Night 1/ January 1st, 1988
"Hey! Golden Freddy! Wake up!" It was Foxy. I had passed out on the ride to the new pizzeria. I had also been shut down for a few months until the pizzeria was finished. It was a lot more old-fashioned, and it was a lot smaller. I teleported around to investigate. Heh. Not bad. The new night guard would come today. His name was Mike Schmidt. He wasn't the guy who killed me, but I would love it if we scared him for entertainment. "Ok then! Night one! Let's go!" Mangle shouted from inside my suit. I would not show up until both doors were closed, and until Mike was focused on the tablet. Unfortunately, that never happened tonight.
Night 2/ January 2nd, 1988
Freddy was being an idiot, so he didn't let me attack. I got so BORED! "Hey!" Toy Bonnie whispered from inside my suit. "Why don't you read your spell book? You could learn how to cast awesome spells!" "Ok, thanks for the advice!" I whispered back. I read through each of the spells and the incantations. Hmmm, some looked really easy. I tried a flame-conjuring spell, and I accidentally lit one of Toy Chica's shrunken cigarettes on fire. "CIGARETTE!" Toy Chica exclaimed from inside my head. She burst out of my eye and scrambled down to the floor. She picked up the cigarette, stuck it in her mouth, and made a move toward my eye sockets. "No, DON'T YOU DARE..." I shouted. Too late. She had already gotten into my head, and was getting high. Very high. My head started to spin as tobacco smoke poured out of my empty eye sockets. Suddenly, my head burst into flames. "AAAAAAAHHHHH! CHICA! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" I fumbled with my spell book, head still on fire, and flipped to a water conjuring spell. "VOCARE AQUA!" I shouted as water shot out of the wand and soaked me wet. My face was now badly damaged. "Oo-ops, hic! S-sorry!" Toy Chica said giddily. I smacked her, and she went flying across the room, only to hit the wall.
Night 3/ January 3, 1988
That imbecile Toy Chica set me on fire and damaged my suit last night, so I took care of that this morning when I used a repairing spell on myself. Nothing too much happened during the day, but to make things better, Freddy finally let me scare Mike! When the time came, Bonnie went and scared the guard, Chica stayed outside the door, and Foxy was about to charge. Both doors were closed, and Mike was checking the cameras. I seized the opportunity and teleported inside the room. I then put on my best death glare. Surely enough, it worked. When Mike pulled the tablet down, he saw me and screamed! I then conjured hallucinations that showed Freddy's face and said "It's me". He then hid himself under the table and covered his eyes. I teleported away, content with my scariness. Foxy ran down the hall and high-fived me. "Ya did great, matey!" "Sure, bro." I replied. Freddy, however, was not happy with anyone. He was being a jerk! He scolded me for tilting my head off by one degree, and for not glaring at Mike the right way. I then screeched at him for being such an asshole. One word: I-di-ot. I then teleported to Foxy to set up a plan to beat up Freddy. "Foxy, I need you to get up onto the ceiling lamp where Freddy always hangs around." I told him quietly. "What do you want me to do?" He whispered back. I teleported to the kitchen and grabbed a bucket full of ice and water. Then, I teleported back to Foxy, and handed him the bucket. "I want you to dump this on Freddy when I point to you." Foxy stammered, but I shut him up before anyone could hear.
Prank time! I had already set up Foxy and his bucket, and Freddy was right below the lamp! I teleported sneakily behind him, and lit his hat on fire. Stifling an evil laugh, I teleported onto the lamp with Foxy. Freddy had still not noticed the fire on his hat. The flames crackled violently, and the smell of burned fabric filled the room. "Huh, Chica must be barbecuing something. Smells good." He said. When the fire began to spread to his face, Freddy noticed, and screamed, "OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL!" "Foxy, NOW!" I whispered. Foxy dumped the bucket of icy water on Freddy's head. The water splashed on his head, sizzling out the flames, and drenching him thoroughly. Then, I teleported to my secret room along with Foxy. I heard a faint "AARRGH! IF I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS, I WILL KILL YOU!" Foxy and I laughed till our sides hurt. Now Freddy doesn't have to do the Ice Bucket Challenge again unless he wants to do it. He probably wouldn't do it again since he is such a jerk. I then helped Foxy sneak back to Pirate Cove unnoticed. "COME OUT YOU COWARD! SHOW YOURSELF!" Freddy shouted angrily. "ARE YOU COMING OUT, OR AM I GOING TO GO IN?" He fumed. I quickly teleported back to my secret room. Then I realized that Foxy had left the bucket on the lamp.
He was the only one that could get up there without teleportation. Freddy noticed the bucket on the lamp. "FOXY!" He screamed at the top of his voice box. I shuddered. Freddy was already making his way down to Pirate Cove, and Foxy was about to get strangled. To my horror, I heard several angry screams and one shriek. It was time for me to act. I teleported to the kitchen, where Chica was stuffing her face with pizza. "Hey, wanna slice?" I ignored her and teleported to the biggest stack of pots and pans. I could barely lift them off the counter, and my metal arms trembled under the weight, but I knew that I had to give Freddy a piece of my mind. I quickly teleported onto the lamp in Pirate Cove, and below me, Freddy was about to choke the life out of Foxy. I knew that I had to act soon. When Freddy was about to strangle him, I yelled, "TAKE THAT, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING PIECE OF JUNK!" and hurled the stack of pots at him. Foxy ran off as the pots hit Freddy's head and broke his arm. He immediately started lagging. "Wwwwwhhhoooo waaaassss thaaaa..." He powered down. I teleported back to my secret room.
January 4, 1988
During the day, the staff discovered that Freddy had been broken. He was taken to the mechanic to be repaired. "Hey guys! Freddy won't be coming back for 12 hours! Let's trash this place!" Bonnie yelled. "I'll get the pizza. Golden Freddy and Foxy, you get the silly string and party poppers." I teleported to the supply closet and pulled out 4 cans of silly string for us to use. Chica's was yellow, Bonnie's was purple, Foxy's was red, and mine was blue, matching my hat. I also shrunk some silly string bottles for the shrunken Toy animatronics to use. When the party started, BB saw balloons and went crazy. Toy Chica tried to get everybody to drink vodka mixed with brandy but desperately failed. Toy Bonnie tried to play Bonnie's guitar while running back and forth alongside it. Mangle started working a miniaturized bubble machine. Chica started baking pizzas. The Marionette played some loud music. Foxy was now pulling on the party poppers. They exploded with a bang, and confetti flew all over the room. "WHOOOO! PARTY!" Foxy screamed over the bangs and pops. I whipped out a can of blue silly string and pressed hard on the nozzle. The pressurized strings shot out of the nozzle at high speed, and I decided to have a little fun with it.
I started to teleport and spin all over the room while spraying silly string all over everything and everyone. "YAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" I screamed. Bonnie moaned. I stopped whizzing around the room and realized that she had been covered in a layer of silly string. Umm... "Sorry Bonnie!" I said while whizzing around and unraveling her. I then decided to un-shrink the Toy Animatronics, and return them to normal size. Well, that was a big mistake. Foxy started to flirt with Mangle, and she seemed to like him! After approximately 20 minutes of flirting, Foxy pulled Mangle into my secret room. Not a good sign. AT ALL! THIS WAS A FUN PARTY, NOT A VALENTINE'S DAY PARTY! I immediately teleported back to my secret room, and caught Mangle and Foxy making out. I hated romance. When Foxy started going a little overboard with the making out, I almost hurled, and screamed. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" I yelled furiously while feeling sick to my stomach. "Umm, no-nothing t-too much," Foxy stammered. Just then, I heard Freddy coming through the door back from the mechanic shop. I teleported to him and expected to be yelled at, but surprisingly, he grabbed a can of silly string and started to spray it all over me. I had forgotten that he loved parties.
He then ran around the room, all happy and such, yanking party poppers as he went. "Hey Golden Freddy! Who planned this awesome party?" He questioned inquisitively. "Bonnie planned it," I replied. We had our fun for a while, but then, Freddy realized that Foxy and Mangle were gone. AGAIN. "Where are they?" Freddy asked. "I think I know. Follow me," I said. For once, Freddy was being nice to me and the other animatronics EXCLUDING Foxy. I led him to my secret room, and sure enough, he caught Foxy and Mangle making out. AGAIN. I felt sick, but this time, I didn't even come close to hurling. Freddy saw the act and threw up all over ME! "EWW! FOXY! WHAT THE HELL!" He yelled. "EWW! FREDDY! WHAT THE HELL!" I screamed at him while dripping in oil, bolts, and rusty bits. "Sorry dude, my stomach couldn't help it.
January 5, 1988
Chica was cooking breakfast for us all. She said that it would be a pizza pie, so I decided to go to the kitchen and monitor her cooking. It did not go well. At all. She had made a pie, and she was now using the electric mixer to grind up the pie. It looked disgusting. The horrible part came in when she dumped the mixture over a pizza crust, and put it in the oven. Sometime later, a horrid smell wafted through the pizzeria. I gagged, trying not to pass out. Well, Chica left the pizza in the oven, but this time it didn't just burn. Smoke started pouring out of the oven. When the smoke cleared up, I opened the oven, only to be greeted by spontaneous combustion, and a pizza explosion. First, the pie went up in flames. Then, it blew up! Pizza and pie splattered all over the walls of the oven and all over me. I was then welcomed by a stream of noxious fumes floating from the burned mess. "CHICA!" I screamed, infuriated. It turns out that she had mistaken gunpowder and potassium nitrate for sugar, so she had put explosives in the pie! How dumb can you get?
After cleaning myself up, I hung out with Bonnie, Freddy, Chica, and Foxy for the rest of the day, but Toy Chica disrupted my peace. She broke into the fridge, and raided it of all the beer. She then broke into my secret room, where I was playing Scrabble with the rest of the gang. "Hey!" Foxy shouted. "What do you think you are doing, getting drunk on 100 bottles of beer!" Too late. She had already guzzled down half the beer, and was very, very drunk. She started to get closer to Freddy. "HEY! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...MMPH! MFFFFFFFF!" She had started making out with him! "EWW! TOY CHICA? WHY! "Oh dear GOD!" Bonnie exclaimed. "UGH! YOU MAKE ME SO MAD!" Freddy screamed, as he gave Toy Chica a hard smack to the head. Freddy told me to get rid of her for a while, so I teleported to the kitchen, and stuck her body in the freezer. After we finished playing Scrabble, I pulled out my spell book, and showed it to the gang. "Hey guys! What spell should I learn next?" "Hmm. How about the levitation spell?" Bonnie said. We spent the night levitating the miniature custards that Bonnie had made into each other's mouths. Yum!
January 6, 1988
I guess we were all bored, so Bonnie and Toy Bonnie decided to have an epic guitar rock battle. I set up the stage witch a clever contraption so that whoever won would get confetti dropped on them, and whoever lost would get a pie dropped on them. It would all happen just with a pull of a string. Somehow, Freddy approved of that idea! I then set up several smoke machines and strobe lights so that when the Bonnies played guitar, it would create a really cool effect. Foxy then sprinted back and forth on the stage, decorating the place with purple and blue streamers. I got Freddy to paint a picture with me of the Bonnies glaring at each other. After an hour of hard work, we hung the painting on the back of the stage. "Not bad, huh." Freddy said. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" Foxy screamed enthusiastically. Bonnie walked up on stage, and the room went pitch black.
All of a sudden, Bonnie started to play an awesome rock guitar riff. I started to work the fog machines, and I turned on the strobe lights. It looked really sick! In fact, Bonnie's rock music made the illusion even better. When she finished, I reduced the fog, and turned off the strobe lights. Then, Toy Bonnie walked onstage and started to sing a disgusting love song called "Thinking Out Loud". To make things worse, she sang and played very poorly. It all came to an end when she started to go a little overboard with the love part. Freddy then yelled, "FOXY! GET THAT ABOMINATION OFF THE STAGE!" On an errand, Foxy sprinted on stage and escorted her off. All the other animatronics were writing down complex score systems, but I knew just what to do. Toy Bonnie definitely lost.
"And the winner of the Guitar Battle is... BONNIE!" Freddy yelled. I pulled on my contraption. Bonnie was showered with confetti and flowers, and Toy Bonnie had Chica's fail of a pizza pie dropped on her head. Just then, I heard some angry screams coming from Toy Bonnie. I heard several slaps, punches, and kicks. Then, I heard a piece of wood snapping, wires breaking, and finally, a long, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"! I immediately teleported to the Show Stage to see what had happened. Toy Bonnie had broken Bonnie's guitar. In a rage, I punched her, and she powered down. Bonnie was very depressed, so we left her to it. Chica tried hi-five me for beating the crap out of Toy Bonnie, but I was kind of depressed too, so I rejected her.
January 7, 1987
God dammit! Today was a really, Really, REALLY MESSED UP DAY! Toy Chica had somehow managed to get out of the freezer that I put her in. I decided to ignore her, but that was a very dumb decision. I started talking to a depressed Bonnie and a hyper Foxy about murder when Toy Chica snuck behind Bonnie. She was holding a massive syringe that had a very strange whitish powder inside of it. Foxy tripped her, and she fell. But, the syringe went flying into Bonnie's back, and Foxy banged into the plunger of the syringe. "Clumsy," I commented. Well, Foxy was fine, but Bonnie wasn't. Her pupils suddenly enlarged, and she started getting, well- high. "So-hi-hic! everybody!- My-m-y name is B-Bonnie! Hic!" "BONNIE! SNAP OUT OF IT!" I screamed at her. "S-snap-out-Hic! o-out of -what? Hic!" She answered stupidly. Foxy slapped her across the face. "Seriously dude, snap out of it!" He exclaimed. "Hey-why-why don't-Hic! We go and get..." She got so high that she powered down.
I shot a glare at a partially broken Toy Chica. "What?" She asked. I punched her a couple times, and she powered down. "Oh NO!" Foxy screamed. His hook had fallen off, revealing a mess of wires and metal. "It must have been the damage from the trip," I replied. Bonnie got high, Toy Chica got beaten up by me, Foxy's hook broke off, and I am just so god damn pissed right now! I decided to teleport back to the secret room and learn more spells, but an unsightly scenario greeted me. Balloon Boy and The Marionette were making out in my room! "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? YOU SICKOS! THAT IS SO GAY!" I screamed angrily at them, then I chucked a flashlight at BB. They both scrambled out of my secret room. I returned to the Show Stage, but a nasty surprise awaited me. All of the remaining animatronics were holding silly string bottles, and before I knew it, silly string was shooting out at me. A long strand of silly string shot through my eye and messed me up. "What-was thaaat f-f-foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor..." I slurred as I powered down.
January 9, 1988
I was sent back to the pizzeria two days after the whole silly string incident. When I got back, I was welcomed by an awesome party! There was an awesome feast, awesome décor, and there was definitely going to Bonnie's famous apple pie! I walked into the pizzeria, and Foxy immediately sprinted to me. "Yo dude! Check out the awesome party! Everything was gold, and Bonnie even made my favorite blood sauce pizza! "Duck!" Someone yelled. Chica and Toy Freddy were playing Pizza Frisbee. Chica accidentally missed her aim, and the pizza went flying into Freddy's face! "CHIIIIIICCCCCAAAAA!" Freddy screamed angrily while attempting to get pizza off his face. "O-oops..." Chica stammered. And of course, there was silly string. "Ok guys. I'm gonna teleport all over the room and spray silly string. The last person that remains without touching the silly sting wins." I started teleporting around, and I got the fat ones out in the first round. Next, down went Freddy and Toy Bonnie. "EAT THIS, CRACK WHORE!" I screamed at Toy Chica while rapid spamming the nozzle on my silly string bottles. "DON'T CALL ME THA-" Her reply was cut off by a wad of silly string to the mouth.
After game time, I settled down at a table and started to eat. The smell of cinnamon and apples drifted through the air, and all of a sudden, Bonnie fell from the ceiling, holding her world-famous apple pie. "YAY!" We all shouted in unison. The second that Bonnie's hands left the pie, we all started digging in. Every single bit of it was perfect, from the crispy, flaky crust to the decadent, sweet, and fragrant apple filling. But there was something weird with the pie. As soon as I finished my pie, I felt a sudden rush of euphoria, and my whole world became all hazy and wobbly. "Yay!" Rainbows and unicorns and fluffiness!" Chica exclaimed giddily. "Chica-Hic! W-What are yo-Hic! talking ab-about?" I stuttered. "D-Don't you-Hic! see them?" She stammered. "Hic! What-Hic! the hell-Hic! is h-happening-Hic! t-t-to me?" Foxy spluttered.
"Guys-Hic! I-I don't-Hic!- f-feel so-Hic!-good," Freddy managed to stutter out through a barrage of hiccups. "I feel-Hic!-so h-happy!" Toy Bonnie lisped while making her way down to a stack of party poppers. "What's happening?! What is wrong with all of you?! Toy Bonnie! Don't you dare go near those explosives!" She was too late. Toy Bonnie was already making her way to Bonnie, holding 5 party poppers. "DON'T YOU DARE COME NEAR ME HOLDING THOSE-" "Ya-Hic!-wanna play-Hic!?" "NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOO! Toy Bonnie accidentally pulled on the strings of the party poppers, and they went off with a loud "BANG!" "Oh-HIC!-d-dear God," I muttered to myself. When the debris cleared, we all stumbled over to check on Bonnie, and we all screamed. Her face was blown up, revealing a mess of wires, a visible endoskeleton, and two red, glowing eyes. Just then, Chica collapsed, followed by Freddy, Foxy, and the rest of the gang except for me. "BONNIE!" I screamed furiously. "HOW DARE YOU PUT RUBBISH INTO THE P-..." I blacked out.