Disclaimer: Do not own Tin Man, 'That's Amore' or the thought SOMEBODY ambushed me with…speaking of:
Author's Note: EreshkigalGirl you little #$^*#&$, I've had that song stuck in my head for TWO DAYS now. Urge to cheerfully strangle somebody ri-sing! That being said, I don't know if this is the singer you had in mind, but it is the one who cheerfully skipped forward to answer the call of your request. Which is odd, since I don't do requests (I specifically stated that somewhere), so here is the song formerly known as 'That's Amore'…as requested. Sigh. *sings* 'Nobody knows the trouble I know, nobody knows my sorrow…'
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That's A Mobat
In the O.Z. monkeys take wing
When boy meets one
Here's what he'll scream…
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When the Tin Man needs tricked
So he'll bed a princess, 'see' a mobat
When the pantry's too dark
It's no longer a lark, that's a mobat!
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Wings will flap flippy-flippy-flap
Flippy-flippy-flap lords will yap, "Watch out fella!"
Hearts will pound pound-and-pound-away
Pound-and-pound-away at mobat in the cellar!
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When you recall your plan
Quick, close the door with a slam, not a mobat
When they rage at your play
And they lock you away, that's not fair
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When you were trying to help
But they say, you're not helping oh lordy
Scuzza me, but you see
He thought innocently, that's a mobat
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When you're thirsty for beer
That like magic appears, that's a mobat
That's a mobat
When your drink tastes like brine
And he brings you more wine, that's a mobat
That's a mobat
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Wings will flap flippy-flippy-flap
Flippy-flippy-flap lords will clap, "Hey there fella!"
Cheer away tra-la-la-la-lay
Tra-la-la-la-hey for a drink with umbrella
Little fella!
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If you must fight a duel
With a longwinded fool, for a mobat
For a mobat
When there's no time for thought
Or a dastardly plot, mace will do
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When he does nothing but scream
But he's wrong in his screaming oh lordy
Scuzza me, but you see
That's not evil you flee, that's a mobat
A mobat
That's a mobat!