Hey people sorry about my short chapters and boring story plot (which must be the reason nobody has reviewed this story yet!) Also, sorry about the last part at the end of the 2nd chapter, I was still awake at midnight so . . . yeah I guess you could say I was insane (even better! I put a TON of caramel syrup in meh hot cocoa so I was totally sugar hyper!) Infact I'm doing the very same thing at this moment while I'm writing! BACK TO YOU ZACH!

Zach's POV:

He sighed, after finally getting the girls' noses to stop spewing out blood they managed to get directions to the headmaster's office. They were briefly told a bit about the school and main rules, all unneeded formalities. He remembered something about some club his son started and that three of the members would be in their class, one of them being the other scholarship student.

He looked around slightly annoyed. He had been separated from Coal and Theo after a wave of squealing girls swept past them in an already crowded hallway. "Something about a club in the music room and a new member?" He shook the thought off, it wasn't going to help him find his brothers. He took out a white sugar cube and crunched on it as he walked.

"Excuse me?" He stopped and turned to meet a small brunette dressed in the school's male uniform. He blinked, why was this girl wearing a males uniform?

"Then again, I can't say I wouldn't do the same if I had the choice. At least the male's uniform is more bearable than the female," he thought and swallowed the rest of the cube, "Yes?"

"I was just wondering if you were lost, you don't look like you know your way around," Zach studied the brunette carefully for a second. It was obvious this girl was very down-to-earth and blunt. Judging that she was the only one who wore the girl's uniform and the intelligence of the other girls int he school were as low as he had ever come by, Zach guessed that the other girls had no knowledge of this girl's real gender. She seemed confident and should stand her own ground in a debate, using this information he predicted her to find her real gender unimportant.

Deciding to play differently than the rebel type he had planned last night he answered with a dumbfounded expression. "Uh, yes. I'm trying to find my class, you see I'm new here and the school seems so big . . ." he trailed off for a moment then lifted his head up as if remembering her, "Anyway! I'm trying to find the first year class 1-A, could you help me?"

She tilted her head to the side slightly, Zach suspected it to be a normal reaction. A cute reaction he would admit, one that would send girls or boys head over heels. Zach made quick note of this. "I can help, I'm actually heading to that class right now."

Zach bowed, "Thank you . . ." he trailed off remembering he didn't know the girl's name.

"Haruhi Fujioka," the girl filled in.

"Haruhi, that's a girl's name. Therefore this confirms Fujioka is a female student attending Ouran as a male,"

"Zach Shinpitekina,"

Coal's POV:

Theo was fuming next to him as they walked down the hallways. "Probably about Zach, the girls at this school are so stupid they need to travel in groups to survive, Almost like schools of fishes." Coal thought, "Though I wouldn't be surprised if it was about the colour of the school itself, that or the wide eyed students here." Ever since they had entered the school Coal had noticed obvious stares from the other students. "Damn rich people don't have the dignity to try to stare secretly," He reached into his pocket for another pocky to find it empty, "Damn it, probably was washed away with the way of fangirls . . . Maybe I could get a peppermint stick from Theo?" He glanced at Theo was was just finishing his sweet with a viciously annoyed look on his face, "Forget it, I'm not going to die today,"

Suddenly two figures knocked him and Theo to the ground, "Kaoru? Kaoru! Are you alright?!" he heard a voice shout, it was a deep, male, mischievious, and a good deal worried.

"Hikaru? Is that you?" another voice asked, this one was a tad softer, gentler, also male, and frantically trying to calm the owner of the voice. He sat up and rubbed his head checking if his hat was in place.

"Kaoru! Oh Kaoru you worried me so much! I thought tha-"

"Hikaru calm down I'm fine," the second voice interrupted.

There was a pause, Coal looked over to Theo was was mirroring his actions. After seeing that his brother was alright he adjusted his hat and got up. Giving Theo a hand up and turning around to see two almost exact red heads on the floor. One was laying on the ground while the other was kneeling next to him holding the other's head in his hands. "These must be the twins the girls from earlier were talking about," Girls nearby blushed and and a few drops of blood started to drip. "Oh please, no more blood."

"Kaoru . . ." The one kneeling on the ground started, his hair shadowing his face in an almost menacing way. "Please, don't ever make me worry like that about you again."

"Hikaru," The one laying on the floor started in a comforting voice, "I'm sorry I made you worry. I'm fine though."

Coal saw Theo roll his eyes next to him. They stood over them waiting for the little scene to finish, Coal sighed attracting the twins' attention. They hopped up and twisted their arms around each other protectively. "Why don't you watch where you're going next time?" The one to the right bursts. Judging by the voice he guessed it to be Hikaru, taking a moment to look him over swiftly before he made a retort back. Hikaru's hair was parted to the right, a mirror image from Kaoru's who had his hair parted to the left. Hikaru was slightly taller than Kaoru and his nose a bit higher.

"Hikaru please . . . calm down," Kaoru touched Hikaru's face gently and pulled his brother's chin making them only inches apart. This time Theo snorted, unfazed by the two's brotherly love. It was clear to the both of the Shinpitekinas that this was acted, admittedly professional convincing acting but not good enough to fool them.

"Sorry," Theo started curtly, still not in the mood for foolish acts after his reaction to the school's chosen colour. "We didn't mean to knock you two over,"

"Now please, excuse us. We need to get to class," Coal cut in. He exchanged a quick glance with Theo before they walked off symmetrically in perfect sync.

"So-"

"You two-"

"Must be-"

"The new twins-"

"That a group-"

"Of girls-"

"Were talking-"

"About earlier."

Coal felt an eyebrow twitch, did those two really have to talk like that? He felt two pairs of arms wrap around him then slide over to Theo. "We're not twins." He stated bluntly.

The twins continued wrapping around the Shinpitekinas without notice of his comment, "Can we help you?" Theo finally asked after stepping out of the pair's grasp, "If you heard earlier, we need to get to class."

"Well it's obvious that you're new students here because we've never seen you around-" "Hikaru" (A/N:I thought it is obvious but just in case, the italics are their thoughts)

"And with outfits like yours it's almost impossible to miss you here-" "Kaoru"

"Therefore you must be new, and with those outfits you must be pheasants-" "Hikaru"

"And so in conclusion, you two are the new scholarship students-" "Kaoru"

"At Ouran Academy!" "Hikaru"

"We are new scholarship students here, what of it?" Theo snapped, a glare was hidden behind his glasses.

Coal sighed finally getting what the twins were asking for, "If you insist . . . ?"

"Where are our manners?!" Hikaru exclaimed dramatically, putting a hand to his forehead. Then suddenly he posed sideways with his eyes closed as if somebody was giving him a present, "Hikaru Hitachiin-"

"And Kaoru Hitachiin-"

"First years at your service!" They finished in unison.

Coal could swear he felt a vein pop, did they seriously have to do that all the time? "Well . . . Hitachiin-san thank you, if you could just point us in the direction of first year class 1-A we'll get going and out of your hair."

Hikaru stuck his arm out, "Down the hall, take a right, up the staircase, go left, through the garden, take another left, and it'll be the first door on your right!"

He sighed, "Alright . . . then we'll be going now," He and Theo turned and started walking only to be stopped by the twins again.

"Wait a moment!" Hikaru smirked.

"Lucky for the both of you we're in the exact same classroom as the both of you!" Kaoru exclaimed.

"So that means we can get to class together!" The twins wrapped around Theo and Coal again, "Isn't that great!?"

"If these two don't get off me in 30 seconds they'll be leaving this school in a body bag . . ."

Tamaki's POV:

Tamaki could swear something angered his friend more than usual. A large dark aura was swimming around his friend as they rode the limo together to school. He was typing furiously on his laptop, the screen adding an even more menacing affect to the car. Finally he spoke up, "Uh . . . Kyoya?"

The typing stopped suddenly and the raven haired boy raised his head up to Tamaki, the light glinting on his glasses. Tamaki sweatdropped and immediately went into his emo corner and started growing mushrooms in the limo. Kyoya sighed, "Yes . . . Tamaki?"

"Umm . . . Kyoya I was just wondering if there was something bothering you more than usual today?"

Kyoya pushed his glasses up and looked ahead, "No, nothing at all. Everything's fine Tamaki thanks for asking."

"Oh . . ."

Kyoya's POV:

"Umm . . . Kyoya I was just wondering if there was something bothering you more than usual today?"

". . ."

"Of course something's bothering me more than usual today! My agents have been completely useless on retrieving intel on the three new students at school which I only just learned about this morning! Usually I'm told a month before schedule that way I'll have a leg up on the subject before they even set foot in the front gates!" Kyoya thought angrily, the dark aura around him thickening. he pushed his glasses up farther up his nose trying to calm himself, "No, nothing at all. Everythin's fine Tamaki thanks for asking."

"Oh . . ." Tamaki replied, "I'm just worried mon ami, you seem distracted."

"It's just the fiances on the host club, you put us 5 million in debt from your last charade." Kyoya commented coldly. He entered the school's database, "Might as well try to make up for lost information," Just as he clicked the scholarship student page, it started to load slowly. "What? Impossible, this is a state of the art laptop to my own personal designs. There's no way tha-" His thoughts were interrupted by the laptop's blinking screen that started, sparks flew off the machine and steam started to rise from it. "Ahh!"

He quickly threw it away in case of any fires, Tamaki looked worriedly between the device and his friend. "Kyoya! Your computer is smoking!" Kyoya stared at it in disbelief, "Are you alright? Are you injured? What happened?" Tamaki continued to pelt his friend with questions until he realized he wasn't paying him any attention. "MOTHER DEAREST!" he exclaimed, snapping Kyoya out of his deep thoughts.

"It's fine Tamaki, that laptop was getting out of date anyway." He replied coolly.

"But Kyoya . . ."

"I said it's fine Tamaki."

There was no reply, Kyoya cloesd the laptop which had stopped smoking and set it neatly on the ground. They didn't talk for the rest of the ride, which gave Kyoya time to his thoughts, "What happened? That laptop was practically brand new and nothing else has happened like this before." It looks like the three new scholarship students would be a surprise, he didn't like surprises.

Okay sorry for not updating yesterday but I was trying to find a new anime to occupy myself with and reading some stuff by my friend SillyCrazyMe (please check out her place, she said she's planning a Black Butler crossover soon!) Umm . . . I've gotten NO REVIEWS and so it's driving meh off a cliff, but . .. nothing I can do about it! So please guests, visitors, people with actual accounts . . . PLEASE WRITE A REVIEW ON THE STORY! Also . . . from now on in the story there will be a bunch of music and references so I'll try my best to explain them in my Author's Notes!

THANK YOU FOR READING AND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!

~ The Insane One