Me: Hey guys! So I just wanted to clarify that the triplets show up a week before the physical exams so they'll be around for that! I'm also having a bit of writer's block so most likely this will be uploaded later than all the other chapters and I apologize. To make up I'm having Honey-senpai say the disclaimer! Also if you haven't noticed a bit on the triplets' personality Theo has a nasty mouth while Coal uses more British terms like "bloody" and Zach has yet to show his "dark side"!

Honey: *is cuddling Usa-chan and sitting at table with Mori eating cake* PonyGrim or The Insane One doesn't own Ouran Highschool Host Club, only the Shinpitekina "family" and friends! Right Takashi?

Mori: Ah

Me: Also I have a feeling I mentioned this before but just in case I didn't. The Shinpitekina triplets show up a little after Haruhi broke the vase and so about a week or so before the party (episode 1 "The Job of a Highschool Host!)

Honey's POV:

He knew that Mori saw his hesitation, he probably already knew he was lying at the moment. Mori hadn't questioned them once they were alone, he didn't need to, the question was in his eyes. "I just need to figure this out without Kyoya, even though his resources could be useful it may also attract attention,"

Theo's POV:

"Okay that was so close to blowing our cover ON THE FIRST DAY!" he raged at Zach. "I'm already in a crappy mood then he has to get our cover nearly blown and I'm out of peppermint sticks!"

"Why are you yelling at me about this?!" He yelled back, "It was the Subarashī fault! (A/N: You'll learn about the Subarashī later . . . *evil laugh*)

"Just give me one of your fucking sugar cubes!" Theo shouted back.

"No way! They're mine!" Zach put a defensive hand over the jacket's inside pocket where he harbored his sweets.

"Shut up!" Coal interrupted them, "Look this was a close call, on the bright side. I set off a memory smoke bomb so they won't remember the details about their 'attackers'." He walked to the door and grabbed a black fedora off the counter and popped out another pocky, "Now come on we need to get to school. And Zach give him a cube, I don't want an kids to die today because of our poor blood sugar."

~Time Skip (school gates)~

Theo could swear he felt a vein popped when he looked at the school, "If this is a school for the rich bastards of Japan why did they decided to paint the school pink and make the uniforms out of marshmallows?" he asked to nobody in particular. There were few more stares at them than yesterday, "What did I get dog poop on my shoes or something?" he thought as he looked down at his clothes. That day they were wearing white T-shirts, a reasonably thick long sleeved sweater, dark washed jeans, and the black converses from yesterday. Their glasses were now black frames with the same styles as yesterdays'. He looked around, everybody was whispering, or attempting to whisper, about something about the twins and the host club.

*In Class*

Zach's POV:

They settled into their seats and looked around the classroom, it was empty except for a small group of girls giggling the corner that kept on glancing over to him. Finally he gave them a small wave which turned their faces as red as tomatoes. He sighed and was about to open up his sketchbook when two pairs of hands slammed down on his desk. He didn't even need to look up to know who it was, "Yes Hitachiin-san?"before they could say something he interrupted them, "Just saying, if you keep on annoying us in class our grades will probably drop then we'll loose our scholarship therefore you won't have any new 'toys' to play with anymore." He smirked as he snuck a glance at the twins' shocked faces, he had overheard them talking to Haruhi yesterday about her being their toy. Plus the fact that he heard them call Haruhi a she so they must have something to do with the fact that she's hiding her gender.

"We just wanted-" Hikaru started.

"-to invite you to the 3rd music room-" Kaoru continued.

"-during club activities."

"And why would we do that?" Theo entered the conversation sitting on a chair backwards. "What's so important that we need to go there?"

"What if we promise not to bother you in classes for the rest of the week if you come to the 3rd music room during club activities?" The two twins asked in unison.

"Well if it's so much to you that you must stop your distracting nature then we'll swing by and visit." They jumped to see Coal leaning back in his chair listening to the entire conversation.

His brothers sweatdropped and silently cursed the twins. They smirked at him and high-fived each other.

Hikaru's POV:

"I wonder what Kyoya wants with the triplets?" He asked Kaoru after they walked out of the room.

"I don't know," Kaoru answered.

"It's just that usually it's the boss that invites new kids to visit the host club," Hikaru thought aloud.

Kaoru shrugged, "Probably has to do with the fact that he knows nothing about them." he reasoned.

Hikaru stopped, "Yeah why do you think that is?"

"I don't know, though Kyoya's computer it new so do you think that has something to do with it?"

They looked at each other and shrugged, "Wow what a bothering conversation," they said together, not to anybody exactly. "Let's go mess with Haruhi!"

~Club Activities Time~

Theo's POV:

He groaned, "I can't believe we're actually going to their club."

"Yeah but everybody is talking about it so this is a good chance to finally found out what it's about." Zach pointed out, "Not to mention the twins won't bother us in classes for the rest of the week so this is a double win!"

Theo sighed, "I have to admit not being bothered by those two for a while does sound wonderful," He looked up, "HOLY SHIT! DAMN RICH SCHOOL HAS TEN MUSIC ROOMS!" he suddenly exclaimed as he saw the hallway of rooms.

Coal turned back and glared at him, "Didn't I say something about rethinking your character earlier?" he snarled.

Theo shrugged, "I already used it in class no use changing it now."

They came to the third music room, "This is it right?" Zach asked looking up at the plaque.

Coal nodded and grasped the handles, "On three,"

"One,"

"Two,"

"Three,"

Together they opened to doors. Rose petals swirled towards them and they opened the doors and a wave of the scent rolled over the three of them. They stiffened, no they froze, "What in mother fucking Hell?" Theo thought dirtily. The light cleared to reveal six boys and Haruhi, there were the twins, Mitsukuni and Takashi, and two others that the triplets didn't recognize.

"Hey look Takashi! They're identical! They must be the triplets everybody has been talking about!" Mitsukuni exclaimed.

"Ah," Mori replied.

"Isn't he a guy of many words?"

The raven haired boy with glasses pushed them up his nose, "These are the new scholarship students correct Hikaru?" he asked the pair of twins.

"Yup!" They exclaimed together.

A blonde with violet eyes approached them, the triplets backed away as the rose scent drifted off him heavily, "Welcome to the Ouran Academy Host Club!" He exclaimed. "What would your perferred type be?"

"What?" Theo and Zach deadpanned.

The blonde gave them no notice, "Would you like Honey the Boy-Lolita type? Or Mori the Strong and Silent type? Perhaps the twins the Mischievous types? Or Kyoya the Cool type? Haruhi the Natural type," The blonde slid smoothly to the right and reappeared closer to their faces, "Or me? Tamaki the Princely type?"

There was silence before Theo responded, "We're not here for whatever it is this is,"

"Huh? Then why are you guys here?" Haruhi asked.

"Because the twins said they would stop bothering us in class for the rest of the week if we came," Zach replied.

"Wait what is this place? People keep on talking about it around school," Theo asked.

"This is a host club, we entertain ladies at Ouran in exchange they give us a small amount of money," The raven haired boy replied as he wrote something down in a black notebook.

"Please tell me that you mean entertain in a non sexual way," Zach asked.

Theo slapped him in the back of the head, "If that was true then why would Haruhi be here?! She's a girl after all!" The host club froze as the two of them were arguing. Coal smirked unnoticed by the rest of the club except for Honey, Mori, and Kyoya who just took a quick note of him.

"Well she could be a lesbian!" Zach shot back. Haruhi sweatdropped.

"If that was true then why does everybody except the twins refer to Haruhi as a guy?!"

Zach paused for a moment, "Good point,"

"W-w-what do you mean?!" The blonde stammered.

"Uh, are you blind or something? It's obvious that Haruhi is a girl," Zach said in a monotone.

"What? How do you know?" The twins exclaimed.

Theo rolled his eyes, "Please it's as easy as telling the two of you apart. First off Haruhi is a girl's name, not unisex. Second, those eyes and facial features, come on dead giveaway. Third her shoulders and pretty much entire body figure, not much I'm going to say there. Fourth, I saw Haruhi go into the girl's restroom and if she was a boy he doesn't seem like the type to be a pervert."

"YOU WENT IN THE GIRL'S RESTROOM?!" The twins and the blonde exclaimed.

"It was after school hours! How was I supposed to know that they would be there!" She shouted at them.

"Well they know Haruhi's secret, what are we going to do?"

"UGH, are these people blind or just plain stupid?" He asked in English.

The host club paused for a moment, "You know we can understand you," Kyoya put in.

"I assume you know English then?" Zach asked.

Hikaru raised an eyebrow, "We're all-"

"-fluent or very good in the language-" Kaoru continued.

"-even Haruhi knows it." Hikaru finished

"Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!" She shouted over as she passed by.

"Ah," Mori added.

Honey paused from inhaling cake, "Yup!"

"Such talent for the language you have!" Tamaki exclaimed.

"Children of big companies in Japan attend Ouran, it's only natural that the school teaches it," Kyoya put in.

Coal thought for a moment, "Vous savez de français?" (You guys know French?)

Kyoya adjusted his glassed, "Courant, plus cet idiot blonde sur il est de la France" (Fluent, plus that blonde idiot over there is from France)

Kyoya pointed to Tamaki who shot up, "Il est vrai!" (It's true!)

"¿Cuántos saben español?" (How many know Spanish?) Coal asked.

"Sólo yo," (Just me) Kyoya raised an eyebrow as he answered, "How many languages do these guys know?"

"Έλληνες;" (Greek?) He tried.

"Μια λίγο πιο περίπλοκο" (A bit more complicated) Kyoya shot back.

The other host club members watched in fascination as the two of them entered a verbal battle of languages. "Wow, it looked like Kyoya found his match," Hikaru exclaimed in wonder.

Zach smirked, "I doubt it,"

Haruhi shot him a questioning glance. "Who are these people?" She thought.

Coal thought for a moment before speaking, "Quid ergo?" (What about this?)

"Latine, commaculare arripere possum ego a principio conversationis" (Latin, I dabble though I can grasp a basic conversation) A brag edged his way into Kyoya's tone.

"Ki sa ki sou kounye a?" (What about now? [Haitian Creole]) Coal asked. There was no response and he gave Kyoya a slight smirk. "Just testing out your language skills Ootori-senpai,"

"Anyway, back to the more pressing topic at hand," Kyoya pushed up his glasses and looked down in his notebook, "Haruhi is posing as a boy to work off a debt she owes the host club, therefore you can't tell anybody,"

"I'm guessing this has to do with breaking a eight million yen vase or something," Zach muttered. The host club shot the triplets a suspicious glance.

"Okay, that was just plain creepy," The twins thought.

"So you'll have to join the host club!" Tamaki exclaimed suddenly.

"There's no way in fucking Hell we're ever going to join this crazy fest," Theo snapped. Sending the blonde to an emo corner where he began growing mushrooms.

Coal raised an eyebrow silently. "Yes he is okay and that is normal," Kyoya answered the unspoken question after paying more attention to the more silent triplet after their verbal encounter. He nodded.

"It's bad enough that we have to deal with the twins in class, there's no way we're doing this," Theo defended himself. He turned on his heel to walk out of the room when suddenly Hikaru slammed into him sending him spinning into a china set on a pillar.

Crash! The twins loomed over the fallen triplet smirking. "Now you've done it-" Hikaru started.

"-that set was supposed to replace the vase Haruhi broke at the school auction. It was starting at 20 million yen," Kaoru finished.

"Now you have no other choice but to work off the debt as the host club's dog then!" They exclaimed together, "But we'll have to find your hair colours . . ."

Swiftly the twins snatched the hats off the triplets' heads revealing their pearly white hair with different coloured streaks. "Wow . . ." the host club breathed.

Theo glared up at them from the ground. "Uh oh . . . now they've done it," Zach backed away from his brother and hid behind Coal who had retrieved their hats and stuck them onto his brother's heads unnoticed.

Theo jumped up and in a matter of seconds the twins laid in a pile on the floor limp. "I can't move my body!" Hikaru exclaimed. There was a slight facial change on the stoic one's face before resuming it's normal set.

Theo was dusting off his hands, "And that's what you get!"

"Wow Theo I must applaud you on holding so far back," Zach stepped out from behind Coal, "Only taking out the pressure points, I was sure that they would be leaving in body bags,"

"All martial arts aside you still owe the club 20 million yen so you'll still have to work it off," Kyoya cut in.

The triplets looked at each other, "Yeah still not happening buster," Theo shot at Kyoya.

They had turned around leaving a stunned host club behind them, "Expect all your money tomorrow," Zach called back.

Zach's POV:

"Ha! Kyoya's face when we told him that we're not working at the host club!" Theo exclaimed.

Zach smirked, "I know! It was priceless!"

"Hate to spoil the party but the other band members won't be very happy that we're taking out so much money from our account," Coal deadpanned them as the opened the door to their apartment.

"What's this about withdrawing a large amount of money from our funds?" A voice asked.

Coal turned on the lights and walked into the room calmly, "Hey Ace, nice to see you too," he called to a boy with dark brown hair (A/N: styled in a Messy Max, don't judge just roll with it, look it up on Google Images) and green eyes as he walked to the kitchen and opened the fridge, "You staying for dinner?"

"What are you guys doing here?" Zach asked as he walked in.

"Well we are in a band together so of course we'll be in Japan with you," Another boy answered, he also had dark brown hair and green eyes but his were a bit darker. It was clear that the two were related like brothers, but this one's hair was styled in a different way (A/N: look up Piecey Pete, don't judge I suck when it comes to describing fashion and stuff like that, it's like that but a little longer, all these styles should be found if you look it up on Google Images and should be the first picture with little boys).

"You know that's not what we meant you bastards, what are you doing in our apartment?" Theo asked as he walked in, a playful smile on his face.

Another boy clicked his tongue, "Such language shouldn't be used for a young lady Thea," he chided. His hair was actually red (like. . . the actual color) and cut in a Popstar Parker look (A/N: Again I suck at describing fashion things, look up the image it'll be there).

"Lady? Please Will don't humor us," Coal called from the kitchen and crunched on a pocky loudly as if it proved it.

"You guys have to pose as guys way too much on these missions," Ace responded, "You are girls after all, Nicole."

She stuck her tongue out, "It's annoying, everybody thinks you're so innocent and can't fight or anything," she snorted.

"Which is why being a dude is awesome," Zach fist pumped with the darker brown haired boy, "It's nice seeing you Jack."

"As always brother," he responded.

HAHA! Yeah, Coal and Theo are GIRLS! I had to kay? I mean COME ON, this is an Ouran Host Club fanfic! There's got to be romance in it! So yeah, three more OCs, now you know why I always put friends in my disclaimer. Yeah so Coal's real name is Nicole and Theo's real name is Thea, I've been waiting to reveal them for a while now and with the dance coming up I needed to do it soon cause of things . . . So what about Ace, Jack, and Will? And what's this about a band?! And how are they planning to pay of the debt again?! All be be revealed in the next chapter of Simply Triplets!

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~ The Insane One