This is the last that we'll post in a while.
X: You think I cook badly? Look at Shuichon.
Clzh: I think that Jen has it under control.
You can hear the sound of random crashes, and the Tamers shouting "No, Shuichon, no! Guilmon is not a flavor of pie!"
Takato comes in, holding a hacksaw.
"Start the chapter, NOW!"
Clzh and X: Okay! We don't own digimon, we just own plot devices and such. Let the Rukato commence!
"Ugh... Ouch... What hit me?" Takato questioned as he slowly rejoined the world of the living.
"It's about time, Takato," said a familiar voice to Takato's left.
"Huh? Who are you?" Takato asked. He saw the boy on his left had strange yellow eyes, fangs, and claws. He had white hair that shot out in all directions and markings adorned his body. In fact... he looked like a human Guilmon.
"That's because I am Guilmon, Takato."
"Did you read my mind?"
"Yes. We can do that, remember? We achieved Complete Synchronization last night, remember?"
Takato shivered. 'Okay... I'm in a room with a naked, Gijinka Guilmon. Wait... naked?!?'
"Heheh. About that... Can I have some pants, please?"
Takato nodded slowly, and rummaged through his dresser. He tossed Guilmon a pair of red pants and some boxers. There was a loud ripping noise, and Takato slowly turned around.
Guilmon was standing there, holding the now-destroyed waistline of his pants. He was standing on the pant legs, too, so that left him in an odd, artfully ripped and torn, pair of shorts. Takato laughed, and tossed him a belt. Guilmon put it through the few loops that were left, and Takato looked at his handiwork. Guilmon did look good, like that.
"Thanks, Takato. Maybe you should get some new clothes, too."
Takato now examined himself. His clothes were utterly destroyed, as they couldn't fit his new tail.
"Oh, boy. Looks like the transfusion works both ways, eh?" Takato grinned. He rummaged, and found a pair of clothes that were similar to the one that was just destroyed. Once he modified his clothes to accept his tail and put them on, he realized something. 'He can read my thoughts. But, what about my dreams? Oh, no... What if he noticed the...'
"Thanks for reminding me, Takato. Do all boys your age dream about girls butts?" Guilmon asked.
"Eh... I'm going downstairs. To help Okaa-san and Otou-san with the bakery. You coming?" Takato asked, avoiding the subject.
"Sure! I want to make Guilmon bread! I like that stuff!"
Takato smiled, and walked downstairs. Once he explained what happened (his parents took it well, considering their son had a tail. They figured it was another part of having a Tamer for a son), he put on his apron, and began to bake. He watched Guilmon figure out how to put on the apron.
The door chime rang, and Takato grimaced. It was Ruki, his former crush, and current center of his universe.
"Hello, Matsuki Bakery!" Ruki smiled. "I love this place! I get a discount when I buy bread! It's much better than that new market down the street. Hey, Goggle hea- TAKATO! What happened to you?" Ruki asked, indicating to his new tail.
"I'll tell you upstairs." Takato grinned, and began to walk up the stairs.
Once upstairs, Ruki followed the trail of destruction that Guilmon left. Takato watched Ruki walk, her hips swaying to an unheard beat, her eyes focused taking in every detail. He watched as she grabbed his arm and, wait..., ouch!
"Tell me what is going on. Or else," Ruki threatened.
"Let... go... of me... NOW!" Takato roared, his eyes turning feral. He rolled over, and pinned Ruki to his bed with his newly grown claws. There was the sound of someone stomping on the stairs, and Guilmon burst through the door.
Downstairs, Guilmon smiled as he read Takato's thoughts. Then he felt a mix of pain and anger, and grew feral. He stomped up the stairs, and burst through the door.
Ruki stared with fear at the boy who she had secretly loved for 4 years. She had been extremely sad and jealous when Takato had hooked up with Jeri, but encouraged the relationship. She cried herself to sleep for a while after that. When the two had broken up, instead of taking advantage, she comforted the boy of her dreams. Encouraging him to stand back up on his feet. That was when the two became the best of friends, always visiting each other, they did it so often that they never knocked anymore.
"T-Takato? Stop, please. I-I'm sorry!" Ruki exclaimed. Takato did nothing, but growled when Ruki sat up. "At least... let me do this..." Ruki whispered, and moved her head closer to Takato's. Guilmon lunged, but was knocked into the wall. He struggled as Renamon pushed him against the wall with her foot.
Takato returned back to his human state of mind as Ruki pressed her lips against his. The two fell over onto the bed, and Ruki's leg landed in between Takato's leg; not enough to hurt, but enough to make Takato blush crimson. When the two broke apart, Takato had a blush that could make any chili pepper instantly look pale, and Ruki had a wonderful blush of her own.
When she noticed what she just did, she kicked herself mentally, and tried to leave. But, due to their awkward position, she ended up falling back on to Takato.
"I-I'm sorry, Takato-kun. I-I don't know what happened... I just... couldn't control myse..." she didn't finish, as Takato covered her mouth with his. When the two broke apart, Ruki's eyes flooded with tears.
"Takato-kun. Why did you...?"
"Because, I hate it when you cry," he shrugged. "Besides," he whispered in her ear. "I love you, Ruki-chan," he grimaced, as he called her what no one had called her before. Ever. He expected a punch, or at least a slap, but not a wild exclamation of glee.
"Huh?" Takato exclaimed in confusion. Ruki threw her arms around him and began to giggle uncontrollably. Regaining her calm disposition, she kneeled onto Takato's lap.
"Takato-kun?" she asked, "I want to tell you something. Ever since I met you, I had a small degree of respect for you, though I didn't understand why. Later, as you showed me your kindness for others, that respect grew into attraction. I admit it. During the D-reaper saga, as Jenrya calls it, you proved to have a strong will to protect those you care about. Back then, it was Jeri. Before that, when I first Matrix Evolved to Sakuyamon, I realized that I was in love with you. Head-over-heels, unconditionally in love with you. It grew stronger and stronger with each passing day. My grades fell, because all I could think about was you. And, during the Parasimon incident, you saved me not once, not twice, but three times that day. You even defended me from Shuichon's suggestion. Now I know that I can safely admit this."
Ruki took a deep breath, and said, "Matsuki Takato, Ai Shiteru."
No response. She began to cry, when Takato wrapped his arms around her slender waist. This time, when he kissed her, it was pure affection and caring. Ruki moaned in pleasure as Takato licked her upper lip, seeking entrance. He was allowed in, and began to explore the inside of his girlfriend's mouth, firmly imprinting the blueprint of which into his mind.
Guilmon and Renamon had watched for a while, and then Guilmon turned, and faced Renamon.
"Rena?" Guilmon asked, using his pet-name for the kitsune.
"Hai, Guil?" she replied, also using her pet-name for him.
"You know what Takato said to Ruki?"
"Hai..."
"Well, I love you."
For a while, there was silence. Then, "Ai Shiteru, Guilmon."
Guilmon looked up, and Renamon kissed him, years of passionate desire exiting through her mouth.
Back with the Goggle-headed boy and his new girlfriend, Takato was having the time of his life, as Ruki pressed herself completely against him in a French kiss. Their D-arcs glowed their own respective colors, and Takato felt a tingling jolt pass through his system. Ruki felt it, too. But she received a bit more, than just a tingle. She felt her ears expand, and felt her skull rearrange as her ears slid up the sides of her head. She felt small claws burst out of her fingers and toes. There was an uncomfortable bulge near her butt, and she gasped, pulling away from Takato.
"Unn..." Ruki moaned uncomfortably. Her jeans provided little room in that area, as they weren't made for tails. She looked at Takato imploringly. "Goggle head... It hurts... Make it stop... please..." Ruki whispered in between gasps of pain. Her jeans were stretched to their bursting point, and this gave Takato an idea. Taking her hand, he found her index finger and placed it at the bottom of the stretched part.
Making a quick hand motion, Takato sliced Ruki's jeans open. Unfortunately, there was one more layer, and Ruki didn't stop moaning. 'Oh, Kami. She'll kill me.' Once again, Takato positioned Ruki's hand. Now that there was only one layer to go through, Ruki took control of her hand, turned Takato's head away, and made a ripping motion with her hand.
Now, a strange tail unfurled from the rip, a kitsune tail. Ruki swished it around a bit, and then caressed a blushing Takato with it. "Thank you, Takato-kun," she whispered. She smiled, but gasped in pain, and spasmed. This time she began screaming in pure agony. Two bulges on her shoulder plates appeared, but they kept on growing. Ruki screamed one last time, as the two bulges burst through, spraying skin chunks, blood, and pieces of her ripped shirt. Takato looked on with concern, but covered his eyes when Ruki's shirt ripped open. Ruki was now taking shaky breaths, and asked if Takato had any spare shirts he didn't wear anymore. Takato pointed in the general direction of the bottom dresser drawer. Ruki thanked him, and after two quick rips, the shirt was now officially hers.
Takato opened his eyes, and saw that Ruki now sported a relatively new shirt. It had random drawings of people playing sports. It was too small for Takato, so Ruki decided to take it. It fit just as nicely as her old shirt, so that wasn't a problem.
Now they had a new problem. Renamon, too, had transformed, but was wearing a skintight fur bathing suit, cut down the front in a V-shape to reveal a bit of her stomach and cleavage. Her hair was waist-length and a mix of white and yellow.
Takato thought for a moment, got an idea, and explained it to the others. They nodded, Ruki shrugged, but smiled. Takato then went downstairs with the others to explain his idea to his parents.
But, while everyone was still upstairs, all hell had broke loose.
Clzh: That's our last post for a while.
X: We got Guilmon out of the pie, but...
Clzh: But what?
Takato comes in laughing. Terriormon screams in the background, you can guess what's happening.
BYE!!