"Welcome back to Smash Truth or Dare Creator Style! We are your hosts Ayasaki and Elenia! We take your dares that you PM and review and force the smashers to do them! The First Returning Golden Guest on the list is: ash the pokevenger!"
"ok the next dares are
truths: megaman: where is your sister?
shulk: do you love fiora?
dark pit: the truth is I can kick a** with you..., can you be my sidekick?
falco: ike tries to eat you?
dares: ike: eat falco, if you can, but you can't use your powers
falco: you can use your powers, but can't exit the scenario
ayasaki: and my video?
peach: kiss mario
"I have a sister?"
"Yes but probably in a alternate universe."
"Um...erm… maybe." Shulk admitted red-faced.
"What? No, like I said I'm not gonna be anyone's servant!"
"You technically are Viridi's servant and what Ash technically means is can you be his buddy and helper, not 'do my every beck and call' kind of thing."
"Yeah, Ike for some reason tries to eat me." Ike's eyes lit up as he tied Falco up with rope and started to prepare and cook Falco.
"Damn It! Why do yo- mph?!" Ike duct taped his mouth.
"Oh your video? Here." Ayasaki handed Ash a disc.
"The footage is in that disc." She said. Ash nodded. Peach kissed Mario on the cheek.
"Next Returning Golden Guest: PikaLoverNYA!"
"Uh... I haven't see the Yaoi fangirls and no babies, just as a manual said, just lovey dovey... but the effects remain despite reversing them... I noticed Male Robin has been abducted by a certain assassin (if you play Inotia 4 then you get the idea)...but anyway
Dares
switch to lovey dovey mode and shoot at Snake and Capt. Falcon in front of Samus
Chrom oh Chrom, still not accepting eh? too bad because you've been haunted by Legendaries!
Dark Pit, By the power of the ultimate wishes, I make you a single person! You won't die whenever Pit dies
Pit, reaction to Misao then play Ib
Sonic, tell everyone about PD F2nd but not negative since I'm a Vocaloid Fan
Luigi, you get a ticket to my popular salon
Fox said yes then shoot at him and Krystal
Truths
Lucario, is it true that you love chocolates?
After you saw the scene, Are you happy now Samus?
Kirby, have you ever inhale a black hole?
That is all."
"The manual said something about marriage and I panicked, since once usually after marriage, you know what happens and then BLAM! Babies will be in my mansion wailing during the showing having to be looked after 24/7. Also the runes protecting and guarding the smashers from escape from their dares, prevent the yaoi fangirls from coming into the mansion." Ayasaki said while date gunning Capt. Falcon and Snake.
"I'm still not gonna do it!"
"Seriously? Dude you're being hunted and haunted by the legendaries, hell you haven't even slept for days!" That was true. Chrom has been hunted down and haunted by all the legendaries. He has nightmares every night because of darkrai while the other legendaries hunt him down and constantly burns,freeze,zap,blast, and well you get the gist. Chrome has a lot of injuries from the legendaries, he also has dark bags under his eyes from lack of sleep.
"I'm surprised you're really persistent about this ship."
"Of course I am! This is a ship with my daughter and that fallen angel! Wouldn't you be like this if this happened with your child?!"
"Uh, yeah about that, I don't even have a child so I don't know what you mean." Ayasaki said bluntly.
"Frankly I'm getting tired of this argument. Accept the ship or your daughter goes bye-bye." Ayasaki says as she holds a dagger to Lucina's throat. Lucina's weapon was secretly taken away by Elenia. Chrom took a step back, and looked nervous and also looked like he was gonna kill.
"Fine…. I-I accept t-the s-s-ship. Are you happy now?!"
"Yes." Ayasaki said as she let go of Lucina.
"Now legendaries will stop hunting you down as they will stop breaking the side of my mansion and burn the living room down again."
"Thank You! Now I can just kill Pit-stain and make myself the only Pit around here!" Ayasaki glared at Dark Pit, "You will not be killing anyone, if you do then I will kill you."
"Ayasaki you were right Misao was less horrifying but it was mind scarring. Gods what is wrong with that teacher?! He raped and killed Misao! He cut her up and hid her arms in his desk! He is a mental psychopath! Now a more scarier game? Ib was it, wasn't that the game that you mentioned before?"
"Yeah its a good game but has more jump scares, action, and horror it also has a wonderful storyline if you get the good ending. Probably my favorite Horror RPG game out of all of them." Pit sighed then walked over to the horror game room.
"Its not bad but I got tired of the songs since I had to redo them over and over again."
"Er, T-Thank You-a PL." Ayasaki shot Fox and Krystal with the date gun. She then pushed them into a different room.
"Yeah, I like chocolate."
"Yes, very."
"No."
"Next Returning Golden Guest: DarkX the Dragon Knight!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" X shouted out of nowhere as she entered the room. "WHY IS WRITER'S BLOCK SO ANNOYING!? I still haven't figured out what to do for my story...well, maybe doing some dares will help me."
TRUTHS:
Meta Knight: How did you get Galaxia?
Follow-up question: Did I spell Galaxia right?
Charizard: You have two Mega Evolutions. How come you can only use your Pokémon X Mega Evolution?
Samus: Can you explain how the Morph Ball works?
DARES:
Charizard and Lucario: Have a Mega Evolution battle!
Bowser Jr. and Yoshi and Kirby: Have a jousting match on Sky Pillar! Kirby, you'll be riding on Yoshi, and Jr., you're not allowed to use any of your weapons except for your go-kart attack and a spear. Have fun!
Snake: Wear a tutu for three days!
"HEY, I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA!" X roared. She then transformed into her Dragon Form, jumped through the ceiling, and flew off to an unknown location.
"Me and Garlude were sent to a location to retrieve Galaxia. We had to fight a monster to get it but we met our match. Garlude sacrificed her life to retrieve Galaxia, she tossed Galaxia over to me and hit the floor dead as I ran from the demon beast injured with a heavy heart. Also yes you did spell Galaxia correctly."
"The Mega X form looks cooler and better than Y."
"Its kinda like when you tuck into a ball and roll." Lucario and Charizard battled in their mega evolution form. Winner? Lucario won because he was able to knock Charizard off the field though he was at 119%. Charizard was at 97%. Sky Pillar battle! Winner is: Kirby Congratulations!
"Wait what?! I'm suppose to be going on a mission in 1 day and I'm suppose to wear a tutu out on the battle field?!"
"Yes." Ayasaki said as she switched Snake's clothes with a tutu.
"Next Golden Guest: Guest!"
"Hey, my truths and dares are:
Truths:
Mario: When did you and your brother meet Yoshi?
Sonic: When did you meet Amy? And what do you like about her?
Lucario: How did you become a Smasher and how is your life as one?
Dares:
Fox, Falco and Peach: Listen to a Nightwish song called "Cadence of Her Last Breath" and tell me what you think after that (seriously, this is one of my favorite Nightwish songs of all time)
Sonic: Play paintball with Shadow
Lucina: Play Bomberman 64 and face the ice spider thing (yes, you have to, no matter how creepy it seems)
Wolf: Film Lucina's reaction to said boss fight
Pit and Dark Pit: Swap outfits for 5 minutes
Zelda: Play Rayman 2 and face Jano, after that, choose the "Yes, I want the treasure" option
Palutena: Take a picture of Zelda's reaction to Rayman being obese after she chooses said option
"Me and Luigi were taking care of Yoshi's egg and then he hatched thats how we met Yoshi."
"I'm not really sure, its been a long time since we met really."
"Its mostly quite crazy around the Smash Mansion I don't especially love the room I'm next to. My next door smashers are Fox and Wolf. My room sometimes gets huge holes because of their fights. One day I just got a letter inviting me to the next Smash Tournament, so I decided to go join."
"Its pretty good."
"Really? I need to play paintball with faker?"
"You're the faker!" Shadow shot a paintball at sonic it burst an orange color on his arm.
"Oh it is on Shadow!" Sonic yelled as he shot a blue paintball at Shadow. Lucina battled the creepy spider thing with a bored emotion. Wolf filmed it while yawning, the hostesses yawned to while glaring at Ganondorf and Link. The two decided to have an all out brawl in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. The two hostesses almost killed them for that reason, Ayasaki almost ripping Ganon's heart and organs out while Elenia almost broke all of Link's bones in his body. Pit and Dark Pit swapped outfits, you could tell them apart easily though.
"Huh? Alright." Zelda said as she chose the "Yes" option. Zelda looked shocked and disturbed a bit while Palutena took the picture at best timing.
"Next Golden Guest: HueGod!" Elenia silently read the dares, she also read some of the others and then groaned.
"Looks like the smashers will be getting some justice on their side today."
"I got three dares not truths
Dark Pit: love you dude but you have to spend 2 hours in a closet of lucina's baby pictures. And to make up for it, use the date gun on the hostesses!
Wario: Wear the tightest leotard the hostesses can find
Pit: Date Palutena...
For a month MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Also you must kiss her 16 times a day. On the lips. French kiss."
"Wait me and her have kids?!" Ayasaki slams Dark Pit into a closet with his and Lucina's baby's pictures. After two hours, Ayasaki finally lets him out, Dark Pit literally runs out and looks like he has Insomnia.
"This is revenge for that thing." Dark Pit says as he fires the Date gun's bullets at the hostesses, though he only fired one for each hostess. Dark Pit was shaking so badly he dropped the gun, Elenia caught it. Ayasaki was nearby Dark Pit, so she leaned in looking like she was about to kiss him but instead of a kiss he got a punch to the face.
"It didn't affect you?! But the dart hit your neck!"
"No smartass, the dart hit the hood of my sweater instead of my neck. And did you really think that the darts would actually affect me and Elenia? The Date Gun was made for the lovey dovey pairings not for your sick amusement." Ayasaki handed Wario the tightest leotard she could find. Wario wore it in discomfort and it looked like it could snap and break at any moment. Pit and Palutena paled when they read the dare.
"Do we really have to go through with this?" Pit asked wide eyed and with terror in his voice.
"Yes." Pit looked like he was about to get a heart attack while Palutena ran into a room and locked herself in it. Ayasaki teleported into the room and put an in love Pit into the room and sealed the room with her runes.
"We'll see if their pairing works out or not. Next Returning Golden Guest: Spirit of Writing!"
"This was the best chapter ever. You are the Ayasaki, your reward is Truths and Dares.
Mario: do you remember Geno from super Mario RPG?
Sonic: how do you feel about Knuckle Sonic Boom version? and so many people dislike Amy from the original games (I like and played on the Shatter Crystal 3ds game).
most of the female smash characters: have you seen the fanarts of being fat, inflated, and turning into a blueberry?
Dares yay!
Sonic: let Amy dressed you up like Hatsune Miku and sing His World.
Samus: eat this wonka gum(sorry but this is for fun. No hard feeling okay.)
Pit: go hangout with my favorite characters Terra from Kingdom hearts at the hot spring and he we'll teach you how to be strong.
Fox: try to watch Another the anime.
Falco: Eat the riceball(Animal fact: birds can not eat rice sense it will cause inflation)
Mario: run away from a Sharknado(it came from a horrible movie)
Have fun :)"
"Yes-a"
"He is alright. A bit dumb but still pretty helpful."
"Yes."
"WHAT?! MORE VOCALOID S*IT?!" Ayasaki punched Sonic's head and handed him over to Amy.
"Go Hatsune Miku crazy on him alright?" Amy nodded. After 10 minutes of screaming Sonic came out all Hatsune Miku-ized. He began to sing 'His World'. Once he was done he ran off the stage to take off the outfit and make up.
"I'll forgive you because if thats the only way to stop Ayasaki's glaring then I'll forgive you!" Samus chewed on the wonka gum, and inflated into a big Samus-berry.
"Meeting one of Spirit's favorite characters huh? Wonder how that'll work out." The aftermath: Pit became stronger while gaining a new friend.
"So see you next tuesday?" Terra nodded.
"Really thats all?" After a couple episodes:"This anime is f*cked up! And what is up with all the death?!"
"I have no idea, but I might watch the anime. Anyway Mario run away from Sharknado. While Falco eat a rice ball." Mario gulps while running like wind as the man-eating sharks chase him. Falco eats a rice ball but nothing happens.
"Falco has eaten a rice ball before, and it never inflated him so he must be immune to it." Falco nodded at Elenia's statement.
"Next Returning Golden Guest: Lionwolf!"
*crashes tru ceiling* "I'm never going Metroid wind-surfing again sorry about the ceiling but I got more truths and dares. Oh and I though Lily should have another friend so here's a Mudkip."
Truths
Sonic if you could chose one female character from your franchise to join ssb who would it be.
Mr G&W when you bleep does it mean cursing
Dares
Kirby play five nights at Freddy's 2
Shulk film his reaction
Sonic say you're too slow at Link
Pit switch bodies with Dark Pit for 10 hours
"Aww, Thanks Lion! Lily meet your new friend… Hus! Kudos to you if you know where I got the name! Sorry about bringing you out here though." Ayasaki said with a frown while gently cradling Lily in her arms/hands.
"I-Its okay, its not your fault I got a fever." Lily said in a whisper. Ayasaki grabbed a small blanket and wrapped it around Lily. Hus looked at Lily with confusion and worry. Elenia frowned while growling at one of the lumas. One had got a cold and passed it to Lily as well as for the poor pichu to also gain a fever.
"Lets get you back to bed. Elenia could you continue the show for me?" Elenia nodded as Ayasaki went towards a room.
"Hello Hus. Could you come here?" Hus nodded and went over to Elenia and allowed himself to be picked up. The smashers noticed the tension in the room and just did the dares without refusal.
"I guess Blaze, she a cool character right?"
"Um, no."
"Oh god this is gonna be bad." Kirby walked to the Horror Games Room. Pit got lucky this one time. Shulk followed Kirby into the room with a video camera.
"You're too slow!" Sonic that day got shot in the face with 5 arrows and also got blown up by a bomb and ended up in the medical section of the mansion. Pit and Dark Pit swapped bodies when Ayasaki was done putting Lily back to bed.
"I gave Lily the medicine she should get better in a couple days." Elenia nodded and handed to Ayasaki, Hus.
"Next Returning Golden Guest: Enker and Treble!"
"Truths-
ROB: what is your power source?
Shulk: have you ever had a vision of yourself having a vision?
Dares-
Lucario and Lucina: Go and 'get busy' somewhere private
Authors: forward time by a few months to show us the result.
Mega Man: replace your power reactor with Pikachu.
Kirby: Use inhale to copy something weird."
"Infinite batteries, wires, and electricity."
"Um, no this isn't inception." *Crash* Ayasaki glared at Shulk.
"What?!"
"Do you have to fix that?"
"...No."
"Then stop complaining!"
After the ordeal of the broken fourth wall, Ayasaki date gunned both of them and teleported them somewhere else as she knew Chrom would bust down the room door. She then forwarded time and they have a child. She then reversed time before they did that. Mega Man did that but it didn't work out that well, the hostesses had to fix him up and charge up Pikachu with electricity. Kirby inhaled a lamp and became Lamp Kirby.
"Next Golden Guest: our savior!"
"dares Crom and Robin destroy the date gun permanently
dark pit kill mario with your magic
link pointlessly try to finish mass
effect 1,2 and 3 with a romance option finished no deaths on suicide mission try not to cry during the final mission on tuchanka
sorry about this bowser eat pit
gannon force lightning to link now.
Robin and lucinia for the love of naga get married and bring morgan into the fic please!
truth ganondorf who has a harder time you or bowser
bowser do you think you should be nerfed?
luigi why aren't you the star of nintendo?
one more dare ganondorf flame choke waluigi."
Ayasaki tossed in the date gun while weeping. Robin and Chrom destroyed it while apologizing to the weeping hostess.
"It was a dare!" They both said to Ayasaki. Dark Pit killed Mario with his weapon instead.
"I can't use magic."
"This is gonna make me have all-nighters." Link said as he went the 'Game Room'. Bowser first blew fire on Pit then ate Pit.
"Hey green-haired goddess you were right about the barbecue wings!" Almost all smashers went to a bathroom to either bleach their eyes or throw up. Ganon summoned lightning onto Link.
"No!" Robin and Lucina yelled red-faced.
"Aww man I really wanted that to happen but I will bring Morgan into this fic." *Poof*
"Where am I? Robin is that you?!" Morgan yelled.
"Probably Bowser, because he is always defeated by that plumber."
"Yeah, no."
"Because-a I'm not-a the most-a loved-a."
Ganon flame choked Waluigi, the guy(Waluigi) ended up in medical section with Sonic.
"Next Golden Guest: Anonymous!"
"I seriously can't stop laughing at these existing dares!
Truths:
Wolf: Were you ever close to your parents/family? As for your eye-patch thing, how did you get it?
Ganondorf: Why do you kidnap Zelda all the time?
Meta-Knight: In the games, were you either a villain or an anti-hero?
Lucas: When was the first time you met Porky?
Lucina: How are you related to Marth?
Pikachu: What do you think of Serena cutting her hair short?
Dares:
Fox, Diddy Kong and Falco: Read "Super Smash Vore: Fox's New Move" together
Peach: Play one Crash Bandicoot game and face Ripper Roo
Donkey Kong: Take a picture of Princess Peach's reaction to said boss fight
Palutena: Film said reaction
Wolf: Play "South Park: Chef's Luv Shack" and check out the "Pressure Round" thing from that game (yeah, that one about Cartman having a huge drill going into his ass)
Sonic: Read this one fanfic called "Amy Rose's Big Butt Farting" with Shadow together
"Uh, yeah I kind of was close to them. Eyepatch? Oh, you must be talking about my mechanical eyewear, this thing allows me to communicate with my team. I got from some recruit."
"To piss of the blonde girly elf."
"Depends, but I think its the first option."
"I met him when I battled him with my friends at the 100th floor."
"I am the Hero King's descendant."
"Doesn't really matter to me, the girl is still pretty."
The said three smashers were shoved into the room with the fanfic. When Peach had the first look at Ripper Roo, her face looked so funny it is difficult to explain, only thing that happened, everyone was on the floor dieing of laughter. After reviewing the footage and picture, this has made everyone roll in fits of more laughter for more than 10 minutes, everyone except Peach herself. Elenia kicked Wolf into the room with the game ready, and locked the door from the outside. Sonic and Shadow were forced to read the fanfic. It took awhile to calm them down, since they have been screaming for the past 2 hours.
"Next Returning Golden Guest: Anon!"
"Truths:
Duck Hunt: How long have you been hunting together?
Mario: Which was your first job? Plumber or doctor?
Rosalina: How old were you when you lost your mom? And really, how did you learn to care for Lumas on your own?
Diddy: How did you feel about Banjo and Conker being scrapped from the Diddy Kong Racing series (I meant the sequel(s))?
Bowser: How did you conceive Bowser Jr.?
Red: Since when did the "Gary (Mother)fucking Oak" meme started and got popular?
Dares:
Falco and Rosalina: Swap outfits for 20 minutes
Fox and Wolf: Watch that Family Guy episode about Peter fighting the chicken guy named Ernie and react to it (yes, you really have to watch the whole thing because I said so!)
Sonic: Watch that Harry Potter clip about Harry inflating Aunt Marge tell me what you think of it
Mario, Palutena, Samus, Captain Falcon, Mr. Game & Watch, King Dedede and Lucina: Do a Can-Can
Ike: Film the Can-Can and upload it into YouTube
Pit: Take a picture of them doing the Can-Can
"Practically all of our lives."
"Plumber."
"I'm not sure, I just taught myself to take care of each and everyone of the lumas."
"I felt pretty bad for Banjo, he didn't deserve it."
"I conceive my kid?"
"How should I know? I didn't make the meme did I?" Falco groaned while Rosalina didn't complain. Wolf taunted Falco while Peach complimented Rosalina for the nice battle outfit look. Fox and Wolf watched the Family Guy episode, Fox was a bit disturbed while Wolf was amused by the violence.
"Its weird yet awesome in a way." The three smashers did the can-can, and Ike and Pit filmed while taking pictures. Once the show was over they were never gonna hear the end of it.
"Next Golden Guest:jhon arbukle!"
"dares
sonic run into a wall repeatedly
gannon stab link through the back with your lightsaber
android with eyepatch you know what to do kill diddy kong
truths
female robin how do you feel about chrom and don't lie or I will destroy you
Me give hostesses a portal gun now authors trap donkey kong in an infinite portal and trap ike too."
Sonic ran into a wall repeatedly because of Ayasaki's author powers. Ganon stabbed Link in the back with the lightsaber.
"Uhhhh, which android with the eyepatch? But I'll let Diddy be killed?" Ayasaki says while stabbing Diddy.
"Chrom is just a friend to me."
"Thank You! Now than Elenia you ready?"
"Yeah! Lets do this!" Elenia shot a portal on the ceiling while Ayasaki shot one on the ground, she then threw a giant pile of bananas into the infinite portal, DK ran into the portal screaming something about his bananas and you can see him continuously fall into the portal each time.
"Hey Ike want chicken?" Elenia asked as she twirled a bucket of KFC in her hand. Ike started to drool and ran towards her. Elenia dropped the chicken into the infinite portal.
"Chicken!" Ike had screamed while running and jumping into the portal.
"Next Returning Golden Guest: PrincessKatniss02!"
"Wow, this was FUNNY! Now let me submit more dares and truths:
Truths:
Palutena: Do you really see Pit as a friend?
All villains: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate your respective hero?
Assist Trophies: How much do you wish you were playable?
Fox and Wolf: As an apology for making you two date, I give you each 10 pounds of beef jerky.
Dares:
Sonic: Tell PAC-MAN you love him.
Shulk: Make out with Lucario.
Falco: Play the video game "I Am Bread"
Pit: Have a camera to tape Falco's reaction.
All kids: Play the video game "Can Your Pet"?"
"Yes."
"10." All villains grumble.
"All of us wish to be playable."
"Thanks." Fox and Wolf say as Princess hands them the jerky.
"I er… love you like a brother Pac!" Sonic says to Pacman.
"Looks like Sonic found a loophole~" Ayasaki said, while date gunning Shulk and Lucario, as Elenia pushed them into a room for a little privacy, and to protect the younger kids innocence.
"Wait! Didn't we destroy that thing?!" Robin and Chrom yell.
"No, you destroyed a fake. When our savior said for you destroy the date gun she/he didn't say a specific 'date gun' so we threw in a fake 'date gun'." Ayasaki said while ignoring the glares coming from Chrom and Robin.
"Great. Is this a horror game? 'Cause it kinda sounds like one, the kind that drives you insane."
"Falco 'I am bread' game is not a horror game, this game will get you a bit mad but it won't give you nightmares." Falco grumbled as he and Pit went into the Game Room. Most of kids played it because "Curiosity killed the cat" and apparently they have heard about the game and played it. Poor Lucas got dragged into it, after a couple days he got better.
"Meh alright lets go!" The kids went into the Horror Game Room.
"If they get hurt or scared in anyway I'm roasting you for my next meal, Got it hostess?" Bowser said as he grabbed Ayasaki by the collar of her shirt.
"No promises. Also-" Ayasaki shocked Bowser with electricity," Don't you know you shouldn't do that to an author who can kick your ass without even trying?" Ayasaki finished while looking at a charred reptil-Bowser, as crackles of electricity ran up and down her arm. Every Smasher in the room backed away from the hostess after she had said that. Kid's reactions:
o-o-o-o
Bowser Jr: This is booooring! This game is definitely for 5yr. olds! *After a couple minutes* Is that a bike? Oh well whatever, *clicks on bike and pet drops to a slicer as Jr. blinks to process what happened and smiled then laughed* WOOOOO! Best game ever!
Earthbound and Ice climbers: *Plays* This is really boring, let's never play this again.
Toon Link:*Already knows what happens and clicks on the bike while watching his pet named cucco drop to his doom* This is for all the damage you've have caused.
Larry:*Plays the game with a poker face* -When the bike appears Larry looks at the bike- I have a bad feeling about that bike. *Sees his pet become chopped up by slicers* I WAS RIGHT! *After the credits Larry's pet gets put into a can* oh, thats why its Can Your Pet, its a pun for a title.
Roy:*Sees his pet being killed* Oh well whatever, it wasn't even real so why should I care?
Wendy:*Sees her pet: Wendy Jr. Being killed* NO! WENDY JR.!
Iggy:*Watches as his pet turns into uncooked chicken and laughs* GREATEST GAME EVER!
Morton:*Watches his pet die with a poker face* This would be an excellent prank
Lemmy:*Watches his pet die* Oh wow I just killed my own pet *laughs*-After credits- and also a pun in the title
Ludwig:*Watches with surprise on his face as his pet gets put into a can* Oh wow, I did not see that coming, I thought this was just a dumb little kid game but plot twist: this is game is darker than it seems, literally
After the game
"Alright next Golden Guest: Legs of god!"
"dare
bowser eat megaman for lunch
ganondorf flame choke everyone you can get your hands on
luigi epic rap battle vs tails
sonic battle pac-man
palutena laser everything
truth
dark pit are you evil or an antihero
bowser do want to eat all of the evil devices except one of your choice
ganondorf are you really evil cause it doesn't seem right.
pit tell me the truth did you really get laid by a goddess?
snake if you could do a codex call on one of the newcomers who would it be?"
*Bowser roasts Mega Man and starts to eat him* "This is practically just wire and oil! This is disgusting!" Bowser said as he spat Mega Man out. Ayasaki sent him over to the medical section of her flame choked almost every smasher, he stayed away from the super OP smashers and the hostesses and Golden Guests because he would die if he attacked them.
"Sorry gotta timeskip. I'll tell you the results though." *Timeskip*
"The winner is both of them! It was a tie!" Sonic battled Pacman, the winner? Pacman!
"Mega Laser!" Palutena lasered everything except the Golden Guests and Hostesses.
"I'm definitely anti-hero."
"No idea what you're talking about but I'd probably say no to that question/truth."
"Er...It technically depends really, but you could think if I'm a villain or not, its your opinion really."
"No!"
"I guess the Goddess or the wielder of the Monado, those two seem to be interesting and difficult opponents."
"Next Golden Guest: the truth!"
"dares
bowser sing tiny dancer
ganondorf sing brown eyed girl
everyone listen to your brains by john culton
pit sing greenbird from cowboy bebop
dark pit kill a bunch of fangirls
truths
mario can you dance the safety dance?
pit are you related to brad pitt?
lucina what does Robin do in his spare time?
Robin do you and lucinia "blow off steam together"?
"Okay I'm sorry but I can't do the song ones thats why were are skipping them." Ayasaki said as she forwarded time. Dark Pit tried to kill some fangirls but he couldn't because he couldn't even land a scratch on them, and they literally tore through him.
"Um-a no-a."
"No! I'm not related to Brad Pitt in anyway!"
"Robin either trains or talks with Chrom."
"NO!" Robin yelled red-faced.
"Next Golden Guest: Anonymous!"
"Truth(s):
Luigi: How do you feel about being in your brother's shadow?
Link: When did you first meet Zelda?
Kirby: If King Dedede doesn't like you, then why are you still nice to him and everyone else?
Mewtwo: How did you feel about coming back to Smash as a DLC character?
Dare(s):
Lucina, Chrom, Shulk, Marth, Palutena, Bowser, Bowser Jr., two Robins, Dark Pit, Duck Hunt, Rosalina, Wii Fit Trainer, Villager, Captain Falcon and Greninja: Head to the Russian nightclub of some sort and react to it
Fox, Wolf and Falco: Sing "Mr. Brightside" by The Killers (Yes, you really have to!)
Lucario: Film said trio singing and upload it to YouTube
Young Link: Dress as a punk rocker for 30 minutes
Toon Link: Take a picture of Young Link dressed as a punk rocker
Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Pichu, Squirtle, Ivysaur and Charizard: Watch Pokemon XY Episode 060 and react to Serena cutting her hair and changing her outfit."
"I don't-a mind-a."
"I'm not quite sure really." (Zelda was part of the royal family right?)
"I feel like its a nice thing to do and its also how I act in the smash mansion. Also I know that Dedede doesn't like me but I still try to be friends with him."
"Its alright."
As the said smashers head into a russian nightclub, they all had a feeling that everything will go bad. Once they entered their faces darkened while also looking a bit disturbed.
"This is so f*cked up." Dark Pit stated and all the other smashers with him agreed. It was like a stripper club with a mixture of homos and lesbians (Okay I honestly have no idea what is inside a russian nightclub so i searched up some images and that is kinda what I found/ what I'm describing, sorry if I'm wrong or anything but you can't blame me, I'm not russian and never been to a russian nightclub) As the smashers were going to leave they were grabbed from behind.
"Looks like we have more guests! Come join us and have a drink!" A person from the nightclub said as she dragged them over to where a giant crowd were hanging around.
"AYASAKI HELP US!" The smashers screamed.
*Timeskip*
"Sorry but I'm lazy but you want the footage? *holds up disc*. Now Young Link go Punk!" YL groaned and went to a bathroom to go change into the punk clothes. When he was done he came out of the bathroom in the punk clothes. As soon as YL came out of that bathroom a flash stunned him for a few seconds.
"What the-?! Toon Link!" YL growled,"Can I take this crap off now?!"
"No 'cause 30 minutes isn't up yet, and watch your tone YL, I can easily send you an early painful death during show time." YL gulped and nodded, he had seen what the two hostesses had done to his older form from another time period and his main enemy that was also from another time period.
"Mud?(Huh?)"
"Don't worry about it Hus." Ayasaki and Elenia said.
"NOOOO! WHY DID SHE CUT HER HAIR?!" Pikachu,Charizard,Squirtle,Ivysaur,and Pichu screamed.
"Er…The next Golden Guest is: 50 Shades of Red!"
"Dare(s)
Peach, Zelda, Palutena, Fox, Wario and Snake: Do a ballet dance (tutus are optional)
Rosalina: Film said six dancing like ballerinas and upload it into YouTube
Wolf: Watch that Family Guy episode about Peter Griffin coming home with very bad breath and react to it (you must especially react to Peter breathing on Meg)
Falco: Sing "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers
Wario and Mr. Game & Watch: Watch "The Ostrich Thing With the Balls"
Truth(s):
R.O.B.: Why were you forced to work for the Subspace Army?
Fox: How did you feel when you first met Diddy Kong while you saved him from a Rayquaza? As for Krystal, how did you feel when she joined StarWolf and had Panther try to flirt with her?
Wolf: How did you feel when you got kicked out of Smash?
Lucina: Did you wish that your dad would someday be your fellow Smasher?
Sonic: How long have you been stopping Dr. Eggman from taking over the world?"
"Hell to the f*ck no!" The male smashers ran when they read the dare.
"Aw, I wish you had a choice." Ayasaki said as she used her powers and the smashers were carried back into room and dropped onto the floor, then marionette strings tied onto their wrists and ankles.
"NOOOO! F*CK YOU AYASAKI!" They screamed. A tic mark appeared on said hostess's head.
"Tutu's it is for the men. The women are free of charge." The women cheered as the men glared at Ayasaki. Ayasaki glared back.
"The men need to do this for one extra hour, footage will be sent to you if you want it (not irl tho)." The said smashers did a ballet dance. Once the thing was done the men continued as the women chatted with each other away from the men. Wolf's reaction to that part:
"Woah, does his breath smell that bad for that ugly girl to jump out of the car? Can I get a potion of that to spill on Fox and Falco?" Wolf asked the hostesses.
"No."
"S*it."
*Timeskip*
*Reaction* "What the- is this suppose to be funny?" and Watch asked. Wario on the other hand was laughing his head off.
"I was forced to work because Tabuu would have killed me if I didn't work with him."
"I was a bit annoyed with him at first but I got used to that. As for the second question I wanted to do anything to bring Krystal back and at the same time shoot Panther in the face with my blaster."
"I felt angry but got over the loss."
"Maybe. Still not sure, 60% I want him to be a smasher but 40% I kinda don't."
"Not sure, but probably all my life."
"Next Golden Guest:CapitolGrey!"
"Truth(s):
Snake: Since when did you become a soldier?
Dark Pit: How were you born?
Palutena: When did the fandom about you farting become so popular? And how do you feel about it?
Dare(s):
Fox, Falco and Mr. Game & Watch: Watch the Regular Show episode called "Exit 9B" and react to it
Ivysaur: Use Sleep Powder to put Wolf to a very deep sleep
Peach: After Wolf falls asleep, carry him to his bedroom and dress him up in a Princess Serenity dress (yeah, that original one from Sailor Moon) prior to tucking him into bed
Wolf: When you wake up in your bed in said dress later on, react to it
Palutena: Film said reaction and upload it into YouTube
Lucario: Take a picture of said reaction
Marth and Lucina: Watch a t.A.T.u. music video called "Nas Ne Dogonyat ("Not Gonna' Get Us" in Russian)" and react to it"
"When my father died."
"I was born from the mirror of truth."
"No idea and why would people write this stuff?!"
*Reaction*
"Weird but kinda good?"
Ivysaur put Wolf into a deep slumber Peach put him in the dress and dragged him to a bed while putting a blanket on him. After a few hours he wakes up and looks at what he is wearing, then he heard a camera go off and got pissed.
"What the f*ck am I wearing?!*Click* Was that a f*cking camera?!" Wolf asked enraged.
*Reaction to video*
"Sorry but we're not a fan of it."
"Next Golden Guest:Well Duh!"
"Truth(s):
Falco: When was the first time that you met Katt?
Wolf: When did you first meet Fox?
Dr. Mario: How did you feel after coming back to Smash?
Dare(s):
Wario: Slip some laxatives into Falco's favorite soda when he isn't looking
Falco: After he does that and runs away, drink that soda and expect a diarrhea
Fox: Try chewing this Willy Wonka blueberry gum thing for as long as you can (sorry about that, Fox)
Two Robins: Google your names and "inflation"
Ganondorf: Do a chicken dance
Wolf: Make a snow angel and then take a picture of it
Everyone else: Watch the Austin Power clips about Austin fighting the fembots with his striptease and react to it"
"When she was in the gang."
"When he came into the area I was residing in with a bunch of other a*sholes I didn't know, he came in destroying practically everything."
"It feels nice to fight instead of throwing random medication at viruses."
Wario quickly put some crushed up laxatives in Falco's favorite soda and ran into a closet. Falco saw him do that and looked at the drink and hesitantly picked it up. He drank it and waited for that to groaned and popped the gum in his mouth. He only chewed it three times but when he inflated after the third chew he couldn't chew it anymore.
"Uh...Medic?" Ayasaki said as medics came and took Fox to the medical section.
"Really? I seen those pictures before because I miss clicked. Do I get a free pass?" Female Robin asked.
"No."
"Dammit!"
"So I can just search that up?" Male Robin asked. Elenia nodded. When Male Robin did that he regretted it, really badly. Ganon did the chicken dance and everyone laughed for more than ten minutes, the great villain Ganondorf reduced to a dancing chicken. Wolf did that and gave the hostesses the picture while shivering.
"Yeah sorry but I'm not gonna do that one sorry!" *Timeskip*
"Next Golden Guest: Guest!"
"Dare(s):
Peach, Rosalina, Luigi, Lucas and Zelda: Watch the clip from Halloween 3 about the family getting killed in the test room and react to it
Wolf: Film their reaction
Falco: Play the "Scary Maze Game" thing and then react to it with Fox and Mr. Game & Watch together
Fox and Mr. Game & Watch: Watch Falco play said game and then react with him together
Meta Knight: Have Wolf hand over the camcorder that he used earlier and film said reaction
Shulk, Little Mac, Mega Man, Palutena, King Dedede, Bowser Jr., Diddy Kong, Wii Fit Trainer and Lucina: Watch the "Retarded Burger King" thing
Greninja: Take a picture of their reaction
Yoshi: Listen to the Austin Powers theme ("Soul Bossa Nova") song
Truth(s):
Everyone: Speaking of the "Mishonh From God" series, how did you feel about Sara portraying you guys as "Christens"/"Libruls"? Oh, and would you like even more authors to make more stories about her that is based on "Operation Smash Rescue"?
Wolf: How do you feel about rumors about about yourself returning to Smash as a DLC character? And, really, would you like to come back to Super Smash Bros. for real in the next game?
Fox: How did you feel about Wolf getting kicked out of Smash? Would you like to battle him again when he comes back in the next game?"
*Reaction to Halloween 3 thing*
The women were horrified and disturbed, Luigi was terrified and felt pity on the family, and Lucas was mind-scarred for life and filmed while laughing silently because of their reactions.
*Reaction to Scary Maze Game when Falco saw the girl*
"Holy!...Pfft *laughs*"-Falco
"*Smirks* Did you actually get scared?"-Fox
"Dude you're a wuss man." and Watch
*Films*-Meta
*Reaction to retarded Burger King*
Everyone: What the actual f*ck is this s*it?
Greninja:*Films*
*Reaction to the Austin Powers theme*
Yoshi:*listens* Not really a fan but kinda does fit well in comedy acts.
Elenia:Hm… true.
Ayasaki:Now onto the truths!
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! STOP THIS MADNESS!" The smashers screamed.
"Really? I might return but probably unlikely. Yeah I kinda do want to return to the Smash Mansion and kick ass!"
"When Wolf left I was glad so I didn't need to deal with him pranking me half the time. I would like another battle but instead of him defeating me I'm gonna kick his ass."
"In your dreams McCloud."
"Don't try to start shit with Fox right now O'Donnell 'cause this isn't the Smash Mansion. Now than Next Golden Guest:LilMissVixen!"
"Truth(s):
Mario: How did you feel when you and your brother became Smashers for the first time?
Bowser: How did you feel about your son and the other Koopalings being newcomers?
Dare(s):
Fox, Falco and Wolf: Dance to a disco song called "(Uh Huh) That's the Way I like It
Marth, Ike, Robin and Lucina: Ride that Disneyland roller coaster named "California Screamin'"
Bowser Jr.: Throw P-Balloons at Greninja, Meta Knight and Zelda (one P-Balloon at each Smasher)
Rest of the Koopalings: Film Bowser Jr. doing his dare
Mewtwo: Take a picture of the aftermath of the P-Balloons being thrown at Greninja, Meta Knight and Zelda and then show it to Pikachu, Lucario and Pichu
Pikachu, Pichu and Lucario: React to said photo
"We-a felt-a so-a amazed."
"I'm worried about their well being but I'm really proud of them."
*Timeskip*
*After Roller coaster ride*
"That was meh. Could've been more exciting."
Bowser Jr. Threw the P-Balloons at the three smashers. When they began to float into the air looking like the aftermath of chewing willy-wonka gum. Bowser Jr. was then laughing so hard he was on the floor laughing and looking like a maniac. His brothers and sisters -who were forced to film- were filming and yawning at their brothers dumb behavior. Mewtwo took a picture and gave it to Pikachu.
*Reaction*
Pikachu: Woah, now this is something you don't normally see in the Smash Mansion
Pichu:*Laughs* They look like the human smash balloons! Remember when Crazy inflated the smashers and they looked like huge decorations?
Lucario:Should I laugh at them or feel pity for them?
"Pity. Thats all for now! Remember to send in more dares! And sorry this was so late, the Author was being a lazy bum. As always, see you next time on Smash T.o.D Creator Style! Your hostesses Ayasaki and Elenia signing off!"
"MudKip!(Me Too!)"
*After the show*
"Thank Naga that was over, I was beginning to think it wouldn't end." Lucina said.
"Blame the Author, she was being lazy and not typing." Elenia said as she watched videos on her laptop.
Hey!
"What? I'm just telling the truth!"
"Hey where's Ayasaki?" Pit asked while eating ice cream.
"Shes grabbing some medicine for Lily." Hus was nomming on a pokepuff.
"Hey Ayasaki has author powers right?" Zero asked
"Yeah, so?"
"Then why doesn't she just use those powers to get rid of the fever?"
"She says its too risky, she could get rid of it but its could leave Lily with a side-effect of nightmares. Also, this is rare but, it could instead of heal Lily it could worsen her condition, Ayasaki doesn't want that to happen. Anymore questions?"
"Are those her pokemon over there?" Red asked (does not only include ssb4)
"Hm? Oh yeah they are kinda her pokemon, but its original owner is the Author's Kalos Pokemon trainer: Crimson."
"Uh huh." Red said uninterested and reaching out to the first pokeball. Then something hit Red with a full blast of water. A swampert stood a few feet away from Red and in front of said missing hostess.
"Thank you Husky. Red why were you reaching out and trying to grab my pokemon?"
Red was doused head to toe with water but he was sweating bullets.
"I-I-I w-was just t-t-trying to s-see what p-pokemon w-was in t-t-there, I-I'm s-sorry?"
Ayasaki rolled her eyes and called out the pokemon Red was about to take.
"Meet Eve, my Sylveon evolved from an Eevee. Newest Eevee evolution from a year ago or two. Eve return." Eve returned to the pokeball before Red could look at her even further.
"Hey Hus, how're you liking X's pokepuffs?"
"Mudkip!(Perfect!)"
"Glad to hear that! But I'm going to need to make a translator for you, what would you like?" Hus thought for a bit.
"Mud.(Blue armband.)"
"Okay, I'll work on that in a bit okay?" Hus nodded.
"Oi! Smashers foods in the kitchen go help yourselves!" Mostly every smasher ran to the kitchen, the ones who weren't hungry face-palmed as the hostesses sweatdropped.
"Master Hand needs to teach them self-restraint." Elenia nodded in agreement.
Authors Note
I'm so sorry I am so late on this! School has been a pain and I have been a lazy ass, I'm so sorry Creators! Give me another chance I promise I will make the next chapter as soon as possible okay? As always remember to send in dares!