The two hostesses were bored and pissed beyond belief.
"You said you wouldn't be so late!" Ayasaki and Elenia shout angrily at the air.
. . .
"Oh? Nothing to say?!" Elenia snaps.
. . .
"Let's bring back the heat." Ayasaki said while shuffling through items in her unlimited inventory of dangerous weapons and items. She grins as brings out two 'harmless' weapons.
"It won't kill them but will really leave a mark." Ayasaki says with a grin.
"Sweet! I love these things!" Elenia says while taking one from Ayasaki. The two quickly crept up the stairs of the Kaishiro Mansion and quietly entered separate rooms.
"ALRIGHT, GET YOUR SLEEPING ASSES UP! WE'RE BRINGING BACK THE T.O.D SHOW!" Ayasaki and Elenia shout. A couple shots rang out along with the sounds of Smasher's groaning and yelping.
"AGH!"
"GAH!"
"OW!"
"F*CK!"
"WHAT THE HELL?! OW!"
"HOLY S*IT!"
"Dafu- OW!"
Soon enough all the smashers were gathered in the large room where the dares would be completed and where truths were to be told. All were groaning and whining with splatters of paint on them.
"Quit your whining!" Ayasaki shouts while slinging her paintball gun on her back.
"Or else we'll shoot again!" Elenia threatens. The Smashers nod in silence, a few trembling.
"Jeez, what's up with them?" Link mutters. A shot rang out.
"OW! What was that for?!" Link shouts angrily. Another shot rang out.
"GAH! I'LL SHUT UP NOW, JUST STOP SHOOTING ME!" Link shouts. The hostesses huff in annoyance.
"Alright, let's bring back the show. I'll shoot you again if you guys complain." Ayasaki says.
Showtime!
"Welcome back to Smash Truth or Dare Creator Style! We are your hostesses Ayasaki and Elenia! We take your dares and force smashers to do them! Now then the first Returning Golden Guest of this chapter is: Lionwolf!"
"Here we go again
Truths
Shulk who do you like better Fiora or Melia
Ike why do you like chicken
Peach why do you wear a dress while fighting
Dares
Mario and Luigi see who's the better brother so fight
Falco do the chicken dance
Sheik steal everybody's weapons and give them to Little Mac
Here are Hus's moves
Aurora Beam
Mud Bomb
Aqua Jet
Water Pulse
Test them on Jigglypuff."
"I'm not sure… I guess Fiora?"
"'Cause chicken is the best food in the world!"
"You're such an idiot Ike, there is no such thing as the best food in the world." Elenia said while rolling her eyes.
"It's my opinion Elenia!"
"And does anyone care about your opinion?"
When Elenia said that, Ike sat in the corner of shame, still covered in paint.
"Okayyyyyyyy, Peach why do you wear a dress?"
"The game makers want to use the Princess Peach outfit in the actual games or they're too lazy to make a new outfit for me. You two are going to wash my dress now."
"Mmmm...no." Ayasaki said.
Luigi gave up immediately giving victory to his brother, Mario tried to comfort him and told there wasn't going to have anymore fights between them in this show.
"I'm somewhat doubting that."
"Agreed, now next dare." Ayasaki said while sipping tea.
"Wait where did you get tea?" Male Robin asked Ayasaki.
"Not important, Falco do the dance."
"NOO-"
"You want me to rapid fire your sorry ass?"
"No…"
"Then do the dance." Falco groaned and did the dance. After ten seconds Ike came in and said or well…screamed, "SEE YOU ARE A FRESH PLUMP CHICKEN! COME HERE CHICKEN!"
"Oh s*it, well I'm gonna… RUN!" Falco said as he ran away from a drooling Ike, Ayasaki chased after them threatening to shoot Ike with her paintball gun if he didn't stop running. Shiek quickly swiped everyone's weapon and put it in Little Mac's hands. Little Mac had 5 seconds before he ran, in those five seconds he processed what had happened and knew what happened if he stayed there any longer. Aftermath of testing Hus's attacks: Jigglypuff is knocked out and beat up and is put in the medical section of Ayasaki's mansion.
"Next Golden Guest: Guest!"
"Truths shulk: what is your view on Lucina?(hence story wise you two are similar) luigi: have you seen game theory rosalina unmasked? Bowser: I heard you adopted most of the koopalings. Is this true? Dares Shulk: Build a replica of The master sword. Lucina: Hide a jar of caterpillars in Shulk's room. Everyone: Destroy the real date gun and make sure no one ever rebuilds it, makes a spare, or use it again. Luigi: If you have not in my truth, go watch it with mario, peach, and Rosalina Shulk 2: Make two replica risens, and hide one in lucina's room, and Chrom's room."
"She is just a friend but a useful ally to have."
"No-a. Why-a?"
"Yes, but Bowser Jr. is my true son."
*Shulk did that but it wasn't better than the real Master Sword*
Lucina put a jar of caterpillars in Shulk's fridge. Ayasaki frowned at the dare, "It's kinda like people really don't like it when I use the Date Gun on the smashers, but I'm only giving Creators what they want! Can you really blame me for giving them what they want?"
"Yes since you're the one who is running the show." The smashers say.
"So? People like this kind of thing. Besides shouldn't mostly all of you have experience of this?"
"..." The smashers were now silent, they knew Ayasaki was right, they had been forced to probably do millions of these ToD's. Ayasaki sighed and tossed the real Date Gun to Chrom and Robin.
"You guys wanted this destroyed right? Then go ahead I can't stop you." The smashers destroyed the Date Gun. Ayasaki sighed, "Now watch said game theory thing about Rosalina. Now Shulk you know what to do." Shulk nodded and rushed off with the pre-made risens. He hid one risen in Lucina's closet while he hid the other one behind Chrom's door.
"Now Next Golden Guest: Guest! Probably the same one as before."
"We have so many games in common! Have you heard of OFF?"
"Actually yes~ I saw Markiplier play the game." Ayasaki said as Elenia played with Hus while Lily was sitting on top of Ayasaki's head playing with a cute pink ball.
"Next Golden Guest: Guest! Also probably the same one as before but I'm still not sure."
"Listen to my dares:
Pit, Kirby and Kid Smashers: Play " The Mirror Lied" and "Off"
Wario: *Shoves subspace bomb up his - * ITS GONNA BLOW!
Everyone: Play Russian Roulette
LISTEN TO MY DEMANDS!"
Pit and Kirby played 'The Mirror Lied' while the kid smashers played 'OFF'.
*Reactions after finishing the games*
Pit: I had expected 'The Mirror Lied' to be a horror and so I braced myself for horror and gore but none except for the house fire and Leah killing herself or killing the birdie.
Kirby: Actually, the game wasn't that scary but the creepy yet amazing music adds a feel to it. And did Leah commit suicide?
Kid Smashers: The game was a bit like pokemon mixed in with those old games from somewhere (I remember seeing a familiar battle style battle in some other game, but I don't remember what it was called) but the er… monster things are really creepy.
*Back to the show!*
*Barrier on the hostesses and Golden Guests side of the mansion as the smashers evacuated before Wario blew up*
After Wario blew up Ayasaki snapped her fingers and everything was restored and back to normal in her mansion.
"Holy NOVA, are you trying to kill us?!" Dedede asked.
"Maybe." Said Guest.
"Now then everyone, its time for a round of Russian Roulette!" Every smasher groaned and Elenia shot them with paintballs. They were playing a luck and death game just great. After the long rounds the only one left that was alive (the only one smasher left) was Kirby, he had been the lucky one who survived the Russian Roulette game. Ayasaki revived everyone and ate some cookies and gave a strawberry to Lily while giving a big blueberry to Hus.
"Next Golden Guest: Guest! The one who usually gives this show dares and truths in the other chapters."
"Truth(s):
Rosalina: How do you like being a new Smasher?
Everyone: Do you honestly want that Mary Sue named Sara to go away and stop butchering Nintendo with her Mary Sue stories (believe me, I hate her too)?
Falco: How did you feel about being a Smasher?
Dare(s):
Dark Pit, Pikachu, Lucario, Mega Man and Captain Falcon: Ride that Knott's Berry Farm roller coaster ride called "Silver Bullet" and tell me what you think after that
Mario, Peach, Luigi, Wario and Bowser: See that Cirque du Soleil show called "Mystere" (yeah, it's in Treasure Island in Las Vegas) and react to that big fat baby from said show
Fox, Falco and Wolf: Watch that Family Guy clip about Stewie going through the wrong door and getting beat up by a gorilla and react to it
Zelda: Watch the Harry Potter clip about Molly Weasley (Ron Weasley's mom) fighting and killing Bellatrix LeStrange and react to it
Meta Knight: Read that fanfic called "Meta Knight Takes a Dump: and react to it"
"Actually, its kinda fun."
"Yes." The smashers say bluntly.
"It feels nice being able to battle and also relax when I'm not at a match."
*After the roller coaster ride*
Everyone: That was boring.
Mega Man: It was so boring that Dark Pit actually fell asleep on it.
*Reaction to baby thing*
Everyone: What the f*ck is that thing?!
*Reaction to Stewie being beat up*
Wolf: Wow, that is awesome!
Fox: What the f*ck is wrong with you?! This is so vile!
Falco: ...O'Donnell you have a sick sense of humor.
*Reaction*
Zelda: I don't get the plot, is Bellatrix a villain or something?
*Timeskip*
"Next Returning Golden Guest:PrincessKatniss02!"
"Too funny. Oh, and just a heads up, I prefer being called PK2. This time I'm only going to submit dares because they're easier.
Ganondorf: Dress up in an Elsa costume and sing "Let It Go".
Link: Videotape Ganondorf in said costume singing said song. Then put it on YouTube and see how many views it gets in 5 hours.
Wolf, Dark Pit, Lucina, Mr. Game and Watch, Shulk, and Lucario: Watch some music videos by the band Gorillaz and react to them (I recommend the ones for Clint Eastwood, Feel Good Inc, DARE, On Melancholy Hill, and Rhinestone Eyes in that order.)
Bowser Jr, Ness, Lucas, and Duck Hunt: One locked room. All of Fox, Ike, and Pit's favorite things. Fifty cans of Red Bull each. Go crazy!
Fox, Ike, and Pit: After Ness, Lucas, Bowser Jr, and Duck Hunt are finished with their rampage, go into the room and react to what you see.
Have a good day!
-PK2"
"Wait, wasn't Frozen back in like 2013?"
"Yes Ganon, yes it was. Lets hope it stays in 2013." Elenia said while holding Hus and eating a poptart.
"Okay seriously, how many sweets and desserts do you have?!" Male Robin asked.
"Secret, now get to it Ganon!" Ayasaki said while giving Lily a slice of her apple.
*Insert Let It Go lyrics here*
*Link films while trying not to laugh but failing miserably, views were skyrocketing*
*Reaction to music/band*
Everyone:Meh.
*The locked room*
Everyone: WOOOOOO! FREE FOOD AND STUFF WITH RED BULL! *Starting eating and drinking*
Pit: NOOOOO! NOT MY FLOOR ICE CREAM!
Ike: GIVE ME BACK MY CHICKEN!
Fox:*Is clawing on the door* GIVE ME MY STUFF BACK!
The Kids and dog: NEVAH!
*Aftermath*
Pit: NOOOOO! ALL OF MY FLOOR ICE CREAM IS GONE!
Fox: All of my stuff… is now gone
Ike: They ate all of my chicken... NOT MY CHICKEN!
*Back to the show*
"Next Golden Guest: mellowwman!"
"Prays to great Naga that everyone in fire emblem will not die because of the previous levels
now on a happier note here are my dares
bowser teach mario the safety dance
luigi react to the completionists review of luigi's mansion
zelda go check on link make sure he is okay and romanced tali or garrus(if his shepherd is a girl)
Samus dance with somebody
truths
Link if you are done how was it did you cry when the good doctor died?
Robin are you an animal rights activist?
dark pit if you are an anti-hero then what does that make viridi?
bowser why do you kidnap peach when Rosalina is much smarter and has nice uh "tracts of land."
robin can you sing at all?"
"But I don't even know the dance!"
"Too bad. Marionette strings b*tch." Elenia said as strings tied around the ankles and wrists of dared smashers.
"...I hate this show." Bowser said.
"Doesn't-a everybody-a here-a hate-a it-a?"
"The Authors from other fics love this show dumbass."
"...I'm-a kick-a your-a ass-a reptile."
"Get on with it losers!" Elenia shouted while shooting the two smashers with paintballs.
The two did the safety dance, while trying to ignore the stinging bruises they got from the paintballs.
*Timeskip*
Zelda checked on Link and he was fine.(I don't get the second part of that dare, care to explain it to me?)
Samus looked around and thought, I don't want to dance with any of these men, besides the men around my age already has a love interest, except for..., Samus then looked over to Little Mac, who looked like he was being sentenced to death or the fangirl pit. She then grabbed his hand and danced with him. The hostesses were totally not recording the moment *cough* they totally did *cough*
"Maybe…"
"Kind of."
"A weak goddess that hates humans and practically everybody except for herself."
"Should I tell Viridi you said that?" The hostesses asked.
"Go ahead I don't care."
*Where Viridi is*
Viridi sneezed, "...Which ungrateful angel is talking about me?"
*Back to the show*
"I kidnap Peach to piss off the plumber, and what does 'tracts of land' mean?"
"...Don't search it up, if you do you will be nominated 'Perverted Reptile'."
"I probably can but I'm not sure."
"Next Golden Guest: Anonymous!"
"Dares:
Wolf and Fox: Play pranks on each other with "The Big Laugh" song playing
Zelda and Samus: Wrestle with each other on the mud
Falco: Film their mud-wrestling
Lucario, Mewtwo and Greninja: Watch the Numa Dance Guy video and react to it
The rest of the Smash villains: Have Falco give you the camcorder that he used earlier and use it to make a viral video about Ganondorf getting drunk and going on a rampage
Ganondorf: While starring in a viral video, get drunk and then go on a drunken tirade/rampage combo
Wario: After that, title the viral video as "Drunk Ganondorf is Drunk" and then upload it into YouTube
Truths:
Zelda: since when did you become the princess of Hyrule?
Wario: When did you meet Waluigi?
Mewtwo: Why were you mad at humans?
Captain Falcon: When did you become a racer and why?"
Fox and Wolf begin a prank war.
"Winner will be said later."
*Zelda and Samus mud wrestled while Falco filmed with a nose bleed*
"Footage will be sent if you want it it be." Elenia holds up a disc.
*Reaction*
All three smashers: Humans are humiliating, I pity the relatives of this fool.
*Ganon gets drunk and starts flame choking every smasher he can find as the villains film from a HUGE distance*
Once Wario hit upload there was no going back, and once Ganon sees the video he is gonna kill everyone, except the hostesses and Golden Guests, he was going to die if he did that.
"Woah! We got-a huge hits goin on!" Wario said. More than 500,000 views in less than 2 hours.
"Ever since I was 'reborn' into a different timeline."
"Childhood friends kind of thing."
"They tried to control me to take over the world."
"I wanted to become a racer when I was young child."
"Winner of the prank war: Wolf!"
"YES! In your face McCloud!"
"F*ck off O'Donnell."
"Anyway, the next Golden Guest is: Angel-of-Anime Mizumi!"
"Wow, I've never PMed dares before. First time for everything, right people? Anywho... Dare time!
Dares:
Link- Go to Cloud Strife and apologize to him about the Death Battle between you two or you will be forced into a maid's uniform for 2 chapters.
Pit- Fight Vanitas from Kingdom Hearts. Also call him Vani-chan.
Megaman- Meet Lan Hikari and .(a.k.a: Hub Hikari)
Wario: no garlic or farting otherwise I'll sic the Five Nights at Freddy's animatronics on you
Roy(Fire Emblem)- Rick roll everyone and sing the whole song
Marth- cosplay as Kaito from Vocaloid and sing Undefined: end of sorrow
Truths:
Dark Pit: Can I call you Yoru?(means night in Japanese)
Palutena: why don't you follow directions, it's basic cooking 101.
Author: Could you please watch over one of my characters from one of my stories for me? I accidentally hit her with a blowdart that contained sex hormones and I don't want to risk anything. Please call her Elemental Heroine or E-Heroine. She has two toned brown hair that goes down her back and brown eyes. Why I hit her with it was because she was a little too hyper and I didn't know the contents of the dart until it was almost too late."
"Alright, Link you have to apologize to Cloud, I'll go call him in right now." *Summons Cloud*
"Sorry about the whole 'Death Battle' thing." Link says to Cloud, and Cloud nods then disappears.
"We're still putting you in a maid outfit you know."
"What?!" Link shouts as his usual attire changes into a maid uniform, he started to blush and then he hid in a closet.
"The fans and yaoi fangirls really want this you know!" Elenia shouts from her seat.
"But I did as Mizumi said! I apologized to Cloud!" Links shouts still in the closet.
"Fans like this stuff as entertainment, but fangirls LOVE this stuff. Be glad we aren't putting you in a schoolgirl outfit, those skirts are really short."
"DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!" Link shouted. Elenia shook her head.
"Fine, stay in there, but when you have to do a dare you have to get out of the closet Link. If you don't I'll shoot you."
"Nuuuu!"
"Now Pit fight Vanitas" Ayasaki shouted as she summoned him.
"...I am so dead, do I really have to call him that nickname?" Pit asked.
"Yes." Mizumi said. Pit sighed.
"Hey Vani-chan. Now lets fight for the author's sick entertainment."
Hey! I didn't ask for this!
*Pit ignores the Author and charges at Vanitas.*
"Huh? I already met the two though."
"Eh? Whatever."
*Roy rickrolls everybody but they ignore him*
"Alright we're skipping this one." *timeskip*
"Hm? Sure, you could call me Yoru, it sounds better than Pittoo." Dark Pit said.
"It may be basic to you, but you try cooking up vegetables that try to kill you!"
"They were trying to kill you because you were trying to kill them." Ayasaki said while nibbling on a cookie. Palutena glared at her but Ayasaki brushed it off like it was nothing.
"I'll watch over your character but please be careful next time with whatever blowdart you use." Ayasaki said while sipping tea.
"Have a seat E-Heroine." Elenia said while pulling up a chair for the guest.
"Thanks." E-Heroine said while sitting down.
"Now the next Returning Golden Guest is: PikaLoverNYA!"
"I see... Anyway, I took a video of the Yaoi scenes shown at the previous chapters and send them to the Yaoi Fan HQ and they requested more *shrugs* and Ayasaki, *gives her another date gun* this is the Date Gun Ultimate and it has the same effects as the normal date gun but it has a future sight of a normal love life but unfortunately, Arceus did some tweaks so it was impossible for a Pokemon to have a private time with a human while Dialga also tweaks that prevents MaleRobin to make out with Lucina. I put the Date Gun Ultimate a curse with Slenderman! If someone tried to destroy the new date gun I gave to you gets forced to face the Phantom Animatronics, Darkrai's ability to give nightmares, gets attacked by cuccos, a pool of insane fangirls, and teleported to Silent Hill. The gun will automatically repaired after that.
Dares
Chrom, you finally accept the ship but the Legendaries are still watching you. *Ginosaji arrives* A dare calls you to get hit by a spoon until you get beaten up
Lucario, eat the giant sized chocolate
Kirby, eat a black hole
Pit, reaction to Ib and play FnAF 3 and get a good ending
Male Robin, hurt a cucco and see what happens
Truths
Sonic, have you met hatsune miku? Did you know there was an outfit represents you?
Luigi, what do you think of my salon?
Everyone, if you want to know the baby pictures then it only show the infant selves (ex Lucina's baby pictures shows her infant self)
That is all."
"Eh?! But I just sent them more yaoi stuff last week!(Off camera) They still want more?! Huh? Oh! Thanks PL!"
Ayasaki chuckles as she gets a spoon and gives it to Elenia. Elenia smiles and proceeds to beat up Chrom with one hit.
"What did I ever do to you?!"
"Everything~"
Ayasaki hands Lucario a giant chocolate. And Lucario eats it taking a couple breaks.
"So how is it?"
"Uh...Really sweet."
"Strange...Did I put too much sugar?"
Lucario went over to the kitchen to grab a glass of water.
"How can I eat a black hole?!"
"You eat a black hole like this-" Ayasaki shoves a black hole down Kirby's throat.
"Ib was a really good game! I couldn't believe the plot twist! Mary was a painting! Whoever made the game was a GENIUS! And now another FNAF game? I'm kinda get tired of that."
"Everyone is Pit. Even FNAF's Jesus is getting tired of it. Remember to get the GOOD ending not any other ending."
"Got it." Pit said while walking into the Horror Game Room.
"I did that before I regret it so very much."
"Great. Now Sonic did you ever meet her?"
"No. And seriously?! Why out of all people me?!"
"I dunno but Luigi what did you think of PL's Salon?"
"It was an excellent-a one. One that you can't find anywhere that can-a make-a you perfect-a."
"'Kay" Everyone said.
"Next Returning Golden Guest: DarkX the Dragon Knight!"
However, X didn't appear. Instead, a Swellow flew through an open window and landed on Ayasaki's head. "Huh? Hey it has a note on his/her head!" Wrapped around its head was a black ribbon, and a small piece of paper was held there. Elenia removed the note from the bird Pokémon and proceeded to read it.
'Dear Ayasaki and Elenia,
I hope this note finds you well! My apologies for not being able to come this time, but because a piece of my past has returned to punch me in the gut, I've decided the best course of action would be to do what any person with interdimensional powers would do. Seclude myself within the space between the many dimensions!
Don't worry, I'll be back in time for next chapter, but I won't be able to do what I originally planned to do for this. So for now, I'm writing a few truths and dares here to do. See you next time!
~DarkX the Dragon Knight
P.S. Could you guys watch Millenia for me until I get back? Sorry, but it's only for this one chapter! Thanks!
TRUTHS:
Pikachu: How did you join Smash?
Fox: What are your thoughts on Andross being an Assist Trophy?
DARES:
Ganondorf: Spend the next five hours with Wander! (From 'Wander Over Yonder') And you're not allowed to kill him! If you do, you will have summoned forth the horrible WRATH OF THE QUEEN OF THE DARK REALM! And trust me, her anger is MUCH worse than anything I could inflict on you...especially when someone messes with her baby...
Sonic: Run around the ENTIRE PLANET as fast as you can, without any breaks...TWICE!
"I got a letter and then was sent to the Smash Mansion with the other Veterans."
"I dunno."
"Great, so if I'm not allowed to kill him then he must be really annoying." Ganondorf was shoved into a room with Wander and after 3 seconds, you could hear Ganon scream with rage and anger. Sonic ran around the planet twice in 12 seconds.
"Don't worry X, its fine. At least dares and truths being sent by a pokemon is better than nothing." Ayasaki said while sighing. "The past came back to attack again huh?"
"Wait who is Millenia? Oh, maybe Millenia is the Swellow." Elenia said as the Swellow flew off Ayasaki's head and onto the table.
"Well have some food Millenia." Ayasaki said as she put a couple pokepuffs on the table and three bowls of pokemon food. Hus and Lily ate their bowls of food while Millenia ate the pokepuffs first.
"Next Returning Golden Guest: ash the pokevenger!"
"here is my dares and truths now
dares
fox: sing "what does the fox say"
kirby: try to not eat the food in this chapter
peach: kick bowser's butt
sonic: steal samus's suit and blame lucario
truths
link: like... how much weapons do you have?
luigi: what feels do you have about your own year?
sonic: do you know the anime "aoi no sekai"?
mewtwo: how does it feel to come back?
*Timeskip*
"Aw man." Kirby said as Ayasaki put a seal on him.
"Already did that hun~" Peach said as Bowser was bruised and beat up in a corner of the room. Sonic quickly took Zero's power suit and dumped it right in front of Lucario.
"WHO THE HELL STOLE MY SUIT?!" Zero screamed running into the room and looked directly at Lucario.
"Wait Zero I can explain!" Lucario said
"Too Late!" Zero said and Lucario ran for his life.
"I have no idea. Never counted."
"Happiness."
"No, but I've heard of it."
"Glad."
"Next Golden Guest: gigainpactinfinty Aka Cresh!"
"My apologies if this seems intrusive dear smashers but I have somethings to ask.
Truths:
To the cut characters:how would you react to a crossover with you guys and queen's blade?
samus:how hard is it to clean the suit when it gets dirty?
Dares:
Dark pit,Pit,and Lucas:have an apple, a complimentary massage bot with a mini hot spring inside, and listen to the song "surpass my aniki" from the jojo's bizarre adventure all star battle for the ps3's soundtrack.
Everyone else:watch a compilation of the above stated game's super's I think a complete list is brought in by a youtuber by the name of Vish epic anime empire or something of the sort and afterwards have a nice relaxing foot rub before the pain you may or may not endure later on."
"...We actually don't know what to think of that."
"Its actually not that difficult." Samus said.
"Thanks!" All three smashers say.
"Thanks." Everyone else says.
"Next Returning Golden Guest: 50 Shades of Red!"
"Dares:
Fox: Put on that floor-length pink dress that Serena wore in the PokeVision episode from Pokemon XY
Falco: Dress up as Miku Hatsune
Wolf: Put on that ball gown that May wore from "Lucario and the Mystery of Mew"
Sonic: Take a picture of said Smashers wearing said dresses
Wario: Swap outfits with Daisy for 5 minutes
Ganondorf: Wear a skirt for 10 minutes
Lucario: Watch that Pokemon XY episode about Korrina's Mega Lucario going crazy and react to it
King Dedede: Go BMXing in the skate park
Truths:
Lucario: Since when did you start Mega evolving into Mega Lucario and how did it become your new Final Smash?
Falco: How did you get recruited to Join the StarFox team?
Wario: How did you feel after being a new Smasher?
Mr. Game & Watch: Why were you forced to work for Tabuu and the Subspace Army?
Ice Climbers: How did you react to getting cut from Smash and would you like to come back to Smash in the next game?
"You author's really love cross dressing huh?" Fox said while his outfit switched to Serena's dress.
"Yep, they really do love smasher's cross-dressing." Falco said as his outfit changed to a Hatsune Miku one.
"...I officially hate dresses and any girly costume(s)." Wolf said as his attire changed into May's dress.
"You know that they'll just put you in more of those right?" The three nod as Sonic takes a picture.
*Timeskip* *Timeskip*
"I already saw it, glad that, that isn't me."
*Timeskip*
"Since X&Y came out and I guess the fans wanted it or Nintendo was being lazy."
"When I met Fox."
"Dunno."
"Ganon forced me to work, and they would probably eliminate me if I didn't work with them."
"We were shocked at first but got over our loss. Now we have more free time to do other things! One side says no one side says yes, you decide!"
"Next Returning Golden Guest: Well Duh!"
"Truths:
Snake: How did you feel after getting kicked out of Smash?
Pit: How did you feel about Dark Pit and Palutena joining Smash?
Dares:
Fox, Falco and Mr. Game & Watch: Watch that Space Dandy episode about ramen and react to it
Yoshi: Throw P-Balloons at Wolf, two Robins, Samus, Krystal, Shadow and Diddy Kong
Sonic, Bowser Jr., Morton, Roy, Ludwig, Wendy, Lemmy, Iggy and Larry: React to said dare
Luigi: Film Yoshi doing his dare and Sonic and said reaction
Mario: Deflate said inflated Smashers later on. Can you do that? Good luck! (I know that Krystal and Shadow aren't Smashers, but it's just for fun)
Said inflated Smashers: React to being inflated after being deflated by Mario
Dark Pit: Take a picture of said reaction"
" I admit I was a bit angry at first but soon came to accept the fact that I was cut from Smash."
"I'm glad that Pittoo and Lady Palutena made it to Smash! Though I am worried that they might get hurt…"
*Reaction to Space Dandy Ramen*
Fox:...That isn't ramen.
Falco: It's a crime against food.
Game & Watch: That doesn't really look edible...
*Back to the show!*
Yoshi threw the P-Balloons at said Smashers while Bowser Jr., Lemmy, Wendy, Ludwig, Morton, Iggy, Roy, and Larry snickered and laughed at their balloon-like bodies. Sonic sighed in annoyance and boredom.
"Oh? Is a certain hedgehog bored?" Elenia asked.
"To be honest, yes. Not much excitement happens in these dares." Sonic says. Mario muttered curses under his breath as he struggled to deflate the smashers.
"Need help?" Elenia asked.
"Yes-a." Mario said. Elenia quickly knocked the inflated smashers into the floor and then slammed into them deflating them.
"Would've asked for-a a less-a extreme method-a but-a that-a works too."
The deflated smashers coughed and gasped trying to regain their composure after being knocked to the ground and getting the wind knocked out of them. Dark Pit snapped a photo of the deflated smashers and snickered a bit.
"What's so funny Kuro?" Ayasaki asks.
"Kuro? Seriously?" Dark Pit asks.
"You want me to call you Pittoo?"
"No. And to answer your question, I'm just glad I wasn't inflated."
"Welp, thats all the time we have for this chapter! Join us next time when we answer more truths and dares on Smash Truth or Dare Creator Style!" The two hostesses shout before the camera flicks off.
After The Show
Ayasaki and Elenia stared at a closed room with satisfaction in their eyes.
"Uh...What's behind the door?" Pit asks.
"Secret~" Elenia said while Ayasaki giggled.
"I'm curious as well, what's behind the door?" E-Heroine asks.
"Lily, you want to tell them what's behind the door?" Ayasaki asks. Lily giggles and points to Ayasaki.
"The girl who made 'Saki!" Lily said.
"The...girl who made Ayasaki?" G and W asks. Lily nods as Elenia puts Hus's blue translator armband on him.
"You don't mean...The Author? Author...with a capital A?" Shulk asks. Ayasaki and Elenia nod with a devilish smile on their faces.
"That's the one." They answer simultaneously. The smashers stare at the door, wary of what they may see behind the door. Elenia opened the door and side-stepped, avoiding a flying textbook. Unfortunately for Shulk, it hit him directly in the face. When the smashers looked inside the room they were shocked. They saw a brunette who was duct taped to the wall with an unamused look on her face, duct tape was put over her mouth. One of her arms was sticking out through an opening in the duct tape, and in her hand was another textbook.
Release me. NOW.
The smashers just stood there silently, staring wide-eyed at the girl who was supposedly the Author.
"Y-You're the Author?!" Lucina asked. The duct taped Author noded.
Correct. Now can you please get me out of this duct tape?
"Can't you get out of that yourself? I mean you are the Author right? You should have Author Powers or Magic..." Palutena says. The girl glares at the two hostesses.
Those hostesses over there did something to duct tape to amplify it. Something in the duct tape is blocking me from using my powers. Now can one of you get me out of this damn duct tape?!
"Hm...depends, what would we get in return for getting you out of the duct tape?" Dark Pit asks. A tick mark appears on the Author's head as the smashers heard a muffled growl.
How about I don't light your wings on fire and take away everyone's weapons and powers then put you ALL in stripper outfits? How about that? Doesn't that sound FUN?
"...On second thought...why don't we get you out of that duct tape?" Dark Pit said nervously while stepping forwards. He brought out his silver bow and cut through the duct tape. The Author didn't flinch and simply landed on the floor with ease. She waved a hand over her duct taped mouth and the duct tape disappeared.
"Phew. It was getting a bit difficult to breathe in there." The Author said.
"So...Why exactly, were you duct taped to the wall?" Zelda asked. The Author looked over to Ayasaki and Elenia and sighed.
"Those two girls over there decided it would be good 'Punishment' for me being lazy and all that. I just...kinda lost motivation to do this...Though those two didn't get the message."
"You know, you can't just throw away your most popular source of entertainment Miss Author." Ayasaki said.
"'Cause that would be hours of your life poured into this ToD show gone to waste." Elenia finished.
"People still want this show to go on."
"Yet you're taking that away from them."
"There are plenty of ToD shows that would over power mine. Besides, it's my story I can end it whenever I want." The Author said.
"Then why didn't you delete it?" Elenia asked.
"I was too lazy to delete it."
"Excuses and lies." Ayasaki said.
"...Okay, maybe a small part of me wanted to continue this. I'll try to continue the show but don't expect many updates on this story."
"...We don't get a say in this, do we?"
"Nope." The Author said.
"So, um...what do we call you?" Kirby asked.
"Author seems like an awkward thing to say so, just call me Kaishiro. If that's too much for you then just call me Aya."
"...Why aren't you torturing us?" Dark Pit asked.
"What's the point of that? The cameras aren't rolling, what would be the point of torturing you smashers when nobody is watching? Besides this is after the show, when you guys get a break. Hope you guys enjoyed your vacation btw."
"...Vacation?" Pit asked.
"You guys got months of no torture. Now it's time to change that in the next chapter."
...Welp...we're screwed. The smashers muttered to themselves. A shot rang out and a splatter of blue paint covered the Author's face. The Author growled quietly as she waved a hand over her face and the blue paint disappeared. Ayasaki's paintball gun was steaming a bit as she smiled. She shot at the Author again, but Aya just flicked her wrist and the paint ball disappeared along with Ayasaki and her paintball gun. Elenia gulped as she started to speak.
"When will-"
"She'll be back in the next chapter. Don't worry, she'll be fine, but a small...change will occur for 5 more chapters for her. Maybe it'll teach her not to mess with her creator. Well that is all for now, til the next time we meet smashers!"
And with that The Author vanished into thin air. There was a long silence until Luigi broke it.
"...W-What-a do you-a t-think-a she meant-a b-by-a 'small change'?"
"...Who knows? All I know is that Ayasaki won't like it." Elenia said as she let out a shaky breath.
"You seem afraid of your own creator, may I know why?" Shulk asked.
"You just said the answer to that question. She's mycreator, one fatal misstep and I'm a goner."
"...Define 'Goner'." Villiger said.
"Deletion. Erasure. Replaced. Alteration. You never know what may happen."
"She seems pretty chill though. Why would she delete/replace you?" Pit asked.
"Fatal. Mistake. And if I get her mad enough. Besides, she has this aura of power all over her like most Authors. Makes her quite terrifying despite her looks."
The smashers thought about what Elenia said for a few minutes and shuddered.
*BOOM*
"GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOWS IT GOING PUNKS?! HOPE YOU'RE HAVING 'FUN'!" A loud and unstable voice shouted as a white ripped hand/glove wobbled into the mansion. Another hand floated through the hole in the mansion.
"Er...Sorry about him. I'll fix the damages later."
"...Don't worry about it. This usually happens." Elenia said. She then stared at the two Hands with a shocked look on her face.
"Wait...How did you get past the seals?!"
"A boy with lens-less glasses got us through the seals. Why do you ask?"
"What exactly did this boy look like?" Elenia asked ignoring Master Hand's question.
"SHORT BRUNETTE WITH BROWN EYES! SHORT BRUNETTE WITH BROWN EYES!" Crazy Hand shouted.
"We heard you the first time!" Dark Pit shouted.
"Anything else?" Elenia asked.
"Brunette, male, brown eyes, slender, and short hair."
"...Okay, random question but does he look almost exactly like Ayasaki?"
"Losing the glasses and making the hair longer and less messy than yes."
"Alright. I panicked for nothing."
"Yeah. You did panic for nothing." the new voice rang out through the mansion. The smashers looked around confused trying to locate where the mystery person was hiding.
"Above you." The voice said. The smashers looked up to see a brunette floating upside down, lens-less glasses still sitting comfortably on his face.
"...Yo." He said.
"How long have you been up there?" Toon Link asked.
"Mm...5-6 minutes." He said while flipping upright but was still floating in the air.
"How did we not notice you?" Pikachu asked.
"You guys and gals were focused on the Hands and Elenia's questions."
"How did you get in here? And how come we couldn't sense you?" Zelda asked.
"I teleported. The same way of how you couldn't sense the hostess's presence. So, where's sis? Did she piss off Kaishiro again?"
"Yeah. So why're you here? You rarely visit this place." Elenia said.
"I just decided to drop by and say hi."
"Shizaku isn't with you this time? I thought you two were like inseparable brothers."
"No, that would be me and sis. Shizaku is just working his shift right now. So wha-"
"Sorry to butt in on your conversation but, who exactly are you?" MaleRobin asked.
"Ah, right, I'm Ayato. I'm the male counterpart to your missing hostess, nice to meet you all."
"Male counterpart?" Marth asked.
"To be more accurate, Male Avatar. Ayato is the male avatar while Ayasaki is the female avatar."
"...Then what are you?" Pit asked.
"The OC who has author powers."
"...Wait, who-"
"This aftershow is getting a bit long so let's just end it here. See you Creator's next time on Smash Truth or Dare Creator Style!" Ayato said while grinning.
Author's Note
I know. I know. I lied and I deserve all the hate and flames from you guys. This was all I had done and I'm sorry. I couldn't live up to my promise and I don't deserve all the views on this story at all. I know, I'm a horrible person, hopefully some of you find this entertaining instead of boring, I should've put up some updates but...I got lazy, I got writers block and got way into DeviantArt. I hope you can forgive me and still send in dares. Until the next chapter Writers!