WARNING- OOC!

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Annabeth's eyes grew to the size of plates. Not literally, of course.

"There's another laptop? I really need it. Some of the blueprints and files for the new Olympus are in there! If I can call the files back up.." She continued to mutter things about fountains, and a while bunch of architecture things only a child of Athena would understand.

" What are you waiting for, Aquaman? Open up the Shiny Silver Laptop! " Leo cried. " My curiosity is going to kill me. " With that, Leo fell onto the floor, pretending to gasp and choke.

"Very funny, repair boy. Very funny." Piper smirked sarcastically. She opened the SSL ( Shiny Silver Laptop) and the black glass blossomed into color. Annabeth logged on, and a website showed up.

" Fanfiction dot Net" Hazel read aloud. "What in Hades is that? "

"Only one way to find out." Nico spoke from the shadows.

"Apparently, we're reading. " Percy grumbled.

"Hey, it's in Ancient Greek so we'll be fine. " Annabeth replied calmly." Who wants to start?"

" I'll start." Jason spoke up. Annabeth carefully lowered the SSL onto Jason's lap. " This story is called Maryna Jackson, and the description says, "When Percy Jackson's twin sister arrives at Camp Half Blood, what will happen? " .

Jason began reading. " My name is Maryna Silvyesta Seagreen Shimmersea Jackson."

"Wait, Jackson? I have a long lost twin sister?" Percy exclaimed.

"Long name. " Annabeth said. " Sounds like a Mary Sue to me."

" What's a 'Mary Sue'? " asked Frank.

" You'll see. " was the only reply.

Jason continued. " I was abandoned at age 2 by my stepmother. A huge chimera tried to kill me, but I killed it with a huge blast of water into its mouth."

" That makes zero sense. I tried to kill a Chimera when I was twelve and I almost died, but this random two-year-old killed it with a blast of water." Percy commented, puzzled.

"Remember, Percy. This is a Mary Sue you're talking about." Annabeth replied, eyes narrowed.

I've been living at an orphanage for fourteen years now, and everyone calls me a freak and hates me. Monsters come calling every other day and I am blamed. They beat me and scream at me to stop letting the monsters come. I just curl into my tiny mat in the cement floor and cry myself to sleep.

"That's so sad!" Hazel said sympathetically.

"Don't be, Hazel. "

My long blue-black hair tumbled down my back with its natural purple highlights.

"How is that possible? " asked Piper.

"Anything is possible. We're children of the gods, Pipes." Jason replied.

"Not purple highlights. Audrey, a half sister of mine claimed her had it but is disappeared after a week after Drew emptied the make-up cabinet. Turns out it was hair dye." Piper said,frowning.

"Oh. " Jason had a weird look on his face.

My huge indigo eyes' outer edge is rimmed with sea green, and my eyelashes are huge. I put on no make-up at all,yet I still look perfect. I pull on a super short leather miniskirt with a gold trim that shows off my legs.

"Um, why do we need to know that , remind me? "Frank was feeling really awkward by now.

"It's information telling the reader how perfect she is without anything." Annabeth's voice was flat.

Timeskip to when she reaches CHB!1!1!

"Campers! We have a new demigod!1!" Chiron yelled to the crowd. "OMG, you have such pretty eyes, dear. Percy! Will you show Maryna around?"

A cute guy with sea green eyes pushed his way out of the crowd. "Hi! OMG You look so much like me!1! We must be twins!1!1" he said.

"Umm, let it be known I not in any occasion, talk like that." Percy sounded nervous, hoping Annabeth won't take her new dagger and stab him for saying, "OMG".

"We are, Percy. Poseidon has been whispering in my ears for days now, telling me to look for a person named Percy Jackson. We are twins." I replied.

We hugged. "Who is that?" I asked Percy.

"That's Nico. I think he likes you."

"Yeah right. Of course I would be the one paired with a freaking Mary Sue." Nico had a growly face on."Why, fates. Why?!"

"You're the only single child of the big three."Annabeth said with no emotion.

"What about Thaila?" Nico whined.

" Really, Nico. I didn't label you as a whiner. Thalia doesn't count. She's in the Hunt." Came the answer.

"Next story!" Percy cried. " read a different one so I don't have to think about my supposed long lost sister. Please."

"Wait. There's a little more." Jason spoke up. "Sorry bro."

(A/N) thanks guyz for reading!1! Next chapter- Nico and Maryna fall in love!what will Leo,Maryna's other luver think?)

"Can we just come together to praise good books? " Annabeth asked.

"Nah, these are so stupid it's funny." Can her reply.

"All right then. Who wants to read next?"

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