I carried Toy Bonnie back to the room, where Bonnie was crying. "Listen here, you little pest! NEVER-DO-THAT-AGAIN!" I said under my breath, infuriated. I then picked up Bonnie, who was still crying, and carried her outside the room. I walked down the hall and turned left, only to see Freddy carrying a perfectly frosted cake. "Huh," I thought "Maybe Toy Freddy made it, since Freddy lacks artistic and cooking skills." Suddenly, Foxy popped out of nowhere, and sprinted down the hall TOWARD Freddy. "No! FOXY! STOP!" I screamed. Bonnie stopped crying. She pointed at Foxy and giggled. Just as Foxy was about to collide with Freddy, Freddy's eyes opened wide in horror, and his jaw dropped. I heard a sickening crash, and the two were lying in a heap on the ground. Cake was splattered all over both of them. "OH MY GOD, F*CK YOU, FOXY! WHY THE HELL DO YOU ALWAYS SCREW EVERYTHING UP?!" Freddy had gone ballistic. "I-I-I,but-" Foxy stammered, his eyes full of fear and shame. "NO BUTS! YOU ARE THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO MY LIFE! YOU'RE SUCH A F*CKING ASSHOLE!" Freddy screamed, and he stormed off.
"Goldie, what does f*ck mean?" Bonnie asked me. "Uhh, it- I don't think you want to know," I replied. "Tell me! Tell me! Pretty pleeease! "Ugh, FINE! It either means sexual intercourse, or it is intended as an insult if someone is severely pissed! Now you know!" I exclaimed, slightly ticked off. "What is sexual intercourse?" Bonnie asked. "Oh, dear GOD, DO NOT GO THERE!" I said as I picked up Bonnie and took her back to my room. "Still, what does it mean?" She questioned. "Alright, FINE! Let me show you. I teleported both of us to Pirate Cove, and you can just figure out what Foxy and Mangle were doing. Bonnie saw them in the act, and let out an ear-splitting scream. I covered my ears and shuddered. "Foxy, SERIOUSLY! STOP HAVING SEX WITH MANGLE! IT IS REVOLTING, HORRID, AND NAUSEATING, SO JUST STOP! I screamed, and took Bonnie back to the secret room.
Bonnie was shuddering nonstop. "I TOLD you, you didn't want to know!" I exclaimed. Bonnie whimpered. Toy Bonnie hopped over to me and exclaimed, "Ooh! Tell me about it! Who was f*cking each other?" She asked excitedly. "Toy Bonnie, No! Just NO." I said angrily. Suddenly, the door to the room flew open, and standing at the entrance was no other than Toy Chica. She was holding a massive bottle of vodka and a large syringe filled with heroin. "GET OUT OF HERE, YOU SLUT! I screamed, infuriated like hell. "I'm g-gonna do this-HIC!-" She slurred as she threw the giant syringe at Toy Bonnie. It pierced her in the back. Shocked, she stumbled backwards and fell on the plunger of the syringe. "GOD, YOU BITCH! ALL YOU DO IS GET DRUNK, GET HIGH, AND HAVE SEX! YOU ARE A FILTHY WHORE!" I screamed, ballistic. "You-HIC!- w-want some v-vodkaaaa?" She slurred. "NO! WHAT THE F-MMPH! MMPH!" She had stuffed the massive vodka bottle into my mouth. I tried not to swallow, but the pressure of copious amounts of vodka was too much to handle. My throat muscles relaxed, and I passed out drunk.
January 13, 1988
I woke up dizzy, and I vomited from all the alcohol. I was going to find my wand and spell book so that I could clean it up, but they were gone. AGAIN! I groaned. Just then, Bonnie woke up and started crying, so I fashioned a basket with straps so that I could carry Bonnie around effortlessly. After cleaning the mess. I sucked up to the gang and shouted. "Seriously! WHO HAS THE SPELL BOOK?" I shouted angrily, still feeling slightly sick to my stomach. The gang murmured for a while, but I realized that Freddy was gone. "Guys! Where's Freddy! "Um, about that," Toy Freddy began, but his reply was cut off by a door slamming shut. Freddy emerged from the door, but he was wearing a super slutty dress and whore makeup. I felt even sicker, so I teleported to the nearest trash can and hurled. The sight of Freddy wearing a hooker's dress made me SICK! "Say, hi everybody! Heeheeheehee!" He- or rather she, I should say, said in a high pitched, drunken voice. "Whore!" Bonnie yelled excitedly. "Oh GOD!" Foxy said, about to be sick, as he ran over to a trash can and threw up. " Oh, aren't I just sooooooooooo beautiful? Oh! I see a sexy man over there!" Freddy said giddily as she made her way over to Toy Freddy. "Oh, GOD! NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Toy Freddy shouted frantically, trying to get as far away as possible from Freddy the Whore.
"Come heeeeeere, s-s-sexy! I know t-t-that you-HIC!- you want my body!" CRASH! "Oh, CRAP! NO, GET AWAY!" Toy Freddy had tripped over a beer can and had been wedged in between two storage boxes. "Now y-you can't g-g-get away from meeeeeeeeee! I'm g-gonna fuck you!" Freddy said drunkenly. Oh, CRAP! SHIT! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU MONSTER! OH GOD! EWWWW! MMMPH! MMMNPHH!" Freddy had started making out with a disgusted Toy Freddy." I nudged Foxy and said to him, "Gaaaaaaaaaay!" He stifled a laugh. Toy Freddy leaned over and hurled for approximately 15 seconds. He then passed out from shock and disgust. "Haha! Gay!" Bonnie shouted happily. Oh God. Freddy would kill me if he was in his normal state of mind for letting Bonnie swear! I knocked Freddy out with a punch, and I teleported to the secret room. Inside, a hyperactive, most likely high Toy Bonnie as ricocheting off the walls. "God, that bitch!" I muttered as I remembered that Toy Chica had gotten Toy Bonnie high.
January 14, 1988
Today was Bonnie's worst day. I was in the kitchen with Bonnie and Toy Freddy, making a lemon meringue pie, when Freddy burst through the door, holding a diaper. "Whore!" Bonnie screamed. "Hiiiii there-HIC!-c-cutie!" Freddy exclaimed giddily. "What do you want?" I snapped. "I-HIC! wanna-d-d-d-do this," she said drunkenly. She made her way over to Bonnie, who squealed and ran away from her. Bonnie stumbled and fell in a corner. "Bonnie! No!" I screamed. I heard several whines, screams, and hiccups, and when the two separated, Bonnie was in a diaper! "I'LL GET YOU, YOU...MMMPH!" Toy Freddy had covered Bonnie's mouth, but she kept on letting out muffled screams. Freddy then started teasing Bonnie, which made her cry. Desperate times called for desperate measures! I picked up my pie, took a deep breath, and chucked it at Freddy's face. She stumbled ineptly across the room, and crashed into a stack of canned pizza sauce, whose contents came raining down on her. all over her. Bonnie immediately stopped crying, and burst into laughter. "F*cking biiiiiiiiiitch!" I said. I regretted wasting my pie on tormenting Freddy, but it was worth it. REALLY worth it.
January 15, 1988
Holy SHIT! I never knew that Freddy was lesbo until today! Toy Chica was stumbling down the hall, presumably drunk, and Freddy came to her. "You're-HIC! s-sexy!" Freddy said drunkenly. "God!-HIC!- A-are you l-l-lesbian?" Toy Chica said quite normally, in shock. "Hey! Guys! Come here! Things are about to get good!" Within seconds, the whole gang stood behind me. Suddenly, Freddy leaned in and made out with Toy Chica! I nudged Foxy and said, "I don't know about you, but that's lesbian!" Foxy burst out laughing. Bonnie repeated me. "I don't know about you, but that's lesbian!" She shouted. "That's right! Lesbian!" I exclaimed.
I teleported back to my secret room. Suddenly, a gleaming, golden object inside of Toy Bonnie's box bed blinded me for a short time. I teleported to it, and sitting there, was my spell book and wand. God damn it! That imbecile Toy Chica was the reason why this all happened. She was the one who got Toy Bonnie high. She was the one who made Toy Bonnie steal my spell book and change Freddy's gender. She was the one who made us all sick! I swear to God, I will wring that bitch's neck the next time that I see her. I had enough of the Bonnies being babies, so I looked in my spell book to find an aging spell, but the page was ripped out! Someone had clearly set me up for this! Looks like I'm gonna be stuck with babies for quite a while!
January 16, 1988
Well, looks like Bonnie finally learned what f*ck meant. I was heading down to the kitchen with Bonnie to get something to eat, but something really ticked Bonnie off. Chica must have finally learned how to cook, because I saw her walking down the hall, holding a perfect pizza. But Foxy, supposedly doing his morning workout, sprinted down the hall and crashed into Chica. The pizza went flying and landed on top of Bonnie with a splat, just as Freddy came out of the kitchen. "F*ck you!" Bonnie said angrily, her face covered in melted cheese and tomato sauce. "Sweetie, that's another of those words," Freddy said in a sugar coated, condescending voice. "What do you mean, you say them all the time?" Bonnie whined. "Honey, I would never swear in front of you!" Freddy exclaimed. "She's got a point, you know," I added. "SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! Freddy yelled furiously. He hated being proven wrong. Tears welled up in Bonnie's eyes, and she started crying. "Here's a fact, did you know that Freddy is a jerk to babies?" I asked Freddy. He growled and stormed off.
Later in the day, Bonnie was playing backstage, and she slipped, and fell down the stairs to the basement. "OW! OW! OW! F*CK! F*CK! F*CKING SHIT! DAMN IT! F*CK! F*CK! F*CK!" She screamed in pain and anger as she hurtled down the stairs. Freddy was waiting at the end. "Again, sweetheart? I thought I told you not to say bad words," He told her. "F*CK YOU, FREDDY! F*CK ALL OF YOU!" Bonnie screamed furiously, her eyes filled with tears. "Freddy, f*ck off, you fat bastard!" I snapped. "Yeah! You're a fat bastard!" Bonnie taunted. Freddy stormed off, muttering curse words. Later, I got Bonnie to take a nap, but the second I exited my secret room, Freddy confronted me. "HOW DARE YOU MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME!" He screamed furiously. "You obviously have no experience in parenting. You swear more than me in front of kids, and you obviously can't control your anger issues," I replied calmly. "STILL, HOW DARE YOU! BONNIE CALLED ME A BASTARD, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" He screamed. I heard feet pattering, so I turned my head and saw Bonnie standing next to me, her arms crossed. "You set a horrible example for kids," I continued on. "You're the one who taught Bonnie to swear, not me!" Freddy startedscreaming, and he jumped up and down angrily, fists clenched.
I carried Bonnie to the secret room, where my wand was laying on the floor. She jumped out of my arms and ran towards it. "No, don't mess with that! Give it to me!" I shouted frantically. Damn! She had started chewing on it! "BONNIE!" I yelled. She looked up at me and smiled. The wand fell out of her mouth. Just then, Toy Bonnie fell from the ceiling and landed on my shoulders. I wanted them to turn back into adults, but I couldn't do it. I didn't have a spell for it. I carefully looked through the spell book again, and I didn't find it. But I did find a section for... Potions? Apparently, whoever ripped out the aging spell didn't bother to rip out the aging potion! There was still hope, except for the fact that I had to get all these strange, mysterious plants. Nightshade, wolfsbane, aconite, where would I find all this? I would have to go out into the human world in order to find these! I would have to sneak out at night!