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This chapter is more pointless than the other chapter I said was pointless. Also, this is two days after the last chapter, so some of the snow has melted.
Okay, here goes nothing... And if he kills me for this, I will continue writing this fanfic from beyond the grave! I hope they have wifi in Hell...
.:Scarlett's POV:.
"I don't want to go out dressed like this!" Kirito's voice yelled from inside his bedroom.
"It's your fault! You took the bet!" I yelled back, pulling out my phone. "Just come out already, before I drag you out here!"
A moment later, the door opened and Kirito walked down the hall, grumbling under his breath.
I quickly took a picture, before he could even think to take the phone out of my hands. I stuffed the phone in the small handbag I'd decided to carry today.
Looking him up and down to see if the clothes fit right, I nodded. Then, at the hilarity of the situation, as well as the glare Kirito was sending me, I started laughing.
"Hey Scarlett, what was that?" he asked me suspiciously.
Grinning evilly, I said, "Just something to remember today by."
Kirito mumbled something under his breath. "Why can't I just stay here?" he whined.
Rolling my eyes, I answered, "Because you lost the bet. If you don't stop complaining about it, I'm going to send the picture I just took to everyone on my contact list."
He gasped and screamed, "NOOO!"
"Then you should hurry and get this over with," I said, maybe just the slightest bit cruelly.
People around us were shopping like nothing was out of place, but Kirito was next to me, hoping that nobody we knew would see him.
Relax, I told him through the link we had. He nodded jerkily. I rolled my eyes. I could've given you a worse dare. As far as dares go, dressing as a girl isn't that bad.
He glared at me, which made my shoulders shake with silent laughter, which I held in, trying not to look too insane. The blue and green dress he was wearing didn't help at all, and I doubled over with the effort of holding my laughter in.
Is the situation really that funny? Kirito's cross voice said in my mind.
Yes. Yes it is, I responded. A moment later, I stood up straight and avoided looking at Kirito so I wouldn't burst out laughing again.
"HEY!" The loud voice came from behind me. I spun, making sure my face was straight.
"Hey, Star!" I said, then, noticing Tsubaki behind him, added, "Hi Tsubaki!"
Blackstar looked from me to Kirito, who was standing next to me. "Who's the chick?" he asked.
I burst out laughing and Kirito crossed his arms and threw daggers at me with his eyes. Star and Tsubaki simply looked confused.
I managed to reign in my laughter a moment later. Wiping tears out of my eyes, I told Blackstar, "That's Kirito."
"YOUR GOD DEMANDS TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!" Star yelled.
I explained the situation with a simple, "He lost a bet," and Tsubaki smiled.
"I'll have to remember this one," she said.
After Tsubaki had pulled Blackstar into a store to shop, I turned to Kirito. "I wonder how many people think you're a girl," I said, fighting my smile and losing.
He turned away, only to groan when he spotted someone. Maka and her partner, Soul, were coming down the escalator. When Maka spotted us, she waved, and after they reached our floor, she dragged Soul toward us.
"Hey Scarlett!" she said as she got closer. Noticing the "girl" next to me, she asked, "Who's that?"
Kirito sighed, and I grinned and started explaining Kirito's appearance.
When I was done, both Soul and Maka were laughing, and Kirito looked disgruntled. "It's not that funny," he muttered, looking away from us all.
"But it is!" Maka and I both exclaimed. We looked at each other and started laughing again.
Soul was wiping his eyes. "That's so not cool," he said to Kirito. "Why'd you even make a bet against her?"
Kirito thought that over for a moment. "I have no idea," he said. "Clearly, it was one of the biggest mistakes I have ever made."
Maka looked at him. "Where'd you get the dress?" she asked.
"I made him buy it at a sale," I responded.
I guess Soul spotted him behind us, because he yelled, "Kid! Come over here and look at this!"
Kid popped up beside us a moment later, two girls following him. He noticed my confusion and said, "Oh, Scarlett. Nice to see you again. These are my weapons, Liz and Patty."
The shorter one, Patty, quickly asked, "Do you like giraffes?"
Not really sure where that came from, I said, "Yeah?"
She squealed. "Then we're going to be really good friends!"
I simply nodded, and the taller girl, Liz, put an arm around Patty. "Please excuse my sister. She's always like this."
Kid interrupted us before I could respond. "Who is that standing next to you?"
I glanced at Kirito, who was obviously not happy being mistaken for a girl yet again. Smiling, I said, "That's Kirito." I added, "He's my weapon," as an afterthought.
Kid gaped for a second. Patty started shooting questions about all kinds of animals at Kirito. Liz laughed. A moment later, Kid joined in.
Pretty soon, all of our little group- except for one- were all hunched over in different positions as we attempted to catch our breath after laughing for so long. Kirito simply stood there, looking at us all.
"It's really not that funny," he stated yet again.
I just shook my head, not willing to waste my breath on telling him exactly how funny it is.
Back at home, Kirito was attempting to get the dress off. From my room across the hall, I could hear him swearing at the stupid thing.
"Scarlett! I will take my revenge for this!" he yelled. I laughed, sure he would try.
Well, that's yet another chapter down. I had fun writing this one. I guess we'll all find out what, exactly, Kirito's revenge will be in a later chapter...
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~Kirito and Scarlett