Elenia was inside Ayasaki's mansion with the smashers, she was using her laptop and waiting for Ayasaki to get back to start the show.
"We have 3 PMs and 4 reviews!(At the time when I was typing this) And almost all of them are from returning Golden Guests!" All the smashers groan. Shouting came from outside the mansion, though the shouts were muffled. Ayasaki came into the mansion pissed as hell.
"F*ck you! You asian piece of s*it!" Some guy was shouting at Ayasaki.
"F*ck you too! I'm not even asian, you racist D*ckhead!"Ayasaki shouted back.
"Don't come back to My store b*tch!"
"Thats not even your store a*shole! You're just a substitute for a day because Miya who owns the store is running errands right now! Is this how you f*cking talk to customers?! Just F*ck off stalker!" Ayasaki flipped him the bird then slammed the door shut while grumbling curses under her breathe.
"Woah, what happened?" Elenia asked.
"I just go buy a newspaper and I gave him the money, he makes this disgusted expression at me and then slams the newspaper in my face while saying 'F*ck you!' to my face, so I did what any person would do say f*ck you, back to his face and got out of Miya's shop with my newspaper. He followed me out of the shop shouting insults and being racist. I also shouted insults back at him. I really should've punched his face as well." Ayasaki said. Elenia sighed.
"Anyway, We have more truths and dares. Lets do the intro." Ayasaki nodded.
"Welcome back to Smash Truth or Dare Creator Style! We are your hosts Ayasaki and Elenia! We have some returning Golden Guests and a new Golden Guest! First returning Golden Guest: PikaLoverNYA! Sorry about my uh… breakdown last chapter. Its just Lucina x Dark Pit, the pairing is okay but I prefer Robin(Male) x Lucina, it seems like a nicer pairing to me. Oh, and and PL is the nickname you prefer? Alright good to know."
"Alright, my truths and dares are:
Uhhhh... you didn't know that I know hypnosis? gee I'll give you a Date gun whenever the date dares came AND call me PL but Pika is fine
Dares
Try to shoot the Date Gun to Dark Pit and Lucina as a test
Chrom, resist or you know what the punishment is
I have a video of FemRobin and Priam courting each other so play this video WITHOUT them knowing
Kirby, inhale the Smart Bomb and use it on Mario
Pit, tell everyone about your reaction to Corpse Party then play Mad Father
All Cut characters and the hosts, GO TO MY RESTAURANT FOR FREE FOOOOOOOD
Truths
MaleRobin, did you know if you marry any girl from the future gets the a wrath of Dialga?
Lucina, who is your mother?
Pikachu, did you search Amourshipping?
Everyone plus Golden Guests, which one of you supports Amourshipping? If so, are you excited of the upcoming episode where Ash is dating Serena?
That is all and take this Pichu, Ayasaki, as an act of apology and cheering you up
"What?! Any future girl I marry will be killed by Dialga's wrath?!"
"Um.. I'm not sure who my mother is because it depends, my mother could be:Sumia, Maribelle, Sully, Olivia, or the femaleRobin."
"Yes. It was lovely."
"Okay, We asked everyone. I got the tough ones to crack, while Elenia got the medium smashers to crack, and Lucario got the easy ones to get answers to your question about Amourshipping PL. I also asked the Golden Guests (Actually I didn't but pretend I did) they like amourshipping. I'm actually pretty excited. And now for the dares! Okay, thank you for the date gun! It'll be very helpful to me! Now Lucina, Dark Pit, Chrom lets get this over with! Also from the last dare about this, Chrom you will be attacked by Yvetal if you resist, I recommend you do not resist. I battled Yvetal once, I almost died." Ayasaki shot Dark Pit and Lucina with the date gun and they well… you know what happened. Ayasaki played the video and Priam and FemaleRobin didn't know. I gave Kirby a smart bomb and he inhaled it and spit it on Mario, and it activated it. Luckily the mansion wasn't damaged.
"The game, is horrifying and I've been having nightmares for days. All spirits are trying to kill you, the game is gory, and just guts and other body parts everywhere! I almost broke the computer when I threw the mouse at the screen, and now I have to play another horror game. Why me?!" Ayasaki teleported all the cut smashers to PL's restaurant. PL handed a Pichu to Ayasaki.
"Awww, thank you PL! This Pichu is adorable! This Pichu is also helping me cheer up earlier too! Thank You! Also my breakdown wasn't your fault, so don't worry!"
"The Pichu is female. What will you name her?" PL asked. Ayasaki thought of a name for the female Pichu.
"Lily will be this Pichu's name." Ayasaki decided. PL and Elenia smiled.
"Pi Pichu!" Lily said while smiling.
"Lily loves her new name." Lucario translated.
"Thank you Lucario. Welcome to the show Lily." Ayasaki said. Lily nodded.
"Anyway, Next returning Golden Guest: agarfinkel! Welcome back dude."
"Thank you and glad to be back. My dares and truths are:
Truths:
1. Link and Zelda- whenever you two meet for the first time, do either of you ever get the feeling that you already met before in a previous life?
2. Bowser's kids except Bowser Jr- what have all of you been doing during the gap between Super Mario World and Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga?
3. Dark Pit- how did you end up working for Viridi (this was in the Palutena Guidance Conversation with Dark Pit)?
Dares:
1. Palutena- pour your rejuvenating potion over all of the mansion's produce (I want to see a situation similar to the incident from Palutena's Revolting Dinner Special)
2. Everyone- watch the Youtube video "Racist Mario"
3. Link, Zelda, Sheik, Ganondorf, and Toon Link- watch any Youtube video that talks about the infamous Creepypasta "Ben Drowned" and show us your reaction.
"Yes."
"We've been pranking people, relaxing, and just getting fun things from dad!"
"Our goals seem to overlap after the underworld incident thats how I started to work with her."
"I don't want to go through that again!" Palutena whined.
"I'm teleporting you to the Smash Mansion." Ayasaki teleported Palutena to the Smash Mansion. After she pour the potion all over the produce she was now chased by flying produce. She got teleported back to Ayasaki's mansion.
"Did you have fun?" Ayasaki asked.
"No! Do you think being chased by flying produce is fun?!"
"Maybe." Lily laughed at the conversation. Ayasaki played the video of 'Racist Mario' to everyone. Luckily none of the smashers thought that Mario was like that. All the Zelda characters watched it, all but Ganondorf were mortified.
"Anyway next Returning Golden Guest: Spirit of Writing! Welcome back to the show!"
"Thank you, I'm glad you're feeling better. Anyways, Guess who back with more embarrassing truths and dangerous dares? Me! Spirit of Writing! For my two favorite hostesses, here's a box filled with plushie of Pokemon, Sonic and friends, Moogle and Chocobo(final fantasy) and Heartless shadow(kingdom heart) for this awesome story. Now let begin.
Mario: react to SMASH by Starbomb.
Sonic(yes you again): If you and Amy have baby. What will he/she look, he/she name, and personality.(I bet it's girl with a bit of sonic personality and a tomboy)
Fox: How will you react if Krystal join Smash.
Ness and Toon link: how does feel to be the only children in smash.
Dare
Dark Pit and Link: fight together against Roxas from Kingdom Hearts and Cloud from Final Fantasy VII
Sonic: sing Reach for the Stars for Amy(you two are so cute together)
Mario: Fight King Mickey from Kingdom Hearts
Fox: try to eat Sonic(wild fact: Foxes eat hedgehogs)
Samus: go type your name and Blueberry(found it by accident. My eyes still hurt from this encounter.)
"Why-a is-a this-a so-a-"
"Really messed up? 'Cause this is a really messed up world." Ayasaki answers.
"If my child was a girl, lilac hair and green eyes, Amy's power and my speed. Also spot on with the attitude and tomboyism."
"I would pass out from happiness."
"Its kinda saddening but we would be the only kids that cause havoc." Ayasaki summoned Roxas and Cloud, and Link fought Cloud while Dark Pit fought Roxas.
"Oh wow, Reach For The Stars is actually my favorite Sonic song. Nice song choice Spirit." Ayasaki said.
"Thank you, now Sonic Sing to Amy!" Spirit said to Sonic. He sang to Amy.
"Mario fight King Mickey." Ayasaki summoned King Mickey.
"Fox try to eat Sonic." Fox shook his head. Elenia and Ayasaki shoved Sonic into Fox's mouth. Fox spit him out and ran to the nearest bathroom. Sonic ran to a bathroom that had a shower. Samus searched up 'Samus blueberry'.
"What the f*ck is this s*it?!"
"Thats what I asked when I searched it up by accident." Spirit comes up to the two hostesses and hands them a box full of with plushies of Pokemon, Sonic and friends, Moogle and Chocobo and Heartless shadow.
"Here is a box of plushies for my favorite hostesses and for making this excellent story."
"Awww, thank you Spirit! I hope you and all the other Golden Guests continue to send in more dares! Right guys?" The smashers suddenly got nervous, Ayasaki was really happy that people liked the show, literally anime style sakura blossoms would bloom around her, they didn't want more torture but they also didn't want to make Ayasaki turn sad again.
"Er.. uh, yeah! We hope you continue to uh, send in more dares!" They all say while smiling nervously. Ayasaki sent a heartwarming smile towards them, that even Ganondorf and Bowser smiled at her expression. Elenia grinned at them. Happy that they're trying to keep Ayasaki happy especially after the break down.
"We love every Creator here on fanfiction! Especially the ones that support people and give writers and creators everywhere motivation and inspiration for them to continue the story, and so the story usually begins with you and everyone else! All of you Golden Guests and story writers here gives the author the inspiration and motivation to continue on with this show! We love and thank you all for that! Though as we don't update quickly just know we will be here when you're having a crappy day, even if you crack the tiniest smirk that is all our jobs are worth. We hope you all enjoy this show as much as others do!" Spirit smiled.
"Long speech but excellent. We all will continue to contribute to this story by sending in more dares and truths." Spirit smiled once more and returned to her Golden Guest throne with all the other Golden Guests sitting on their Golden Guests thrones and smiling.
"A new Golden Guest! Welcome Golden Guest: Emerald Dynamo! Glad to have you on this show man!"
"Thank you! My truths and dares are:
Truths:
Pac-Man, how does it feel to be the oldest character here?
Wario, how can you chomp a 2D character like Mr. Game & Watch?
Fire Emblem smashers: If you had to pick a Smash character to S-support, whom would if be?
Jigglypuff: How the heck does you going to sleep do so much damage?
Luigi: What was your favorite part of the Year of Luigi?
Dares: (muahaha!)
Mega Man: Glitch out and start using your Final Smash on anyone in the vicinity.
Koopalings: You have to stay perfectly still and quiet for the next half-hour or suffer a Falcon Punch/Warlock Punch.
Sheik: Play a duet with you on the lyre and Link on the ocarina of the Song of Storms.
Wii Fit Trainers: Play a match of Dance Dance Revolution against each other.
"Eh, its alright."
"Ehhh? How am I suppose to know? Winning is more important-a! Wahaha!"
"Um, we're not sure."
"I don't know!"
"That it-a somehow got-a into 2014." Mega Man glitched out and final smashed all the smashers in the mansion, he broke one of the walls so Ayasaki forced him to fix it. The koopalings kept silent because their mouths were duct taped shut and they were perfectly still because they were stuck to the ceiling. Sheik and Link played a duet with Sheik's lyre and Link's ocarina, though they did that outside and a storm came. FemWii Fit and MaleWii Fit had a Dance Dance Revolution against each other.
"Oh wow, they're tied! At surprisingly high scores!" Elenia says.
"The next Golden Guest is a returning one! The Golden Guest is: DarkX the Dragon Knight!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *bursts through the ceiling*
Ugh...aaargh...bleh...*pulls self up* Gah...that is the LAST time I try skydiving off my Mega Latios during a windstorm! *viciously tears off parachute* STUPID, USELESS, UNLOVABLE PARACHUTE! *violently slashes parachute with sword, then awkwardly looks around* Uhh...hi, everyone! *shoves remains of parachute into Kirby's mouth* W-well, while I'm here, I, uh, have some Truths and Dares I wanna get out of the way!
TRUTHS:
Bowser: *demonic voice* WHO AND WHERE IS YOUR WIFE!? TELL X NOW!
Greninja: So you have a crush on any of the Pokémon Smashers? *cough**cough*LUCARIO*cough**cough*
Lucario and Charizard: It has come to my attention that you two are able to Mega Evolve. However, according to Pokémon canon, a Pokémon can only Mega Evolve if they have a.) Their respective Mega Stones b.) Their Trainer has a Keystone (Mega Bracelet, Mega Ring, etc.), and c.) A very strong bond must be forged between the Pokémon and their Trainer. Since I see no Lucarionite or Charizardite X on either of you, and I'm pretty sure Red has no Keystone and Lucario has no Trainer, how can you two Mega Evolve?
DARES:
Ayasaki: To help you feel better after your little breakdown last chapter, I shall use my awesome powers as an Author to give you an infinite supply of any food and/or beverage you want! Simply ask, and you shall receive!
Pit and Dark Pit: Compete in a jousting match...
ON THE SUMMIT OF MT. CHIMNEY IN HOENN!
Meta Knight: To help you recover from your loss against Alduin, I'll give you a free ride on my back while I'm in my Dragon Form! *transforms into Dragon Form and flings Meta Knight onto her back, then takes off and flies around Dreamland*
THREE HOURS LATER...
*X flies back to the studio and places Meta Knight on a chair, then transforms back to her normal form*
Woo! That was fun, right? I certainly feel good, how 'bout you, Meta? Alright, back to the Dares...
Kirby: There are 1,000 large hamburgers on this table. How many can you inhale in one minute? Ready, set, GO!
Ganondorf: Sing the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic theme song!
Okey-dokey then! Now, to wait for Tadrogus to find me...*Mega Latios cry is heard* Hey, that's him now! *jumps out of window, but is then seen flying away on Mega Latios' back*
"I don't know! She never told me! I'm not sure where she is! She just disappeared one day!"
"Um, no."
"Master Hand, how the game was made, and the smash ball."
"Thank You X! How about Pokemon food for Lily and Vanilla Shakes for us hostesses?"
*Poof* An unlimited supply of Pokemon food and Vanilla Shakes appeared.
"Thanks again X! Now Pit, Dark Pit joust on Mt. Chimney." Ayasaki teleports them to , while she feeds Lily a pokepuff. Once they are there Pit admits defeat and huddles in a corner. They are teleported back to Ayasaki's mansion.
"So how was the ride on X's back?"
"It was… interesting and the sights were beautiful." Kirby inhaled all the burgers in less than 5 seconds.
"Okay we're time skipping this." *Timeskipped*
"Anyway the Returning Golden Guest is: Lionwolf! Welcome back to the show dude!"
"I'm back, anyway truths and dares are:
Truths
Bowser why do you Kidnap Peach
Mario when do you ever plumb
Sonic do you ever take off your shoes
Mega Man how does it feel to see Sonic again
Dares
Samus go beat up Snake
Dark Pit and Shadow switch bodies
Kirby eat the most explosive bomb you can get
Pit kiss Palutena
Koopalings go beat up Bowser
"To piss off the plumber."-Bowser
"When I'm not saving Peach."-Mario
"Yes, but not often."-Sonic
"It's okay."-Mega Man. Samus grinned.
"With pleasure." Samus started to charge her arm cannon. She then proceeded to beat the s*it out of Snake.
"No!"
"Too late for your refusal." Ayasaki says as she switched their bodies. The two that were changed started an argument about how the body they have sucks, and how they use it. Ayasaki tossed Kirby a smart bomb and he ate it. Luckily he didn't explode. Pit kissed Palutena on the check for one second.
"We're sorry dad! But we have to do this!" They then proceed to beat Bowser up.
"Next Golden Guest is a returning one as well! The Golden Guest is: ash the pokevenger! Welcome back to this show of torture to smashers!" Elenia says.
"Thanks. My truths and dares are:
link: i hate you. why? simple you have your own harem..., what's your secret?
megaman: where is zero or your other spin-off?
pikachu: why are you so cute?
shulk: your monado can see the future..., but why only the death visions? T.T
dares
zero samus: give snake a little fanservice
sonic: steal all the weapons of the fire emblem cast and blame..., toon link
falco: have a ship battle with fox
pit: make out with viridi
dark pit: here 5 cookies -give him the cookies-
"I have a harem? I guess my good looks?"
"I don't know. Probably at an HQ or in their respective game?"
"The Pokemon makers decided to make me cute."
"I'm not sure."
"No!" Samus yells. Ayasaki shoots her with the date gun. Samus gives Snake a tiny bit of fanservice. Sonic quickly swipes all the weapons and gives it to Toon Link and runs away. The FB cast chase after Toon Link for their weapons. Falco and Fox have a ship battle.
"What?! No way!" Pit says.
"Too bad." Ayasaki says and used the date gun again, this time on both Pit and Viridi. They, well…. you know what happened. Ash hands Dark Pit 5 cookies.
"Thanks, I think you are the only Golden Guest that was nice to me."
"No prob."
"Anyway, We would like to thank PL for the date gun, you were right it did come in handy! We also thank all the Golden Guests for contributing to this story by sending in dares! Send in more! Its helps out with the story! This is all we have for right now, so send in dares! See you all next time!" Ayasaki and Elenia say.
Author's Note
True story at the beginning except without the following part and instead of me buying the newspaper it was my dad. When my dad bought the newspaper the dude slammed it into his hands and said 'F*ck you!' to my dad, my dad said the same thing back to him and left the store. I'm glad that some of you like the story. As always send in more dares!