Sans the Teacher
Introductions and a Bad Time...
Part 2!
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Me: Heya! I just would like to quickly say two things:
1. I'm sorry if anyone was confused in the last chapter, since my way of splitting didn't work.
2. Thank you all for reviewing! I love the support! It motivates me!
Random #3. I made a Undertale comic! It's on my Deviant Art account, Springtrapslovedove
I would like it if you guys could check it out and support me there, too!
Me:With out further ado, HERE IS YOUR CHAPTER!
Salkeya: YAAAY!
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Disclaimer: I only own this stories idea, Alisa, and the school! I own nothing else!
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Sans was quite angry, and glared at you, the reader, for reading a fanfic that consists of the fourth wall breaking. You decided to run for the hills.
Two weeks later...
You finally see Sans is no longer angry and proceed to read the actual story.
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"Oh Shit."
Frisk said calmly as their soul became a deep blue and they flew up. They hit the ceiling, floor, and the walls. Sea and Archer were scared shitless and his under their desks. Tobi, Alisa, and Frisk, though, we're looking mildly annoyed.
When Sans stopped, Frisk ate a Cinnamon Bunny and took their seat while Sans reassembled the class.
"okay, frisk, will you please say something about yourself." Sans asked as if nothing had ever happened.
Frisk proceeded to stand up and began to talk.
"Hi! I'm Frisk, and I freed the Monsters from the Underground. My favorite thing to do is to have snowball fights during the winter with my Uncle Papyrus, and during any other times is to try to make my Sadistic Flower brother less Sadistic and to prank anyone I can."
Archer looked curious about the 'Sadistic Flower brother' thing, while Sea had just fainted.
Sans looked over to Tobi and said man stood up.
"Heya! I'm Tobi, and I'm a GOOD boy. I've totally never killed anyone before, or started a criminal group in another dimension..." Tobi trailed off after getting weird looks and started talking again after a few moments, "Uh, I like to clean my robes.." Tobi awkwardly finished and sat back in his seat with a resounding *bang* as Sans have him the stink eye.
"uh, let's move on. alisa, you may begi-" Sans was cut off as Alisa slithered up to the front of the room and began talking. Sans was mumbling random puns like, "no need to HISS-erupt me" and things like that.
Alisa glared at him for a second, than turned her attention the the other four present students.
"Howdy! I'm Alisa, and I'm, well, a Cobra animatronic! I like to not give a Shi- uh," Alisa corrected herself after seeing Sans' expression. 'So creepy...' She thought with a involuntary SLI-Ver (anyone get it? Because, snakes SLIther, but she SHIVerd, so... You know what? You figure it out. I hate myself for writing that.) Alisa have a awkward cough and re-vised her wording. "Um, I don't care about anyone's opinion on me and how I look and act. And I'm really REALLY scared of skeletons (Anyone see that coming? Anyone at all?)."
Sans looked like he jus got the best present in the world, and inched towards the already scared robot snake.
Alisa gave a silent shriek and slithered quickly to her seat.
Frisk looked very angry at their Dunkle's behavior, but decided to chew them out about it tomorrow.
Sans cleared his throat that didn't exist and said," let's get on with the lesso-" He was suddenly cut off as the door to his classroom slammed open and - walked through.
"IM HERE!"
The - shouted loudly.
And everyone visibly groaned.
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Me: THIS IS YOUR FINAL CHANCE TO GIVE ME AN OC. Note: Must be a Jock/Bully!
Also, I want who ever made it this far to say in a review: Sans and Goat Mom are Cute!.
I hope you liked the chapter! Remember, I'll update after 3 reviews for this chapter!
Salkeya, OUT!