Okay, we thought this was just hilarious, so we're posting it. It is not ours, it belongs to TwinTrouble. Hope you enjoy it as much as we did! - Faith and Star
64. When the teacher announces that the new boy's name is David, you scream and fall off your chair. (Um, guilty on both counts, Twin1 and Twin2)
65. You have an hour long discussion with the wolf spider on the ceiling, then tell it to go away while you change... and it does! (Been there, done that – Twin1)
66. You can't look at your assistant principal without shuddering anymore. (I can't help it! - Twin1 and Twin2)
67. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling.
68. You slap your friend and yell 'blasphemy!' when she says "I don't see what the big deal is with the Animorphs".
69. You are willing to pay your brother to let you read that second-hand, moldy, worn book belonging to the series.
70. You find yourself refusing to give out last names.
71. You accuse friends and family of being Controllers when they say or do something out of character.
72. You can't quite stomach setting mouse traps any more, but happily stamp on any and every ant you see. (That'd be me – Twin2)
73. You choose your outfit based solely on how well it would fare as a morphing suit.
74. You take the time to write a list like this one, and the time to read it!
75. You find yourself unable to eat at that McDonald's where you once heard a woman with a screaming toddler ask for a 'Happy Meal with extra happy'.
75. You try to find out where K A Applegate lives so you can send her a letter bomb for that appalling ending.
76. When you move halfway across the world and have to leave most of your things behind, your Animorph books are what you miss the most, and those few you did manage to smuggle with you have soon been read so many times you know
them by heart. Or they fall apart. Whichever comes first. (Twin1: So true!)
77. You tease your friend mercilessly about her crush on an Animorph member –coughjakecoughcoughlilylovesjakecoughcough- but then insert yourself into the books as you read them. (Embarrassing, but true – Twin1)
78. You have staring contests with that poster of the Animorphs stuck to the ceiling above your bed… and win. (I'm convinced I saw Ax blink! – Twin1)
79. You talk in an undertone to your twin about the Animorphs, then freak out that some guy heard you, and begin to see him everywhere. You are convinced he's tailing you, so much so that you begin taking number plates and stop taking your Animorph books everywhere with you – just in case. (I swear he was following us! – Twin 1 and 2)
80. You smile whenever you see a hawk and say, 'You go, Tobias', regardless of whether it's a red-tail or not.
81. You get furious whenever you see birds of prey in cages, and refuse to ever go to that zoo ever again. (Nothing on or off earth could move me to go back to that prison, except maybe Tobias' promise of helping me spring them! – Twin1)
82. You make comments like the one in the brackets of #81 in ordinary conversation.
83. In French class, when your teacher asks you to write a letter to a friend, you instantly address it to an Animorph member, then freak out when she asks who Jake, Cassie, Marco, Rachel, Ax, or Tobias is.
84. You pet your cat more because you are trying to acquire him than because you want to cuddle him. (I think we've all been there. – Twin1)
85. You take the time to look up the meanings of all the characters' names, and get the joke. You then proceed to tell your non-Animorphy friends and don't understand why they don't laugh.
86. You burst into tears when your teacher tries to confiscate your beloved Animorph book, then break into his office at lunch and steal it back. (That was fun! – Twin1. I hate being sentry – Twin2.)
87. Whenever you see a fly in the bathroom, you flip out and run for a towel. (Often – Twin2)
88. It becomes force of habit to check who's in hearing range before you start talking. Even if you're just asking if they've done their homework. (Still do – Twin1 and 2.)
89. Whenever you see a bird/animal/insect not native to the area, you alternately praise it for its escape from captivity and scold –insert Animorph's name- for not going native.
90. Whenever a pet displays near-human intelligence, you follow it for at least two hours asking for an autograph.
91. Your friends consider you insane.
92. While traveling, you find a pewter statue that is a perfect replica of your favorite Animorph's battle morph and immediately either freak out for an hour and a half or buy several of the figures. (Twin2: I did both and bought every statue the poor shop had.)
93. Your favorite sentences include 'Let's do it' and 'This is insane!'
94. Not knowing where even one of your precious Animorph books is constitutes a complete mental breakdown and a torn apart room/house/neighborhood.
95. Whenever you catch a fly without swatting it, you lecture it for twenty minutes on espionage before smuggling it out a window.
96. When woken at three in the morning by a loud crash you instantly rush to the window to try and spot the Hork-Bajir breaking into your house, and your mother's explanation of dropping a glass is written off as a Yeerk lie. You debate abducting your mother and starving the Yeerk out of her.
97. When seriously annoyed, you do a scarily accurate impression of your favourite battle morph.
98. Whenever you swat a fly and it's only half-dead, you put it on the floor and leave the room for a few minutes.
99. Whenever you find an abandoned shoe in the middle of a field, you instantly assume an Animorph has been and gone.
100. You keep a spare change of clothes in every bag you use. Just in case.