who found out where I live, wanting autographs or something. How annoying.
He opened the door.
"Yaten, you hung up on me. How could you?" the blonde haired girl looked at him tearfully, wearing a big pout on her delicate features.
Of all the people to show up at his door, Minako Aino was the last person he expected to see at that moment. What did I do to deserve this? He thought grumpily.
He sighed in defeat and motioned for Minako to come inside, and then locked the door.
Wordlessly, he walked into his room, crawled back into his bed, and turned on the TV. He was planning on having a nice relaxing day off, doing nothing but lie in his bed, watching mindless television – and he would not allow one ridiculous girl named Aino to ruin it.
As he expected her to, she coughed awkwardly.
"What? Do you expect me to entertain you while you're here? I wasn't the one who invited you," he said scathingly.
Unfortunately, his words backfired on him. Instead of making her leave like he'd hoped, tears welled up in the girl's big blue eyes and she started making loud sobbing noises.
For a few minutes he tried to ignore it, but his eardrums would not allow it for long.
"Oh shut up already," was his tactful response.
Her sobs grew longer and louder.
Yaten rolled his eyes, stood up, walked over to her, grabbed her wrist, dragged her to his bed, shoved her in it, and crawled in beside her.
"Now shut up," he demanded, increasing the volume of the television with annoyance.
The girl immediately stopped crying, smiled happily, and snuggled closer to him. He looked down at her. Finally, quiet. When she's like this, it's almost… what's the word? Pleasant? No, not that, it's… bearable, that's it. When she's not jabbering on she's almost bearable. Then for an instant his emerald eye's softened before turning back to the TV.
"OoOooOooohh look! It's Taiki on TV! What's he there for?"
He sighed once again in defeat. I knew it wouldn't last.
"Some astronomy thing," he answered indifferently, lying back and closing his eyes.
"He's so handsome," she said dreamily.
Yaten's eyes snapped open. He was angry for some reason, but why? Why waste his anger on this girl? It's because I'm annoyed. Annoyed that she pushed herself into my home and disturbed my peace, he assured himself.
"Then why don't you bother him?" he retorted in an aggravated voice.
She grinned at him playfully.
"What?" she asked innocently, "are you jealous?"
He saw through that 'innocence.' If she was going to play games, then so was he.
"You're right I'm jealous," he said grimly.
"Really?" she gazed at him, starry eyed.
He nodded.
"Taiki somehow managed to get a date with the clever and beautiful Ami – that sneak. I really liked her," he said, feigning distress.
He was satisfied to see her baby blues widen as if they were going to pop out, and her jaw drop in complete shock. But what was most gratifying to him was that he had managed to leave her speechless.
Sadly, it couldn't last.
"You're lying"
"I am not," he said indignantly.
"Yaten, tell me it isn't true!"
"You started it."
A smile curled her lips. They looked so soft and luscious. Wait luscious? What am I thinking? No, not luscious. Annoying, that mouth is annoying, he reassured himself, again.
"So you were jealous."
"I don't need to be jealous," he sniffed.
"Why not?" she asked, looking slightly offended.
He looked at her like she was dense.
"Well, besides the fact that I simply have no energy to waste on girls and the petty emotions that come with them, there's the other obvious reason I don't need to be jealous of Taiki."
"And that is?"
"Because he's out at a museum looking at bones, and you're in my bed, clinging to me like an annoying glue that I can't wash away."
"Oh," she blushed, and stood to leave, that hurt look showing in her eyes again.
He eyed her suspiciously.
"What are you doing now?"
"I… I thought you want--"
"Sit down," he ordered.
Then he roughly pulled her back into the bed.
Feeling sufficiently consoled, Minako cuddled Yaten again and fell into a content sleep.
I don't know why I put up with this girl, he thought as he absently stroked her hair.
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note: i know, i should probably find a synonym for annoy/annoyed/annoying/annoyance lol