Sans the Teacher
The last student (who's a big bear)
Me: Heya! I just wanted to quickly answer a question I got from a Guest.
They asked who - was, and I am just saying: that was a little filler place. In this chapter, I'm putting in the actual name and species of who it was. And, since I've Not gotten any Jock/Bully OCs, I made one up!
Salkeya: WHO IS IT?!
Me: Shut up, and you'll see!
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Disclaimer: I only own Alisa, Jared, the School, and the plot of this story! All other characters/ Scenery's belong to whom ever owns 'em.
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Sans cleared his throat that didn't exist and said," let's get on with the lesso-" He was suddenly cut off as the door to his classroom slammed open and Jared walked through.
"IM HERE!"
The Bear shouted loudly.
And everyone visibly groaned.
The bear looked around confusingly,
It's base ball cap swinging left and right. "What's the problem?" He asked innocently.
"You..." Alisa grunted to herself.
The bear's eyes began turning red when he heard the snake.
"WHAT?" He asked her, and Alisa shrank into her seat. Frisk and Tobi looked at her in surprise; she normally would have tried to pet the stuffing out of him.
'Huh.' Frisk thought. 'Guess she's still traumatized from Sans.'
While Tobi was trying to find the fastest way out, and decided to jump out the window if things got messy. That TOTALLY wasn't weird at all.
Then, Sans picked up the bear with his magic and set him down next to Sea and Archer. 'jesus mother fucking christ.' Sans thought. 'i have the weirdest group a weirdos in this school, no, on the mother fucking planet!'
Sans than turned to the white bear and told him to introduce himself.
The bear's personality did a 180 and he jumped up happily and squealed out so high Sans' glasses cracked.
"Okay, okay. I'm Jared, and, um, I LOVE LOVE LOVE Sports, and I HATE emo snakes," At this, Jared glared pointedly at Alisa, then began talking again. "I also dislike weak people, and skeletons. And jokes." And everyone bit Jared grinned. And then Sans began the onslaught.
"Well, I should tell you the BEAR truth, but i don't want to be too HUMEROUS with you. (For any one who doesn't get the joke, Humerous is a type if bone in your body.) but, i'm the best pun tell in' skelly out there, and i've got a skele-TON of skele-PUNS."
And them Jared face palmed while everyone else tried to contain their laughter.
Than, Jared'd mood did another 180 and suddenly Sans flew into a wall. Everyone gasped, and Frisk nearly had a heart attack, 'specially since Sans only has 1 FRICKEN' HP. But, Sans just peeled away from the wall and turned into a log... Wait what?
Turns out, Sans knows some Shinobi moves. Thank Kami.
Jared turned around, surprised, and was hit by a barrage of blue bones. But, he didn't move, so they didn't hurt him. But, that wasn't the same for Sans' glare.
"now listen, PAL. i've got a bone the pick with you. if i didn't know how to do that, I would be dead. so, Jared. try to be a little more gentle with me; i've only got 1HP." Sans was furious, his left eye was going between Blue, Yellow, and Purple. With a flame shooting out his eye corresponding with that current color.
And everyone hid under their desks, except Jared, who was petrified with fear.
Sans than used his magic to pick up everyone and put them at their desks. He also got 7 books labeled: Science and Magic for Monsters, Humans, an other living organisms.
"i want you all to open your books to page 394, and we shall move on with out lesson."
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Me: I couldn't find a good place to stop, so here should be good! I hope you guys liked the chapter, and I hope you keep supporting me and my story!
Remember, three reviews! But, if I go over two weeks with out getting three reviews, I'll update!
Salkeya, OUT!