Toy Bonnie jumped up and grabbed my bowtie, and started dragging me toward the crying noise. "Dude, STOP! STOP IT! YOU'RE STRANGLING ME!" I exclaimed. She stopped at the supply closet, and I said, "Dude, that was NOT cool. You should really learn not to do that to people. She pointed to a corner. "OH MY GOD! BONNIE? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?" Bonnie had turned into a baby rabbit! She squeaked. I sighed. I was going to have to take care of them for quite a while. I decided to go get the others to inform them of the news. A few minutes later, all the others were standing in the supply closet, looking in awe at the baby rabbits. "OMG! THEY'RE SO CUTE!" Chica squealed. "Oh dear GOD! WHAT THE HELL!" Freddy exclaimed, in shock. "Dude, how are you gonna take care of them?" Foxy asked. "You'll see," I replied.

I brought Bonnie and Toy Bonnie into my secret room. I noticed a stick-like object on the floor, and it turns out, it was my wand. I could still do spells I already knew. At first when I put them to sleep, they were fine, and I could read something on my own, but my peace was only temporary. Soon after I finished reading the first chapter of my book, Toy Bonnie woke up and turned her head toward me. "Don't you dare!" I snapped. "Stay where you are...MMMPH! STOP THIS NOW, YOU LITTLE BITCH..!" She had launched herself at my face, and was now pulling on my ears. "GET OFF OF MY FACE!" I screamed, as angry as a wasp that had just had it's nest destroyed. "UGGH! GET...OFF!" I pulled her off my face and threw her to the ground. Then, Bonnie woke up, and her lip started quavering. "No! Don't you dare..." "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Bonnie had started crying uncontrollably. "I knew that was going to happen," I muttered angrily to myself. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Bonnie was now screaming at the top of her lungs. "UGH! You're gonna make me go deaf ANY SECOND NOW!" I screamed. She would not shut up! Just then, an idea popped into my head. I teleported to the shelf that held paper, ignoring Bonnie's wailing. I quickly snatched a sheet of paper, crumpled it up, and stuffed it in Bonnie's mouth. "WAAAAHHH..." She had started to suck on the paper ball. I sighed. How was I going to get them to sleep? Then, I remembered that I had learned how to perform a sleeping spell. I used the spell on both of them, and they both went peacefully to sleep.

January 11, 1988

The next morning when I woke up, Bonnie saw me and squealed happily. "Goo dee!" She babbled. Toy Bonnie woke up. She looked horrible. Her eyes didn't have the light that they used to have., and she looked like she was going to hurl any second now. "Oh dear God! I said as I put my hand against her head. It was burning like a stove. Suddenly, she leaned away from me, faced Bonnie, and retched. "No, no, NO! DON'T YOU DARE!" I screamed frantically, not knowing what to do. She retched again, and hurled all over Bonnie. She then collapsed in a heap on the floor. "WWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" I sighed. Bonnie, now covered in vomit, was bawling her eyes out AGAIN! God damn it! I very hesitantly picked up Toy Bonnie and leaned her over a bucket. She hurled again. I then picked up a sobbing Bonnie and carried her off to the bathroom. "Now you listen to me. I'm gonna clean you up, so PLEASE STOP CRYING!" I exclaimed, very frustrated and stressed. Bonnie whimpered. I carried her to the sink and got ready to rinse the sick off of her, but when I turned the water on, she leapt out of my arms in fright, fell to the floor, and started bawling.

"Damn it!" I thought as I brought Bonnie to the supply closet and put her in a cardboard box. I then sucked up to the gang saying that I needed my spell book back. "Oh, is this gold book your spell book? I found it in the kitchen next to a beer cooler," Toy Freddy replied. "Oh God, YES! Thanks, bro!" I replied, relieved that now nobody was going to be able to mess around again. Then, I went into my secret room to grab my wand, and I teleported to the supply closet, where a filthy Bonnie was now sleeping in her cardboard box. I flipped to the cleaning spell, and said the incantation. "Purgo," I whispered. The sick on Bonnie immediately disappeared, along with the horrid smell of sick. I went back to the secret room, but this time I noticed that Toy Bonnie was gone.

"NOOO! TOY BONNIE! GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT, YOU FILTHY LITTLE ABOMINATION!" I screamed angrily. I slammed the door behind me, and rushed frantically down the hall. I kept on sprinting down the hall, until I spotted Toy Freddy at the end. I skidded to a halt, crashing into him. "Sorry, dude. Have you seen Toy Bonnie around?" He replied, "Actually, no, I haven't. Wait! I see something small moving! That could be her!" He exclaimed as he excitedly rushed over to see her. I tried to warn him, "Just be careful because she...has ...the...stomach...flu..." He was already about 4 feet away from her! I teleported over to both of them. Toy Bonnie spotted Toy Freddy and started to head toward him. "Woah there! Easy, little guy- W-w-wait, what?" A glaze suddenly came over her eyes, and her abdomen heaved. "Oh dear god, get away from me!" Toy Freddy exclaimed, shocked and frantic. Suddenly, she stumbled toward Toy Freddy and threw up all over him. " OH GOD! EWW! EWW! EWW! GET THAT STUFF OFF OF ME! OH MY GOD!" He exclaimed frantically. "Hold on a sec, I'll be right back!" I shouted to him as I teleported to my secret room, snatched my wand, and teleported back to him. I used my cleaning spell, and he thanked me by inviting me to the kitchen to make pizzas with him.

The pepperoni pizzas came out perfect! Toy Freddy and I ate our shares, and after we finished, he made a dumb mistake. He had left the leftover pizza out on the kitchen counter. I went back to the secret room to check on Bonnie and Toy Bonnie, but I was shocked at what I saw when I arrived. Bonnie was standing up and walking. "Oh, no!" I thought. Then, I realized that Bonnie was headed for the door! "No! Stay where you are! No, get back here this instant!" I screamed while stumbling over objects on the floor. She kept on walking forward, babbling gleefully as she went. "Fweddy!" She screamed. Freddy had just closed the door to the kitchen, and Bonnie had spotted him. "What the hell is going on?" He asked, panicking. "She-she learned how to-OW!" I had tripped over a beer bottle that Toy Chica had left out for a while. "s-she learned how to walk," I moaned, in pain. I lifted my head up to check where Bonnie was, but she was gone. And the door to the kitchen was open! Suddenly, many deafening clangs sounded, and I burst into the kitchen, only to find that Bonnie had dropped a stack of pots on the ground. "BONNIE!" I screamed, full of rage. She stared at me with watery eyes, and burst into tears. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! YOU MEAN!" She managed to say through her tears.

"Wait, WHAT?!" I screamed, shocked and angry. "You MEAN!" She shrieked. "WHAT? OH DEAR GOD, YOU'RE TALKING! FREDDY!" Freddy came over to lecture Bonnie. "Now, sweetie, I know that you are smart, and you know how to talk, but there are some words that we can never be allowed to say, " He said with a sweet, sugar-coated voice. "Freddy, that's ENOUGH!" I screeched angrily. "Bonnie, that word is not a very bad word, and there are many words that are much worse than that. Mean is not a bad word, " I explained. "Ok, Mr. Golden Fweddy! Fweddy! You mean!" She shouted. "WHAT! HOW DARE YOU, YOU LITTLE BRAT!" He screamed, full of rage and ready to explode. "You mean! I HATE YOU!" Bonnie screamed, and she ran back to her room and started crying. I glared at Freddy. "Nice job, douchebag. You insulted a BABY," I said sarcastically. Freddy gawked with his jaw hanging open, bewildered and angry. I teleported away to check on Toy Bonnie and Bonnie. Toy Bonnie's fever had receded, and she had stopped vomiting. She was still very tired, though. I teleported to the kitchen and grabbed a sheet of plastic wrap. I teleported back to the secret room, and made a makeshift pacifier for Bonnie. "Thanks, Mr. Golden Fweddy. You nice," She said sweetly. "Good night, both of you, I said as I turned off the lights and collapsed on the floor.

January 12, 1988

Something started poking me. "Stop it," I said sleepily. It poked me harder. "Seriously, stop it! I'm not kidding!" The "thing" started to jump on me. "OW! GOD! WHAT THE HELL!" I snapped awake. Toy Bonnie was standing in front of me with a sly smirk on her face. "YOU! Oh, look who's being the most annoying little jerk," I said, irritated. "Wait, did you fully recover?" I asked her. She nodded. "Oh, YES! YES! No more stomach flu for you, Toy Bonnie!" Suddenly, Toy Bonnie sprinted out of the door. "Oh, God, come back here now!" She smirked at me, and darted toward the supply closet. "Oh, CRAP!"

I screamed as I scrambled to my feet and sprinted down the hall. I skidded to a halt in front of the supply closet door. I prepared to barge in and teach toy Bonnie a lesson, but just then, I heard a lock click. She had locked me out. "GOD DAMN IT!" I shouted angrily. I prepared to punch the door open, but I remembered that I was too smart for brute force. I teleported inside the supply closet and shouted, "I'VE GOT YOU NOW, YOU LITTLE..." My reply was cut off by someone blowing a raspberry above me. I tilted my head upwards, and to my horror, I saw Toy Bonnie climbing into the vent system. "Crap!" I thought.

Suddenly, an idea popped into my head. Those vents led to the kitchen! I could block her from escape! Plus, it was a long way to the kitchen, so I would have quite a while before she could get out. First, I teleported to the secret room and grabbed my wand. I sealed the vent opening in the supply closet so that there would be no escape. Then, I set up a contraption towards the very end of the vent system. I created two slots in the top wall of the vent tunnel with my spell book and wand, and I teleported to the supply closet to find some metal. I found two pieces of barred metal that would fit perfectly in the vent, and I set the vents up so that when Toy Bonnie came to the end of the vent, I would let go of a string, and the two pieces of metal would fall and trap her. I pulled the strings, and I waited. Surely, after about a couple of minutes, Toy Bonnie showed up. Once she got to the end of the vent tunnel, I let go of the string, and the metal fell with a deafening clang. I shuddered. I could hear rattling noises in the "cage". Toy Bonnie was trapped inside, looking angrier than ever. I walked in front of the vent and smirked at her. "That's what you get for pissing me off," I said. Suddenly, she tensed up, and she snapped the cage metal in half. She growled. My jaw fell open, and I stared at her in astonishment.

"GRRRRR!" Toy Bonnie screamed as she launched herself at my face and punched me. Talk about brute force! The little bitch was now heading for the counter. I heard a noise, and turned to see Freddy stuffing his face with leftover pizza. "Hey dude! Oh, and I see you brought Toy Bonnie with you. Hey little guy! You want to- NO! THAT'S MY PIZZA!" Toy Bonnie had leaped onto Freddy's table and was pulling at a slice of pizza. The cheese stretched as it got thinner and thinner.. and... SNAP! The cheese broke, sending Toy Bonnie flying backwards. "Looks like someone didn't pay attention in physics class," I muttered to myself. Then, I heard a faint crying noise. I groaned. Bonnie had woken up from her nap.