Disclaimer: Ownership left me before we'd even met, but I will survive.

Author's Note: I got an oldie stuck in my head, 'nuff said.

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Gulch Will Survive

At first he was afraid, he was petrified
Kept thinkin' he could never live with DG on this side;
But then he spent so many years tryin' ta keep her from wrong
And he grew strong and they learned how to get along

And now she's back from Outer Zone
He just drove in to find her here blown on the wake of a cyclone
He should have changed his parking spot
He should have hid that damned bike key
If he'd've known for just one second he'd be caught by Code DG

Come on now, Gulch, don't hit the floor, just look around now
'Cause you're not in Kansas anymore
There's two suns in the sky, a strange person walking by
Did you think he'd crumble? Did you think he'd lay down and die?

Oh no, not Gulch. Gulch will survive
Oh as long as he knows how to duck he hopes he'll stay alive;
He's got all his life to live,
He's got all his strength to give and he'll survive,
He will survive. Hey Hey.

It took all the strength he had not to fall apart
There was weirdness all around him right from the very start,
And he spent oh so many nights just thinking where the hell am I?
He used to sigh, but now won't bother to ask why.

And there he is, somebody new
He's not that chained up Honest Cop n' Menace that she knew,
And so you felt like droppin' in, thought you'd go on a killin' spree,
Now Imp could warn you that perhaps there's this thing you didn't foresee

Go on now, Gulch, walk through the door, just draw your gun now
('cause) they're not welcome anymore
Might've thought him a joke 'til you looked him in the eye
Did you think he'd crumble? Did you think he'd lay down and die?

Oh no, not Gulch. Gulch will survive
And, oh, he'd like to mention that he likes his princesses alive;
They've got all their lives to live,
He's got all his life to give and he'll survive,
He will survive. Ooooh.

Go on now, Gulch, you have the floor, just glance around now

So they'll remember evermore
He's drawn a line with fire, laid it bare to the sky
Do you think he'll crumble
Do you think he'll lay down and die?

Oh no, not Gulch. Gulch will survive
Oh as long as he's got those he loves you know he'll stay alive;
They've got all their lives to live,
He's got all his love to give and he'll survive,
Gulch will survive. Gulch will survive.