I then had several hallucinations. There was a grinning purple man climbing into a deteriorated golden Bonnie suit. He fastened all the parts, and prepared to pick up a knife. All of a sudden, I heard springs snapping, and the sound of metal cutting through flesh. Then, I heard several dreadful screams, and blood started spurting from the suit. Suddenly, all of it faded away with static, and a message, "I will be back. I will always be back." I snapped awake, and it was pitch black in the room I was laying in. I shuddered. Just then, I had a horrible thought. I remembered my past. The purple guy was the one who murdered me and my friends. The memories of the murder came back, and I blacked out again.
January 10, 1988
When I woke up, it was already midday. I decided that I wanted to learn more spells, so I teleported to my secret room. I had always wanted to spy on the others, but I could never get a good view without getting caught. I took out my spell book, flipped to an invisibility spell, and proceeded to turn myself invisible. I also dug out a video camera and turned it invisible to record anything that happened. Hehehe. Now I could spy on the others without even having a single chance of getting caught. First, I teleported to the kitchen, where Chica was stuffing her face with pizza and cupcakes. The door to the kitchen swung open, and Toy Freddy was standing at the entrance, looking severely pissed. I immediately pulled out my video camera and hit the record button. "YOU LITTLE BITCH! IT WAS YOU WHO WAS STEALING MY FOOD!"He screamed furiously. MMPHNPH! MMPHMPH! MMMNNPHNMPH!" Chica protested with her mouth full. "I'LL TEACH YOU NOT TO MESS WITH ME, YOU FAT, COCKY, IDIOT!" "MMNPH! MMNPHMNPH! She screamed. Toy Freddy lunged toward Chica, and punched her hard. The two then started to wrestle. "YOU-Little...AAARGH! YOU IDIOT!" Chica had spit her pizza all over his face. I strained myself from cracking up. This scene was far too hilarious to miss. "I HATE YOU, CHICA! FREDDY!" Toy Freddy called out. I then teleported to Pirate Cove. Foxy was running like crazy around the place. He kept on sprinting and sprinting until he tripped over the curtains and went flying. "AAAAH! THEM BLASTED CURTAINS!" He screamed. I snickered. Everyone was screwing up today, and I was there to witness them screw up -and record it!
I then teleported back to my secret room, still invisible, and expected nobody to be there. I was wrong about that. I heard a noise, and I immediately pulled out my camera and hit record. I turned around, and in a corner of the room, Toy Chica and Freddy, both drunk, were making out! I restrained myself from hurling, and when I had enough footage, I grabbed my spell book and wand and teleported backstage. I reverted myself back to normal, and teleported to the rest of the animatronics. "Hey guys! Check this out!" I selected the video of them making out, and clicked play. "Oh GOD! What the hell?!" Bonnie exclaimed. "Unbelievable! How did ya get the footage?" Foxy asked. "I turned myself invisible, and just saying, they're both REALLY drunk," I said. "Wait a minute! You guys remember what happened when we ate that pie?" Chica asked. "We got high, didn't we?" Foxy asked. "Wait a minute- THERE WERE DRUGS IN THAT PIE! BONNIE!" I shouted angrily. "I-I swear to God, I didn't put anything in the pie! All there was was cinnamon, water, lemon juice apples, and sugar!" She said frantically. "Well, I suppose that you put those ingredients in. But you can do better than getting us all high!" I screeched and teleported away to my secret room.
"I can't believe she drugged that pie!" I muttered angrily to myself. "Pie-HIC!-?" A shaky voice sounded from the back of the room. Toy Chica lay at the back of the room, extremely intoxicated and high. "What do you want?" I snapped angrily. "I-I may-HIC!- have added a little s-s-s-s-something extra-HIC!- to that p-p-pie that was-HIC!- only m-m-m-meant for me, bu-HIC!- but y-y-ou g-g-g-g-guys go-HIC!-got to it befo-HIC!- before I did," She slurred. "Wait a minute...YOU LITTLE SHIT! IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN! YOU PUT COCAINE IN BONNIE'S SUGAR! I'LL LET YOU HAVE IT!" I screeched furiously and bashed in her head with a wine bottle until she powered down. I then reached for the spell book to turn her into something nasty, but it was gone. Gone! "DAMN IT!" I screamed. I teleported to the Show Stage to find the culprit. "OK, which one of you stole my spell book? Hand it over NOW, or else-" My command was cut off by crying. The sound of tiny footsteps came toward me, and something small started hitting me. I turned around, only to find that Toy Bonnie was pestering me, but I also noticed that she had reduced significantly in size. She had turned into a toddler!