"Woah...when Kaishiro said 'small changes', she wasn't kidding…" Elenia said staring wide-eyed at Ayasaki, or rather what Ayasaki changed into. The smashers were laughing at the hostess's misfortune. Ayasaki now had black hair, red eyes, a red pirate look-a-like hat, gloves, a black one piece suit with a vest, red skirt, cloak, and lolita socks and shoes. She was also now male with short black hair and was also the size of a toddler. Ayasaki twitched a bit as a tick mark appeared over his head.
"This is ridiculous." Ayasaki muttered while glaring at the laughing smashers.
"At least it's not permanent...right?" Elenia said while chuckling nervously as she slid her orange spear on her back.
"Yeah...gotta stick with this for five more chapters...kinda worth it though." Ayasaki said while grinning.
"Well...since you're temporarily male, and have a cool ass outfit on, we'll have to give you a temporary male name." Elenia said.
"...We'll stick with Kai for now." Kai said.
"Alright...but how exactly are we going to get the smashers to participate? They're too busy laughing at your misery."
"I'll take care of that problem…" Kai said. Kai pointed to the smashers and lightning crashed a few feet away from them, forming a giant, burnt crater. Lightning sparked around Kai as the smashers looked at him.
"So, you guys done acting like children? 'Cause we got a show to run, either you act maturely or we kill you mercilessly. Elenia, flip the switch." Kai said as he glared at the silent smashers. Elenia nodded as she motioned for the cameras to activate.
Showtime!
"Alright! The ToD show is back everyone! After a long, unmentioned, Hiatus we are back! As for now we have a Co-Host! My dear twin brother Ayato!" Kai shouted as Ayato suddenly appeared next to him. Ayato,with his messy brown hair sticking up everywhere and glasses tilted diagonally, looked around confused.
"...I was just at the coffee shop...What are you trying to pull here?" Ayato asked looking at Kai.
"Eh? You were? Well how was I supposed to know? You run on random schedules bro." Kai said. Ayato sighed irritably while running his hand through his messy hair.
"What do I have to do?"
"Co-Host." Elenia answered.
"What?! No!" Ayato shouted.
"Why not?" Kai asked.
"I already have two jobs, I'm not getting a third one."
"Uh...Guys?" Elenia says.
"What?" Ayato asks, irritation lacing his voice.
"We're...kinda on air right now." Ayato sighed and muttered a few words in another language before nodding to Kai.
"Got it." Kai said while grinning.
"And don't teleport me into the mansion when the cameras are rolling, I'll either be confused or don't know what to say. I'll give you my schedules later, since my shift will start in about 5 minutes. If you teleport me back here for no reason, I'll slaughter you." Ayato said before disappearing.
"Like brother like former sister." MaleRobin muttered.
*Thunk* *Dok*
MaleRobin stared at the empty coffee cup, now on the floor, that just hit his head.
"How in Naga…" MaleRobin trailed off as he looked up and saw a portal, he saw Ayato's unamused face looking back at him.
"Don't say that about sis, and she's only temporarily male, get your facts straight." Ayato said with a tick mark over his head. MaleRobin just glared at the portal.
"Never mind...they're exactly the same."
"No duh, we're twins. Anyway, bro we gotta get the show on the road, we'll chat later alright?" Kai said as Ayato nodded and the portal disappeared.
"Alright! First Golden Guest is: Anon!"
"Truth(s):
Pit: When did you first meet Viridi?
Luigi: When did you meet Daisy?
Ganondorf: How were you born?
Dare(s):
Falco and King Dedede: Watch the American Dad episode called "100 AD" and react to certain clips (i.e. Roger mistaking Steve for some Nazi Walrus guy and Klaus for Garfield, Principal Lewis drinking and driving, yelling "Fuck you" a couple of times and doing other crazy things, Roger ending up in China with Steve and Klaus together and mistaking that one sailor for Hayley and other people (except for the Smiths, Jeff Fischer, Principal Lewis, Steve's friends, Avery Bullock, Reginald the Koala and a few others) dying in a bus accident
Fox and Wolf: Watch that one Kill la Kill episode about Ragyo brainwashing Ryuko by making her wear a Junketsu and react to said brainwashing
All the Pokemon characters: Watch the Pokemon movie called "Diancie and the Cocoon of Destruction" and react to it (yes, you must especially react to the thieves from that movie as a whole)
Female Robin: Play that Raving Rabbids mini-game called "Dial 'R' for Rabbid" as Rayman and react to it
Lucina: Watch that Regular Show episode called "Bald Spot" and react to the whole thing"
"I first met Viridi when she wanted to wipe out the human race. I had to destroy her reset bomb depot."
"I-I met-a D-Daisy when-a Peach introduced m-me to h-her."
"I was born from darkness and the negativity in the world. That is all."
*Reaction to 100 AD*
Both Falco and Dedede: Meh.
Elenia: Not surprised?
Both: Yep.
*Reation to Kill la Kill*
Fox and Wolf:...Fanservice and sadness?
Kai: Pretty sure it is.
Wolf: Sweet!
Fox:*Walks out of the room*
*Reaction to the Diancie movie*
All Pokemon:*Entranced to the movie and not uttering a word*
*Reaction to Raving Rabbids*
FemaleRobin:*Yawning* I'm still half-asleep...and this was the reason why you woke me up…
Elenia: What would you rate the game?
FemaleRobin:...Two enthusiastic thumbs up. *Sarcasm*
*Reaction to 'Bald Spot'*
Lucina:...What in Naga is this?!
Kai: Quality programing.
Lucina:...Aw...at least they get their happy ending...
*Back to the show*
"Next Golden Guest: LilMissVixen!"
"Dares:
Fox, Falco, Wolf, Mr. Game & Watch and R.O.B.: Watch "Papa Smurf's Ass" and react to it
Palutena, Dark Pit and Pit: Ride that roller coaster called "Xcelerator" and react to it after that
Wario: Slip some laxatives into Lucario's glass of chocolate milk when he isn't looking
Lucario: After that, drink that drink and expect an explosive diarrhea
The rest of the Pokemon characters: Watch that Malamar episode from Pokemon XY and react to it
Truths:
Lucario: How long have you known Sir Aaron?
Pit: Why do you get mad everytime Dark Pit calls you "Pitstain"?
Duck Hunt Duo: How did you get invited as a newcomer to the Smash Mansion? And, really, how do you like being a new Smasher?"
*Reaction to Papa Smurf*
Said Smashers:*Gets up and walks out the room*
Kai:...*Drags them back into the room*
Smashers:...I hate you so much.
Kai: Love you guys too.
*Reaction to Xcelerator*
Pit: WOOOOOOOOO!
Kuro: Zzz…
Palutena: *trying to keep a straight face but failing*
*After the ride*
Pit: That was fun! Let's do it again!
Palutena: *Hair sticking up everywhere* Let's not do that again Pit…
Kuro: Zzz...Huh...? Is the dare over?
Palutena: *nods*
*Back to the Show*
Wario slipped the laxatives into the drink and handed it to Kai.
"Uh...Why Are you handing it to me for?"
"He-a won't drink it-a if it-a came from me-a. He-a will certainly drink it-a from-a someone like-a you." Wario said.
"...Smart logic...especially from someone like you."
"Don't-a get used to it-a. Just finish my-a dare."
"Fine, only because you finally use your brain for once." Kai said before walking off to find Lucario.
*After 5 minutes*
"Lucario!" Kai shouted.
"Oh, hello...Ayasaki? Is that you?" Lucario asked looking at Kai, surprised.
"No I'm just some random guy Elenia picked up off the street, of course it's Ayasaki. I'm just dealing with these temporary alterations for 5 more chapters. Now drink this." Kai said while handing Lucario the glass of chocolate milk. Lucario stared at the drink suspiciously.
"Why? I don't even drink this stuff." Lucario said trying to hand back the chocolate milk.
"It's a dare. You can drink Soda Pop and Lemonade, but you can't down a simple glass of chocolate milk?" Kai said while pushing glass of chocolate milk back to Lucario.
"I...Fair point...but…" Lucario trailed off looking at the glass of chocolate milk, almost glaring at it.
"You can go on a diet later, now drink the damn chocolate milk before I shove it down your throat." Kai threatened. Lucario gulped and quickly nodded and drank the chocolate milk. After Lucario finished drinking the chocolate milk Kai started to push Lucario until he had finally shoved Lucario into a bathroom.
"Uh...Ayasaki? What is the meaning of this?" Lucario asked while turning his head to look at Kai.
"Sorry about this man." Kai said before he slammed the bathroom door closed and locked it from the outside.
"...Ayasaki?!" Lucario shouted as he pounded on the locked door.
"Sorry Lucario but, it's a dare. Hope you can endure diarrhea."
"WHAT?!" Lucario roared.
"...Should've made the bathrooms soundproof as well." Kai muttered before walking away from the locked bathroom. Kai walked back to the main room and sat down next to Lily and Hus, who were both asleep. Elenia looked over to Kai.
"Really? You just had to do that?" Elenia asked, annoyed.
"Yep! I couldn't resist. You can't resist dem pokemon references!" Kai replies, grinning.
"So, did you set up the X and Y Malamer episode?" Kai asked.
"Yeah, the remaining pokemon should be done viewing it now." Elenia said. On cue, the remaining pokemon came out of a room thinking and muttering things to themselves.
"...Uh...guys?" Kai asked.
"...Hm...Yeah?" The pokemon responded.
"Reaction?" Elenia muttered.
"...Hm...I wonder how that Malamar was able to get away with that...and just by using hypnosis."
"...Okay...Now, onto the truths!" Kai shouted smiling as Lucario walked into the room, glaring at the host.
"Hey, hey, no need to glare and be hostile. It was a dare, deal with it. Now how long have you known Sir Aaron?" Kai asked.
"Almost my entire life. Though that may have been a dare, that gives you no right to lock me in a bathroom, especially a bathroom with a bomb disguised as a trash can." Lucario said. Kai looked over to Elenia.
"That's where you put it?" Kai asked with raised eyebrows.
"Yeah. Nobody even uses that bathroom, so I just put it there." Elenia said. Kai shrugged.
"Alright, whatever." Kai said.
"I don't exactly get mad when Pittoo calls me that, I may get a bit irritated but not really angry or mad. It's mostly the other way around, when I call Pittoo that nickname Lady Palutena came up with, he gets all angry and annoyed at me."
"...Did it seriously never occur to you that he DOESN'T LIKE that nickname?" Elenia asked.
"...Maybe?" Pit said while he quietly sat in the corner of shame, sulking.
"I was scouting the area to find some ducks for our shooter/sniper to shoot at, instead of finding ducks, I found a letter with the Smash Ball symbol on it, it said I was accepted into the 2014 Super Smash Brothers Tournament, after we were all done packing everything we needed, we were instantly teleported to the Smash Mansion, and that's how I got accepted into Smash Bros."
"Cool story bro, now the next Golden Guest is: Smell da Roses!"
"Truths:
Mario: If your main job was a plumber, then how did you become a doctor?
Rosalina: How did you manage to grow up as an orphan?
Falco: How and what was your childhood like?
Dares:
Diddy: Throw P-Balloons at Fox, Falco and Wolf
All the Koopalings: React to said dare
Iggy: Take a picture of said three Smashers being P-Balloonified and show it to Mario, Luigi, Peach, Rosalina and Yoshi
Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi and Rosalina: React to said photo of Fox, Falco and Wolf being inflated by P-Balloons
Ludwig: Film the whole thing about Diddy Kong throwing P-Balloons at said three Smashers and upload it into YouTube
Shulk: Do the Harlem Shake"
"Mama-mia...Not-a this again-a…" Mario muttered. Elenia cleared her throat as round-framed glasses appeared on her face.
"The spin-off Doctor Mario game is mostly a different universe but still technically in the Mario franchise, so Doctor Mario's world/game is mostly a alternate universe to the actual Mario worlds. That may explain why Doctor Mario is slower but more powerful than the regular Mario, he may even be smarter than the actual Mario as well...but that's probably not true. As you saw Mario's over-exaggerated expression, this question has been asked many times, don't worry though, I'm sure he will gladly explain it to anyone who asks, no matter how many he has to explain it." Elenia said as the glasses disappeared.
"I got separated from my mother while we were exploring galaxies and planets, I never saw her or my family ever again." Rosalina said.
"...Well that just got dark." Kai said.
"Horrible, gorey, and basically just really really dark. It was almost like a kill or be killed kind of childhood."
"...Sounds like Dangan Ronpa except with more technologically advanced ways to kill people." Elenia said. Diddy hesitated before he threw the P-Balloons at Fox, Falco, and Wolf. The Koopalings snickered as they saw the three inflated smashers float around the Kaishiro Mansion, they started to laugh when the hostess and host decided to spin and toss the inflated smashers around. Iggy somehow was able to take the picture during his laughing fit and handed it to Mario. Mario stared at the picture for a minute before handing it to Peach as the other smashers gathered around to take a peek at the photo. They all sweat-dropped at the photo and gave it back to Iggy. Ludwig finished recording the video and uploaded it to YouTube.
"Only 200 views this time...refresh...now 500." Ludwig muttered.
"The...Harlem Shake? What exactly is that?" Shulk asked.
"A really big trend that happened in 2012. I think it also made it's way into 2013." Kai said while opening his laptop. After 17 seconds of typing Kai pulled up a video and showed it to Shulk.
"I just have to do that?" Shulk asks.
"Yeah, can you do that?" Elenia asks.
"I...I'm not really sure I can do this 'Harlem Shake'." Shulk admitted.
"You don't have a choice. You either do the dare or..." Kai trailed off and pulled a lever, revealing a huge pit full of colorful (and drooling) fangirls.
"...Get sent to the fangirl pit." Elenia finished.
"Shizaku finally finished setting up the fangirl pit." Kai muttered. Suddenly Kai's face turned into a menacing and tortuous grin.
"Hey El, I got an idea." Kai said.
"Oh? What's that?" Elenia asks. Kai whispered something in her ear and Elenia's face morphed into a devilish grin. Elenia whispered something back before facing Shulk.
"Shulk...come here please." Elena said smiling, a dark aura flowing around her. Shulk gulped trying to reach for his Monado. He soon found himself hitting the floor face-first, the orange spear at his neck.
"Oh, Loyal Fangirls! We offer this wonderful young man for you all to play with! As an added bonus, you may also 'inspect' this magnificent weapon!" Kai said holding up the Monado.
"Though one small favour...Make him do the Harlem Shake, that is all we ask of you!" Kai finished as Elenia tossed him into the pit of, now screaming in joy, fangirls. Kai then tossed in the Monado. Shulk's scream could be heard for a few seconds before being drowned out by the cheers of the fangirls. The smashers flinched when they heard Shulk scream, and their faces morphed into one of horror when they heard the cheers of the fangirls.
"...You two...What even are you people?!" Ike shouts, horrified of what he witnessed.
"Hmm...An Avatar/Persona and OC with Author Powers that Host a ToD Show. Need I say more?" Elenia asks. After Elenia said that, a disc flew out of the Fangirl Pit and Kai caught it.
"Ah, this must be the video footage of him doing the Harlem Shake. Might as well make an extra copy for the fangirls." Kai said as he scanned the disc.
"Why? What exactly is on the disc?" Elena asked.
"Shulk Harlem Shaking...in his underwear?" Kai questioned confused and grossed out.
"...Yeah, that copy is definitely going to the fangirls." Elenia said, looking a bit green.
"Anywho...The next Golden Guest is: Guest!" Kai shouted.
"Truths:
King Dedede: When did you become the King of Dreamland?
Bowser: When did you become the King also?
Peach: Since when did the Koopalings (yes, this includes Bowser Jr.) become spoiled brats?
Dares:
Diddy Kong: Inflate Falco with a helium tank and then when he's balloon-ified enough, then, if you want, you can yank the tank hose from him and watch him fly around the room until he deflates
Wolf: Take pictures of Falco being inflated and then being deflated and show said photos to King Dedede, Fox and Krystal
King Dedede, Fox and Krystal: React to said photos
Lucas: Film Falco being inflated and then flying around the room until he deflates and then upload it into YouTube
Sonic: Google "Knuckles" and "obese" and react to it
Peach and Lucario: Read as many trollfics by Eogrus as you can and then react to it."
"I always have been a king! The Waddle Dees have been servants to my family for years, and so-"
"They belong to you and work for you, blah, blah, blah. Moving on, Rep-Bowser?" Elenia questioned.
"Same as Dedede. Family Heritage."
"They always have been spoiled brats. From what I've heard, Bowser has always spoiled them. The most popular toys, 5-Star food, best weapons, ect. So let's just say, he'll spoil them until death."
Diddy gave an apologetic look to Falco before inflating him.
"You're not gonna pull off the hose?" Elenia asked. Diddy shook his head.
"Don't worry, you don't have to. We'll do it for you." Kai said while he mercilessly ripped the hose from Falco's beak. The smashers winced as they watched Falco fly around the room, swirls in his eyes as if he were dizzy. Wolf and Lucas filmed and took pictures of Falco flying around the mansion before uploading the footage to YouTube and showing the images to King Dedede, Fox, and Krystal. King Dedede and Fox stared at the photo for a couple minutes before tossing it into the fangirl pit.
*Reaction to Knuckles Obese*
Sonic:...Why am I not surprised?
Elenia: Who knows? Let's get back to the dares!
*Back to the show*
"Alright, the next Golden Guest is: DaRiot!"
"Truths:
Lucas: When you saved the world from the Pig King, did your dad recover from his depression after he lost your mom and your brother to the Pig Army?
Diddy: How did you meet Banjo, Conker, Timber and many others?
Fox: How did you meet Prince Tricky?
Dares:
Falco: Run away from Sharknado. Run like the wind!
Wolf and Palutena: Swap outfits with each other for 5 minutes
Diddy and Bowser Jr: Switch bodies with each other for an hour
Fox: Watch at least one Cleveland Show episode and react to Kendra's obesity (no offense to people that are actually fat)
Peach, Ike, Zelda, Lucario and Shulk: Watch that T.U.F.F. Puppy episode called "Dog Daze" and react to the whole thing (especially that "I'm a pretty pirate princess and I'm going to the woodpecker ball" line)
Greninja, Krystal, Rosalina, Kirby, Jigglypuff and Sheik: Do the Cha-Cha Slide
Marth: Google your name and "weight gain" and react to it"
"I-It took awhile, b-but my dad did recover from his depression. I just w-wonder how he's doing r-right now."
"...Oee."(...School.)
"I saved Tricky from a this reptilian tribe. I was on a mission to try and stop the planet from cracking and exploding."
"Run? Why? It's just a shark right? I'll just blast it with my blaster!" Falco exclaims.
"Sooo many questions! Sharky attack the bird!" Elenia commands. Just as Elenia commanded a shark appeared out of nowhere and lunged at Falco. Falco shot at it a couple times, but the blasts seemed to bounce off the creature. Falco gulped before he ran for his life.
"THAT'S WHY YOU TOLD ME TO RUN! I'M SORRY! CALL OFF THE SHARKS!"
"No. Now onto the next dare!" Kai shouts, a grin on his face. Wolf groaned as his outfit swapped with Palutena's.
"Why is this outfit so small?! This kind of equipment was not meant for the battlefield!" Palutena exclaims, trying to fit the outfit on her body.
"Why are your clothes so big and heavy?! This outfit won't save my life, it'll just get me killed the first 5 seconds on the battlefield! And who battles with heavy jewelry weighing down their spine and head?!" Wolf shouts while trying to keep the outfit from falling on the floor and expose his body.
"Apparently this Goddess." Elenia said.
"Alright, just keep that up for five minutes and your dare will be done!" Kai said. Diddy and Bowser Jr swapped bodies.
"Why does this body feel so itchy?!" Bowser Jr. whined as he scratched at every part of his temporary body.
"Why does this body feel so small?" Diddy asked as he sat in Bowser Jr's clown car scratching his head in confusion.
*Reaction to Kendra's Obesity*
Fox:...I am done. I am SO done with these videos!
*Fox storms out of the room*
Kai: Welp, Fox is on a rampage...FALCO GO AND CALM DOWN YOUR BUDDY!
Falco: KINDA BUSY RIGHT NOW!
Elenia: I GOT THIS! *Rushes off*
*Hang on a moment we'll be right back!*
*Crashing and blasting sounds can be heard in the background along with a few curses*
*After 15 minutes*
"Hah...ugh...finally caught you...you damn fox…" Elenia muttered out of breath. Fox was trapped in a orange and black seal and was now floating in the air as Kai threw him around the mansion.
"I got Shark to stop chasing Falco, thanks for stopping Fox from wrecking the mansion El."
"Y-Yeah. No problem, but damn this fox is fast." Elenia mummered.
*T.U.F.F Puppy Reaction*
Shulk:...Kai, where exactly are people finding these videos?
Kai: Internet or Television. Mostly internet though.
Peach, Ike, Zelda, Lucario: *Sliding out of the room*
Elenia: Get back to the video before I drag you back.
Kai: Back to the show…?
*Back to the show!*
"Alright. Greninja, Krystal, Rosalina, Kirby, Jigglypuff and Sheik, it's time for you guys to do the Cha-Cha slide. I'm pretty sure Kirby knows what to do though, do you all have what it takes to score a perfect 100?" Kai said while handing them a tutorial. After they read it, they nodded and seemed pretty confident. Kai snapped his fingers and a table with three chairs appeared. Kai and Elenia took their seats while they prepared their score cards. Elenia pulled the third seat out from under the table as a raven haired male with blue highlights fell into it from the ceiling.
"'Sup." The guy said.
"'Sup Shizaku, nice to see you again." Kai said with a small grin as Elenia smiled a bit.
"Looks like the show is still going on. How are you two holding up?"
"Not too bad, I guess. But for now, they need judgement." Kai said as he stared at the smashers who were now preparing to do the Cha-Cha slide. As they stood in position, the smashers did a synchronized Cha-Cha slide, ending with a taunt of their own. Kai gave a 19, Elenia gave a 20, and Shizaku gave a 17, a final score card fluttered down from one of the walls and somehow landed onto the table with the number '19' sketched onto it.
"Alright, Ayato gave a 19. Let's tally up the scores!"
-After a few seconds of calculating-
"75 points out of 100! Impressive, but not the best either, but hey, who knows? Maybe you'll get a better score next time!" Kai said.
"Marth, you know what to do." Elenia said.
*Reaction*
Marth: Another one of these?!
Kai: Yeah.
Marth: What are people doing with their time?!
Elenia: Making art.
Marth:...Did I ever tell you two how much I hate you?
Kai and Elenia: Plenty of times. We just don't take it as an insult.
Marth: *Slamming his head on the keyboard*
Kai: If that breaks, you're paying for a new one.
*Back to the show!*
"Now then, the next Golden Guest is MajesticXerneas!" Elenia shouted as she held his/her letter filled with truths and dares.
"Dares:
Bowser Jr. Inflate Diddy Kong with helium and then let him fly around the room until he deflates
Peach, Rosalina, Mario, Luigi, Kirby, King Dedede, Sonic, Toon Link, Link, Palutena, Lucina, Dark Pit, Pit, two Robins, Ice Climbers, Shulk and Ike: Watch that Passover movie called "Prince of Egypt" and react to it (I know you guys don't celebrate Passover, but it's just for fun, so no hard feelings, 'mkay?)
Jigglypuff: Put Fox, Falco, Wolf, R.O.B. and Mr. Game & Watch to sleep with Sing; after that, draw on their faces
Fox, Falco, Wolf, R.O.B. and Mr. Game & Watch: When you eventually wake up, look in the mirror and react to your vandalized faces
Sheik: Film said reaction and upload it into YouTube
Samus: Take a picture of said reaction
Greninja and Lucario: Read the "Subpar Smash Broas: The Reel Sekwel" and react to it
Truths:
Zelda: When and how did you first learn to disguise yourself as Sheik?
Lucina: Who is your mom?
Greninja: How did you end up as a newcomer for Smash?
Lucas: How did you react to coming back to Smash as a DLC?
Ness: How did you react to Lucas coming back as a DLC?
Popo: Is it true that you might come back as a DLC soon?"
Bowser Jr. inflated Diddy, or well, tried to. Diddy ran away as soon as he heard his name and the word 'helium'.
"..." Bowser Jr. didn't even bother to chase him this time.
"...Want us to get him for you?" Kai asked. Bowser Jr. simply nodded as he tapped the helium tank. Elenia grabbed a hookshot and aimed it at Diddy, before shooting, the hook wrapping itself onto Diddy's leg and dragging him back to Elenia. Diddy was in a panic, literally screaming and trying to throw himself everywhere. The host and hostess were trying not to knock him out and Shizaku was just sighing from his spot on the ceiling.
"...This dare isn't even supposed to take this long." Kai muttered.
"It's just Diddy who's stalling." Elenia finished while dropping Diddy on the floor in front of Bowser Jr.
"Go ahead Kiddo. We need to get this dare over with. No more interruptions." Kai said as Bowser Jr. pouted before filling Diddy with helium, after he seemed to be filled to his limit, Bowser Jr ripped the cord from his mouth and watch Diddy fly around the room with glee.
*Prince of Egypt Movie Reaction*
Shulk and the two Robins: *Entranced to the movie and not uttering a word*
Lucina, Rosalina, and Palutena: *Conversing among one another while watching some parts of the movie*
Kirby: *Distracted by the popcorn in Peach's hands*
Peach: *Busy trying to keep the popcorn away from Kirby*
King Dedede: *Is asleep*
Toon Link and the Ice Climbers: *Watching the movie and talking while sitting on Dedede*
Dark Pit: *Nodding off to sleep*
Pit: *Watching the movie but is confused*
Mario, Luigi, Sonic, and Link: *Playing cards*
Ike: *Conversing with the Host and Hostess* Looks like everyone is happy with the arrangement...and surprisingly no screaming.
Kai: Huh...Maybe we should hold movie night more often then.
Elenia: Yeah. Though, we should probably separate some of the smashers from one another...they may trash the place like last movie night.
Ike:...But we were the ones cleaning.
Kai: True, but you guys did make the mess. We're not your maids, we do not clean up after your messes once you make them. So no complaints right?
Ike:...Nope. No complaints here.
Elenia and Kai: Good. Also MajesticXerneas? No hard feelings!
*Back to the show*
"Jigglypuff, do your thing." Elenia said while taking a sip of her fresh Earl Grey tea. Jigglypuff had a gleeful look on her face as she sang, the Golden Guests, host and hostess protected by a soundproof barrier, the other smashers were not so lucky. A devious smile came across Jigglypuff's face as she started to draw on every smasher'sface. She had drawn, and quite beautifully, everyone's worst fear. The host and hostess holding letters of dares and truths of the ToD show you're reading about now. *Crash*
Whoops.
Kai glared at the air.
"Seriously?"
Hey, you're not fixing that wall are you?
"..."
Yeah, that's what I thought.
"...Elenia, are the smashers awake?"
"Almost. You got a stick?" Elenia asked. Kai nodded and handed her a stick she found outside. Elenia poked every smasher with the stick and they all woke up immediately and went to a mirror nearby to see what the Golden Guests were snickering at. The aftermath: The smashers were screaming for towels and water to get the marker stains off their faces. Sheik was filming the whole ordeal while Samus took photos.
"New background picture." Samus muttered as she rubbed some of the marker off her face.
*Reaction to Subpar Smash Broas: The Reel Sekwel*
Lucario: GRAAAAAAAAH! *Starts destroying the room*
Greninja:...*Internally screaming for Mercy*
Kai:...
Elenia: Let's get back to the show.
*Back to the smashers who are waiting to see if anyone's died*
Lucario was fuming when they got out of the room and Greninja was questioning himself about his sanity.
"...Do I even want to kn-"
"NO." Was Lucario's reply to the Smasher who asked.
"Anywho, onto the truths!" Elenia said as she looked over the letter.
"Zelda! When did you learn to disguise yourself as Sheik?"
"By practicing my magic and testing it's limits. It's an easy escape if you look like the opposite gender."
"My mother? Well...that honestly depends really, it could be FemaleRobin, Sully, Sumia, Maribelle, or Olivia. Though my actual, or 'canon', mother would most likely be Sumia."
"..." Greninja starts signing to the hostess and host.
"He says that he got a letter while he was training and it was an invitation to the Smash tournament."
"I-I was surprised when I got the news of b-being DLC, b-but really happy because I could s-see my friends a-again!" Lucas said with a smile.
"I was honestly surprised, after so many days of fighting and losing, I was just about to give up hope until he saved me from Bowser's wrath. I nearly burst out crying when we done with the match, hugged him and uh...wouldn't let him go until Master Hand promised me Lucas would stay for the tournament."
"It's really unlikely we'd be the next DLC, but that would be a surprising thing that may happen. Not now though, maybe in the next tournament?"
"Alright, that's all the time we have for this chapter! Join us, Kai (Ayasaki) and Elenia, next time when we answer more truths and dares on Smash Truth or Dare Creator Style!"
After the Show
Construction was going on inside of the Kaishiro mansion as Ayato and Shizaku lead the construction crew and ordered them what to do. The mansion was being decorated with four different themes for the holidays they have missed and the upcoming holiday. Each holiday would be decorated equally into four different sections of the Kaishiro mansion.
"Let's see...we need more tinsel for the Christmas section, a few more baskets of fruit for Thanksgiving, some skull decor for Halloween, and a lot of pink and fluffy ribbons for Valentine's day." Ayato listed as Shizaku shouted the order to the construction crew. The other two, of this quartet, were busy looking through the other letters they didn't have the chance to get to and nearly winced at the weight of all the letters.
"Damn...we missed all that? We really need to catch up with these letters." Kai muttered.
"Yeah, no kidding." Elenia whispered back.
"...Do you feel that?"
"Feel what?...Oh. OH." Elenia said realization hitting her face as she stares at the ceiling above her, a strong presence was emitting from outside the mansion and was now entering.
-Back at Shizaku and Ayato's area-
"Hmm...what else are we missing?" Ayato wondered aloud.
"You two need help?" Master Hand asked.
"Hm? Oh, actually yeah, what do you think we're missing from the holidays themes?" Shizaku asked.
"Most likely more colors that fit the theme. Though you may have the decorations and supplies, there isn't much color to fit the holiday themes."
"'Kay. Anything else?" Ayato asked while looking down at the floating hand.
"Not much else for decoration, but rather do you think you can your senses checked out for not greeting your creator properly?" Kaishiro asked as she floated upside down, staring at Ayato with narrowed eyebrows. Ayato's eyes widened as his lens-less glasses turning slightly crooked as he clumsily greets Kaishiro with a bow. Kaishiro, or Aya, just laughed and giggled at his reaction.
"Just joking around Ayato, sorry if I scared you a bit." Kaishiro said, a light smile on her face. She looks down and sees Master Hand, and her smile quickly turns into a grin as she floats down towards him.
"Master Hand!" Kaishiro shouts as she hugs the floating hand, the hand happily complying to the hug as best as he can.
"Hello Aya, it is good to see you again...It has been awhile since that last time we met." Master Hand says.
"Yep! But it's nice to finally see you again!" Kaishiro chirps, a smile gracing her face along with some anime-style cherryblossoms.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone, Master Hand, you know Kaishiro?!" Ayato and Shizaku ask, shocked at the news.
"Er...Yes, I know Aya. Though I never expected to see her again, but I am rather curious, why are you shocked by this?"
"We never knew that you knew our creator! She's always fandom hopping and dimension jumping, but holy hell, we never expected her to have known you!" Ayato and Shizaku shout at the same time. Kaishiro giggled and hugged Master Hand again.
"You shouldn't be so surprised you know? Though I can see why you two would be surprised. Your lazy and introverted creator met someone very important and of high-power and is good friends with them, surprisingly I'm surprised that you had even wanted to see me again." Kaishiro said truthfully. Master Hand went silent for a few seconds, before lightly poking Kaishiro's side.
"Now, now. Why wouldn't I like to see you again? There is no reason not to like you, now stop with the negative thinking about yourself. You're going to make your Avatars, OCs, and friends worried. You wouldn't want that happening would you?" Master Hand asked. Kaishiro shook her head and gave a reassuring smile to the now worried Golden Guests who were earlier talking amongst one another for some ideas of truths and dares. Once they saw that she was okay, they went back to chatting, plotting, and laughing. Kaishiro then turned to Master Hand and poked one of his fingers with a small smile on her face.
"Thank you for bringing me back into reality. Though you don't poke a creator without being poked back." Kaishiro said. Unbeknownst to Kaishiro and Master Hand, the host and hostess were watching from one of the rooms.
"Hey El…"
"Yeah?"
"You think those two would make a good couple?"
Author's Note
Hello everyone! Slow update I know, but it's better than nothing. I'm sorry that I couldn't get to everyone's truths and dares, but I will soon! So don't worry, see you all in the next chapter Creators!