This prompt is higher up on my list of favorites, simply because I make fun of my dear friends all of the time. Ahhh, memories.

Day Six: Making fun of one another

Saguru and Taylor were sitting at a bar, having a good drink and just enjoying each other's company. Taylor had finished a test a while ago and just got the results back: she had passed with the highest score in the class. They went out to celebrate and Taylor was telling Saguru about some of the people in her class.

"No, that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that the guy is just a plain douche, no reasons at all. He just is." Taylor said, taking another drink of her whiskey.

"I don't believe that you can think that without reason." Saguru said. "There has to be a reason why you don't like him-"

"I don't like him because he's a douche!" Taylor cried out, swinging her hand for effect. But the hand she swung had her drink in it and it spilled on herself and the table.

They sat there in silence before Saguru sniggered. "I never knew you had a drinking problem, Taylor."

"Taylor scoffed, scooting closer to him to grab some napkins. "You're jokes are as good as your fashion sense."

"I think the girl that wears the same pair of pants everyday for a week shouldn't be giving me any advice on what to wear." He drawled.

"They don't get dirty, so I don't see the need to." 'She dabbed at her pants with the napkin, a coy smile on her face. "But you know, even with you dressed up as Sherlock Holmes I would still sleep with you."

"Me dressed up as Sherlock Holmes gets the girls coming to see me, then my great charm and wit seals the deal."

"Maybe some girls think that," Taylor said, glancing up at him. "I, however, don't think that's the case for me. I think your accent is pretty cute, though."

"What accent?" He asked in English. She grinned. "This accent?"

"The very one." She purred, leaning her head on his shoulder. He gave her a sly smile.

"I think if you judge a person by their accent then you can get into trouble." He warned her.

"Oh? Are you saying that I'm going to get into trouble with you?" She asked.

"You might already have, who really knows?"

"You might know." She paused. "Then again, you're cooking sucks. Could that be the problem you were talking about?"

"Is the problem my cooking or your poor tea-making skills?"

"Careful, if you keep acting like that I might just make a great, big teacup." She motioned with her hands again, as if she didn't learn her lesson from a few minutes ago. "You see, all I need to do is gather all of your tea and throw it into the harbor. I learned that little trick in American History."

"I feel as if that particular cup of tea would be just a bit too cold." Saguru said.

"Just a bit too cold?" She teased.

"Just a little bit." Saguru repeated, grinning. "And a bit too weak, since there wouldn't be enough tea compared with the amount of water."

"Totally ignoring the fact that the water isn't purified?"

"The point is that I wouldn't drink the tea anyway." Saguru grabbed her hand and entwined their finger together. "Because you can never seem to make a good cup."

Taylor tightened her grip on his hand. "I'll decide to learn how to make a decent cup of tea once you decide to stop using my coffee cups for your tea."

"Maybe if you stop using my tea cups for other beverages I wouldn't use your coffee cups." Saguru shot back.

"I'm sorry, but ice cream with pop in a teacup is one of the best decisions I have ever made." Taylor said, not looking apologetic at all. Saguru gave a small chuckle and took a sip of his alcohol.

"While it is good for the aesthetic look, it's not very practical. So you should use a bowl next time you want ice cream."

She scoffed. "Practical? Your car only has two seats. Tell me how that's practical."

He opened his mouth and closed it again. "Alright, point proven."

"Damn straight."

I had the argument at the beginning with my mom when talking about Maleficent. She doesn't seem to understand that people can be evil just for the sake of being evil- there doesn't need to be a reason behind it. The people who don't have a reason behind it are the most badass people in my opinion.

I could only date someone who can have conversations if that's what it's called with me like this where we can go back and forth and mock each other and not get upset over it. The best conversations, in my opinion.