Ayasaki and Elenia were chatting with each other while Lily was eating some of the pokepuffs that X gave.
"I'm surprised, people really like this story/show. More than 930 views." Elenia said while chuckling. Ayasaki grinned.
"Gotta thank the Creators out there who read about this truth or dare show. Though I don't think the others enjoy it as our Creators do." Ayasaki said while pointing to the smashers. They all were passed out and also bored of the hostesses boring chat.
"Anyway, you still buy newspapers from Miya's place?"
"Yeah, she said she was sorry about her cousin. She hopes it will not affect me buying from her store. As long as she doesn't put her cousin in charge of the shop again then I'm good. Anyway Lily what color ribbon would you like?" Lily pointed to a pink pokepuff. Ayasaki gently tied a pink translator ribbon onto her ear.
"Thank you! I can finally speak!" Lily said.
"No problem, now its time to start the show!"
"Lets do the intro."
"Welcome back to Smash Truth or Dare Creator Style! We are your hosts Ayasaki and Elenia! First returning Golden Guest is: DarkX the Dragon Knight!"
"Hi, everyone!" X shouted as she leaped from a tear in the fabric of space. After closing it, she continued, "I'm glad Lily enjoyed the Poké Puffs! Now, getting right to the point..."
TRUTHS:
Dr. Mario: How does it feel to be back in Smash after being rejected from Brawl?
Peach: Why is it that in the Mario games Bowser constantly kidnaps you and you rely on a PLUMBER to save you, yet in Smash Bros., you're able to send Bowser flying off the stage with things like a frying pan?
Sonic: Do you have feelings for anyone, Smash Bros. or otherwise?
DARES:
Lucario: I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT YOU LOST TO PRIMAL D! I, DARKX THE DRAGON KNIGHT, HEREBY GIVE TO YOU A COMPANION FOR YOUR REMATCH!
With that, X took out an Ultra Ball and threw it into the air. A large, red, dinosaur-like Pokémon appeared. This was Groudon, the Continent Pokémon.
"This is Jorraskivor. He's going help you take down Primal Dialga," X explained, then turned to Jorraskivor. "Now go, GO AND HELP THIS POKÉMON FULFILL THE GLORY HE MUST RECEIVE BY DEFEATING THE FORCES OF DARKNESS! Oh, and, don't eat him."
Kirby: Stand on top of this pile of food. Now, go ten hours without eating from it, and you can have TEN TIMES the amount of food here!
Ness: Watch "The Lady in Black" with Toon Link.
Wario: Stand in this vat of acid for the day. I know this seems cruel, but I hate you, so...
"Okay then! Now to go see if I can FINALLY kick this writer's block out the window!" X said, tearing open another rip in space with her sword and jumping through, then quickly resealing it.
"Its-a alright-a I guess-a."
"Smash Bros. logic and whatever I have in my dress while the Mario Bros. franchise just use the 'rescue the princess from villain' plot. I have no idea why they decided to make the heroine(Did I spell that right? The hero or protagonist not the drug!) a plumber."
"Er… no."
"Thank you X. So you're here to help?" Lucario asked Jorraskivor. The said pokemon nodded. Ayasaki teleported the duo to Primal Dialga. The results? The duo won.
"You played Omega Ruby?" Ayasaki asked X.
"Yeah." X responded.
"Cool. I played Alpha Sapphire, I was really unlucky when catching Kyogre. Had to reset the system more than 20 times, luckily I saved before fighting Kyogre and it took more than one day."
"Oh wow, that is really unlucky."
"Okay, I'm getting off topic. The next dare, Kirby sit atop a pile of food and don't eat it for 10 hours, if you do that you get ten times the amount." Kirby did his dare and got ten times the amount of food. Toon and Ness watched "The Lady In Black" After they were done watching the movie, they were really freaked out and paranoid. Ayasaki and Elenia, in protective gear pushed Wario into a vat of acid and held him there with chains that can't be broken or melted by acid.
"Next returning Golden Guest:PikaLoverNYA!"
"Hey! I found something in my closet! it was a missing part of the date gun! *takes date gun and fixes it then returns* According to the manual, if the date gun shot at young people then they will become a couple in the future and cannot deny that, if the date gun shot at the adults then instant blessing for their marriage, and if it shot at the boys then it will attracts Yaoi fangirls
Dare
To make this work shoot the date gun at these pairings:
-Dark Pit X Lucina
-FemRobin X Priam
-Shulk X MaleRobin
Chrom, you better remember what I warned you last chapter... Those Legendaries are supporting Dark Pit X Lucina
Pit, your reactions to Witch's house then play Misao
Sonic, Hatsune Miku is part of Sega so play Project Diva F 2nd and play all songs in extreme! make sure all of them are perfect
Ayasaki, since I told you the moves Lily has then try to command it to attack Lucario
Mario, you get to much attention so *kicks him to the orne chamber
Truths
Fox, since I told information about the missing part, would you like to join in with Krystal?
Cut characters, what do you think of the food in my restaurant?
Clone characters, what do you think about the buffet? it came from my restaurant
I forgot something! look into the manual to find how to use a switch to change the lovey dovey to normal date."
"Okay lets test it." Ayasaki said as she shot the said people in the dare with the date gun. After the ordeal Ayasaki had to reverse everything.
"Sorry PL but we can't have their babies in the mansion crying during the show and watching them 24/7!" She then turned to Chrom.
"You still not gonna ship them? I know how you feel but the Legendaries are shipping them and are gonna make more damage, a LOT more damage than pissed off cuccos." Chrom shuddered as he remembered when he was attacked by all the legendaries while running errands for The Creator/The Hostess Ayasaki.
"I.. still will not ship it!" Ayasaki sighed.
"Then you are shouting out for a death wish. Now Pit, you somehow beat The Witch's House?" Pit was shaking and had bags under his eyes but nodded.
"I saw all two endings. Had insomnia as well. I was screaming, and Ayasaki you were right, mostly EVERYTHING is trying to kill you. 'Viola' killed that cute little frog, and the frog was also a father! By the Gods and Goddesses that was terrifying. Its like everything you do is a trap! If you 'lend a hand' the chef will cut off your hand! Giant skulls, teddy bears, even tadpoles are trying to kill you! A purple legless girl will chase you, and you can choose one of 2 endings. If you choose the true ending, then you find out Ellen is in Viola's body while Viola is in Ellen's half dead body(Legs were cut off while eyeballs were gouged out), and Viola's dad will kill Viola(In Ellen's body) because he thought he saw a monster. That is also why the house is also trying to kill you but also giving you hints. Still terrifies me to no end after all those jump scares. And now another horror RPG?"
"Yes, but Misao is less scary. Though you will probably still flip out, I personally find Ib has more horror and jump scares than Misao. You probably won't get nightmares from this horror RPG." Pit sighs.
"Why only me? Why not someone else?"
"Only you because you seem to be the only one who would be scared by simple jump scares. Everyone else would sleep like a baby after finishing those games." Pit groaned and went to the 'Horror Game Room'.
"Elenia, is it almost done?" Ayasaki asked/shouted.
"Yeah! Only 1 more download... and its done! Sonic play the Project Diva stuff! You also have to get it all perfect!" Elenia said while shoving Sonic into the room.
"We'll check on him later, now Lily lets test your move set!"
"Okay!" Lily said.
"Sorry about this Lucario!" Lucario sighed and then nodded in understanding.
"Anyway Lily, Iron Tail!" Lily used Iron Tail on Lucario.
"You okay?" Ayasaki shouted to Lucario.
"I'm just fine. How about we just test the moves on my aura spheres?" Lucario said. Ayasaki nodded. Lucario shot an aura sphere into the air.
"Lily, use Electro Ball!" Lily shot an Electro Ball into the aura sphere, and it caused a mini explosion.
"Now use Volt Tackle!" Ayasaki summoned a dummy, and Lily hit it with her Volt Tackle. Lucario sent an aura sphere at Lily.
"Protect!" Lily used protect and shielded herself from harm. Mario was sent flying into the orne chamber courtesy of PL.
"Sure! I would love to!"
"It is top of the line food PL!"
"Same as what the cut smashers think." Ayasaki looked at the manual.
"'You have to press a switch on the side of the gun' Oh! There it is." Ayasaki said while pressing a switch that was at the side of the gun, the gun was changed to 'Date Mode'.
"Anyway, next Returning Golden Guest: ash the pokevenger!"
"my traumatic truths and maniac dares
truths: sonic, do you like amy? or you do yaoi with shadow
pikachu: ash know you are in the smash bros tournament?
sonic 2: do you hate me because of the chili-dogs?
pit: do you love phosphora?
dares: pikachu: make out with serena's fennekin is the answer of your question is yes
dark pit: here, -give him captain america shield- is a gift of the captain america, use it against your enemies, never broken :D
samus and wii-fit trainer: do yuri ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lucario: make out with a female lucario :)
"What the f*ck?! I'll stick with Amy any day!"
"Yeah."
"No, but I might start if you dare me to fight with Elenia or Ayasaki since they're gonna kick my ass."
"Oh gods no! Why would I like Phosphora?!"
"What?!" Pikachu yelled as he was shoved into a room with a date gunned Fennekin(Serena's). Ash handed a Captain America shield to Dark Pit.
"Its unbreakable." Ash said.
"Thanks. Another nice author, thank you all for showing me mercy!" Samus and Fem!Wii-fit tried to make a run for it, as they tried to run out of the mansion, they hit a rune barrier. Ayasaki smirked.
"Looks like the barrier is working! That was a great idea Elenia! Anyway, Date Gun!" Elenia nodded while chuckling as the 'darts' from the date gun hit them, Elenia pushed the two girls into a closet that also had a video cam in it.
"I'll send you the footage later Ash. Wait, you have a female form Lucario? Or is it just a running rumor that you're a girl?"
"Just a rumor." Ayasaki sighed and summoned the female Lucario then she date gunned the two and pushed them into a different closet also set with a camera.
"Footage will be sent once they're done?" Ash nodded.
"Next Returning Golden Guest: Lionwolf!"
"For the awesome hostesses a truth telling gun have fun with it!
Truths
Pit why can't you fly on your own
Mario why do you save Peach
Sonic how did you meet Tails
Dares
Shulk start a cooking show
Kirby eat King Dedede
Ness use Pk Fire on Falco
Ike call Samus a guy
"Personal thing-"
"He has a problem with his wings." Palutena said.
"Because then-a the-a fat-a turtle-a with take-a over-a the Mushroom Kingdom."
"I met Tails when he was 1 yrs. old after he fell of a nest or got kicked out of it. He said he was an orphan." Sonic explains. Shulk sighs and the aftermath of the show? 5 now empty fire extinguishers and a passed out Squirtle.
"Lets never do that again." The hostesses say at once while panting out of breath. The smashers groan and nod in agreement. Kirby ate Dedede and then spit him back out. Ness hit Falco with PK Fire.
"We're gonna have chicken tonight!" The smashers cheered in approval. Ike walked past Samus and said, "Hey Samus what up dude?" Samus then had a tic mark over her head and beat the s*it out of Ike.
"Next Golden Guest: Tsukuyomi! Welcome to the show!"
"Thank you. My truths and dares are:
Truths
Pit: Do you start to panic when Palutena wants to cook?
Dark Pit: What do you like about Lucina?
Yoshi: Do you like to eat spicy food?
Dares
Marth: Fight against Mega Rayquaza.
Zelda and Rosalina: Swap dresses for 5 minutes.
Shulk and Mewtwo: Play a round of chess. Winner gets to use the Home Run Bat on the loser.
"Truthfully? Yes. I'm sorry Lady Palutena!"
"Nothing except I'm not the only clone."
"Yes." Ayasaki teleports Marth to a pissed off Mega Rayquaza. She teleports to him and shouts, "Good Luck!" before teleporting back to her mansion. Zelda and Rosalina swapped dresses for 5 minutes and nothing happened. Shulk and Mewtwo play a round of chess. It took awhile but Mewtwo won. Mewtwo sent Shulk flying really fast that Sonic would be easily beat.
"Next Golden Guest: Guest! I'm not quite sure if he/she is the returning one or not."
"Truth:
Wolf: How long have you been rivals with Fox and when was the first time you founded the Star Wolf team?
Luigi: Why are you jealous of your brother?
Greninja: How do you like being a Smasher?
Dares:
Fox & Falco: Put on the rainbow-colored afros and sing the "Afro Polka Dot Circus" song
Wolf: Why don't you type your name and the word "blueberry"?
Peach: Try reading some fartfics about you farting"
"Basically almost my entire life"(Sorry I'm not sure how to answer this question because I didn't play the Star Fox games)
"What? I-I'm not jealous of my brother!"
"It's...Unique and pretty much okay, I guess. Despite all the craziness its kinda fun."
"Okay yeah we're skipping this since I'm to lazy to type." *Crash*
"Oh Come on! I just fixed that damn wall!" Ayasaki shouted. *Timeskip*
"Yeah okay, no. I accidently searched that when my hand slipped and frankly I don't want to see that ever again."
"No, just no. I already read one of them and almost gouged my eyes out." Ayasaki and Elenia forced them into the rooms with the images and fanfics ready.
"Next Golden Guest: Enker and Treble! Welcome back Returning Golden Guests!"
"Thanks. Fox: The button showed you Krystal getting hurt, didn't it? I feel sorry for you, friend. Here, have my phone, you can give her a call. It'll be OK.
Chrom: Who would you prefer to S-support Lucina? Dark Pit or Lucario?
Lucina: It's about time you had a say in this, Which of those two do you like the best?
Captain Falcon: Falcon Punch that button into OBLIVION!
"Um, no it showed me something much worse than that. Thanks for the phone though."
"You're gonna return that to the Golden Guest."
"What? Okay fine."
"I would S-support Lucario. I would choose none but that is not an option."
"Gotta admit Lucario is better than the dark angel. Dark Pit is just 'Doom and Gloom' like Pit has said/told me."
"Wait what?! No! I can't allow this!"
"Sorry Ayasaki but rules are rules. You have to have the dares run its course." Elenia said. Ayasaki sighed and nodded and reluctantly handed over the 'Panic Button'.
"Fal-"
"Can you do it without the sound effects?!" Ayasaki shouted. Falcon punched the button silently. After it shattered Ayasaki came over and took one of the pieces of the broken button and restored the 'Panic Button' with her powers.
"Anyway next Golden Guest: Anonymous!"
"Hello. My truths and dares are:
Truths:
Fox: How did you feel about Andross killing your dad?
Bowser: Since when did you have the habit of kidnapping Peach?
Falco: Why did you join the gang before you joined the StarFox team?
Mario: When was the first time you became a plumber?
Dares:
Fox: Give Wolf the taste of his own medicine by inflating him with a helium tank. You wanted revenge, don't you?
Sonic: Write down "Shadow is a loser!" on the wall and make sure that Shadow is the first one to see it
Wario: After Fox inflates Wolf and then the latter flies around and deflates on his own, fart on his face
Lucina: Type your name and "weight gain"
"I hate to admit this but I felt vengeful."
"I don't, I do it to piss off the plumber who can't plumb."
"To protect myself and earn some money."
"When I couldn't-a get-a job-a."
Fox grinned. "Thanks, Get your ass over here Wolf!" Wolf started to run, Fox chased him.
Sonic Spray painted 'Shadow is a Loser' on the wall and shoved him into the wall. Ayasaki made Sonic wash the paint but first taking a picture for Sonic to treasure with a extra copy for the Golden Guest. Ayasaki Locked Shadow in a room until he was calm again. Wolf was flying around the room until he deflated. Once he hit the floor Wario farted in his face, Wolf ran to a bathroom the rub the stink off his face. Ayasaki pushed Lucina into the room with the images ready. After that Lucina was, well… disturbed.
"Next Golden Guest: Guest! Still not sure if this is the same one."
"Truths:
Robin: How long have you known Chrom and Lucina?
Ike: Is it true that you consider chicken as your favorite food?
Ness: Since when did Porky become a spoiled brat?
Peach: Since when did you become a princess of the Mushroom Kingdom?
Dares:
Wario: Slip a slightly more powerful laxative into Wolf's favorite drink when he isn't looking
Wolf: After Wario sneaks the laxative in your favorite drink and runs away, drink that drink; if it works, then run to the bathroom and expect to have diarrhea
Fox and Peach: Swap outfits for 10 minutes
Lucario and Greninja: Do a Russian squat dance
Pikachu: Film Lucario and Greninja doing a Russian dance and upload it on YouTube
Sonic: Twerk like no one's watching"
"Practically all my life."
"Yes. I LOVE chicken."
"When he was born."
"When my mother died."
Wario did what he did he also farted into Wolf's Drink as well.
Wolf drank the drink and headed to bathroom where he knew diarrhea would take effect. Fox and Princess Peach swapped outfits. Fox tripped everytime he tried to move while Peach was doing fine in the suit.
"Jeez Peach how do move in this thing?!" Fox asked.
"This is a comfortable suit Fox. No Wonder how you're able to move so fast on the field."
After the 10 minutes are up they swapped outfits again. Lucario and Greninja did a russian squat dance while red-faced. Pikachu recorded it and posted it on youtube. It got more than one million hits in 5 minutes. In the comments section: "OMG I can't stop laughing at these two losers!" "They even have paper bags over their heads while doing this!" "I'm subbing for more of this stuff!" and a bunch more comments like those. Sonic did that and mind scarring happened luckily the hostesses and Golden Guests protected themselves with magical shades.
"Next Golden Guest: Anon!"
"Hey! Nice to meet you! My truths and dares are:
Truths:
Lucas: When and how did you meet Ness?
Fox: How did you feel when you first met Krystal?
Wario: Why do you hate Mario so much? Oh, and why do you fart all the time?
Wolf: What was your childhood like?
Dares:
Falco: Eat as many food as you can until you get extremely fat (yes, you damn bird, you really have to because I said so!)
Wii Fit Trainer: After Falco eats so much that he gets extremely fat, make him do lots of exercises
King Dedede: Film the Wii Fit Trainer making the obese Falco do lotsa exercises
Wolf: Put on Zelda's old dress (yes, the pink one from Ocarina of Time) for five minutes
Rosalina, Jigglypuff, Sheik, Greninja and Kirby: Watch at least one episode of "Married...With Children" (yes, you really have to watch the whole thing because I said so!)
"I meet Ness when I was welcomed into the Smash Mansion."
"Um, I'm not sure how to describe it but it was a nice feeling despite being on the battle field."
"He is always better than me at everything. When I eat I get gassy. Can I get some money?"
"No." Ayasaki said while glaring at him.
"Are you still mad that I blew up the side of your mansion? Get over it!"
"I CAN'T get over it because I was the one to fix the mansion not you and the smell is so horrendous that it would beat Dedede's diarrhea and that smell was a trending topic on twitter #WhatDatSmell?! . X can you melt the dude with your fire/dragon powers?"
"Sure." X lit Wario on fire and slammed him into the vat of acid.
"It was s*it."
"Here is the food. Eat up dude." Elenia said. Falco was forced to eat, if he was full the others had to force food down his throat. After that he was fat and Wii-Fit didn't allow him to be fat. She forced him to run 50 miles or more until he lost 154 pounds. Dedede filmed it and felt sorry for Falco. Wolf put on the dress.
"Jeez this thing is to tight!"
"Thats what she said!" Fox glared at the hostesses.
"Is that really necessary?"
"Yes. Anyway Sonic is done with the Project Diva dare a long time ago, and somehow got it all perfect. Though he says he reels like his fingers are numb. Anywho onto the next dare!"
"Wait what about the dress?!"
"So? What about it? Atleast you're not watching the show. You only have to wear the dress for 4 more minutes." Ayasaki said as she readied the machines. Elenia forced the dared smashers into the machines.
"These machines are electrical chairs. If you fall asleep in them it'll zap you awake. Literally." The unfortunate smashers were zapped awake more than 24 times. Thats why when the smashers came out of that room they had charred marks everywhere on their body and their hair looked worse than the super saiyans hair and man they have bad hair that goes all over the place.
"Next Golden Guest: A Mary-Sue-Hater! Welcome!"
"Thanks. My dares and truths are:
Truths:
Samus: Since when did you start fighting Ridley
Dark Pit: Why is it that you hate being called "Pittoo"?
Lucario: If you get pitted in a battle against Mewtwo in the actual Super Smash Bros. game, what would you do?
Shulk: Since when your quote of "I'm really feeling it!" become an internet meme
Fox: When your parents were still alive, how close were you to them?
Dares:
Wolf and Fox: Try to sing along to an opera song called "Largo al Factotum" as a sing-off contest; the winner gets to see the Nicki Minaj music video called "Anaconda" with Falco whereas the loser has to fight the Great Mighty Poo from Conker's Bad Fur Day (yeah, face to face)
Bowser Jr.: Film Fox and Wolf challenging each other to an opera-singing contest
Falco: After Fox and Wolf challenge each other to an opera-singing contest and one of said contestants wins, watch the Nicki Minaj music video called "Anaconda" with said winner
Wario and Ganondorf: Play the Cho Aniki ("Super Big Brother" in Japanese) fighting game and tell me what you think after that
Palutena: Play Conker's Bad Fur Day and face Experiment and Little Girl. Oh, and you really have to, no matter how frightening it gets
Dark Pit: Have Bowser Jr. give you a camcorder so you can film Palutena's reaction to said boss from Conker's Bad Fur Day
Lucina: Take a picture of said reaction
"Ever since he killed my family."
"Its an annoying nickname. It also reminds me that I'm a clone of that dorky idiot thats somehow always cheerful."
"Challenge Mewtwo again."
"I don't know. Probably when some crazy internet fan made it into one."
"I was very close to my parents."
The sing off between two rivals. The winner was Wolf, Fox was teleported to face his doom. Wolf and Falco were teleported to the room with the video while Bowser Jr. uploaded the video footage to the internet. Once the video started playing the two smashers started screaming and shouting. They couldn't get out because when Wolf tried to get up and leave the seats chained them into place. After the video 2 minds were scarred again. Wario and Ganondorf played Cho Aniki. After the game the ran all around the mansion screaming about their sanity and how it was ruined by the hostesses. Said two hostesses looked offended.
"That game is so f*cked up!" Wario and Ganon said. Palutena played all three games and she found it amusing how she didn't get scared. Dark Pit filmed her boring reaction. Lucina took a picture of that said reaction.
"Next Golden Guest: PrincessKatniss02!"
"God this is SO FREAKING FUNNY. I especially like the use of two of my OTPs in this.(DarkPitxLucina and AshxSerena) Now, here are some of my truths and dares.
Truths:
Bowser: Are the Koopalings your kids?
Samus: What do you think of the millions of guys people ship you with?
Mr. Game and Watch: How does it feel like to be the oldest person in the Mansion?
Dares:
All Pokemon: Watch Pokemon XY 059 and react to it.
Wolf: Go on a date with Fox. (Evil smirk)
Lucas: Play Five Nights at Freddy's and tell everyone else how it was.
Duck Hunt Dog: Try to eat Falco.
Dark Pit and Lucina: Read my fanfic "Probably the Best Blind Date Ever" and react to it.
"Yes."
"They're all douchebags."
"Eh? I'm the oldest guy?"
"Yeah. You're only a few months older than Pacman."
"Then, I guess its alright."
The Pokemon reacted to the episode, they all thought it was pretty cute most of them thought it was a bit too mushy.
"Oh f*ck no! I'm out!" Wolf said. Fox locked himself into a closet. Ayasaki just date gunned them and then teleported them to a restaurant. Lucas played Five Nights At Freddy's. Lets just say his reaction was screaming in terror and almost breaking the computer.
"It was horrifying! Weird robot animal things were trying to kill me!" Lucas said and started to cry. He clung to Ayasaki's side. Ayasaki comforted him and calmed him down a bit and told him that it was just a game and nobody is trying to kill him.
"Duck Hunt try to eat Falco." Falco wide eyed ran for his life as the dog chased him while drooling. Lucina and Dark Pit read the fanfic. Their reaction? Them running out of the room to a closet to protect themselves from anymore dares.
"Hey, thanks for enjoying and reading about this show! We're glad you think this is funny. I've been told in real life that I don't have a sense of humor though, so thanks! Anyway thats all we have for today! Join us next time in Smash Truth or Dare Creator Style! Remember to send in more dares and also Happy Valentines Day!"