Køhler's Koffee – Your Local Coffee Shop
11865 Windgate Avenue
Brookdon, WA 20064
Phone: 202-491-6670
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We serve homemade coffee, produced freshly and with plenty of love in traditional mugs. We provide numerous types of creams and sweeteners; pick your favorites or try something new! No specific request is denied, so don't be shy!
We also offer a variety of donuts, muffins, cookies, rolls, buns and pies by the slice. Seasonal treats provided by our good friend, Francis Bonnefoy of Bonnefoy's Baked Goods, located right next to our establishment.
Our shop has free Wi-Fi and air conditioning. Enjoy.
Every day, we offer special deals. Some days, you can get 10% off by saying 'please' in Danish.
Our workers are very well mannered; just don't feed them after midnight. The Finnish one is off Fridays, if you're interested.
Open Hours
Monday, Wednesdays, & Thursdays – 5 a.m. – 6 p.m.
Fridays & Tuesdays – Closed
Saturdays & Sundays – 7 a.m. – 8 p.m.
F.A.Q.
Q: Who came up with Køhler's Koffee?
A: Mathias Køhler
Q: Who makes the coffee?
A: Mathias Køhler
Q: Who writes the rules?
A: Mathias Køhler
Q: Why is there a crack in this table?
A: Mathias Køhler
Q: What makes your coffee so special?
A: Mathias Køhler
Q: Why are you guys all blond?
A: Coincidence, maybe.
Q: Can you tell me a joke?
A: Sure, a fish ran into a wall. Dam!
Submit your questions to our email: KohlersKoffee
We offer furniture advice on weekdays only.
Rules for Employees (and the Employer)
1. Pets, weapons, fireworks, air horns, crocs, paperclips, and smoking are prohibited during open hours.
2. Wash your damn hands
3. Keep your damn hands washed
4. Employees must be well-groomed and smell decently when working.
5. Employees have access to coffee anytime they want, but they still have to pay, with the exception of employee of the month.
6. No getting coffee when customers are in need of assistance.
7. Food products less than 2 days old are off limits until after hours.
8. Food products more than 4 days old are free for employees.
9. No moonwalking unless you know how to do it.
10. Touching Tino without good intentions is completely prohibited.
11. All employees are required to participate in Leif Erikson Day (October 9th) no exceptions.
12. Any attempt at starting a musical during hours would be suspended for three days.
13. Did you wash your hands? Go do that.
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